Chapter 22: A Bunch of Old Fritters
Village.
The relatives of the beautiful man have long been chased and scolded by everyone and driven out of Erdaohe Village, and they were let go of cruel words by everyone before they ran away.
Roughly speaking, we people from Erdaohe Village are looking forward to you shouting "You wait for me".
Don't worry, you will be waiting for you at the crossing in the wind and rain, and you will come back if you have the ability, phew!
And right now, everyone is standing in line after getting into trouble.
Xu Tianxin never forgot that he was still live broadcasting, and the camera focused on Liu Laozhu in Erdaohe Village.
Liu Laozhu walked in front of the villagers with his hands behind his back, and said:
"O nature, you are real. When I stopped yelling, it was like a dog farting, and no one listened to me. ”
A young boy explained: "Li Zhengye, we really didn't hear it. ”
"Hmph, I didn't hear it, so how can I hear it so brightly. People are from Wangjiagou Village, scolding people is Wang Bagou, and turning around and spreading it, do you want to make enemies with the people of that village? ”
"Then you can't let them on their shoulders and on their heads. More than 20 people entered the village, what is it not a provocation? I think Youliangniang's sentence is quite right, I just think that the miscellaneous surnames in our village don't hold together, and treat us as dead people, which is bullied to the doorstep. ”
"Not really. When Li Zheng met Wangjiagou, he was like a dwarf, several times, I was afraid that Wang Li was what? ”
Liu Li was walking quickly to the front of the mother-in-law's team, and suddenly said angrily: "I am short and you are tall, you can eat leaves on the day you are hungry, and you can break through the clouds." ”
There is no first training for these mothers-in-law to save face, and they are embarrassed to answer one by one!
But the mother-in-law, who is one of the mothers-in-law, is named Da Hongzi, and continues to mutter, as if she didn't see Lizheng: "Eating leaves is better than eating roots than being half short." ”
Standing next to her was Lizheng's daughter-in-law Pepper, who hit Da Hongzi with her elbow: "My man's lecture, you can listen to it." Besides, the roots are all eaten, and I see that you are still eating the leaves. ”
Liu Lizheng: "......"
I don't know what to do.
Just now, his daughter-in-law and son were involved, and you said that whoever you will punish will not be punished, so you can only scold a few more words and raise your hand and fall lightly.
So looking at his daughter-in-law, he said helplessly: "How can you still take the lead." ”
"I'll slap the man."
How many pestles do you want to make?
Then he looked at the next one: "How can you still bring out the rice spoon." ”
This time it was Hao Yinhua who was trained.
Hao Yinhua heard her old daughter say that her cousin had a with someone, and she was cooking ginger soup for her grandson in the house, and she came out with a rice spoon in a hurry.
Hao Yinhua looked at the rice spoon in her hand, and said to herself and the mother-in-law around her: "Don't mention it, I almost shaved a spoonful of pepper, I thought it was pepper and fragrant flowers that dried up." ”
"We're also scratching the trap on our side. I'll tell you, it's funny when they were just beaten away. The kung fu big red man took off his shoes and smashed people, and when he was finished, he just fell into the arms of the girl opposite, and the girl was afraid that a few of us would catch up with her, so she swished with the big red shoes. If she throws her shoes down, we won't chase them. But if she takes our shoes, can she be spared. The guy let the moth catch up and give her a good click. ”
With these words, the mother-in-law team all laughed.
"Who did the moth learn from, press down and catch that girl."
The moth grabbed the old sisters and showed his hand: "Eagle claws scratch, just plan, you see I still have shredded meat in the cover of my fingers." ”
This time, even the little daughter-in-law team in the back row couldn't hold back their laughter.
Liu Lizheng: "......" really doesn't treat him as a dish, and he doesn't care about anything.
Liu Lizheng had to shout:
"One by one, they are embarrassed to laugh!
On weekdays, there are a few who work on the top of one, and a few who work on the dry frame.
Look at the women in Wangjiagou just now, there are not enough for a few of you, and now the men are caught and pressed on the ground and twisted, you are really catching up with the female bandit gang on the mountain.
