I followed the emperor quietly like a kitten

After half a pillar of incense, I clearly remember the way Wu Xiang looked at me in the next dynasty, like a kind and kind old grandmother looking at a homeless, wounded, half-dead kitten who can tremble half to death when he takes two steps, I don't know if if I tell him my thoughts, he will shout 'Yaga' like little Japanese and then kill me with a bayonet.

I thought about it, and suddenly, the emperor stopped, I was so frightened that I looked around, and the emperor led me to a barren place that was as gloomy as a cold palace. Mom, Master Yo won't be done playing

The emperor made a straight face, turned around, and then suddenly jumped up

"Oh, my good boy, I didn't hurt you, did I?"

I shook my head like an idiot

"Good boy, go here, you are more than lucky, but few people believe that you will be able to turn evil into good fortune and save the common people. ”

I think he's like a wand now!

He then took me to the Imperial Study, and handed me the gold medal and the sword of Shang Fang along with the holy decree.

"By the way, bring my third son back. ”

I nodded, the emperor said that the 'third son' is the current three princes, it is said that the three princes are handsome, and the voice thief is particularly magnetic, and it is rumored that as long as he says a "roll", the big girls in the country who are not married will 'roll' to neighboring countries. These three princes were sent by the emperor to a big city next to Laizhou a year ago to hone their training, and now that they have achieved positive results, it is time to return to the nest.

Seeing me pondering, the emperor leaned into my ear, "Lang Bing, if you like it, I will marry my third son to you." ”

I glanced at him disdainfully, "You think too much"

In fact, I just thought of my donkey friend, that is, Long Sicheng, the protector general who served at the same time as me, that kid is very straight, he became a protector general in order to fight, and the emperor wanted to marry a princess to him, and that kid said that he would never touch a woman if he didn't fight two or three times in his life, and he wouldn't get married. In desperation, the emperor transferred him to Laizhou, because Laizhou was relatively close to the border. I thought I should stop by him.

I went back to the criminal department and explained all the mess to my grandson, but this guy actually said, "Oh, I know, don't grind." ”

I'll wipe it, I didn't say you grinded when you usually talked about me, I cursed you to be disfigured.

In contrast, the rest of my subordinates seemed to be humane, and when they heard that I was going on a business trip, or going to a place where there was a plague, they all cried like mourning. Some even said that if I came back, I would definitely bring some souvenirs with them.

I asked them, "Do you want to bring back the dead who have the plague?"

Their reaction made me sweat profusely, because they all came up, with a shy old face, and beat me with an old hand with a layer of calluses, and said "you are bad, you are bad"

The next day, I went on the road with Tingyu and Fuhan, Tingyu was a woman, and Fuhan was a man. Listening to the rain is quite lively, and it looks quite good. Fu Han is a super cool big ice cube, when I am in a good mood, I ask him to answer two words, when he is in a bad mood, he answers one word. These two people were given to me by my master after training.

If you want to talk about my master, it's a wonder. When I first crossed over, I had no money in my pocket, so I made myself squatting in the corner like a beggar and waiting for alms, at that time, I met my master, and we were beaten to death for a copper plate, and we came and went, we became acquainted, and one day we both drank high and he was happy and took me as an apprentice. After becoming an apprentice, I learned that my old master was the famous first master in the rivers and lakes!! and I was the only apprentice

Then within a year, he taught me everything he would know, and I accidentally surpassed him, in the rivers and lakes, my sister's nickname is called Shadow Fairy, because my light work came and went without a trace, my master saw that my reputation overshadowed him, and left me in a fit of anger, and every other month he would give me a flying pigeon to pass on the book, suing me about some on the rivers and lakes, with a sentence 'The church is not filial, starve to death as a teacher'.

A week ago, my master sent Tingyu and Fuhan over in a package, saying that these two people were specially trained by him, one was my Ming Guard and the other was a Secret Guard. My nose was sour at the thought of this, so I couldn't help but think of my old master, but when I thought of his obscene expression when he saw the wine, all my thoughts turned into butterflies.