Chapter Twenty-Four: You're Still a Stranger?! (below)
"So that's the case? Haha, you're talking so funny......"
“…… Hmmm, I also like to swim. I'm still the vice president of our school's swimming club......"
“…… You're so cute, your fat belly, it's so cute......"
“…… I think so too, motivated boys are the most attractive......"
"I hate it......"
“……”
After the "review" of the police station and the security bureau, Chen Yu and the two had a simple breakfast, and then came to the swimming pool with the impatience of the neighbors.
Then, the whole swimming pool began to emit the rancid smell of love.
One man and one woman.
One fat and one thin.
Just soak in the pool, you and I are tired of each sentence.
For Chen Yu, who was sitting on the shore and staring at him, he caused waves of critical blows.
"What a disgusting combination for couples."
Smacking his lips with a dry mouth, Chen Yu began to regret it in his heart.
Money, he spent it.
Sister, he found it for others.
The dog food is eaten by himself.
But the damn "Waste House" title on the fat neighbor's head still didn't move......
"Yaoyao, I'll go to the toilet first, and we'll talk when I come back."
"Uh-huh, there you go." The girl in the swimsuit smiled sweetly and waved her hand.
When the fat neighbor disappeared at the top of the stairs, she immediately swam to the shore and complained to Chen Yu with a gloomy face: "Your friend just saw that I had a nosebleed in my chest!" Damn! I always thought it was an exaggeration to see a woman with a nosebleed. ”
Chen Yu: "......"
"Is he from the Avatar Temple?" The swimsuit girl continued to complain: "Haven't I seen a woman sa in the first half of my life? ”
"He may be from the Tang Dynasty Mansion." Chen Yu's face was expressionless: "I'm just waiting to pull out my sword and stab you three times." ”
"I'm really convinced." The swimsuit girl swam back to the inside of the pool: "I'll do this job for three more days at most." ”
"Wait, come back." Chen Yu glanced back at the location of the toilet, then lowered his voice and instructed in his sister's ear: "You will chat for a while, you focus on attacking his title, and pretend that you hate [Waste House]." ”
"No need to pretend." The swimsuit girl made an "OK" gesture: "I just hate [waste house]." ”
Five minutes later.
The fat neighbor is back.
Like a lewd uncle, he "poofed" with his steps, shook his fat belly, jumped into the water, and threw himself at the swimsuit girl: "Yaoyao, I'm here!" ”
The swimsuit girl's face flashed with fear for a moment, and then she forced a smile and greeted her: "Ah...... Brother, slow down......"
Sitting on the shore, Chen Yu scratched his chin and smacked his lips and said to himself: "Money is really not easy to earn." ”
After getting Chen Yu's instructions, the swimsuit girl really began to focus on the three words "waste house".
The fat neighbor hurriedly swore that he had corrected it, and that he would become more and more self-motivated by exercising and exercising every day.
also remembered the wedding of the two in the future, which must be very "romantic" and "luxurious".
And when the time comes, the title on his head will definitely make the swimsuit girl proud......
Chen Yu saw it in his eyes and couldn't help sighing: "Man, ......"
Seven hours later.
With the ringing of "Ding Ding -", the largest swimming pool in Qingcheng City is finally closing.
"Baby, it's closing, I'll go back first." The girl in the swimsuit felt that she was about to soak in the water, and when she heard the bell, she hurriedly climbed ashore with a swimming ring.
"Oh, good." The fat neighbor was still unsatisfied: "We'll talk again tomorrow." ”
"Uh-huh. Don't forget to contact us on WeChat at night. ”
"Definitely!"
"Trojan!" endured the discomfort and gave the fat neighbor a flying kiss, and the swimsuit girl ran into the women's locker room as if she were running away.
Chen Yu, who had been lying on the shore for a day, was also completely relieved, stood up and stretched: "Let's go, fatty." ”
The fat neighbor didn't react, and looked straight at the women's locker room, his body up and down under the support of the swimming ring.
