The status of the officials in this era was very peculiar, nominally a kind of errand, but it gave them a position in the public gate and the opportunity to get close to the public power.

At the same time, various restrictions and discrimination are imposed, such as the household registration book of the official servant is the same as the prostitute.

This leads to a complete law of the jungle between the rest of the people and the officials, jumping between the two extremes.

To put it simply, if you have the ability to mess with me, you won't be fine; On the other hand, if I have the ability to mess with you, then it's okay to mess with you.

To take a more extreme example, if a servant goes to the countryside and commits public anger and is accidentally beaten to death by a group of people, there is probably no consequence.

Especially the unstaffed helper white servant, his identity is similar to that of the little minions of Anletang, and he is essentially working for the yamen.

This is the theoretical basis for Professor Lin to dare to come to the door to arrest fast, and the primary problem of the mixed club is to distinguish the size and understand who can fight and who cannot.

The Yinma Bridge is at the intersection of the two main roads of Wolong Street and Fuqian Street, and at this time there are already crowds of people nearby, blocking the road to the brim.

This scene made Lin Tailai really a little unexpected, as a traverser, he underestimated the psychology of the people in the metropolis in this era.

Even the river, which runs parallel to the land route, is full of boats, and the deck is full of people with their necks stretched out.

As a place where the level of economic development has reached a new height, the consciousness of the citizens has gradually awakened, and the situation manifested is that "the people of Wu are very bad", and it is not a big deal to see the excitement.

After confronting each other for a while, Lin Tailai shook his head, and when he saw that those officials in Changzhou County did not dare to chase after him, he planned to withdraw.

Before leaving, he shouted to the surrounding crowd: "The Xu family in Huqiu destroyed my house, and I found the Changzhou County Ya, but there is no way to complain, and it is difficult to redress my grievances!"

As a last resort, I will do the right thing for heaven and give Changzhou County a little warning! I don't want to disturb my parents and fellow villagers! ”

After the explanation, Professor Lin was about to leave, but Zhang Wen, the eldest of the two brothers in the Zhang family, blocked the way.

"Didn't you send some poems in public after beating people in the hall before?" Zhang Wen asked strangely, "Now in this situation, don't you write anything about sitting in the museum?" ”

Lin Tailai looked around, suddenly increased his forehead with his hand, and shouted in his heart that he had made a mistake!

At such a highlight moment, as the focus of attention, I didn't even think of publishing my work with exposure!

Chanting is not good, there are too many people on the scene, the audience may not be able to hear clearly, and there is a high probability that they will not remember after listening.

So you have to write it with a pen, but the bridge is bare here, where to find pen and ink?

The first few times the poems were inscribed at the door of the prostitute's house, and the pen and ink were readily available, but now there is no such convenience.

However, Zhang Wen pointed to a colorful boat on the river and said, "Don't worry about sitting in the museum!" There is a famous sign on this colorful boat, it must be a famous prostitute boat, and there must be pen and ink on the boat! ”

Lin Tailai praised: "I have grown up, and I can use my brain!" ”

Zhang Wu felt that his brother was stealing the limelight, so he hurriedly took the initiative to ask Ying and said: "Sit in the hall for a while, I'll grab a pair of pen and ink!" ”

Zhang Wen scolded angrily: "Idiot! How many times have you sat in the hall and said that you have to use your brain to do things! Or I'll go! ”

Immediately, Zhang Wen walked off the bridge, came to the shore, and shouted at the color boat: "Inside is Leqiao Li Pianpian, who is fifth on the flower list?"

Hurry up and send the pen and ink out, otherwise be careful that Professor Lin will take a pair of iron whips and go to the door of your mansion to ask for a cup of tea another day! ”

Sure enough, it is very efficient to do things with the brain, and immediately a little maid sent pen and ink.

Professor Lin was so angry that he wanted to beat someone, not this person named Li Pianpian, but Zhang Wen!

There are so many famous prostitutes at the top of the flower list, three of them have been beaten and feuded, and the sisters of the list are heard to be covered by the Xu family in Tiger Hill.

