Chapter 439: Zhu Yuanzhang is stupid

Heaven.

"Smack"

A glass of elixir jade dew fell to the ground, exuding a strong aroma of wine.

Changing into the appearance of the thunder gods, the dove occupies the magpie's nest, and Xu Da, the prince of Wei Guogong and others, who are eating happily, raised their heads one after another and asked:

"Your Majesty, what happened?"

"Could it be that those bullshit fairies found out? The last general is willing to be a pioneer! ”

……

Zhu Yuanzhang waved his hand and said with an ugly face:

"It's all right, you go on eating."

Then, Zhu Yuanzhang looked at Tang Taizong, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, who was embarrassed on the live broadcast interface, and said helplessly:

"Han Gaozu, tell me, what trouble have you caused? What is the demon clan Zhang Juzheng? ”

"We tortured the original Nine Heavens Ying Thunder to Puhua Heavenly Dignity for three days and three nights, and then he told us that the monsters of the Three Realms used to be known as the demon clan."

"The lord of the demon clan, known as the Demon Emperor, the Eastern Emperor, these two brothers fought in all directions, ruled over all races, established the demon clan, and created the ancient heavenly court."

"It's just that why the demon clan fell apart later, the Nine Heavens Ying Thunder Puhua Tianzun doesn't remember."

"The Heavenly Court Thunder Department implements the thunder law, the natural disaster is weighed, the things are in charge, and the people are in charge, and the Si Sheng is killed, as long as it is not too much trouble, we can cover it up for you."

……

Lion Camel Ridge.

When Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, heard this, he said with a weak heart:

"Ahem... That is, the two kings of Lion Camel Ridge, the white elephant, summoned the great demons of the Three Realms and established the Demon Dynasty. ”

"Now in Xiniu Hezhou, and even the entire Three Realms, the big demons are basically gathered in the Lion Camel Ridge, and the little demons are even more numerous."

"Speaking of this matter, it's all to blame Emperor Yang of Sui, if he hadn't made a rash move and fought with the big king of Lion Camel Ridge, the Qingmao Lion, I wouldn't have come here."

In the end, Han Gaozu skillfully threw the pot to Emperor Yang Guang of Sui.

……

The other side.

Tang Taizong Li Shimin sat in the carriage, laid out a formation to prevent the four masters and apprentices of Tang Sanzang from eavesdropping, and said:

"Group leader, you just said... The Three Realms are now in the midst of the Journey to the West? The four masters and apprentices who learned the scriptures... Now in the army. ”

"Ahem, I didn't mean to, I just led the Xuanjia Army to this world, and I met a white bone spirit, so I played for a while."

"Who would have thought that the four masters and apprentices of Tang Sanzang came uninvited, and for the sake of them being the people of the Tang Dynasty, I took them with me and continued the westward expedition."

……

Daughter Country.

A graceful woman stood on the city wall, watched the army go away, and sighed:

"General Wu, could it be that I'm not beautiful? Why do you want to be so ruthless......"

Meanwhile.

Wu Zetian sat in the carriage, with a look on his face that had escaped a catastrophe, and said slowly:

"Group leader, this palace just took some water from the Zimu River, it shouldn't be a trouble, right?"

"There is only one scorpion essence from the Golden Immortal Realm here, which was captured by Han Gaozu."

……

Heaven.

When Zhu Yuanzhang heard what these three people did, the whole person immediately became numb, and immediately said:

"Empress Wu, let's ask Yue Lao, the daughter country is also a catastrophe for Tang Sanzang, and the king of the daughter country is Tang Sanzang's love calamity."

"But you are a woman, you shouldn't get into trouble, as long as you avoid Tang Sanzang's path of learning scriptures, you will be fine."

"As for Han Gaozu, you...... The blue-haired lion and the white elephant are the mounts of the Lingshan Manjushri Bodhisattva and the Puxian Bodhisattva. ”

"And Tang Taizong, you...... Ahem, let's do it ourselves, in addition, we are not familiar with the two of you, when you are reincarnated, remember to find Qin Shi Huang. ”

After that, Zhu Yuanzhang quickly closed the live broadcast interface, and couldn't help but quietly wipe the cold sweat on his forehead.

