"Joker. This is not our plan. ”

Bain says:

"You ......"

"Ahh

But before he could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by a wave from the clown.

He snorted under his breath, his face furrowed like an aggrieved puppy.

"Plan, plan, plan, huh. Always plan. ”

"Everybody has a plan, and everybody loves a plan. Oh my God, look at me. ”

He rubbed his hands together on his pale face, then quickly patted it, showing Bane the smiling face:

"I'm a madman, a madman! You look at me, do I look like the kind of person who will do things according to plan? ”

"You're the dog chasing the car." Chen Tao replied to him, and he said the standard answer.

The many analysts before he crossed over had already analyzed the essence of the clown:

"Even if I do, I don't know what to do with it. You're just ...... Doing things for the sake of doing things. ”

Of course, Chen Tao knows very well that these deconstructions of clowns are essentially the result of blind people touching elephants, and all conclusions are just a peek at the leopard in the tube, no matter how they touch the elephant's legs and tail, they are just the tip of the elephant iceberg.

Chen Tao admonished himself inwardly.

These conclusions do not fully comprehend the Joker, who is a disorderly pale man who cannot fully predict the trajectory of his movements, even if he is as intelligent as Luther.

Therefore, we must see the move and decide on a case-by-case basis.

"Oh ~ sweetheart. Or do you know me. ”

The Joker made a touched expression: "You're still more caring, not like a reckless guy like Bane - although you're just as always planning." ”

He said:

"Well, I've been getting tired of plans lately. That what kind of owl court has a plan, the police guys have a plan, even Bane has it. ”

"You nasty conspirators. You always hold your little world firmly in the palm of your hand. ”

"Well, but you know it~"

He said in a brisk tone, "I'm not much of a conspirator—"

Then in the second half of his sentence, without warning, his tone immediately changed to gloomy violence:

"I'm making the conspirators realize how pathetic and ridiculous their efforts to get hold of everything really are! Hahahahaha! ”

He bent over with a smile.

Then he quickly straightened his body like a spring, and continued like a nobody:

"Oh, I'm sorry for my own presumptuousness. I wish I could have restrained my crazy laughter, but he was really special...... The kind of way that rings in your head. ”

"Joker. I've had enough of your useless nonsense. ”

Bane said, "What about the nuclear bomb I gave you?" You should have provoked him, you miserable white harlequin. But you ruined everything. You've done something stupid, Joker. Well below your villain level. ”

"We could have completely defeated Batman."

"It's a betrayal," he concluded. I had more expectations for you. ”

"What do you expect from me?"

The clown said, "No offense. ”

The smile faded from his face in an instant: "You are also worthy?" ”

Bane pressed the button on the back of his hand, and the venom behind him began to pour into his body again:

"Batman, I'm sorry, maybe I'll have to clear up an unexpected situation before we start our final showdown."

He even apologized to me, he really, I cried to death.

Chen Tao felt that he had suddenly become a gift being contested, which felt too weird.

He squatted beside him and quietly observed the development of the situation, and at the same time, through the communicator in his hand, silently gave orders to the many people outside:

Always ready to intercept a possible nuclear bomb!

"I've never had a crush on you, Joker, hahahaha......"

Bane said, "You think I'm going to be unguarded against your betrayal? Hahahaha! ”

"But I thought you would at least be able to help me get some of Batman's bets - poof! Hahahahahahaha! ”

"What's going on?"

Bane covered his mouth, and he began to notice that something was wrong.

"Why, I obviously guessed that you would put laughing gas in the titan venom I used to strengthen myself, so I deliberately guarded against ahhahahahaha!

Guarding against making sure that the laughing gas I poured into the bottle was all pure, how could you be hahaha ”

He couldn't control his wild laughter, "I've carefully examined every glass of water, every bit of edible things you handle, I've never eaten them, there's no chance you have ever had a chance to me—"

"Enough, stop laughing!"

But Bane's uncontrollable laughter was completely out of control.

"I'm going to kill you. Poof, hoho, ho ho ......"

Bane said, "I'm going to kill you." I'm going to slice open your brain, make sure every nerve burns in endless pain and suffering, make sure you never go into shock – ahahahahaha! ”

"Oh, I'm so scared to hide in my little boots. Hold on, Bane. Maybe you'll be able to imagine something truly terrifying, hehehehehe......"

The Joker reveals the answer: "It's air." Remember the time you came to me? That ridiculous little pre-war premeditation? You're coming to me to explain your 'plan' that makes you laugh and make your stomach ache? ”

"Impossible." "I'm proficient in pharmacy," Bane said...... I understand what constitutes a drug. Even if you were able to concoct a poison gas with a delaying effect, it would never be possible to accurately control the physical condition of each individual. ”

He said: "It stands to reason that the more powerful the individual, the longer the onset of the drug, hahaha! As...... If you do deploy the delayed gas, the soldiers in the room with you should definitely attack before me, unless the gas is ......"

"That's right, clever Bane!" The clown laughs:

"Looks like you've figured it out, I've got a whole new recipe for you! Do you know? It's this love and care in the clown pack that will keep you coming back for more! Of course, if you survive tonight. ”

"God, Bane. I'm a cultured harlequin, and I know you, we've been together for so long, haven't we? We share the ups and downs. ”

The Joker crouches down in front of Bane. The other grinned the corners of his mouth to the root of his ears and covered his stomach on the ground.

"You may be wary of me, you may not have trusted me in the first place, but you will always be Bane. How boring, you're always predictable, you try the same thing over and over again. How funny.

What do you really think you're after something meaningful? ”

"You've tried your best to come up with all sorts of new tricks, but in the end it's the same old trick that the Romans played with Maloney, Bane.

Defeat Batman, rule the city, build your own underworld empire, and threaten the hero with hostages...... It's so predictable, it loses humor. ”