"Something's wrong, quick!"

A big man in the caravan who was on duty to guard the goods suddenly rushed into Xu's house and shouted for humanity.

Under this order, he immediately stood up from the kang on the ground, and the dart man immediately pulled out the Pu knife he was carrying, and the uneaten chestnuts were spilled on the ground.

Although there were a number of people who ran out in disbelief.

The journey was safe and sound, and they all knew that they were caravans carrying goods with concessions, crazy? If you attack their people and goods, aren't you afraid that the officials of the Zhenbei Army and the Ministry of Household Rites will be held accountable at the same time? Those who will be punished by the nine tribes will be uprooted, and there will be no one left, unless these villagers don't want to live.

This is especially the village of Erdaohe, which is much kinder than many of the shops they have passed along the way.

Did you see the wrong person?

But the duty was to assemble every one of the caravans as fast as they could, and another detachment quickly surrounded the storage room front and rear.

Erdaohe Village went back and forth to fetch water, cook rice, and carry firewood, and many villagers were intercepted by the caravan.

Even someone rushed into the Xu family's stove room.

The big man was holding a knife and was about to drink and not move, but he was glared at by several mothers-in-law in the village who helped wash vegetables and cut the mounds.

Bullying us Erdaohe has no knife? I didn't look at the hands of the people, who are the two of them?

Yu Qinniang also glanced at the big man while cutting meat slices.

It seems that you are still not hungry.

Mrs. Xu even pushed the big man to the side like a duck: "Gaha, I'm hanging sugar, come and help me burn firewood?" Get out of the way."

No one can affect the sugar color, she is making sweet potatoes.

Da Khan swallowed and spat, and stood aside.

Xu Tianxin, the little sister of garlic, will be taken care of at the first time.

However, she was singing to the eighteen-year-old boy who was watching over her.

At least that's what the caravan boy thought, and was singing to him.

In fact, Xu Tianxin was explaining what happened to his family in the live broadcast room.

A chrysanthemum table is given to everyone.

"Hand flick, scarlet window. In the snap of his fingers, the medicine was pushed through, and he was refreshed......

The chrysanthemum is broken, full of wounds, your screams are echoing, and Grandpa Guan's fingers are yellow......

The live broadcast room was full of hahaha, and Xu Tianxin also smiled at the young man who was taking care of her.

Grandpa Guan made a move.

Xu Tianxin held his chin with both hands and seemed to see a lot of broken silver, little brother, do you have hemorrhoids?

I thought to myself: I'm probably sick, I always stare at every ass that walks in front of me for no reason, I used to disdain to look at a man more, and now I can't help this greedy thought. Anyway, as a flower messenger, hemorrhoids are bound to be obtained.

The two looked at each other across the counter, and the young man's face suddenly turned red, his eyes were slightly embarrassed, and the Pu knife in his hand was a little nowhere to put it.

This handsome girl, with a red head rope, a little red face, combing her hair and bangs, why did she smile at him so much.

And while Xu Tianxin was singing, there was a gasp from the bathhouse:

Ahh

The background music in the live broadcast room is playing: Little brother and sister, please don't cry, where is your home, I will take you back.

Guan Erbald almost didn't send away a few stewards who had hemorrhoids, and they all saw their hometown in a trance.

And the fierce man who originally called everyone to assemble, after going in to understand the situation, when he came out again, his face changed, and suddenly there was a voice from inside: "Oops!"

The fierce man hurriedly jumped away like a foot, it was really scary.

When he looked up and relented, the misunderstanding between the two sides was resolved, and Dahan was a little annoyed and didn't know how to end it.

Otherwise, the villagers of Erdaohe are sensible.

After all, in the eyes of the villagers, these guest officials are not just individuals, they are equivalent to golden ears of wheat, and there is a bumper harvest.

It's still that kind of year, the harvest is almost over in the autumn of the year, and you don't have to be tired and break your waist to have money, this winter's wheat cover

Three-layer quilt, a bumper harvest of sleeping with steamed buns in the coming year.

