Chapter 21 Scratching out a wide and wide road to heaven (two chapters in one, rewarding 10,000 coins for bats+)

The two parties finally met.

Xu Tianxin hid aside and whispered:

"Family, the strife is about to begin.

The first note: explain the reasons and complain to each other.

I guess the focus should be on it, in case the wicked people sue too angrily first, to see who can take the moral high ground first.

Ike God! ”

The peasant woman on the opposite side pulled out the young man behind her and pushed it forward, and the five big slap marks on the right side of the young man's face were immediately exposed, causing a sigh.

Xu Tianxin hurriedly interjected: "The opposite side did not make a pair of three according to the convention, but threw out Wang Fang when he came up, but fortunately, he was not afraid at all when he saw his grandmother's expression." ”

"Ma Meizhuang, look at what you called my nephew, it just so happens that everyone in your village is here, I'll see what you say this time!"

He sat cross-legged on the ground again, crying: "Fourth brother and fourth sister-in-law, you can't close your eyes when you die, why is there such a daughter-in-law of the mourning star, look at the pillar that hit me, my poor pillar......"

Mrs. Xu: "Why are you dead?" Close your big maggot mouth and click on the mourning, knowing why the goose is calling. ”

The table reacted very quickly, and immediately learned the appearance of the goose stretching its neck: "It's time for it." ”

"You know why ducks and geese call together."

The thigh slapped all over the table was louder: "Quack! ”

"It's you who fight, I think it's all light, you should be killed by a big thunderbolt!"

Mrs. Xu stomped the stick in her hand and said indignantly:

"Spend twenty taels of silver, that's twenty taels, marry your nephew home, and live without stopping.

Today, I will secretly send some bud rice noodles to this aunt and that uncle, and Ming'er will go to the town to buy a needle and thread, and I can't wait to go home and get a few copper plates.

Ask the people in the village, whose son-in-law and daughter-in-law dare to do this.

We are beautiful and upright, and no one is jumping out of the cracks in the stones, and we don't want to worry about you when we close our eyes.

Who would have thought that being provoked by your rotten relatives would be intensified, and your nephew would be able to replace the body medicine prescribed by Meizhuang who wanted to give birth to a baby.

I don't think you're trying to change the dressing, but you're trying to get your nephew to join forces to ......."

The table immediately opened his arms, his left hand pointed to the sky like a monkey, and his right hand held a big stick to draw a rainbow:

"Join forces to kill someone!

Oh my God, come and hear it, their family is going to kill the poor orphan girl.

If it weren't for my sisters to know, that stupid girl would have to swallow it in her stomach.

If you want me to say, if you don't report to the official, you are thinking about the relationship between husband and wife! ”

These words really made the faces of the villagers on the dam change. What can't be said about the life of the two of them. You said that you gave it to your relatives secretly, and the beauty beat you, and everyone was easy to persuade, but this fooled daughter-in-law if she ate badly.

It can be seen that Mrs. Xu knows everything.

Don't forget, she used to be a key member of the Erdaohe Village Information Center.

When they get together, they have always been able to tell other people's things like lying in the kang cave and listening to the scene every night, and how many people can be ruined in the blink of an eye in their mouths.

Although she hasn't participated in it since she wore it, how many times have she seen it in her memory as the beautiful little man passed by her door with a basket on his back, and we didn't make it up.

As for changing the dressing, Meizhuang explained to her on the way, saying that she really couldn't see a man lying and not admitting it, so he slapped his mouth in anger.

Mrs. Xu accompanied the sighs of the villagers, and said loudly:

"One by one, there are still faces to find and dare to say the law, you relatives, you are about to catch up with the rat hole to fill the dissatisfaction.

If the Meizhuang family has anything, you can pick up what your nephew steals, and you are hungry for fart.

Who doesn't know in the village, you don't go to Meizhuang's house and come back empty-handed, you can't wait to send two firewoods, you don't have to be ashamed to sting the bald horn, and the Nuwa mending the sky is not as big as your holes.

You relatives, just one by one, the seedlings are all bad seeds, and the hanged ghost sells his ass and dies shamelessly......"

