At dinner, Ted gave Harley a small mirror-like object that was only three centimeters in diameter.

"Hallie, are you going to go to the old toad's office after dinner?"

"Yes! It's disgusting! Harley thrust a piece of steak on the plate with the fork in her hand, as if it were Umbridge's face.

"Then bring this with you." Ted handed it to Harry.

Hallie took it, picked it up and looked at it, and sorted out her bangs by the way.

"What is this for? A small mirror to carry around? ”

Ted smiled, "This is a talisman that can reflect a lot of evil black magic. The old toad definitely wants to take advantage of you, and the confinement is not good. You don't need this stuff with you. If she is not kind, let her know what it means to be self-inflicted! ”

……

"Knock knock~" Harley knocked Umbridge's office door.

"Come in, rude little girl from the Black family." Umbridge's sweet clip sounded.

If the sound has a color, then Umbridge's clip tone is definitely that greasy pink, unserious pink.

Hallie pushed the door in, looking unhappy: "Professor, my name is Harley Quinn Potter!" Not a little girl from the Black family. ”

Umbridge's office was already decorated, luxurious, with leather sofas and other things, and the walls were full of those decorative porcelain plates, and all kinds of moving kittens were spinning around on the plates.

Umbridge, on the other hand, sat across the table with a teacup.

"Oh~ You're right, dear Potter." Umbridge didn't smile, "I forgot, the Black family already has a biological son. I'm so sorry for you~"

It has to be said that Umbridge is definitely not a straw bale, at least not a simple straw bale. She at least knows how to sting a person most effectively.

It can be said that in terms of evil, the talent point is very high!

Speaking of which, she is also a graduate of Slytherin House. Since childhood, he has great ambitions.

Few people know that she is capable of casting the Patronus Charm!

You know, the general British wizarding community believes that only those who are righteous and upright can use this spell. This is the hallmark of the White Wizard.

However, this person can even use the Calling God Guard!

Of course, this is something that Umbridge has quietly worked on for three years to finally succeed in.

After all, having a Patronus is equivalent to having a golden signboard, which is good for you to climb up in the Ministry of Magic.

Her background is simply a minus for her future.

She is a half-blood, although she claims to be from a pure-blood family. But her father was actually an old wizard who cleaned up in the early years of the Ministry of Magic, and her mother was a Muggle.

She also has a younger brother, but it's a shame that he's a squib.

This is a nightmare for a Slytherin born who wants to be in a high position in the Ministry of Magic.

So, she cut off contact with her mother early, and her father was also sent to other places by him, sending a little money every month.

Her first job at the Ministry of Magic was as an assistant to a department head.

The assistant was in her fifties at the time, and she was 18. She boldly launched an offensive! That frightened the old man.

However, as a young man, Umbridge was still very skillful and very good at pleasing people. In a short period of time, a group of people feel that she is very good and worth cultivating.

As a result, because of the experience during this time, she developed a clip sound and a girlish fan, and now she is running five, and she still can't let go of this habit. It's deep in the bone marrow!

Some time ago, after Fudge's "Dragon Field Enlightenment", she saw the opportunity and took refuge in Fudge.

She did a lot during the Azkaban prison break.

It can be said that it is Fudge's gray gloves, and many of the bad things that Fudge is inconvenient to come forward to do are all done by her. It's very open-minded.

Because of this, he was valued by Fudge and sent to Hogwarts, hoping to score a nail in the school so that he could balance Dumbledore in the future.

Overall, this old lady has something, but not much. It's completely mixed up by going out with enough damage, enough darkness, and enough open-mindedness.

However, her thoughtful words did not provoke Harley to go berserk. This came as a surprise to Umbridge.

After all, according to the information she had gathered about Harley, this girl was a very irritable and violent person, and she had calmed down at this time.

In fact, in this office, there is already a photo crystal, which is equivalent to a magic camera.

Just wait for Hallie to go on a rampage, and then Umbridge will take Sirius in the name of "attacking the professor".

However, at this time, Hallie's expression was unusually cold, as if what she had just said was not herself.

"Okay." Umbridge put down the teacup in his hand.

"It's getting late, so let's get started."

