Chapter 459: The Three Emperors Are Stupid!
In the chat group.
Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty: It seems that what Emperor Song Shaodi said is true, Lu Bu really did not meet the master, and when he saw Emperor Song Shaodi die, he was willing to kill himself and follow.
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: I really don't understand that such a loyal and righteous person would be a three-surnamed slave in the history books.
Ming Sizong Zhu Youzhen: It is recorded in the history books that Lu Bu is a skilled man with bows and horses, brave and martial, but he is indeed a master of the Ming Dynasty.
Ming Sizong Zhu Youzhen: In the sixth year of Zhongping, Ding Yuan, who was then the assassin of Bingzhou, appointed Lu Bu as the main Bo, a military general, and the main Bo?
Ming Sizong Zhu Youzhen: Later, Dong Zhuo lured Lu Bu to kill Ding Yuan, appointed Lu Bu as the cavalry captain, and was soon promoted to Zhonglang General and was named the Marquis of the Pavilion.
Ming Sizong Zhu Youzhen: But Dong Zhuo is very suspicious, and Lu Bu had an affair with Dong Zhuo's maidservant, so he conspired with Wang Yun and Shisun Rui to get rid of Dong Zhuo.
Ming Sizong Zhu Youzhen: As for the subsequent Yuan Shu, Yuan Shao and others, although they also took in Lu Bu, they did not reuse it.
Ming Sizong Zhu Youzhen: And after Emperor Shaodi Song recruited Lu Bu, high-ranking officials and gold, silver and jewelry, that was a series of rewards.
Ming Sizong Zhu Youzhen: How could Lu Bu not be loyal to him?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Hmph, the third surname is a slave, such a general, give it to me for nothing, and I don't want it!
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: After finishing the face, it is really sad to be an emperor like you.
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Even you, a military general of the Song Dynasty, called you to finish your face in your dreams, how do you feel?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Emperor Yang of Sui, when I grab the ginseng fruit, I won't even let you smell it!
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: ......
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: It's a pity that I can't see what nightmare Emperor Song Shaodi had, it's a pity.
……
The Heavens Ring.
After watching the excitement, Song Gaozong Zhao Gou stuffed the projectile into the Hongyi cannon and said:
"Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Jin Hui, I will use artillery to attract the attention of Yuanzi of that town, you two hurry up, grab three ginseng fruits and run."
"After the deed is done, how about I wait for one person and one by one?"
The ginseng fruit tree blooms once every 3,000 years, bears fruit every 3,000 years, and ripens after another 3,000 years, and only bears 30 fruits at a time.
The appearance of the fruit is similar to that of a child who is not yet full of three dynasties, with all four limbs and five senses.
If a man is fortunate enough to get a smell of that fruit, he will live three hundred and sixty years, and if he eats one, he will live forty-seven thousand years.
As long as he thought that he would be able to eat the ginseng fruit right away, Song Gaozong couldn't help but be a little excited!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen clenched the Manado Pot, and said:
"Okay, you have to be careful...... If you die, I will have to go to Song Taizong to ask for a debt. ”
Emperor Sima of Jin Hui stared at the surroundings with his eyebrows, and as soon as there was a stir, he was so frightened that he stiffened, and said:
"Ming Yingzong, when you run away, you must not leave me."
Meanwhile.
On the wall of Wuzhuang Temple, two small heads appeared, looking at their faces, they were the disciples of Zhen Yuanzi, Qingfeng, Mingyue.
Mingyue ate the wild fruits in the mountains and said curiously:
"Qingfeng, what are you talking about those three fools, muttering there?"
"Do you want to learn from a teacher? I'm afraid that Master doesn't look down on these three fools at all. ”
Qingfeng's eyes flashed with spiritual light, and he looked at the strange-shaped Hongyi cannon, and said:
"In my opinion, these three mortals, who are not good, are most likely to covet ginseng fruits."
"It's a pity that Master doesn't allow us to eat people and swallow luck anymore."
