Chapter 460: Tang Sanzang is shy......
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen and Song Gaozong Zhao Gou glanced at each other and discussed:
"How so? To eat or not to eat? I think what Emperor Jin Hui said has some truth. ”
"Eat!"
"Then eat!"
Subsequently, Ming Yingzong and Song Gaozong also joined Emperor Jin Hui, and each of them picked up a dead branch and lowered his head to gnaw it.
……
In the chat group.
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Hahaha...... Oh, no, I'm going to die of laughter from them.
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: These three fools are really crazy, right? Not afraid of poisoning?
Yuan Mingzong and Shi Ling: This is your emperor of the Ming Dynasty and the Song Dynasty? Phew, what a shame.
Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen: Barbarian, what are you calling a dog? Begging?
Yuan Mingzong and Shi Ling: Ahem, if you have the ability, you will fight to the death in the human world, let you and others see the power of the Qing Dynasty!
Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: Why don't you see the power of your Great Yuan?
Yuan Mingzong and Shi Ling: ......
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: The Manchu barbarians are ready to come to the human world? Why don't you go to Lion Camel Ridge to have fun?
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: By the way, Emperor Yang of Sui, if you want to come, you can also come.
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: When you encounter monsters, even if you report the name of "Ao Ji", you will definitely be treated as a distinguished guest!
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Han Gaozu, we have known each other for so long, you don't treat us as friends at all~
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Every night, the live broadcast interface is blocked with a space channel, what? Afraid of us peeking?
Emperor Wu Sun Quan: Don't even let go of the spider spirit, Liu Bang, you are too ridiculous!
Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: Is that fox beauty tonight? Or the Seven Spider Beauties?
Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: If they reveal their true nature, will you be afraid of Han Gaozu?
Emperor Wu Sun Quan: Liu Bang is calling them "baby" one by one, he will definitely not be afraid, maybe he will be even more excited!
Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: ......
Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: ......
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: ???
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: Hiss... No, Cao thief, grandson, what do you want?!!
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Yongzheng plane of the Qing Dynasty.
In the dark night, a well-trained army is slowly stepping into the dark whirlpool.
Qing Shizong Yinzhen rode on a war horse and said in high spirits:
"Yuan Mingzong, let's go."
"In this battle, I want to let those emperors see the power of the Qing Dynasty!"
Yuan Mingzong and Shi Ling panicked and closed the dark live broadcast interface of Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, and said:
"I... I'm coming. ”
However, in the bottom of his heart, Yuan Mingzong muttered that Han Gaozu was also the founding emperor of the Han Dynasty.
Sitting in the world, what kind of beauty has not been seen? Why did you go to the human world and hook up with the fox spirit and the spider spirit?
Could it be that those female goblins are really so ecstatic? Does he want to do that...... Try?
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The Heavens Ring.
Outside the city of Wuji County, Datang.
Tang Taizong Li Shimin watched the live broadcast interface in the tent, holding the branches and gnawing on the emperors of Ming Yingzong and other emperors.
The corners of his mouth rose slightly, and he immediately burst into laughter, and the tears of laughter were about to flow out, and he said:
"Hahaha... Why are these three so stupid? I heard Marshal Tianpeng say that Zhen Yuanzi is a great supernatural in the Great Luo Jin Immortal Realm. ”
"Cultivation is not under the Heavenly Emperor, Lingshan is like a Buddha, how can he allow the ginseng fruit tree to be blown up?"
"It's clearly fake!"
Later Tang Zhuangzong Li Cunqiao also said with a smile:
"It's no wonder that the three of them are demented, it's just that Zhen Yuanzi has always lived in a simple place and has no reputation."
"If it weren't for that, how could the Great Sage dare to overthrow the ginseng fruit tree in a fit of anger?"
Speaking of the Monkey King who was "played", Tang Taizong thought of the Guanyin Bodhisattva who was still unconscious, and said:
"Yazi, you say that Guanyin is a good god? Or is it an evil god? ”
"If we are found to have ruined Rulai's calculations, will we take revenge?"