"Given your mistakes in class, you have to accept punishment." Umbridge pulled out a quill with spots, "You need to write a hundred times on paper, I'm a bad boy." ”

She laughed again, her apple muscles towering, but her eyes didn't move at all, "It's not that hard at all, is it?" Small punishment and big commandment, I hope you don't roar at the class in the future. ”

"Yes, Professor. I understand. Harley took the quill lightly.

There are mana fluctuations, very faint, but Hallie's perception is very keen.

It's a magic item, maybe even a magic item.

She glanced at Umbridge, dipped it in ink, and began to write on parchment — I'm a bad boy.

"Ah~"

Harley was the first to write, and Umbridge suddenly screamed.

That voice was worse than the toad that was trampled on by the old cow. But Harley still finished writing this sentence in flowery characters.

"What's wrong, Professor?" She looked up, and then screamed as well, "Professor? Are you alright, Professor?! What happened to your face?! Hallie's voice was very concerned.

"Ah~~~~" Where can Umbridge answer Harry's question? The sharp pain in her face almost darkened her eyes.

She opened her palms to cover her face, but she didn't dare to touch the wound on her face - on her face, there was a strange wound, from top to bottom, from left to right, from the left forehead to the right side of the chin, which reads - I am a toad!

The wound was deep, and you could see bright red flesh, but not a drop of blood came out.

Umbridge was in sharp pain on his face at this time, and his heart was also in sharp pain - I must be disfigured, right?!

At this point, fear almost crushed her mind.

"Call someone! Hurry up! Call someone~" She began to howl.

Professor McGonagall arrived, and Umbridge howled, "It's her! It was this vile and evil dark wizard who attacked me! ”

Hallie was stunned by her, "Professor, what are you talking about?" I didn't attack you, did I? ”

"That's you! It's just you! It's you shameless little whore......"

"Shut up!" Professor McGonagall screamed like a lion's roar!

"You're a professor! You insult your students and utter such dirty words! Aren't you ashamed? ”

At this point, Professor McGonagall was furious, her eyebrows were raised, her eyes were so cold that she was frozen, and her neat hair was fluffy—like an angry lion!

Umbridge was so stunned at once that she forgot the pain on her face.

"I—I have proof! I've got a photo crystal here! ”

As a result, Professor McGonagall got the photo crystal and played it back - it turned out that Umbridge gave Harley a dark magic quill to write, but the effect appeared on Umbridge herself!

"I've only seen you misuse dark magic items and illegally punish students! I'll appeal to the Ministry of Magic! Now, stop your wailing. Follow me to the school hospital! ”

……

Where can Harley sleep when she goes back to her bedroom? Excited, no!

She took out the two-way mirror of the ideal township and began to tell her friends about this exciting thing in the group.

"Ted! Ted! Your stuff is so useful! The toad was eaten by his own quill, and a line of words appeared on his face, the same as a knife! Oh, my God! It's so relieving! This damn toad is actually stirring up trouble between me and my family! Damn ......"

Hallie vividly describes what happened in the office.

He also praised Professor McGonagall!

"I just found out today that the most reliable person in this school is Professor McGonagall! She will be my idol from now on! ”

Neville: Professor McGonagall was stern, but she was the most protective of us.

Jerry: I hope Professor McGonagall will become the Rector in the future.

Ron: Professor McGonagall is known as Big Hermione~

Hermione: Fist .jpg

Ted watched everyone in the group chatting enthusiastically, and wondered: What is the old man Dumbledore thinking?

He should be able to think that if he didn't arrange for a new professor, Fudge would definitely take the opportunity to install people.

And what could Fudge's men be like? Crooked melon cracked dates.

No matter how you look at this, it looks like Lao Deng is conniving and doing it deliberately.

So for what?

Could it be that Lao Deng wants students to see the sinister and dirty side of society? Recognize the ugliness and incompetence of bureaucracy that can't even distinguish between a duck's neck and a rat's head?!

Whether or not he arranged it that way, by the time Umbridge left the school, most of the students wouldn't have a good opinion of the Ministry.

At least Fudge's current Ministry of Magic will definitely be spurned by the students.