"Let's go!" Chen Yu raised his voice: "Still look at Nima." ”
"Huh? Oh oh oh good. The neighbor reacted, swam to the shore, and climbed up: "I... I don't think I'm leaving. ”
"You can go ashore next time to talk." Chen Yu rolled his eyes: "Soak for a few more days, and you will all be green." ”
"I ......" the fat neighbor was shy: "Yaoyao is in too good shape, I look nervous when I am not in the water." ”
"Look at your little bit of interest." After moving the joints of his body, Chen Yu turned around and left: "I'll go back first." You grind slowly. ”
"Big brother will wait!" The fat neighbor stretched out his hand to stop: "Are you free at night?" ”
"What for?"
"I'd like to treat you to dinner." The neighbor looked serious: "I have something to say to you too." ”
"Not available." Chen Yu waved his hand and refused.
But at the moment when his words just fell, he found that the title of [Waste House] on the top of the fat neighbor's head had actually faded in color!
An alarm sounded in his mind instantly, Chen Yu was in good spirits, and hurriedly changed his words: "Eat? Okay! Don't talk about inviting me to dinner, even if you invite me to eat, I'll go! ”
"Really!" Fat neighbor surprise: "Great. You just said that you are not available, and I am ready to change it tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. ”
"Just today!" Chen Yu warmly hugged his neighbor's shoulder: "Even if I don't have time anymore, my brother has to go for a treat." ”
"Let's go, I'll set a place!"
Get dressed and walk out of the swimming pool.
The fat neighbor happily led the way in front.
Chen Yu also happily followed behind, looking at the "title" above the neighbor's head that was getting lighter and lighter, and his mouth was drooling.
This fat man...... Teachable!
It's only been two days, and the title is about to change.
And this time the color of the title has faded for a long time, and it is a "big change"!
"It's not in vain."
Chen Yu looked relieved.
Walking into a hot pot restaurant with gorgeous decoration, the two sat opposite each other.
Without waiting for the bottom of the pot to come up, the fat neighbor took a bottle of liquor, filled it for Chen Yu first, and then filled it himself, stood up, held the wine glass, and had a serious expression: "Big brother." This morning I heard the police call you Chen Yu. I'll call you Brother Yu in the future, okay. ”
Chen Yu: "Okay, okay." ”
"Brother Yu, I want to toast you three times today." The fat neighbor bowed to Chen Yu: "First cup, thank you Brother Yu for your revenge with virtue." Obviously, I reported you and made you suffer so much inside, but after you were released from prison, you helped me and gave me a new life. ”
Anyway, the neighbor drank it all!
The rattling liquid penetrated into his abdomen, choking him and coughing.
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say." Chen Yu responded perfunctorily, staring at the increasingly dim title above his neighbor's head.
"Second cup!" The fat neighbor poured himself another glass, wiped his mouth, and toasted: "Brother Yu, you make me admire!" Knowing that I am hopeless, and acting in so many plays, makes me fall in love with sports, love progress, and fall in love with a completely different life than before. It also allowed me to meet my current girlfriend. You've really changed my life. ”
"Gollum—"
The second cup is down.
The fat neighbor covered his mouth and continued to pour the third cup: "Brother Yu!" The third cup! From today on, I am about to start a new chapter in my life. I want to live hard and fight hard. In the future, Brother Yu, you will be my benefactor! You are my best and most iron brother! Cheers! ”
Drink the third glass of liquor.
Chen Yu couldn't help but stand up in shock.
I saw that the title of [Waste House] on the top of the fat neighbor's head has completely disappeared! Instead, it was replaced by a new title - [Struggle Youth]
"Uhhh
Then, a dazzling red light bloomed from the fat neighbor!
The familiar, replicable ability information bar "exploded" more than a dozen on him!
The red light is a string of words on the opponent's chest - [(B-class) (red) Ability Seed: A seed that will comprehend the ability at any time. 】
Chen Yu was shocked: "You're still a stranger?!" ”
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