This set of rhetoric about good gods and evil gods was mentioned by Tang Taizong when he heard Emperor Song Shaodi.
The childlike Mother of the Three Virgins should be the good gods, sheltering the people of Huashan and asking for signs, which is quite effective.
As for the evil gods, they regard the people as food, swallowing luck, and fish and meat.
Seeing Emperor Taizong's calm expression, Li Cunmiao of the Later Tang Dynasty Zhuangzong had obviously made a decision, and said:
"In my opinion, Guanyin is mostly a good god, with the grace of saving lives, and it will be used by the Tang Dynasty."
"However, there is still a lot of planning."
The other side.
Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice lived in a camp, and Sun Wukong was telling his heroic deeds with great interest:
"Master, don't you know, that Wuchao Zen Master is really crazy, the six relatives don't recognize it, sacrifice a gourd, recite a mantra, and almost kill Guanyin Bodhisattva."
"Alas, it's a pity that my grandson is the eldest brother Bull Demon King, and I don't know if he is dead or alive now?"
"I heard that he got married hundreds of years ago and gave birth to a son called Red Boy, if my grandson meets him in the future, he must take care of one or two."
After Tang Sanzang sang the Buddha's name, he praised:
"Wukong, after this incident, being a teacher has changed your opinion a lot."
"I still remember that when you first came out of Wuzhi Mountain, you wantonly killed those bandits, and now, desperately save the Bodhisattva."
Zhu Bajie pursed his lips and said casually:
"Come on, Master, do you think this Bi Ma Wen is really so righteous? It is clear that he wants to use the grace of saving his life to blackmail the Bodhisattva and untie the mantra. ”
Sun Wukong's thoughts were like a tide, thinking of the poor pair of grandfather and grandson, but he didn't explain, and said angrily:
"Idiot, you dare to slander my grandson!"
Zhu Bajie squeezed towards Tang Sanzang and complained:
"If it weren't for the good brother Jingde who was in the country of black chickens tonight... Datang Wuji County patrols around and cleans up monsters, so that my old pig will not live with you, Bi Ma Wen. ”
Sha Wujing licked his lips, a little nostalgic for the deliciousness of wine and meat, and asked:
"Master, you said that if we really go to Lingshan under the escort of Erlang and them, will the Buddha give you the true scriptures?"
When the words fell, the tent was quiet, and Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie also fell into thought.
Before they met "Li Erlang", they slept in the open all day, starved nine meals in three days, and could only use wild fruits to satisfy their hunger.
After meeting "Li Erlang", he basically didn't even get down in the carriage these days, and he ate Zhai cuisine (wine and delicacies).
This...... It must have been a lot of hardships, right?
Tang Sanzang hesitated and said:
"Wujing, why don't we resign from Erlang tomorrow?"
It is difficult to go from luxury to frugality, from thrift to luxury, as long as you remember that you have to live a hard life in the past, Zhu Bajie was the first to retort:
"Master, my old pig thinks it's better to follow Erlang and them, anyway, as long as they get to Lingshan."
Sun Wukong is also rare to have the same idea as Zhu Bajie, saying:
"Yes, Master, now the Bodhisattva is also in the army, he is seriously injured, and I don't know how long it will take to wake up."
"Could it be that Master, you want to carry the Bodhisattva to the Western Heavens?"
Tang Sanzang's face suddenly turned red with embarrassment, and he said in a panic:
"Bodhisattva, she, she...... No, being a teacher is a monk, and men and women don't kiss each other, so let's wait for the Bodhisattva to wake up first. ”
Sun Wukong glanced at Tang Sanzang, whose face was flushed, strangely, thought about it, but still didn't say.
When Wuchao Zen Master saw the Bodhisattva, he called the Cihang Dao people.
This trumpet... It sounds like a man.
(End of chapter)