This is the future of British wizarding for students in grades 1 to 7.

It's a nail to the pillar of shame!

……

Umbridge didn't show up for class the next day, reportedly because she wasn't feeling well.

However, the twins and Lee Jordan have already spread the word about everything.

Now everyone is curious about what Umbridge with "I'm a toad" written on his face is like.

So much so that many students pretended to be sick and crowded to the school hospital, stretching their necks for a long time.

However, I don't know if Madam Pomfrey did it on purpose, or if Umbridge's quill was really powerful - definitely not Ted's "reflector" increased the amount without increasing the price, and doubled the rebound!

In short, Umbridge spent two days in the school hospital and was stunned that he could not be cured.

The wound on the face has not healed, and it is painful all the time. And the content is extremely shameful!

Madam Pomfrey made a potion with Mortra rat tentacle juice as the main ingredient, and asked Snape to boil it.

It is said that it takes half a month to wipe it completely!

Before that, the pain could only be treated with a pain-relieving potion, and the face could only be covered.

Snape: I did it on purpose! I'm already merciful without adding poison!

Then, the students were treated to the scene where the new professor wore a veil top hat to class.

Unexpectedly, even the top hat and veil were pink!

Dirt!

Umbridge puts on a mask of pain, which undoubtedly confirms the content of the story.

Although her old face is disgusting, many people are now curious about what it looks like behind that veil.

At the same time, it also proves that this is a rookie!

I couldn't solve the problem at all, so I had to ask other professors for help.

Fueled by Ted, the Ideal Township Forum, and the Hogwarts plates, everyone has agreed on their disdain - what kind of wizard should you be, go home and raise pigs!

This also made some people in Slytherin hesitate a little.

Speaking of which, Slytherin has indeed been a bit silent in the last two years.

While the Quidditch School Cup is still a solid start, the House Cup has been changing hands for several years.

Last year, there was finally a Malfoy as a warrior to represent Slytherin in the Final Seven Tournament.

Since then, the kid has been getting closer to Ravenclaw and Gryffindor!

Traitor!

For Slytherin, bulk is the norm.

Unless there can be a character like Tom's senior, most of the time they are small groups. Consistent externally, but very inconsistent internally.

Among the Slytherin students, there are many descendants of Death Eaters, but in addition to those representing the Death Eater faction, there are also factions of the Ministry of Magic, pure-blood factions, and powerful factions and centrists.

There are crossings and overlays between them, but overall it's messy. It is impossible to unite without powerful people.

And after Umbridge became a professor, the students sent by the Ministry of Magic became active.

The so-called Ministry of Magic faction is a student whose family has someone working in the Ministry of Magic.

Most of their internal rankings are arranged according to the rank of the family. After graduation, they usually go to the Ministry of Magic for an internship and then become a full-time worker.

What happened to the so-called Six Dynasties is only a private plan, and it is the same everywhere.

Now that it's clear that the Ministry of Magic is going to reach out to the school, won't it be able to make a difference?

However, Umbridge's operation is not to be trusted.

If this is the one that comes to school, it won't be chopped off, right? Too rubbish, right?

Speaking of which, Slytherin is supposed to be shrewd and sinister, but how many of the characters in the pro-generation snake courtyard have this trait now? Snape?!

And the snake courtyard of the next generation is full of a group of unsuccessful hooligans, some are simple-minded and well-limbed gangster types, some are irritable and brainless, some are insidious and brainless, and some are stupid in civil wars and outward wars...... In short, there is no viper style.

……

"Hey, did you hear that? Lavender and Hufflepuff's Endro are in love! ”

"Who?"

"A third-grader."

"Huh? Eat tender grass! ”

Half a month after the end of Ron and Lavender, Lavender found a new love.

Jerry was eavesdropping on the side, and his ears were about to prick up: Brother, congratulations, your girlfriend is going to be in love!

When Ron learned the news, he felt very uncomfortable.

I didn't expect you to find two stubbles so quickly, don't you stop?

Also in a panic, Ron sent a message to Lavender and asked her, "What about your little white-faced wizard in France?" ”

Lavender: Hah, look good! He's not as good as you!