Today, the fifth place was hacked by Zhang Wenzhao again, and if you have money in the future, who should you find to study poetry and spread your reputation?

At the same time, Lin Tailai fell into new troubles, and the pen and ink were already there, but in which poem?

Qiaotou is also not like a street here, there are no white walls for people to scribble.

He looked around, but found that there was a stone wall at the east bridgehead of Cheung Chau County on the opposite side, which was probably used to post notices.

But the problem is that there is no stone wall on the west bridgehead side of Wu County.

Lin Tailai sighed, and turned around to reflect to the county, how can the infrastructure be inferior to that of Cheung Chau?

Aiming at the stone wall opposite, Professor Lin could only take a few steps forward and shouted at the Changzhou County officials on the bridge deck: "Fight and not fight, retreat and not retreat, but why!" ”

The officials on the opposite side scolded "ignorance" and "can't be a man", I heard that you Lin Tailai is also a mixed club, why don't you have any emotional intelligence at all?

Now it is a person and dozens of people facing each other, in full view of everyone, one person does not retreat first, and dozens of people are embarrassed to take the initiative to retreat first?

If you want to retreat, it is you Lin Tailai who will retreat first, which is in line with the rules of the rivers and lakes!

Zhang Wu remembered that he had been repeatedly taught to use his brain, so he also took a few steps forward and shouted to the officials of Changzhou County:

"The bridge deck is so narrow, it's more suitable for my family to sit in the museum! Therefore, it is useless for you to squeeze on the bridge deck, so you might as well retreat to the bottom of the bridge! ”

The impulse of the officials to chase just now chased them to the bridge, and when they heard this, they felt quite reasonable.

Especially the person who ran fast and unfortunately became the front row and had to stand on the bridge to face Lin Tailai, and immediately wanted to take the opportunity to retreat and retreat to the back.

But the people behind had different ideas, so there was a little confusion among the officials in Changzhou County.

Zhang Wu was triumphant, and when he was thinking about showing off to the pavilion, he suddenly saw a figure in the pavilion flashing, rushed up, raised his double whip and started fighting.

Zhang Wu was confused, didn't he want to use his brain, why did he sit in the hall and start to be reckless again?

With more and more practical experience, Professor Lin's literary career has not grown, but his sense of smell in team battles has become more and more sensitive.

The fighter plane was fleeting, but it was still captured by Professor Lin.

When the front and rear rows of the Changzhou County officials were conflicted, and when they were distracted, the front row on the bridge deck suddenly suffered a blow from an iron whip.

At this time, the front-row officials had no fighting spirit, but on the narrow bridge deck, there was no way to escape, and they could only jump from the bridge deck into the river if they didn't want to be injured.

So I saw that it was like dumplings, and more than a dozen people fell into the water.

There were cheers and cheers all over the place, and there were no white onlookers, and sure enough, I saw the excitement of collective diving!

The officials who were not on the bridge retreated one after another, until they reached the intersection, regrouped, and stared at Lin Tailai nervously.

This surnamed Lin wouldn't really want to fight dozens of them at a time, right? So to fight or not to fight?

Why are the officials still not present, and there is not even a person who ordered the retreat, it is too annoying.

Lin Tailai once again cleared the way to literature with an iron whip and stood in front of the stone wall at the east end of the bridge.

After a little groaning, he replaced the iron whip with pen and ink, and wrote on the stone wall: "That year of eighteen, I feel three songs."

One of them:

Suddenly, the youth is against the trip, and half a life wins a lifetime of sorrow.

Drinking with people is intoxicated, and it is homeless and wandering.

The water vapor night is lit up, and the river breeze is cool like an orchestral autumn.

I don't know if I have a dream of yellow sorghum, whose old restaurant will I go to?

Second:

Meat-eating has never been the head of a tiger, and ten years of swords, sea and autumn.

The poem was fortunate not to meet Huang Zu, and he was still embarrassed by Ma Zhou.

Since you are the only one who is difficult to use in the world, how can I really not be a marquis.

It is necessary to know that when he was young, he was the first in the world.

Thirdly:

Fifteen states in the southeast of the gold powder, ten thousand grievances belong to celebrities.

