Chapter 44: You're on Fire!
In fact, the spread of "Three Songs of Eighteen Feelings" is a little bigger than Lin Tailai imagined, but it is circulated in another circle with little sound.
Suzhou Prefecture is prosperous in culture, has a strong reading atmosphere, and the literacy rate is much higher than in most places.
This has led to another consequence, there are also a lot of people who can't even pass the exam.
The sad and resentful "Three Songs of Eighteen Feelings" is like an endorsement for these people, after all, most of them have a heart that they have never met on the street.
In particular, the song "Fifteen Southeast States of Gold Powder" is considered by many to be the best poem in the world.
Of course, the most popular topic among the public is the urban legend that one person paralyzed half of the Changzhou County Government.
After all, in Yinmaqiao, a transportation hub in the city, Lin Tailai was seen by countless passers-by with his heroic posture as a fierce general with dozens of enemies.
The illusory novelist said that he suddenly appeared in reality, which shocked all the audiences who witnessed the feat, it turned out that there was really a fierce general like Lu Bu in the Three Kingdoms!
Originally, Professor Lin's reputation was limited to the rivers and lakes in the west of the city, but now it has spread to the whole city in an explosive way, and it has also spread to ordinary citizens.
Professor Lin could sense the trend immediately, but now he was heading out of the city with his six remaining men.
The Zhang brothers are okay, after following the hall and beating people a lot, they are more numb, but the new four King Kongs are very excited.
They felt that when they faced the pressure of the Xu family the day before yesterday and decided to stay, it was right to stay!
As low-level sticks, they don't know what their future holds, but at least today is incomparably beautiful.
They worked together with Lin Zaikan to blow up a county government and overturn more than 50 officials, such a brilliant record is enough for them to blow for a lifetime.
Standing on the Drinking Horse Bridge, they feel like the kings of the world in the annals of history.
Therefore, the Four King Kongs actively suggested to Lin Zaoguan: "At this moment, you should find a restaurant nearby and drink 300 cups!" Why do you have to rush back to Nanhao? ”
Lin Zaikan replied very truthfully: "I'm afraid that I will be blocked in the city and have no way out, especially when the city gate is locked at night!"
In contrast, it is more reassuring to be outside the city, there is enough vast world to maneuver. ”
The Four King Kongs: "......"
As he walked, Lin Tailai suddenly thought of something again, and asked, "If such a big event happens, you should report it to the superior hall as soon as possible, which of you will go?" ”
The Four King Kongs recruited troops directly through the fish market, and then followed Lin to sit in the hall, and they were not familiar with the main hall, so the task of reporting to the main hall could only fall on the Zhang family brothers.
Zhang Wen was tired of going to the main hall to report his work, and he didn't want to say anything, he really didn't know how to report today's work to the main hall.
Zhang Wu showed a positive performance and said: "Let me go!" ”
Lin Zaikan still looked at Zhang Wen and ordered: "I found out that Ah Wen has been very good at talking recently, so you should go!" ”
Zhang Wen said very frankly: "For such a big matter, it is better to sit in the hall and report it in person, which seems more sincere." ”
Lin Tailai shook his head: "I can't go." ”
Zhang Wen asked, "Why?" ”
Lin Tailai replied: "I'm afraid that if I go, I won't be able to get out." ”
Zhang Wen asked in surprise: "Who dares to keep you?" ”
The whole hall adds up to only a few dozen people, who can keep you?
Lin Tailai said impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense! You'll find out when you go! ”
After leaving Xumen, Zhang Wen parted ways with the others and went to Hengtang Town alone.
In the main hall of Anle Hall, in fact, the hall master Lu Yibin is in a good mood today.
Last year's tax arrears in the site have been cleared up by 30%, and the progress is gratifying, and there is no need to be scolded by the county government recently.
Hall Master Lu is pondering, will tomorrow take advantage of the good spring light to patrol the territory?
Until I heard that Lin Tailai sent Zhang Jialang to report to work.
