When Jerry heard the "bad news", he immediately forgave his good brother for torturing his ears all morning.

Jerry: I misunderstood you, good brother, I thought you were simply looking down on Malfoy, it turns out that you have a bitter heart that is difficult to open! Malfoy or something, it's just an outlet for your pain!

You should have told me earlier! Let me be happy too~

Well, in fact, Jerry didn't feel any surprise at all about Ron's "broken love".

After all, he is Ron's good brother, and he knows a lot about Ron's relationship.

How to say it - it's all the fault of the young and unaware Dou Chukai.

At that time, Ron relied on the bragging rights of the school hospital to fascinate Lavender, who had just recovered from petrification.

After that, the little girl's crazy worship and pursuit took down Ron.

Ron: At that time, I didn't know what love was, I thought it was, and I miscalculated the future......

However, this situation only lasted for about one school year.

From the moment Ron became obsessed with mecha development and the creation of the Transforming Knight Armor, he had a disagreement with Lavender.

Speaking of which, it is still a matter of three views.

What Lavender wanted to see was that Ron could actively participate in various activities, be in the limelight, and wait until he graduated to get into the Ministry of Magic or some big company—and she could give something at home, just like the traditional elite young wizards.

It's the kind of elite wizard route.

However, Ron didn't want to go that route. Or rather, he was born to clash with the elite.

Because of this kind of thing, the two discussed it many times.

It wasn't until Ron appeared as a Kamen Rider at Christmas that he received praise and envy from countless male classmates, and also brought Lavender's dissatisfaction to the fore.

Lavender: Christmas is so solemn, what are you doing? So naïve? Can you play with something grown-up?

What Ron thought was an adult at the time? Yes! Got it!

After that, it was a while better...... I won't go into details.

After all, Ron and Nevitade run the Black Lake every day to exercise, and the body is leveraged.

However, the most fundamental problem has not been solved!

That's the problem of three views!

On the one hand, there is a woman whose family conditions are very good and who tries to make her future husband go to the elite line.

On the one hand, the family conditions are very poor, with six or seven children in the family, and the grassroots class who have not been able to get along with the elite since they were young. Hobbies are also relatively niche, let's put it bluntly - two-dimensional and Internet culture.

The two sides did not say who was right and who was wrong, but they certainly did not get along.

When I was young, I only cared about love and love, and I didn't think too much about it.

But as I get older, I think about it more. If we can't bridge the gaps and rifts, then the problem is big.

In fact, feelings are either a mutual agreement, or one party accommodates the other, otherwise there will be no good results in the end.

You play a game, you feel happy, you see a funny video and you want to share it with her.

She thinks you're a plaything and unmotivated, so it's better to drive an online car-hailing car when you have that time!

There's no way to do it!

Besides, Jerry has always felt that Lavender is a vacuum cleaner, and if he comes to that energy, he will really catch it on the dining table and suck it! It's like a banshee inhaling yang energy! It's scary to watch!

Although the two of them are having fun, others always find it strange when they see it - can't you two avoid someone?

It's okay now, Xiu'en love dies quickly! It's over~

Jerry smiled: My brother Ron, deserves better!

In fact, this matter is a bit of a sign during the holidays.

But at that time, Jerry and his childhood sweetheart Sydney had a hot fight, how could he have the kung fu to manage his brother's emotional problems!

Besides, then problems began to arise in the village, and I ran around every day and couldn't attend the party.

And Ron also became obsessed with research during the holidays because of the information given by Ted, and snubbed his girlfriend.

At that time, Lavender had already started a cold war, which meant to make Ron take his attention away from the tattered armor.

If you focus on the magic mecha, it's fine, after all, this thing has combat power.

What do you think about your bells and whistles Breaker Armor for?

So she put forward a proposition: Do you choose me or armor?!

At the beginning, I only had you in my eyes, and I liked everything you did. You are my idol...... Now it's all gone.

As a result, Ron was obsessed with rebuilding the first machine at the time and forgot to choose.

Ted: So the culprit is me?!

Lavender was also angry, and a few days before the start of school, he posted a photo of the outing of the young man of the French wizarding family who he had a close friend with in the social circle of friends in Ideal Township, and the text was also very intimate.

What five generations of friends, what almost made a marriage contract when I was a child, what is gentle and considerate, and very good at taking care of people......

The students took a look: Huo ~ has a job!

In short, it's to be angry with Ron.

However, our chicken leg man is not a licking dog, although it is really hurtful to be like this, but he is not used to it at all. Send a message directly and break up!

It has to be said that in this regard, Ron is not procrastinating. Gentleman's very!

Lavender: Divide and divide! You don't even hold back, you don't love me at all!

When it was time for the welcome dinner, the auditorium was full.

The Gryffindors were on the same long table, and the two people who used to sit together, eager to stick together, were separated by seven or eight people. I almost didn't sit down at another table. There was no eye contact during the whole process.