Therefore, in the face of the guests, their purpose of Erdaohe is that the guests are not wrong, and they are always the ones who are wrong.

They also have to treat their guests always positively, always enthusiastic, and always frank.

Stop them with a knife and say that they are grateful for the encounter.

"What a coincidence, I'm in a hurry to take a shower, and they're all out? Don't worry, the meal is almost ready. It just so happens that after you finish eating, the people inside wash it out, and you don't have to wait for them to eat the small stove inside, and you don't have to delay it twice, and you can go in and wash it after eating."

The caravan immediately put down the knife silently: "Trouble, which room is ready?"

"It's basically fine, and I burned chili peppers for you in the stove pit."

Wooden cover, big stone pot, rice and rice soup to drink, come in and come in.

When he was introduced, Wang Yusheng took the lead in beckoning:

"Our house is a boxed lunch, do the guests have anything to eat?"

The staple food of the Wang family is two rice and rice, and the vegetables are two meat and three vegetables.

One part is a large piece of grilled meat, two pieces of fried small fish, vegetarian dishes are casual, there are braised tofu, vinegared cabbage, eggplant stewed potatoes, and one serving of 60 Wen Bao you are full, so that you can eat well. Pick the gravy can be poured on the rice, it is very fragrant, and the garlic cloves are given for free, and the meat is not eaten with garlic, and the taste is less than half.

A pound of white rice costs twenty-two yuan, and one pound can steam about six or seven bowls of rice, and these men can eat six or seven bowls of rice alone, and they feel that it is very affordable to eat meat, so they hurriedly went to the Wang family dozens after hearing this.

The Wang family also cooked enough food for sixty people.

Each family will discuss before cooking, and they should not cook too much, so as not to waste it.

By the time the late-arrived guests, the grilled meat and the small fish were gone.

It doesn't matter, the old lady pushed open the door and greeted with the red cloth in her hand:

"Come, go forward, don't go back, it's also affordable to try the casserole. Guests, tofu meatball pot, bone stick sauerkraut pot, pork belly blood sausage sauerkraut pot, radish mutton pot. You can eat enough big oil cakes and green onion cakes, and they are hot when they come out of the pot. Fifty wen, you go into the house and drink, and you eat casserole on a cold day."

Look at the bones and meat on the bone stick, you will see that there are no hard goods on the Wanjia family, and it will be over, and it will definitely not smash the reputation of Erdaohe.

Meizhuang's family is a little slow, because Meizhuang is pregnant, and it all depends on her man and the mother-in-law Da'e who hired from the village to support.

It was after the flood that time that the beautiful man was moved by his daughter-in-law to "jump into the river", and the water at home had not yet receded, so he gave the beautiful three pushers to the kang.

I want to push it down, and shake it up.

But when the first one was pushing Meizhuang, the beautiful man was bounced and sat on the ground with a butt and didn't push. His daughter-in-law looked at him like a mountain, frowning.

The second one was about to push down the daughter-in-law again, but he accidentally knocked his teeth on Meizhuang's chest and bleed.

The third, the beautiful man wiped the blood on his face, and suddenly rushed over in the form of a run-up, and he jumped, and the beautiful man hugged her man, and let the man's legs circle her waist, and then the rain stopped that night, and his man was fine.

No, the child's name has already been raised, regardless of the male and female babies, the rain has stopped.

A beautiful man is also called a pillar.

In the Northeast, you arbitrarily grabbed a village master and asked, "Uncle, do you know a man named Zhuzi?" and the uncle can point out to you where Zhuzi's house is. The difference may lie in whether it is called an old pillar, a second pillar or an iron pillar.

However, because the beautiful man is a son-in-law, after marrying into Erdaohe Village, Liu Laozhu forced him to change his name, and he couldn't share the same name as an official like Li Zheng, so he had to avoid it.

The beautiful man felt aggrieved.

His father and mother are all gone, and the only thought left is not allowed to be called.