A woman immediately jumped out on the other side and slapped her mouth back: "Listen, everyone, you can still tell the flowers when you beat people, you lack morality, who are you special mother?" Less dogs, more nosy, rats. Who doesn't know that my nephew is living a hard life, cooking at home and farming outside......"

Before she finished crying, Mrs. Xu interrupted with disgust: "Phew, who in the village doesn't know, your nephew's farming is not as fast as Lao Zhaitou's rice planting, and he works hard, and if he doesn't cook and cook, what is the use of his well-fed tripe." ”

On Xu Tianxin's side, the camera immediately focused on Lao Zhaitou.

Lao Zhaitou was trembling beside him. He was sick, and in modern parlance, he had a cerebral thrombosis, and everyone trembled.

Lao Zhai Tou was listening to it energetically, and was suddenly named, why did he look at the excitement and still stain him with fish, twitching the corners of his mouth and saying: "Guan, what do you want me to do, what ...... it".

Before he finished speaking, there was a topic of arguing, and it was messed up.

The beautiful man hid behind his sisters-in-law, crying that he was not only beaten, but also a gentleman, and you said that the beautiful man was so cold that he really couldn't talk about it.

Those relatives immediately united to attack the beautiful and strong looks, and scolded them for not being a good match.

can make these relatives work so hard, and the table is full of understanding, definitely not to pull the nephew and prevent him from being a son-in-law, if he wants to really help the nephew, there is no matter today at all.

Back then, I was able to marry my nephew who had no father and no mother, and this was a good way to share some money with the family who was ready to marry again. Besides, look at the big young man's nest, how can he have the ambition to ask for food from the woman in charge of the palm of his hand.

The table excitedly raised her embarrassed eyebrows, and rushed forward, insisting on finding out the beautiful man: "Take twenty taels of silver to your mother to catch medicine and bury your father, thinking about your grandmother's legs, this kung fu child died and you came to milk, we are not big girls, you are fart again." It's not beautiful, and the beauty wants you to look like a. Get out of here, don't be a turtle with a shrunken head,"

This Mrs. Xu is not idle, she is using her short figure to deliberately block in front of Meizhuang, trying not to let everyone whisper about her beautiful appearance and figure.

No matter how strong she is, Meizhuang is also a girl's family.

Although she knew that this action was a bit of a big move to take off her pants and fart, but in Mrs. Xu's life, she was most annoyed by who would talk about a woman's appearance.

Even if it is beautiful and strong, it is indeed ...... If Mulan joins the army and grows into a beautiful and strong woman like this, she really can't be found to be a woman.

But that shouldn't be.

Why do you have a good look as long as you can make money outside, even if you look bad, whoever gets it will praise it.

Why is the woman also hunting outside to earn money, farming, carrying water and chopping wood, what a good girl's family, just because of her appearance, she will be disliked.

Besides, who was born to please those stinky men? Especially this kind of man who is nothing, called Hanako still wants to pick up gold bars and think about good things.

"Don't pee and take pictures, you are a human and inhumane thing, Meizhuang's kindness to you has been fed to the dog, and I dislike our Meizhuang teeth have half of them left, which is with you gritting your teeth, and I don't feel the taste!

Are you good-looking? Look at your cow dung egg sample, steaming in the pot, and really treating yourself as a fragrant dumpling. Look at your belief in these rotten poisonous sore relatives and you will know that you are still a pure tiger, I can see it, and you can't warm your heart if you stew in a pot.

Just like you, beautiful girl, say a word, do you want him, don't, twenty taels, the eldest mother will go out to help you get it back, and then all the food that has been poured by those moths in the past two years will also come back. ”

Meizhuang gritted his teeth and said, "No, auntie, he will either go home and give birth to a baby, or he can only die." ”

And Meizhuang's side took out the arrow feather as soon as he finished speaking.

The hands holding the arrows were trembling.

It's not that she wants to shoot her man immediately, but to see the lady full of tables being kicked by her man's uncle.

This kick is not light.

"My hip shaft!"

The table jumped two steps forward in pain.

jumped and didn't forget to scold the man who kicked her crotch shaft, kept greeting each other's ancestors, and never forgot that she was possessed by a beautiful and strong girl.

Mrs. Xu felt that something was wrong, and hugged the trembling beauty.