Although it is better to persuade and not to persuade, it is better to destroy a temple than to destroy a family, but in this situation, no one can speak!

Besides, if people drink water and know that they are warm and cold, what position do you take to persuade others? I can't figure out where I am!

People who give people ideas and persuade people are just as annoying as people who introduce people!

……

Ted and the others made eye contact, but they could only assume that it had not happened.

If the two are fated, they can get back together.

If you don't make it to the end, it's normal.

Campus romance, let alone to the end, it's good to survive until graduation.

In the original book, Ginny is going to gather the four major colleges at this time, right?

Ted gave up on his friend's emotional problems, and even a psychic warlock couldn't figure out how it worked.

He looked up at the professorship, and the rector's seat in the center was empty.

It's not uncommon for Dumbledore not to make it to the welcome dinner.

But fortunately, he used to be a mascot too. Everything was done by Professor McGonagall, and the ritual continued without him.

Professor McGonagall began to sort the houses, and the little wizards who had worked so hard to get to the school by boat began to be shunted from house to house under the sorting hats.

There are so many new students this year!

The good guys have a long line, three times as long as Ted!

The Sorting House alone made everyone's hungry stomachs growl.

It took a long time to finish, and the long table in the auditorium was full.

Professor McGonagall didn't think it was right to see it, and she felt that she had time to apply the Traceless Extension Charm to the Great Hall, and she couldn't fit it anymore!

Vice-Chancellor, Professor McGonagall, exercised Dumbledore's authority and began to give you some do's and don'ts for the academic year. The main ones are the appointment of new prefects and the male and female presidents of the student union.

Ted: They've all become prefects, so let's not mention it. Cedric of Hufflepuff becomes the president of the Boys Student Council.

This is also an outstanding student, and he didn't die unlucky like in the original book, so he is now the president of the student council.

However, what people didn't expect was when this year's course was introduced. The door to the auditorium was suddenly pushed open......

A short and fat woman in a pink work suit skirt, pink high heels and flesh-colored stockings, with a pink hairpin on her bubble head and a small pink bag, walked in.

The woman looked to be forty or fifty years old, with a big smirk on her face, a wide and wide face, loose skin, and heavy makeup.

Ted smelled his own product, pearl whitening cream, from a long distance away. How much is that?!

"Ah~ I hope I'm not late." The old lady held her throat and made a sweet voice that belonged to a girl.

Specifically, you can imagine the elderly riot version of Qiao Biluo.

Hearing this, everyone present suddenly became excited, and goosebumps rose all over their bodies.

What are you doing? If you have something to say, don't be disgusting!

She ignored Professor McGonagall, who had an unkind face, and walked straight to the C position in front of the professorship, and began to introduce herself with a smile and a clip voice.

"Hello, I'm your new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, my name is Dolores Umbridge, and I'm also a senior assistant to the Department of Education at the Ministry of Magic~ Help Minister Fudge with some important matters......"

"Because Dumbledore did not select a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor within the stipulated deadline, the Ministry of Magic has the right to appoint it on its own, and that is me! It's a pleasure to meet you, we'll be spending years together! ”

After saying that, she still tilted her head, and giggled and smiled shyly like a little girl.

If it's a girl in her teens and twenties, this smile should be quite moving.

But Umbridge, my mother, my fourth uncle and grandfather!

That feeling is the difference between Jin Lianjiao calling you a big official, and Wang Po calling you a big official with a charming smile.

Fifty-year-old ladies really don't have any summer escape!

Someone was disgusted on the spot.

Ted heard Li Jordan behind him whisper: "It's a few years, you won't live to June next year!" ”

When Ted heard this, he was happy. Fingers moved slightly, and then a sentence rang out in the air above the entire auditorium:

"It's still a few years, and you won't live to June next year!" It was Lee Jordan's voice change.

"It's still a few years, and you won't live to June next year!"

"It's still a few years, and you won't live to June next year!"

It was repeated more than a dozen times in a row, and the sound was loud, and it was around the beam for three days!

Umbridge's face suddenly turned ugly, "Who?" Who did this to you! Fast! Dispose of it! ”

However, she looked left and right, and the professors all looked down at the patterns on the plates.

So she tried to make a move, but as soon as she pulled out her wand and chanted a spell - "Touch~", a spark burst from the tip of the wand.

When the smoke cleared, Umbridge's entire face was as black as if she had gone to Africa for beauty, and her hair was burnt!

Professor McGonagall held back a smile and asked, "Are you alright, Ms. Umbridge?" Luckily, it's not a big problem, and it's a fatal mistake if the spell goes wrong! ”

"I ......" Umbridge's back molars were clenched, and she didn't know what was going on, but she was greatly embarrassed!

Because he couldn't find any other reason, and he couldn't blame himself for being careless, he simply blamed the innocent Professor McGonagall.

