Walk on the way home.

The fat neighbor was in a state of his mind, and kept thinking back to the three words that the swimsuit girl had said to him after he was rescued from the shore.

The first sentence: "Handsome guy, are you okay?" ”

The second sentence: "I just saw that you were cute, and I wanted to come and get to know you, but I drowned you, I'm sorry." ”

The third sentence: "Is it convenient to add a WeChat?" ”

Three sentences, plus punctuation, a total of 36 words.

The pronunciation of every word of the girl, and the demeanor of the pair of words, are firmly remembered in his mind like a photo.

With the cute expression, invincible appearance, and perfect body of the swimsuit girl at that time...... It kept spreading and fermenting in his mind.

"Ah......h

With an inexplicable and long sigh, the fat neighbor took out his mobile phone for the 327th time, clicked on WeChat, and looked at the empty dialog box of "New Friend", not knowing what he was thinking.

"Are you alright?" Chen Yu couldn't help but ask.

"Ah...... Yes? It's okay. The fat neighbor hurriedly put away his phone.

"Do you really like that girl?" Chen Yu smiled evilly.

"......" was silent for a while, and the fat neighbor hesitated to speak: "You say, why did she add me to WeChat?" ”

"I like you." Chen Yu got straight to the point.

"No... Impossible. The neighbor squirmed: "I've never liked girls very much." ”

"That's because you were a [waste house] before."

"Aren't I too?"

"Although your title is still [Waste House] now, your behavior, your mannerisms, are no longer the same." Chen Yu gradually became exhausted: "You have started to exercise, you have begun to sweat, and you have begun to work hard to implement your justice." You may not notice this change, after all, you are in the mountains. But outsiders see it clearly! ”

"Yes......" The fat neighbor was still a little unconvinced.

"Of course!" Chen Yu stopped and patted his neighbor on the shoulder: "It's the so-called heaven rewards hard work." Your efforts don't happen in a vacuum, they can instantly change your life and your circle of friends. At any time, a motivated and struggling athletic man will attract girls to like. ”

“……”

Hearing this, the fat neighbor lowered his head.

After standing there for a long time, he suddenly turned around and trotted.

"What are you doing?" Chen Yu was stunned.

"I'm going to run a few laps at night tonight." The neighbor's eyes were bright, and his tone was high-spirited.

"Good boy!" Chen Yu gave a thumbs up: "Then you run, I'll go back and sleep." ”

Seeing the neighbor's back running farther and farther, Chen Yu was satisfied.

The power of love can really make people ...... Delirious.

……

Time, like a man in his thirties, is getting faster and faster day by day.

Before the next morning, Chen Yu's door was knocked.

Opening his eyes in a daze, Chen Yu's mind was like paste, and he looked out of the door blankly.

"Knock knock!"

"Open the door!"

"Open the door, big brother."

It's the voice of the fat neighbor next door.

Chen Yu reacted, quickly sobered up, lifted the quilt, staggered to the door, and opened the door: "What are you doing?" ”

"Morning jog!" The fat neighbor was dressed in sportswear and a cap and trotted in place. The whole person was full of fighting spirit: "Let's go!" ”

Chen Yu turned his head and looked at the clock on the wall, and suddenly became angry: "What the is it?" ”

Neighbor: "Run early, you can run a few more laps before dawn." ”

Chen Yu: "......"

"Are you alright?" Chen Yu stretched out his hand, took off his neighbor's cap, and found that the other party's title was still [Waste House], so he put it back on him: "You run first, I'll sleep later." I played the console too late last night. ”

"Playing on my console?" The fat neighbor was stunned.

"yes, didn't you throw it to me." With that, Chen Yu closed the security door, lay back on the bed and went to sleep.

“……”

"Knock knock!"

But not long after he fell asleep, there was another knock on the door.

Opening his bloodshot eyes, Chen Yu's face was gloomy, he got out of bed, walked to the door, and opened the door fiercely: "What are you doing!" ”

"Big brother, you haven't woken up yet?" The panting fat neighbor wiped his sweat: "I've finished two laps." Let's go, let's go for a morning run. ”

"Get out. It's not dawn, I can't afford it. Chen Yu slammed the door shut and lay back on the bed again.

“……”

“……”

"Knock knock!"

This time, before he could fall asleep, the door rang again.

