The Heavens Ring.

During the march of the army, Li Bai, Bai Juyi and other literati took Zhu Bajie as the vanguard.

Whenever they encounter monsters, Li Bai and others will chant poems and lyrics, and use Haoran righteousness to kill all the little demons who stand in the way.

Tang Sanzang, who was watching, was a little envious, and immediately turned pale, and recited the Buddha's name in a low voice:

"Amitabha... Sins, sins..."

Tang Taizong leaned over with a strange face, retreated left and right, and asked:

"Master Sanzang, what are you doing? Could it be that I remembered something wrong? ”

"Ben will remember, you seem to have grown up in Jinshan Temple since you were a child, and there are still women in Jinshan Temple~"

Tang Sanzang had cold sweat on his forehead, and explained:

"General Li, don't make fun of the poor monk."

"The poor monk is a demon, and he is like enlightenment, giving birth to the heart of cultivating literature and Taoism, and he is guilty of sins."

As an ordinary person with a mortal body, Tang Sanzang was almost unable to resist the demons in his heart.

In my head, there seemed to be a demagogic voice whispering.

After cultivating Wendao, he encountered monsters in the future, even if he couldn't beat them, he could still escape.

In the future, we will be able to bring the true scriptures back to the Tang Dynasty and benefit the people of Limin.

Tang Taizong Li Shimin said with a smile:

"Master Sanzang, are you struggling with this matter? Ben agreed, you can go to Taibai later. ”

"By the way, there is something I would like to ask, do you think that Your Majesty is a tyrant who kills his brother and kills his brother? Or is it a benevolent saint? ”

Tang Taizong always thought that the Tang Emperor of the human world was at most the same name and surname as himself.

But after the group leader told the story, Tang Taizong realized what he had done...... That Li Shimin also did it.

Even, what he didn't do, Li Shimin also did, for example, he was scared by the unjust soul of a dragon king and couldn't sleep all night......

Tang Sanzang was in a panic, turned his head to look around, and saw that the soldiers were standing far away, and the two apprentices did not know where to go, so he said in a low voice:

"Erlang, are you crazy?"

"Your Majesty, how can you and I discuss?"

Tang Taizong Li Shimin waved his hand and said:

"Master Sanzang, don't worry, this statement comes out of your mouth and into my ears, and it will never be known to a third party."

While speaking, lest Tang Sanzang be uneasy, Tang Taizong also deliberately laid out a formation to cover his voice.

Tang Sanzang had no choice but to say:

"Erlang, although Your Majesty has made big mistakes, he is also a benevolent monarch who cares about the people."

Tang Taizong Li Shimin asked rhetorically:

"Then why did you go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures? Instead of staying in Chang'an? ”

"Ben will listen to those monsters say that you are the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of the Buddha of Lingshan Rulai, and if you eat your meat, you can live forever~"

"Since you are willing to learn scriptures from the west for the sake of the people, why don't you just let Your Majesty eat a piece of your meat and live forever."

"In this way, won't the people of Datang be grateful to you?"

After some reasonable and well-founded words, Tang Sanzang was speechless.

He pointed to himself with a wry smile and said:

"Erlang, don't you have to joke with the poor monk, the poor monk is mortal, how can it be the reincarnation of a golden cicada."

"If you don't believe it, the poor monk will cut off the meat and let you taste it."

Tang Taizong's disgusted horse took a few steps back, waved his hand and said:

"Don't don't, it's just a joke, Master Sanzang shouldn't take it to heart."

"I'm going to go and play with some monsters, Master Sanzang, you better go to the carriage and rest for a while."

After saying that, Tang Taizong dispersed the formation, held a walking lance, turned his back to Tang Sanzang, showed a smile on his face, and rushed forward.

Only Tang Sanzang was left stunned to sit on the back of the horse, looking down at his palm.

After a full tea time, he asked:

"Third prince, you said that the poor monk is really the reincarnation of the golden cicada? If you eat a poor monk, you can live forever? ”

"It's also strange to say, the poor monk has a mortal body, and since he left the Tang Dynasty, he has been in danger many times, and every time he can turn evil into good fortune......"