For some reason, it turned out that the most annoying thing was that Lin Tailai never reported to work; Now it's the other way around, and the last thing I want to hear Lin Tailai report on is the same.
"You sat in the hall and violated the orders of the main hall and started a war with the Huqiu Xu family without authorization?" Hall Master Lu was very nervous and took the lead in asking, this was the worst situation he could imagine.
Then I heard Zhang Wen reply: "Sitting in the hall strictly adheres to the policy of no haste, no haste, no war with the Xu family in Tiger Hill." ”
Hall Master Lu just breathed a sigh of relief, and it was good that he didn't start a fight with the Xu family.
Immediately afterwards, I heard Zhang Wen continue to report: "But I went to the county government today to beat and injured more than 50 officials!" ”
In the next moment, Hall Master Lu collapsed directly on the Taishi chair, and then without saying a word, he struggled with his old body and was about to stand up.
A single grain book can handle himself, and the power of the entire county government is so terrifying!
What else can be said? What are you waiting for? Grab the money and flee quickly, and then die!
Zhang Wen hurriedly shouted: "Hall Master, don't panic! It's the county government of Changzhou County, not the county government of Wu County! ”
Master Lu was stunned, isn't it the county government of Wu County? So it seems that we can wait and see for a while?
After all, Changzhou County said that it was heaven-shattering, and it couldn't control the territory of Anle Hall.
After Zhang Wen finished his report, he asked again: "This is the situation, we are still waiting for the hall master's instructions." ”
After thinking for a while, Hall Master Lu seemed to be sincere and said, "You go back and tell you to sit in the hall, I want to follow the example of the ancient sages and take the initiative to give way to the sages."
Now I have the heart to choose you to sit in the museum, and entrust the whole hall to you to sit in the museum, please don't shirk. ”
Zhang Wen: "......"
He suddenly understood why he said that he couldn't come to the main hall in person, and it would be difficult to leave if he came.
Then he asked tentatively: "There are still six leaders in the hall, but I am afraid that the people will not be convinced." ”
Hall Master Lu had gradually recovered his strength from the collapse, and shouted: "There are only dozens of people in the whole hall, you can fight dozens of people in the hall, who are afraid that anyone will not be convinced?" ”
Zhang Wen didn't say any more, and brought the words of Hall Master Lu to report back to Lin Tailai.
At this time, the entrance of the Anle Hall branch on Nanhao Street has become a ruin, of course, it is not convenient to stay for a long time.
So Lin Zaoguan took the rest of the people and hid in the corner of a teahouse on Nanhao Street, waiting for Zhang Wen to come back, and then ate and celebrated together.
Tea houses are lively places, and naturally there are also performances, such as books.
After a few songs, a storyteller came to the stage and began to speak: "Don't talk about gossip today, don't talk about the Three Kingdoms of the Water Margin, just talk about a new person and new thing in Suzhou City recently, and it's worth listening!"
It is said that recently, there was a good man in Hengtang Town, west of the city, surnamed Lin Shuangming Tailai, who was brave and unmatched!
This person's debut is the peak, at the beginning of the month, two punches to blow up the martial arts master of the Heyi Hall, there is the posture of a fierce general in ancient times, and he was called Xiao Fengxian at that time! ”
Originally, Lin Tailai was thinking about his heart and the aftermath, and he didn't pay much attention to Mr. Storyteller, but he heard his name unexpectedly.
When the storyteller saw that he had aroused the interest of the audience, he continued: "If you want to say how brave this little Fengxian is, I will say a number, one hundred and forty people!"
According to the rough calculations of the next person, in the past month, the total number of people beaten by Nalin Tailai was about 140. On average, that's five people a day! ”
This number made the audience gasp and feel terrifying!
There are also those who like to raise the bar, shouting: "Unreasonable! How could there be so many! ”
Mr. Storyteller "snapped" and patted Xingmu, "If you don't believe it, then the guest officers will listen to me and calculate carefully, this is my exclusive secret, and the guest officers listened to it today!"
