When I was about to fall asleep for the Nth time, the emperor walked in with square steps.

The civil and military officials, except for me, knelt on the ground with a brush, and let out an earth-shattering roar: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!! This is called an imposing !!

The reason is this, the second day after I became an official, I went straight to the imperial study, and happened to meet the emperor holding a book of spring, palace, and picture with relish.

"Your Majesty, don't hide it, I understand" I sat down on the ground in a chic manner, and as soon as I stretched out my hand, I took down the cup of rain on the emperor's table that had not been moved, and smashed my mouth while drinking.

"Ahem, what am I doing, I've been a little kidney-deficient lately, take this supplement. ”

As soon as I heard this, my eyes lit up, and I was looking for a cure for kidney deficiency! In modern times, there are many ways to cure kidney deficiency like banknotes. So as soon as I was excited, I grabbed the brush and opened a prescription with a few clicks, "Your Majesty, if you take this medicine, Weichen will not be able to defeat you!" I patted my chest and promised.

So, the emperor secretly drank the medicine. That night, in the first half of the night, the emperor spent time in the queen's bedroom, and in the second half of the night, the emperor tasted all the concubines who had just entered the palace. The next day, the emperor was in good spirits, and he criticized him for five or six hundred folds in one breath without effort, and the emperor was happy and rewarded me with a 'gold medal for not kneeling', this small card is very good, even if the emperor climbs out of the imperial mausoleum, I can still stand like a pine, provided that I am not scared to death.

Alright, back to business.

The emperor strode towards the dragon chair in a dashing manner, and when he passed by me, the two of us had a daily 'eyebrow flirtation'.

'I heard that you got on the road today?'

Wei Chen was not talented, and he was not so angry that he vomited blood. I replied modestly

'It's okay, take your time, it's best to make him so angry that he hurts internally, and lie at home for ten and a half days. ’

'The Ministers obeyed. ’

At that time, all the officials lowered their heads, and no one saw my eye contact with the emperor, and Gonggong Su behind the emperor smiled very kindly when he saw me, and I smiled back. Don't think it's just politeness, there's a lot of knowledge in it!' I mean, 'Grandpa Su, you know!', and Grandpa Su means, 'Of course I understand, we all understand people.'" ’

The emperor sat on the dragon chair, raised his hand, and said "flat" in a super domineering manner, and then listened to the civil and military officials let out an earth-shattering roar again, "Thank the emperor for !!"

The ministers began to report on the situation one after another, and I am glad that I chose the Criminal Department, which has a lot of things, but it is easier to deal with, and I don't need to use too much brains. So, I moved to the side, hid behind Wu Xiang and began to whew. Wu Xiang is an old man in his fifties, he looks so burly, he likes me very much, and regards me as the best candidate to succeed him. At this moment he heard a slight snoring sound from behind me, and naturally straightened his back to block me completely.

When the emperor was about to go crazy when he heard this, he stood up and a minister, "Your Majesty, there was an outbreak of plague in Mocheng, Laizhou, and the imperial court sent people to the field many times but they all returned in vain. ”

The emperor pinched his freshly grown mustache and kept nodding, "An Aiqing"

Snoring

"An Aiqing"

Snoring

The emperor picked up the jade seal on the table and threw it over my head, "Stinky boy!!!

Bang - the jade seal knocked on a hard object

"Ahh I was messy, and then I looked at the emperor again, and saw that Grandpa Su's face was flushed, and his shoulders kept shaking. I thought to myself, this old man is not crazy with sheep, eh, it's easy to kick his legs and go west.

The emperor gritted his teeth and said, "The master smashed it"

I smiled: "Not at all" Before I could say the next word, I saw that the emperor's body exuded the aura of Wang Ba, which clearly meant to sue me, if I dared to say that it didn't hurt, he would dare to throw the dragon chair over Mommy's careful liver

"Eh, it hurts," I quickly covered my head and pretended.

"The plague broke out in Mocheng, Laizhou, I thought that An Langbing, the secretary of the Criminal Department, had the ability to take over the matter, and specially named An Aiqing as the minister of the Qin Mission, and gave Shang Fang a sword, and there must be no mistake in setting off on the same day, okay, retreat from the dynasty!" After the emperor finished speaking, he got up and left, and after walking three steps, he turned back, "An Aiqing, bring me to the imperial !!study" turned his head and walked again, and the poor me didn't say a word from beginning to end.