He originally thought that this human world was so dangerous, and in just a few months, there should be no major incidents.

I never thought that Han Gaozu and Tang Taizong would simply pierce the sky!

Flickering Lingshan Fuxian Bodhisattva's mount to gather the Great Demon of the Three Realms? Establish a demon dynasty? This is to learn from the Monkey King to make trouble in the heavens?

Take Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice to the west? Are you sure you won't be slapped to death by Lingshan Rulai?

……

In the chat group.

Yuan Mingzong and Shi Ling: This group of masters is just like this, they are just greedy for life and afraid of death.

Yuan Mingzong and Shi Ling: If I want to say that he Zhu Chongba, he is not worthy of being the leader of the group!

Ming Taizong Zhu Di: Where did the fool come from to bark in a dog?

Ming Sizong Zhu Youzhen: Emperor Taizong, this is the barbarian emperor who was driven out of the Tianli Dynasty by Song Taizong.

Ming Sizong Zhu Youzhen: I heard that Song Taizong also abolished his five limbs, and only connected his four limbs.

Ming Taizong Zhu Di: It turned out to be a dead eunuch again.

Yuan Mingzong and Shi Ling: Zhu Di, you are presumptuous! Believe it or not...... I returned to the Tianli Dynasty and punished your Zhu family!

Ming Taizong Zhu Di: Are you sure you can go back?

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: What? Yuan Mingzong, you want to go home? Why don't you put on a feast and wait for the big ride?

Yuan Mingzong and Shi Ling: No, no...... No, I'm just joking......

Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: By the way, how is the First Emperor in the underworld now?

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Even the group leaders can only use doves to occupy the magpie's nest, I'm afraid Qin Shi Huang will not have a good time.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: If I were the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, I would have gathered the strength of the four dynasties and destroyed the Qin Dynasty.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: A short-lived dynasty that died in the second is also worthy of sitting in the position of administrator.

Emperor Wu Sun Quan: Wanyan Gou, what are you calling a dog!

Emperor Wu Sun Quan: If there was no His Majesty the First Emperor to destroy the Six Kingdoms, the book is the same text, and the weights and measures are unified, where did you come from the Song Dynasty?

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Sun 100,000, you are so sanctimonious, you deceive the world and steal your name, and you dare to rap!

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: If you hadn't backstabbed Emperor Zhaolie of Han, he would have defeated Emperor Wu of Wei and revived the Han Dynasty.

……

The orthodox plane of the Ming Dynasty.

In front of the house.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly congratulated himself that Empress Wu did not tell them about going to the daughter country.

Otherwise, according to Emperor Taizu's temperament, he must be beaten to death!

At this moment, Yu Qian walked out of the mansion, and the moment he saw Ming Yingzong, he was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly saluted:

"Subordinate to Yuqian, meet the Emperor!"

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen's face turned dark, and he immediately turned iron-blue, snorted coldly, and scolded:

"Okay, you Yu Qian, when did I become the emperor?!!

"My father and grandfather, that's the !! to help me and the country."

Yu Qian was puzzled:

"But Emperor Taizong has already announced to the civil and military officials, and Emperor Taizu has issued a holy decree to abolish your throne."

Seeing this scene, Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen gritted his teeth angrily, he finally understood why he would kill Yu Qian in the future.

This man is too straight!!

Then, remembering the purpose of this trip, Ming Yingzong's tone slowed down, took out a Daoist exercise, and said:

"Yu Qian, I am here to ask you and me to go on a great cause."

"If everything goes well, I will soon be able to sit back on the throne, and Emperor Taizong will be full of praise for me!"

Yu Qian frowned and refused:

"Emperor Yutai, Emperor Renzong summoned his ministers into the palace, you go find someone else."

Saying that, Yu Qian bypassed Ming Yingzong and walked towards the palace.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen looked at Yu Qian's back, and scolded angrily:

"Yu Qian, you dare not listen to my imperial orders! Believe it or not, I punish your nine clans!! ”

(End of chapter)