"I'll fuck you."

Throwing the quilt away, Chen Yu was furious, rushed to the back of the door with his fists clenched, and pulled the door open: "It's over, isn't it!" ”

Outside the door, the fat neighbor was so frightened that he shrank his neck: "Oh my God... It's dawn, big brother. ”

Chen Yu: "......"

Fat Neighbor: "Let's go... Let's go? Go for a morning run. ”

"Where's my knife?" Chen Yu looked around.

"You landed in the swimming pool yesterday." The neighbor replied.

“……”

After being silent for a while, Chen Yu sighed, rubbed his stiff face, and turned back to the house: "Wait for me to brush my teeth and wash my face." ”

After doing the basic washing, Chen Yu found a clean coat and walked out of the house expressionlessly.

The neighbors outside the door couldn't wait: "Let's run a few laps first, and then have breakfast." ”

"How many laps have you run?" Chen Yu asked.

"It's almost twenty laps."

"Whew." Chen Yu exhaled: "You're really awesome." ”

The two of them walked together, trotting and walking, and entered the elevator.

Chen Yu's long-angered slap decisively slapped it: "Don't run in the elevator!" ”

"Smack."

After a blow on the head, the fat neighbor didn't seem to feel anything, stopped his pace and nodded: "Okay." ”

Then, he took out his mobile phone, clicked on WeChat seriously, looked at the new message from the swimsuit girl, and looked at the demented face: "Hehe." ”

Chen Yu: "......"

"Papa-" The finger quickly replied to a large message, and the fat neighbor put down his mobile phone, looked at Chen Yu and said, "Big brother, why don't we run in the morning, let's go to the swimming pool directly." ”

"Is your relationship progressing?" Chen Yu squinted.

"Hmm." The fat neighbor nodded: "It has been decided that the child will go to a kindergarten in the city center in the future." ”

Chen Yu was shocked.

"Ding—"

Half a minute later, the elevator doors opened.

The neighbor with an expectant face and Chen Yu, who was numb with a numb face, stepped out of the elevator and bumped into two policemen head-on.

One of them is an old acquaintance of Chen Yu, the policewoman who arrested him in the first place.

"Yo-he!" Chen Yu was surprised: "Miss Police Flower! ”

The policewoman had a gloomy face: "......"

"Why are you here? It's still so early? ”

"Surprise check your title on schedule." The policewoman said in a cold tone and introduced the policeman next to her: "This is a comrade from the Human Security Agency. ”

"Hello, hello." Chen Yu warmly shook hands with the other party.

The police of the Security Bureau ignored it indifferently, took out his notebook by himself, and said, "Chen Yu, take off your hat." ”

Chen Yu withdrew his hand without embarrassment, took off his hat, and revealed the words "waste house".

On the side, the fat neighbor who saw this scene was puzzled, took a step back slightly, and did not make a sound.

"The 'title' hasn't changed." The security officer nodded and wrote a symbol in his notebook: "No problem. ”

"Sure enough, this kind of 'title' is worthy of you." The policewoman rolled her eyes disdainfully.

Then, she saw the fat neighbor behind Chen Yu, and raised her eyebrows slightly: "Are you ...... The person who reported Chen Yu in the first place? ”

"I ...... Yes. The fat neighbor first looked at Chen Yu cautiously, and then nodded to the policewoman: "You...... Hello. ”

"After he came back, did he take revenge on you?" The policewoman asked.

"You say, did I take revenge on you?" Chen Yu turned his head and asked as well.

"Nope!" The fat neighbor's face instantly became resolute, he stood on tiptoe and hugged Chen Yu's shoulder: "He's my good big brother!" A good brother who changed my life and inspired me to grow! ”

Policewoman: "......"

Policewoman: "If he coerces you, you wink." ”

The fat neighbor and Chen Yu glanced at each other, and then faced the policewoman, her eyes wide and unblinking.

One minute.

Two minutes.

Three-minute ......

In the lobby of the apartment building, there was a brief silence.

Another minute, two minutes, three minutes......

The fat neighbor's face turned red, and his eyes were bloodshot and tearful, and he finally couldn't help blinking.

"Sure enough!" The policewoman's face changed: "He really coerced you!" ”

"I'm." Chen Yu burst into a foul mouth: "He can't go without blinking for the rest of his life, right?" ”

……