Or recently the beautiful man wants to open, to live a good life with his daughter-in-law and don't have self-esteem, it's really strange, the moment he completely let go of his face, he didn't expect the people in the village to start giving him dignity, thinking that he is a down-to-earth.

Li Zheng also patted him on the shoulder and deliberately said, "No need to change your name, I will be Lao Zhu in the future, and your name will be Xiao Zhu."

Now the people of the village no longer call for beautiful men, but kindly

The earth called, little pillar.

At present, Xiaozhu is stirring the big porridge hard, and the braised meat in the pot is bought from the Xu family, including the Wang family's grilled meat.

Xiaozhu gradually lost himself in the praise of his mother-in-law and Da'ezi.

kept saying to Meizhuang: "Daughter-in-law, you are double, don't do anything, just serve porridge to the guests later, I can do it alone." Dangdang, keep chopping the braised pork.

The beautiful man was so busy that he was sweating profusely before he pushed open the steaming door of the house full of fragrance and shouted:

"If you want to live a good life, you should eat meat buns, which are freshly roasted and crispy, and the braised pork is a perfect match. Big porridge with meat and steamed buns, as well as small pickles and laba garlic that don't cost money!"

The beautiful man heard that the Xu family's big house was full of people, and the room was full of people, and the lady at the table was still shouting in the house:

Xu's dumplings are famous, you don't like the spicy spicy soup base, there are also large slices of meat, only twenty-five copper plates and a big bowl, driving away the wind and avoiding the cold, and a bowl is guaranteed to make you comfortable.

Little Pillar: "Meat Sandwich Bun!"

The table was changed again: "Dumplings, a mouthful of dumplings and a mouthful of garlic, Xu's dumplings are not ordinary, and sticky bean buns dipped in sugar, just with hot sauerkraut soup, refreshing and warm, full of sweetness!"

The beautiful man thought to himself, this can't be called a table full of aunts, what can I do.

Or Mrs. Xu is going to the bathhouse to say hello, and the small stove has to eat, hurry up and don't smear hemorrhoids medicine and come out to eat quickly.

Seeing that Meizhuang's house was not full, he helped go to the backyard mule and called the guests, "If there is anything that hasn't eaten, don't worry, our people will feed the mules clearly."

In this way, the Meizhuang family also had forty or fifty guests.

Meanwhile.

There are more than 70 people in the bathhouse, and more than 40 people have been treated for baldness.

The rest of the people were responsible, and they couldn't stop screaming there, and they couldn't stop watching.

Xu Lao Er was cashier outside, and he was also sitting on pins and needles.

Because what Uncle Guan said was too scary.

Saying that you should not treat hemorrhoids as a trivial matter, once it is serious and then controlled, to the point where you need to put on hemorrhoids, that thing is made of arsenic. Go out and inquire, there are imperial doctors who have performed this kind of surgery on high-ranking officials and have not been saved, you are all knowledgeable from traveling from south to north, you should have heard of it. The future is no more promising than ours, and we must accept our fate.

Therefore, live a year old and be a year old, don't scrap your body, don't cure it, don't talk about it, and if you are far away, you will have to be left behind if you are escorted next time.

Then Uncle Guan also gave a lecture to those merchants, saying:

What is called external hemorrhoids, which is the guard of the door, internal hemorrhoids are to block your poop, and mixed hemorrhoids are to be combined in your body, mixed eating and drinking.

When you see blood on the bright red paper or bud leaves, you should know that hemorrhoids, it is coming.

As for the most serious hemorrhoids, it is rotten to the size of an egg, and you can see the intestines when you lie on your side, and you can see the intestines with the naked eye.

There is also the cyst, which went down with a knife, spewing out a smelly and vicious milky white pus, he has treated it, and until now he has not drunk milk and milky white fish soup, and he is also nauseous enough to choke as Lang Zhong. It's not over, it's going to be hot.

Fortunately, the most scary part of the lecture has been taught.