I saw that the white horse under Tang San's hiding suddenly spat out and said:

"Master Sanzang, don't think too much, remember to beware of that Li Erlang."

"In my opinion, Li Erlang and Li Yazi both have imperial luck, and they are both ambitious, and their words cannot be trusted."

Tang Sanzang turned his head to look at the murderous black-armored iron riders around him, recalling everything he had experienced after leaving Chang'an, and suddenly felt a sense of disobedience.

……

In the chat group.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: A white horse who can speak people's words! Group leader, could it be that he is also Tang Sanzang's apprentice?

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: This Tang Sanzang is also really strange, four apprentices, one monkey, one pig, one horse, and one ...... The eunuch who was degraded.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: After finishing the face, Sha Wujing is obviously a curtain general, what is a degraded eunuch.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Rolling shutter general, rolling shutter... Isn't it equivalent to a eunuch?

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: ......

Group Leader: Bai Ma Long is the third son of Ao Yan, the Dragon King of the West Sea, and is called the third prince of Jade Dragon.

Group master: Because of arson and burning the pearl on the palace, he was sued by the Dragon King of the West Sea and sentenced to death, and was later rescued by Guanyin Bodhisattva, waiting for the scriptures in the Eagle Stream of Snake Pan Mountain.

Group leader: After swallowing the white horse of Tang Sanzang by mistake, it was ignited by Guanyin Bodhisattva, saw the horns and scales, turned into a white dragon horse, and carried Tang Sanzang westward.

Group leader: Let's listen to the clairvoyant, that the white dragon horse is not Tang Sanzang's apprentice.

Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty: If he set fire to a pearl, he was called Heavenly Court by his biological father and sentenced to death......

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: This Dragon King of the West Sea is really a weak loach, the Dragon Clan of the Four Seas of this world... It's ridiculous.

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: It's simply the second perfect face.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: ......

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Emperor Yang of Sui, why don't you let me see your luck little loach of the Sui Dynasty? How mighty?

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: After a while, I am going to change the appearance of the Fortune Divine Dragon.

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: Group leader, when you take the heavenly court, can you give me a god position?

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: I also want to experience the experience, the fun of immortals.

Group Leader: When do we think of a way to get rid of the Heavenly Emperor?

Group Leader: Remember, don't go too far in the human world.

Han Gaozu Liu Bang: Ahem... I'm going to stop now, can't I do it yet?

……

The Heavens Ring.

Heaven.

Zhu Yuanzhang looked at the live broadcast interface suspiciously, which belonged to the live broadcast of Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, and asked:

"Han Gaozu, what have you done?"

"It took us a long time to bring the entire thunder department into the palm of our hands, but we didn't watch the live broadcast.

……

Lion Camel Ridge.

Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, hid in a remote place and said with a weak heart:

"It's just... Like you, the dove occupies the magpie's nest, and he is about to become Zhang Juzheng of the Demon Dynasty. ”

As far as the eye can see, today's Lion Camel Ridge, the demonic spirit is soaring into the sky, and the foot of the mountain is full of small demons who come to admire, and there is no end in sight.

A big demon in the golden fairyland is gathered in groups of three or five on the mountainside, eating, drinking and having fun.

Occasionally, some commanders flew by, sensing the breath of Han Gaozu, and respectfully shouted "Great Commander".

At this moment, Han Gaozu was about to cry with regret.

He finally met a stupid big demon white elephant and a golden-winged roc who only cared about coveting beauty.

Moreover, he also invited the entire Xiniu Hezhou, and even the famous and surnamed demons of the Three Realms to Shihuoling.

Preparing to establish a demon dynasty, and then be a prime minister who is "not a phase, but a photograph", who would have thought that those big demons were not native to the human world!

He is also ready to directly instigate the white elephant to fight in the heavenly court, and both will lose.

Now it seems that it is better to find a way to save your life!

(End of chapter)