How can you offend two people with one sentence?!

Ron was squatting in the hut and chewing sugar cane, and the more he chewed, the less it tasted.

Of course, the end is over, and it is certainly impossible to get back together.

As the so-called love does not know what to do, it goes deep, then declines, and three is exhausted.

So be it!

That night, Ron was drunk.

The wine was bought through Ansu to Hogsmeade Village, Agni Vodka, from three brooms.

There is a dream object of the first bloom of teenage love there~ Plump boss lady!

Jerry admonishes a good brother: "What men are most afraid of is: deception after trust, chill after giving, estrangement after intimacy, perfunctory after affection, separation after acquaintance, and loss after cherishing...... Brother, be strong! ”

Ron immediately shouted hoarsely, "What are you kidding, I dumped her!" ”

Ron drank too much, after all, the fire vodka was really high.

Forced to accompany the wine, Jerry tasted it and spewed a mouthful of fire directly!

Ron drank a lot and talked a lot. began to talk about his emotional experience.

It's not just Lavender, at the beginning he was still saying that his first love fed the dog, and he won't love it anymore in the future!

Then it was quick to start with the three broom proprietresses - dancing while talking.

That's how she served the wine. That's what that ass is like that, that...... That figure! Tsk~"

In a word: this wave ~ is extremely difficult to operate!

Jerry: Wonderful, quick, sleepless nights!

Ron: The water is too deep for you to grasp!

Jerry: You just drive, Daddy thinks!

Jerry remembered a quote - time is like a ditch, there will always be a squeeze.

Ron smiled - time is like a ditch, no matter where you go, it's gone.

Compared to Ron, Jerry's still a child after all~

But when it comes to figure, Jerry thinks of Sydney - it seems a little sluggish!

This won't work! I'll have to find Ted to see if there's a recipe for supplementing the body, and by the way, Harley can use it too!

The white man is developing rapidly, and at the age of fifteen or sixteen he looks more mature than the seventeen or eighteen years old of the Celestial Empire. The friends are already big girls and big girls, but some of the meat is very uninteresting, and it can't grow in the right place!

So, Ted soon had results.

Ted: Recently, at Jerry's request, something new is being developed, and you girls absolutely love it!

Hermione: You can't be the result of research on Philosopher's Stone powder, right?

Hallie: Eternal youth, is it eternal youth! Give me the hour too!

Ted: I think you should think about whether you're stunted. Look at Hermione~

(Ted: The merit medal has half of me~)

Harley, who was in the cafeteria, looked down at her toes...... Only grow tall, not bears! A veritable Harry Potter small~

So, Harley, who was very unhappy, asked Ron with a rude face: "Why do you guys like big ones?" ”

Ron, who was eating, didn't raise his head: "...... The little ones we have ourselves! ”

"Hahahaha~" Jerry almost didn't laugh until he lost his breath.

Ron added, "But Harley, don't be afraid, you don't have breasts." ”

Duang, that's a punch!

Malfoy's sense of crisis came at once: "I just like the little ones!" ”

Duang, another punch!

Hallie: "Neville, you say! ”

Neville saw that the two people in front of him had blue circles under their eyes, and Harry's eyes were blazing blue and his fists were smoking, and he stammered in fright: "Ah...... Oh, ah, Abba Aba! Abba Aba! ”

Hallie slapped the table: "Speak to me!" ”

Neville: "Ugh...... You still have it. ”

Before Hallie could smile, Jerry on the side patted Neville on the shoulder, "Congratulations, Neville, you've learned to lie!" ”

Duang, another punch!

According to research, when the human body is in love, it secretes a lot of love hormones. It can be distracting and produce pleasurable hormones called phenylethylamine, which will make you desperate to be with the other person. But the peak of phenylethylamine concentration is only six to four years, and this is the time for a relationship. Therefore, people themselves are not long-term creatures, and unswerving love to death is against nature, so when people get married, they should not say anything like this, whether they are poor or rich, I will not leave you. Instead, put my hands on selfish genes and evolutionary psychology and swear that I will go against my instincts, rebel against my nature, and love you forever......

(End of chapter)