Look at the head again, they are all grandmothers, one by one they are caught like chicken combs, and the house finches don't dare to fall up for fear of pricking their feet, and they have beautiful faces! ”
"What's not to be beautiful, we are supported by you to fill in big stones every day, so tired that grass will grow if we don't wash our faces for a few days, and we are still missing many cockscombs?"
Pepper was also trained to be embarrassed, who is the dead old man in her family with, "Okay, the meaning of the two sentences of training is enough, there is so much work to do, and there will be people from other villages in the future, we will not fight." ”
"Don't you fight yet? Then you can't beat people at all, bandits? There's nothing you can't sit down and talk about. Let Meizhuang go to the house to find me, how can there be this one. ”
If you were looking for it, you would have looked for it a long time ago, and I still don't understand this: "Are you eating?" "If you're not hungry, let's stand here and continue training.
Liu Li was choking.
In the end, he could only have a useless expression, and his fingers were pointed one by one: "I'm for your good." My piece of blood, let you mothers-in-law stir up the blood sausage! ”
None of them understood him.
Xu Tianxin's camera hurriedly focused on the back of Li Zhengye who left in a huff, and hid in the group of people who didn't cause trouble, snickering like an asthma goose.
Mai Miao beside her smiled a little hairily and reminded:
"Tian Xin'er, it's okay if you beat people when they're old, no matter how you spill, you're not afraid of being ruined, how can you do it. You are not afraid of ......" and mysteriously got closer: "Leave a bad impression in your brother Jing's heart?" ”
Xu Tianxin's smile suddenly stopped embarrassed: "......"
She was a young girl who conceived spring relatively early, and she liked Liu Jingdong, the youngest son of Liu Lizheng's family, very much. And according to the memory, but she suspected that it was self-inflicted, in short, the memory felt that the one would secretly like her, and as soon as the grandmother came to the door to hint at the age, the two of them were married.
Family members in the live broadcast room: Who is Brother Jing?
As soon as this person was mentioned, someone mentioned it again when he entered the hospital.
The lady at the table was from another village, and she slipped away before the training team was organized, so she had to follow Meizhuang to send the man back and take the rice by the way.
When she saw Mrs. Xu coming back, she hurriedly gossiped: "What is the name of the youngest son of your Lizheng family, Jingjing, it seems to be a bit of a tiger." Emma, I threw the beautiful man like a sack, and I heard that my bones hurt, and the beautiful man didn't know whether he was scared or urinated. ”
"That kid is even more stunned than the third child in my family, and he can't stop his life from studying for a few years."
These words made the family members in the live broadcast room busy, and they swiped the screen one after another: "Muskmelon, your granddaughter seems to like that stunned thing." ”
Xu Tianxin pretended not to see everyone swiping the screen, and helped his grandmother bring the rice into the house.
Outside, Mrs. Xu was asking the table: "How is the hip shaft?" ”
"It's okay, I'll tell people that I have walked into the trench several times at night, and then I swooped down and fell into the ashes. This cupping is good. ”
"Then go into the house cupping, and leave me at home for dinner today, it just so happens that I want to make something good."
A table full of people lying on the kang waiting for cupping:
"What to do, we are not outsiders, we can deal with it. If you do it deliberately, then I will have to get up and walk, it is not easy for us to earn some rice.
Hehe, but I can't really walk now.
Well? Sister, I guess Meizhuang can't just give us a little bit of rice, she just hasn't poured out yet. When she got home, she was busy gagging her man's mouth and tying her hands, so she peed her pants and stayed in the firewood room. When she was done, she hurried and said that she was going to ride a donkey into the city, so I had to wait.
Although she said in advance that she would only give rice, what if she had to stuff it, right? There are few aunts who can work as hard as our sisters, she is a good fate...... Oops, you tap. ”
The table looked back at the jar on his waist: "Sister, you don't have a fire pot at home, isn't this a garlic jar?" ”
It is also called garlic scoop, and in modern times, you can raise more meat by opening a hole.