Uncle Guan is teaching the merchants to raise the anus inside.

"If you already have hemorrhoids, you must treat them quickly, you don't need to persuade them, your body is your own. And I don't have to look at the mild symptoms, some medicines should be spent, and some can be avoided, I will teach you a way."

These words provoked Xu Lao Er to hurriedly come over to study, and by the way, he handed in the hot wormwood coarse salt bag.

The bathing masters took it and put it on the back of the guest to remove the cold, and wrapped it around the guest's knees.

And in the dim bathhouse, just looking, Guan Erbald was signaling an old brother who was scrubbing to take off his green pants, thinking: It's quite white.

He patted his ass and told him to demonstrate, "Clamp, hold, relax, clamp again...... Ladies and gentlemen, this is called the Pugu Dao, this action can enhance the yang energy, warm the five internal organs, and pinch the Gu Dao a hundred times a day, so as to eliminate illness and prolong life."

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Erbald deliberately stood up in a robe: "I'm just clipping, can you see it?" Therefore, if there is nothing to be noticed, it will be clamped when others can't pay attention, and there is another benefit for us men, which is to replenish the kidneys and strengthen the astringency."

He was just about to say thick, when Mrs. Xu's voice came in from outside: "Haven't you finished washing yet, the meal is ready!"

I had already washed it and dried my hair, but I was scared a lot.

Shopkeeper Zhang eased up, gritted his teeth and sat up and said, "If you weren't hungry, I really didn't hear enough, and I benefited a lot. In this way, Guan Langzhong, personally, you will first bring me four sets of internal and external use."

"You can't feel it good yet, I suggest you wait, tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, you will be relieved a little, and it will really work and buy again."

Guan Erbald had an indifferent expression on his face, this matter was neat, as if he had come to sell medicine on purpose.

The shopkeeper waved his hand, no need to persuade again, the first time he encountered the medicine that could be stuffed in, it used to be applied with potion and decoction inside, walking on the road, it was very inconvenient to drink the decoction.

Why didn't he take a bath much before, it was precisely because of this that he was so uncomfortable that he couldn't sit still.

And now, he already felt it, and he was pushed in with the ointment and the flesh, and he didn't have to walk with a sag.

It's not easy to meet this kind of suppositories, and the shopkeeper Zhang still wants to buy a few more sets to give away, and then give one to try, what should he do tomorrow.

After the shopkeeper Zhang finished speaking, he wanted to give it away, not to mention that he was very excited about hemorrhoids, and he had to buy medicine if he wanted to continue to earn money without delaying the next trip, and even those who didn't have hemorrhoids suddenly remembered their relatives at home. Otherwise, buy a set or two and take it back as a gift.

The first batch of bathers was only seventy-five.

When Guan Erbald came out again, he actually sold sixty sets of hemorrhoids cream and hemorrhoids suppositories, plus the homemade ones he and his disciple Tian Xin made together, such as the Divine Pill and the Great Chengqi Pill.

The price of a complete set is six taels, divided into four bottles and cans.

A set of suppositories is 30 tablets, which can be used for two courses, and the paste applied to the outside can be used for about 30 days.

The two courses of mild symptoms are almost the same, and you can be benevolent and benevolent, and you will be able to return your delicate little chrysanthemum.

A complete set of wooden boxes, the famous trademark on the bottles: chrysanthemum nectar, the logo is a mobile phone camera with a lighting icon, which is also the unified Logo of all the goods of the Xu family. Wooden box address annotation: Zhenbei Land, Erdao River - Anal Xu. Taken from the meaning of just need.

Guan Erbald and Xu Tianxin looked at each other, they didn't want people to see it on their faces, they looked indifferent, but their writing hands were trembling.

The two of them have only been sold once, and there is no way out, and we have become nouveau riche!

Guan Er's bald eyes turned red, and he wrote: Tian Xin'er.

Xu Tianxin gave a thumbs up and leaned under Guan Erbald's eyelids, waved his sleeves and said with a smile: Master.