"Anything else, kid, can't be imprisoned for these people. You wait, who said we don't have anyone. ”

If one person shoots an arrow and catches one accurately, a large group of people will be on it, then it is called not responsible for the public.

So Mrs. Xu stopped Meizhuang who was about to shoot arrows, and excitedly shouted at the villagers on the dam:

"One ear, who led the team to find you in the snowy mountains, without him, can you come back.

Niu Lao Crooked, your father was not in a hurry back then, who borrowed your linen.

Wang Fence, you were beaten and vomited blood when you begged for wages in the town, and he came forward to carry you away at will, just because he and you are in the same village, and outside it is a family. ”

All of the above are the virtues accumulated by Meizhuang's father when he was alive.

"And you mothers-in-law, who haven't gone to Lao Ma's house to rest and drink water in the mountains."

Sure enough, before these words were finished, many people on the dam who had inherited the favor of Ma Orion all came down from the dam.

The first to rush down was the mother-in-law, and they began to rescue the gang full of tables, thinking: Isn't fighting easier than working?

This person is also the mother-in-law who led the Zhao family at the beginning, so he scolded:

"You're all sons-in-law, and you dare to come to our village to fill a big clove of garlic with this bear, you wear a silver hairpin on your head, and you also have a head catcher at home?"

The family members of the head catcher dare not scratch, and even you dare not scratch it again.

And more and more mothers-in-law have joined the scolding battle one after another, which one is better than greeting the three generations of ancestors, and Erdaohe dares to call it second, and no one dares to call it first.

And what can bring this battle to its apex is ...... Lao Zhai's head suddenly fell.

Lao Zhai didn't want to help, but he looked at the excitement and stood too close.

He thought about pouring down a place for everyone, but he was trembling up and down uncontrollably, and it happened that the two uncles of the beautiful man were pushed to his side, and he fell down as soon as he was nervous.

Lao Zhai Tou knew that his son and grandson had a violent temper, and he was afraid that his brain would be hot, what should he do, as soon as he fell, he wanted to explain that he was not pushed.

It's just that the more anxious he is, the more he twitches the corners of his mouth, and he shakes his fingers and accidentally points several times: "He, he, he ......"

Lao Zhaitou's son and grandson will not do it.

"We didn't push it." At this time, the uncles of the pillar were really a little scared.

"Didn't push a fart!" His father identified it.

When Liu Li was coming, he felt as if he was about to riot: "Stop me!" ”

Mrs. Xu couldn't stop her from waving her arms and shouting: "The men of Erdaohe Village, outsiders always say that we are a village with miscellaneous surnames, let them see if our village is a bad thing, and whether Meizhuang has a maiden family!" ”

As Mrs. Xu said this, more and more people ran down the dam and pushed the bunch of outsiders out of their village.

also made Meizhuang, who has always only shed blood and not tears, cry immediately.

Meizhuang's eyes were blurred with tears, she was only used to one life to another, and she never dared to think that there would be so many people to protect her.

Li Zheng was almost angry, and even his old son ran past him and took the lead in shouting: "Dare to come to our village to spread wild, when we are dead." Ran to the front and lifted the beautiful man again: "The son-in-law should have the appearance of coming to the door, and then dare to mess around and fill in the trench for you." ”

And this Mrs. Xu encouraged the hearts of the people, and rushed forward regardless of her knee injury.

What is reasonable, a scoop of rice is not like this, and she forgot about it.

"You, dare to scratch the table, it's still your words to delay me to eat chicken, let's give you a hair first."

Xu Tianxin saw that his grandmother was on it, and ran in a panic to help her milk hold down the mother-in-law, and did not forget to insert the broadcast: "Family, there is no second round, and you will reach the finish line directly." Such a distraction was attacked: "Oh, my scalp." ”

Just when everyone in the live broadcast room was eager to get in to help Tian Xin, they only saw Yu Qinniang squeezing in out of nowhere, jumping up and throwing her round arm to the old woman with a big mouth: "Dare to beat my child!" "I was so hard that I almost sat down on the ground with a pop.

As for the background music in the live broadcast room at this time, it is playing passionately:

"I just captured a few demons, and then a few demons......

Killing your soul will also throw you down, the gods will tremble, and the ghosts will tremble, so that the wolves, insects, tigers and leopards have nowhere to hide......

Eat my grandson! ”