Mingyue's eyes rolled, and she suddenly counted on her heart, leaned into Qingfeng's ear, and said in a low voice:
"Anyway, it's nothing, why don't we tease these three mortals?"
Then, Mingyue said the plan she thought of, Qingfeng hesitated for a moment, and finally couldn't help but agree.
……
After a while.
A flash of fire pierced the night sky and fell straight into the Wuzhuang Temple, and suddenly, a violent explosion sounded.
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou was full of demonic energy, like a demon who had walked out of the underworld, and said in a loud voice:
"Zhen Yuanzi Xiaoer, don't get out of here and die!"
"I am the good brother of the Monkey King, and I will avenge the great sage today!!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen and Jin Hui Emperor Sima Zhen sneakily ran to the Wuzhuang Temple under the cover of the formation.
Just wait for Zhen Yuanzi to leave, so that he can take advantage of the chaos to grab a few ginseng fruits.
However, after a full moment, there was silence in the Wuzhuang Temple, only the flames spread rapidly, and thick smoke billowed out.
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou took a few steps forward vigilantly and shouted:
"Zhen Yuanzi Xiaoer, if you are afraid, you will follow my surname in the future and change your name to Zhao Yuanzi!"
"And your Wuzhuang view, I think the construction is good, and it belongs to me!"
In this way, Song Gaozong Zhao Gou scolded and scolded, and walked slowly towards Wuzhuang Temple.
An hour later.
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou's voice was hoarse, and he knocked heavily on the door of Wuzhuang Temple, and said tremblingly:
"Zhen Yuanzi, you have something to say!"
"Bang"
At this time, a fire crow flew from nowhere and crashed open the gate of Wuzhuang Temple.
Song Gaozong's face changed, and he was about to summon out the space passage to escape, but seeing that Wuzhuang Guan still didn't move, he touched the back of his head and muttered:
"Strange, what about people?"
"Aren't you home?"
The words fell, and only Ming Yingzong's wild laughter sounded:
"Hahaha, it turns out that Zhen Yuanzi is not here!"
"Ginseng fruit, I'm here from Zhu Qizhen!"
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou didn't think about it, where did Zhen Yuanzi go, ran into Wuzhuang Temple quickly, and shouted:
"Zhu Qizhen, don't forget our prior agreement! Ginseng fruit is equally divided! ”
Emperor Sima of Jin Hui followed the two in a panic and shouted:
"Wait, wait for me!"
A moment later.
In front of a dead tree that was burning, the blazing light reflected the uncertain faces of the three people.
Song Gaozong Zhao asked in a strange tone:
"This tree... Couldn't it be a ginseng fruit tree? ”
Emperor Jin Hui Sima Zhen touched the back of his head and said:
"We searched all over Wuzhuang Temple, and it seems that we only saw this tree."
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen grabbed Song Gaozong's collar and said angrily:
"Wanyangou, look at what you've done!!"
"This is a ginseng fruit tree that can make people live for 47,000 years, will you use the Hongyi cannon!"
"How can you blow up the ginseng fruit tree! You... You faint man! Traitor! Thief! Dead eunuchs! ”
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou took a step back, a touch of embarrassment flashed on his face, and said:
"Ahem, this is not the first time I have used the Hongyi cannon, who knew that Zhen Yuanzi was not at home, and he happened to hit the ginseng fruit tree."
"Or ...... Let's put out the fire first? And then pour it out with spiritual water? What if they still live? ”
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen was just about to continue scolding, when he suddenly heard a strange chewing sound.
Turning his head to look, he saw Emperor Jin Hui lying on the ground, gnawing on a dead branch, and said in surprise:
"Emperor Jin Hui, what are you doing?"
"Don't tell me that you are so poor in the Jin Dynasty...... Are they all poor eating grass? ”
Emperor Sima of Jin Hui swallowed the dead branch in his mouth with great difficulty, and smirked:
"Since this ginseng fruit tree can produce such powerful fruits, maybe the branches and leaves can also make people live forever."
(End of chapter)