The fish sellers in Taihu Lake contributed more than a dozen places, the three famous prostitutes in the flower list and the school book office contributed about 60 places, and Shen's Yizhuang contributed more than a dozen places.
And then today, the Changzhou County Government contributed about 50 places! By the way, there is also a friendship with Wu Yikui, the master of the Yitang Hall, who contributed a place.
Isn't that about one hundred and forty people? That's just a month's mark!
No matter what, the heroes are ranked second in the romance book, but in today's Suzhou City, Lin Tailai is definitely the first hero! ”
It was so reasonable, and the audience immediately applauded.
When the storyteller saw that the atmosphere was in place, he re-spoken: "I still have three secrets about Lin Tailai, and I will tell you about them in detail. Tell the secrets, listen for a while! ”
Then there is the halftime money collection link that everyone is familiar with, and Mr. Storyteller's income today is obviously good, and Lin Tailai in the corner is very greedy.
Mr. Storyteller is very professional, and after collecting the money, he did not sell it, and continued to speak:
"The first big secret, Lin Tai called himself Professor Lin, because he didn't like the title of Lin Jiaotou, so he changed one word to change the head of the professor to professor.
The second major secret is that when Professor Lin beats people, he uses his fist when the number of people is below and whip when he is above ten.
And because Professor Lin used to put on an iron ring when he used his fist, he shouted again today to hold up the golden whip without asking his name, and together it is called the iron fist golden whip!
The third secret is that Professor Lin loves to write poetry after beating people, and I speculate that he got inspiration by beating people. ”
Listening to others dissecting himself next to him, Professor Lin felt a little embarrassed.
But Zhang Wu and the Four Great King Kongs listened to it with relish, and said while listening: "You are on fire in the hall, you are really on fire!" ”
Today's effect is very hot, and the more the storyteller talks, the more excited he becomes, and he gets high: "Do you think that Professor Lin is a reckless man with big eyes and no brains?"
In fact, it's not true, or even the opposite, Professor Lin is a very shrewd person, so I'll carefully interpret one or two for you!
Let's put aside why he went to fight Changzhou County, and I'll explain this in detail later.
It depends on his deliberate intention to go to the county government of Changzhou County to fight today, but he does not start a fight in the county office, but only fights in the private class room outside the county office, this is a very shrewd choice......"
Suddenly, there was a loud "bang" from the corner of the teahouse, and everyone turned their heads to look, only to see a table of eight immortals directly smashed!
A giant man stood up from the broken table, his eyes murderous, and looked at the storyteller.
"Iron Fist Golden Whip Professor Lin!" Someone recognized it on the spot and screamed.
Lin Tailai strode in front of Mr. Storyteller and shouted: "The world is already so corrupt, and people's hearts are so depraved!"
Don't always indulge in low tastes and spread rumors of vulgar lace!
I advise you to be a socially responsible person, promote more positive energy, and promote more traditional culture! ”
The storyteller trembled: "A good man spares his life!" But what the hero said, I really don't understand it, and I don't understand its meaning! ”
Lin Tailai snorted coldly: "For example, three poems were published today, which are of high quality, have a lot of dictionaries, and have the meaning of melancholy and current affairs, why don't you preach and interpret them?" ”
Immediately, Lin Tailai wrote three more feelings on the spot, and then pressed the storyteller and instructed: "Speak! Let's talk about these three poems now! ”
The storyteller wanted to cry without tears, took three manuscripts of poems, and began to talk about pure literature.
In less than half an hour, two-thirds of the guests in the teahouse were gone, and the shopkeeper of the teahouse began to cry without tears.
Lin Tailai glared at the storyteller dissatisfied, and scolded: "Your storytelling level is too bad, and few guests are willing to listen to you."
There's really no future, so stop telling stories! I pity you, come to me as a military advisor, probationary period of three months, and become a regular after qualifying! ”