"I didn't think I'd kill you at first, but ...... You're so boring, and I switch personalities three times before breakfast. ”

The Joker said.

"You think I don't know? Oh, Bane, it was your hand that made the first move. I'm heartbroken by your distrust. ”

The clown wiped away his non-existent tears, spread his hands and said:

"Wow, just entrust me with nuclear weapons, such a beautiful big firework, you just gave it to me casually, do you think I'll believe this fairy tale?"

"That nuclear bomb you gave me is a fake. An empty cannonball, um~ You cunning wolf, the real thing must be lying quietly in some corner now.

You never thought about destroying Metropolis in the first place, did you? ”

The clown grabbed his hair a little frantically, the green strands straightened under his hard fingertips:

"It's too blasphemous, it is a fraud to take out such a big cannon to show others, but refuse to light it!

Yes, yes, you just want to be the emperor of a city, not the enemy of humanity. Let a mushroom cloud rise in the metropolis, it will only make the national government kill you at all costs, just like Ben ** back then, how can you be the king of Gotham with peace of mind? ”

"Gross!"

The clown retched.

"I want to throw up."

He said.

He cupped his chin: "So at first I thought, uh-huh, you know. ”

He opened his palms and waved them in the air a few times with great interest, as if he was conducting some non-existent band.

"It's going to be fun to help you get to the edge of victory, and then throw everything in your face."

"I wanted you to be so careful to defeat Batman and take the city, and then I would steal it all right under your nose."

"I've got a death trap for you, and you'll burst out laughing when you're at the height of your fight with Batman - it's sure to add a lot of humor to your arsenal!"

"Sure, it's going to be fatal, but it's also possible that you're going to get through the worst and then you're going to think you've won, you've beaten Batman—"

Chen Tao's heart tightened, he already knew what a clown could do.

Bane said, "It's hard to ...... Hoha......ha Are you? ”

In the current situation, it is difficult for him to even speak.

"Well, it's really hard to listen to your conversation with the mysterious man, it's weird, I never knew who he was, and I couldn't guess it, I think Mr. Nygma might enjoy the puzzle, but it doesn't matter to me."

The clown said, "No matter who gave you that nuclear bomb, you have to use it since you have it, right?" ”

"You hide this beauty so well that you don't want others to see her, shouldn't I pull him out?"

"You...... You've secretly mastered my nuclear bomb...... I hid such a good nuclear bomb, a real nuclear bomb? ”

The clown laughed wildly: "Bingo! That's right, I'm going to blow up the Metropolis right away when you're at your proudest and happiest, when you're at the peak of your life.

Then everyone will know that you did a good job, and then you will immediately go from being an underworld star who is about to take over the city to a fugitive who is terrified! ”

The clown raised his hands as if embracing the plan of the pinnacle, and then quickly pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration:

"Well, that's the original plan, you know what, Bane?

I've been investigating you since you released me from Arkham Asylum, and for the past few months I've been trying to rebuild that little water cell in Penaduro Prison in the Gotham playground, and I've interviewed quite a few witnesses to try to make it a memorial to your failures—"

The Joker grabbed Bane's chin.

"Just so that you can see your dream of the king of Gotham shattered in front of your eyes!"

"I'm even planning to involve the bats in the first phase of the government's siege of you, and then blow you up together in the middle of the fight, and then let everyone see what I've done to you."

The Joker held up his corsage for Bane to see: "See this little fountain?" It's filled with a special corrosive acid, a plant-destroying solution, and Lhasalus Pond water that will make your half of your body rot. ”

"If I aim at you, it eats all your temples and skin, and then goes all the way down to your screams, eating your brain clean from sides to middle, and creating a perfect smile on your extraordinary brain and strong muscles."

He leaned in front of Bane in frustration and whispered:

"You can feel it shutting down, Bane. Piece by piece, your mental and physical strength decreases over time, you feel your loss completely, and you will have sensation and pain until the end. ”

"You're going to be my new masterpiece, just for the bats!"

"That's my whole plan, my perfect and beautiful plan-"

"Batman, the nuclear interception system is ready." Poison ivy Ivy Ivy's voice sounded quietly in Chen Tao's headphones: "If nothing else, the nuclear weapon will climb upward, leave the atmosphere, and then fall again." ”

"And the poison ivy plant is able to help us detect the trajectory of missiles, you know, what plant pollen spores are spreading in the air......"

Lucius's voice came from the side of the communication channel, and he spoke very quickly:

"I'm sorry, I'm not a plant expert, so I really don't understand how it works, but in terms of effectiveness, she's like a human-induced radar, or humanoid plant-sensing radar? All in all, she's more accurate and has a lot of coverage than all of our sensors. ”

"With Poison Ivy helping us locate them, we can confirm the trajectory of all the nuclear bombs in a very short time, but be aware that we must not rule out the possibility of dozens of missiles being launched at the same time to act as a shield to ensure that the real one is not intercepted by our interceptor missile."

He said, "If that time comes, Batman, you'll have to do it yourself...... Your nanobody flies extremely fast, extremely tough, and extremely dexterous, and with the protection of your head and chest, you can outperform most aircraft and break the atmosphere in a short time—"

"As long as the nuclear bomb doesn't fall out of the atmosphere, there's no risk of it exploding," Lucius said. As long as you can slow it down before it falls, or simply detonate it in outer space, the crisis will disappear in no time. ”

At the same time as Lucius's words resounded the voice of the clown: "Look at that, what a perfect plan, but such a perfect and beautiful plan, because of an accident, can no longer be done, I am so sad." ”

"No more complicated and interesting plans, no more troubles," said the Joker. ”

"I'm going to launch a nuclear bomb directly."