Who told you to talk to me! Are you sarcastic about me?!

"I'm fine, I'll go rest first, you can continue." Umbridge had forgotten the sound of the clip, and the small steps were too fast, and she rushed out of the auditorium with a puff of smoke.

Professor McGonagall: I don't think I told her where the office is? Where is she going?

Although I was disgusted by a pink toad that didn't bite people. But the rice still has to be eaten.

Originally, because the sorting ceremony was too long, the hungry chest was attached to the back, and the time was delayed by this old lady. Bad luck!

Professor McGonagall wasn't a man of many words: "Feast! ”

Eat!

During the banquet, Ron really swept Liuhe and ate eight desolations. I don't know if it's turned grief and anger into food.

Friends take a look at the situation: it's okay! It's not a big problem to be able to eat!

The wind swept away, and the little wizards were stretched out on their chairs.

This year's freshmen were completely conquered by this wonderful magical cuisine. Now it's just cutting him with a knife, and he doesn't want to hide - let me eat another plate, I can still eat it~

Professor McGonagall waved his wand to prevent someone from dying, and all the leftovers on the table disappeared.

The annual school song singing session is here.

Originally, Professor McGonagall wanted to take advantage of Dumbledore's absence, to be more serious, and let everyone sing in the original school song tune.

As a result, no one followed.

Students: Professor! We can't be serious! I haven't taught!

Professor McGonagall had to ask everyone to sing to their favorite tunes as they had done before.

The Weasley twins sang very hard, they were in seventh grade this year, and this was the last time they sang the school song.

And the highlight is Ted, and by the end of the song, no one has spoken out, and everyone is watching Ted.

Ted directly opened his throat and sang according to the tune of "Song of a Good Man~

And that's thanks to Umbridge, who inspired herself.

It is conceivable that throughout this year, I will have to make a move with this pink toad.

……

On the way back after the adjournment. Everyone is talking about the new Defence Against Pink and Black Arts professor!

"I shudder at the thought of having to take such a one-person class for the next year. Why can't you give up on Defence Against the Dark Arts! ”

"Because it's mandatory."

"Honestly, it's disgusting. It almost didn't affect my appetite! ”

"The thought of her pinching her throat and talking makes me tremble!"

"I hope the curse will defeat her soon!"

The students of Hogwarts had never looked forward to the Defense Against the Dark Arts teaching this curse sooner.

However, reality does not change because people will.

The next day there was a Defence Against the Dark Arts class.

Gryffindor and Slytherin together, morning classes.

As a result, at noon, Ted and the others heard that during the class, Umbridge belittled the other Defence Against the Dark Arts professors.

Say that they are all cowards and cowards, who run away without a fight, they can't, and they will continue to teach! They also said that their teaching is very problematic! Teach something that is not useful, or even harmful.

And the content of the first class she taught was copying texts, yes, copying texts.

Hallie was already angry because she said Lupin, and she was even more angry at copying the text, so she quarreled with Umbridge over "Should you teach magic in Defense Against the Dark Arts class".

Harley wasn't afraid of the pink toad.

And Umbridge is even less likely to be afraid of a little girl, even if she is the adopted daughter of the Black family?

Now Minister Fudge has a lot of pure-blood families, and the Black family has only been subdued for the time being!

Umbridge smirked and didn't get angry at all, but kicked Harley out of class, sentenced her to a week's confinement, and went to her office for "re-education" at night.

In the afternoon, Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff attend Defence Against the Dark Arts class together.

The old ladies started again, and the content of the book was not taught at all, so they copied the text, and it was not even as good as Lockhart.

He also belittled Hogwarts in and out of words, saying that Hogwarts teaching was problematic, saying that Dumbledore was too indulgent to the students, and began to demean and domesticate the CPU students in various ways.

Ted felt that taking this class was a waste of time, and now he had to be disgusted.

As soon as he frowned, a loud noise suddenly sounded in the entire classroom:

"A big pink lotus flower, lying on its stomach is a toad. The toad, called quack, climbed up the big pink lotus, eight big pink lotus, and lay on the stomach eight toads......"

"Poof~" Some students hurriedly covered their mouths, and laughter came out of their fingers.

The other students laughed unbridledly.

The whole classroom is a sea of joy!

"Pink toad? Hahahaha, that's so right! ”

Umbridge immediately went berserk: "Who is it?" Who did this to you?! Stand out! ”

As a result, she didn't have any way to use this psychic ability illusion technique at all, and as soon as she spoke, a toad screamed!

"It's the other way around! It's the other way around! You all need it, you all need to be punished! Punish! She ran out of the door on her short legs, followed by the sound of toads all the way, and it rang wherever she went!

Ted: Forget it, take a leave of absence from Professor McGonagall, I won't be in this class again. What a waste of time!

(End of chapter)