The prison basin is all counted, and the group fan is upstream.

Avoid the table and listen to the written matter, and the boxing is all for the sake of rice.

Tian Heng's 500 people are safe, will they return to all the marquis?

Three consecutive songs and seven rules, from personal encounters to grievances and current affairs, the emotions and depth are progressive, and the art is full of appeal!

Since the crossing, this is a big production, but it adds up to a bit long, and it took a while to write.

Fortunately, due to Professor Lin's prestige, the officials of Changzhou County did not come to disturb Professor Lin's literary creation, so if you want to mix in the literary world, you must first be able to play.

After Professor Lin finished writing, he read it again, threw down his pen, turned around and left, and slipped back to the territory of Wu County.

The officials of Changzhou County looked at Professor Lin's back and scolded again. If you want to come over and write poems, you can say it early, as for driving the brothers to make dumplings?

Lin Tailai greeted the Zhang brothers and the four King Kongs, "Go!" Continue to find a place to drink and wait for things to ferment in the official face! ”

First of all, in order to collect taxes for Wu County, he was humiliated and bullied by the Xu family of Changzhou County across the border to the boundary of Wu County.

Then he went to the county government of Changzhou County to file a complaint, but the county government of Changzhou County protected the Xu family and did not accept the complaint.

Then, outside the county government of Changzhou County, he angrily beat dozens of Changzhou counties to arrest Kuai, as a revenge.

In the next step, if Changzhou County is beaten for dozens of quick arrests, it will find Wu County to put pressure and ask for an explanation.

So let's explain first, the Xu family in Changzhou County ran to the territory of Wu County and smashed the hall to help the Wu County Yamen do things, why did the Changzhou County Yamen protect the Xu family?

The logic is perfect!

While walking on the road, Zhang Wen suddenly said in a deep voice: "Sit in the museum!" You can't read these poems today. ”

Professor Lin looked at Zhang Wen in surprise: "When did you understand literature?" How many words do you recognize? ”

Zhang Wen commented: "I don't understand literature, and I don't know a few words. But I know that the poems that can be circulated in the market must be short, powerful, and easy to understand.

Sitting in the museum today, these poems add up to such a long length, and when I listen to the title again, I am still eighteen years old.

Then I can guess that it must be a diseaseless moan that plays with style, and should only appear in the literary world, not in the market.

Just these people on the road, how many of them love to see this thing?

So today's reading of these poems must be worse than those written at the door of famous prostitutes! ”

Professor Lin couldn't hear others say that the poems he wrote were not good, and he wanted to beat people at first, but in the end, there was still some truth in it.

Then he sighed and said: "Poetry is the voice of my heart, I just feel it, I write it for myself, not for others to read it!" ”

Zhang Wen was very surprised, wouldn't he? You don't really get emotionally invested in literature, do you?

Isn't the original intention of your old man to write poems just to deceive the cannon? Otherwise, how could he go to the beauty of the flower list to forcibly sell poetry in the first place?

Listening to the eldest brother talking and laughing with the hall, and even being able to discuss literature, Zhang Wu also felt that he had to say something, and he couldn't be completely compared to the eldest brother.

So Zhang Wu also said with feeling: "I think the stupidest person today is the woman named Li Pianpian."

Famous prostitutes like them, for the sake of their worth, don't they like to be in the limelight and make a name for themselves?

She should come out in person, holding pen and ink and waiting to sit in the museum to write poems, maybe it can become that kind of good story! ”

Lin Tailai wanted to beat people again, he found that the Zhang brothers were all beaten, did he have to make it clear that he was discriminated against?

I don't look at what kind of identity I am now, I am not a literati and celebrity, I have no influence in the cultural circle, and I am not a high-ranking official and a huge rich, which prostitute is willing to take the initiative to post upside down?

A famous prostitute who uses humanity as a gimmick doesn't need the reputation of this iron fist and golden whip!

Hey, thinking about your own situation, it's really "avoiding the table and hearing about the text, and boxing is for the sake of rice".

The process of climbing from the bottom to the upper class is already difficult, one lacks silver, the other lacks connections, and even the county government grain book has to be regarded as a thigh.