"Spider-san, may I ask what kind of spider are you?"

"How old are you?"

"What's the salary?"

"Do you know how to weave a net?"

"Are you a man or a woman?"

"Did you find someone?"

"Have you bought a car or a house?"

Wang Ge put the spider in the palm of his hand, held it parallel to his eyes, and asked a serious question.

Spider-sang ignored him and climbed up his arm from the palm of his hand.

"Ignoring me? Spider San, if your mom is here, she will definitely scold you for being rude. ”

Wang Ge said seriously.

Spider-san still ignored him.

Wang Ge didn't care, and continued to entertain himself and talk to himself: "Well, look at your red hard shell, I think you should be a girl......"

“……”

When Chen Yanxi came out of the kitchen with the food, he saw Wang Ge holding the spider in one hand and the mobile phone in the other hand to show the spider, and in the mobile phone was a very beautiful picture of the two-dimensional spider girl and the beautiful girl.

"Spider Sang, do you see it, you will change like her in the future, hey, when you succeed, brother, I will take you to eat Tang monk meat to ......"

Wang Ge said to the spider with a serious face.

“…… You also like to talk to animals. ”

Chen Yanxi put the food on the table and said.

"Also?"

Wang Ge was puzzled.

"It's Li Zhimeng."

Chen Yanxi took off her apron and said, "She was like you two days ago, saying some nonsense to this spider. ”

"What did she say?" Wang Ge asked curiously.

"She let the spider bite her."

"Huh?"

Wang Ge was stunned for a moment, "Could it be that she is also a shaking M?" ”

"Huh?"

Chen Yanxi looked puzzled.

"Ahem, it's nothing, it's just a hobby." Wang Ge waved his hand, fooled over, and opened the topic and asked, "Why did she let the spider bite her?" ”

"She said she wanted to be a superhero, to uphold justice, to punish evil and promote good." Chen Yanxi said, "And let me call her Peter Li, or Dream Weaver Parker." ”

Wang Ge: "......"

"Very well, worthy of her."

He looked disdainful, "It's really stupid enough, and she doesn't want to think about it, this spider can't even weave webs, how can she become Spider-Man." ”

…… You're no better off if you want to turn a spider into a beautiful girl, right?

Chen Yanxi pursed his lips, didn't speak, turned around and went back to the kitchen to get chopsticks.

"At most, it's just to turn her into a spider spirit who can only crawl around on the ground."

When Chen Yanxi came out, Wang Ge added.

Chen Yanxi put the chopsticks on the table in front of him, but he suddenly thought of something, and his eyes lit up: "Li Zhimeng is a big spider spirit, the cram school in the cat café is Pansi Cave, and the other little girls are a group of little spider spirits!" Hey, vivid and concrete, I'm a genius. ”

Chen Yanxi thought for a while, "They are spider spirits, so you are centipede spirits?" ”

"Huh?" Wang Ge was stunned.

"Don't they always call you brother?"

Chen Yanxi said, "In Journey to the West, the brother of the spider spirit is the centipede spirit. ”

"How can the spider's brother be a centipede, the species are different."

Wang Ge looked determined, "It's definitely not my brother." ”

"Aren't you their own brother?"

Chen Yanxi said.

Wang Ge: "......"

Damn, that's right.

"Then don't call me a centipede."

Wang Ge waved his hand, "When you're out of the house, you want to call me—uh......"

I remember that centipede spirit has a very domineering title, what is that title?

He pondered for a long time, but didn't come up with it, but Chen Yanxi reminded understandingly: "Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord." ”

"That's right! Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord! ”

Wang Ge didn't blush, and immediately said, "When you go out, you have to call the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord." ”

"Okay."

Chen Yanxi nodded slightly, "It's time to wash your hands and eat, Lord Demon Lord." ”

"Hahaha."

This shout of Lord Demon Monarch made Wang Ge feel comfortable and greatly satisfied his vanity.

"Love you Xixi."

He gestured to Chen Yanxi, put the little spider back in the breeding box, and went to the kitchen to wash his hands with a smile.

Chen Yanxi shook his head and smiled slightly.

……

Chen Yanxi's cooking was as delicious as ever, and Wang Ge was very satisfied.

After eating, he took the initiative to take on the responsibility of washing the dishes.

Although Chen Yanxi doesn't care about who will wash the dishes, he is not here to be an uncle after all.

"You carry the burden, I lead the horse, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills......"

Wang Ge hummed a song in his mouth, and the action of brushing the dishes in his hands was also not slow.

Although he is a pampered young master, after being with Gu Panyan, he has done a lot of housework such as washing dishes.

After all, Gu Panyan is occasionally quite lazy.

"I want to go from south to north, and I want to go from white to ......black," Wang Ge continued to hum chaotically, "dare to ask where the road is, the road is under your feet......"

Singing and singing, there was a slight sound of footsteps behind him.

Immediately afterwards, Chen Yanxi's voice sounded:

"Do you want to eat the cherries I just bought?"

Wang Ge glanced back, Chen Yanxi was holding a plate, the cherries on the plate were red, big and full, bright and dripping, and he had an appetite when he looked at it.

So he immediately said, "Eat!" ”

Chen Yanxi pinched a cherry with his fingers and fed it to his mouth, Wang Ge opened his mouth and ate it into his mouth.

"Well, it's sweet, it's delicious."

Wang Ge turned his head and spit the nucleus into the trash can next to him, and said with a smile.

Chen Yanxi pursed his lips.

"I'm going to eat it again."

Wang Ge said.

"I'll put it here, you can take it yourself."

Chen Yanxi said.

"I'm washing the dishes, how can I eat it myself."

Wang Ge said confidently.

"Isn't there a fruit stalk on it? It doesn't matter if you wash the dishes. ”

Chen Yanxi was puzzled.

"No matter."

Wang Ge simply played a scoundrel, "I want you to feed me, otherwise I won't eat." ”

Chen Yanxi: "......"

"Then don't eat it, I'll eat it myself."

She said deliberately.

“…… How can you do that!? ”

Wang Ge looked incredulous, "Don't you love me, Xixi?" I'm a big fan of yours, and you're doing this to me? Can you bear it? ”

The corners of Chen Yanxi's mouth curled up slightly, and he didn't speak, but picked up another cherry and put it to Wang Ge's mouth.

Wang Ge was satisfied and ate it deliciously.

After spitting out the nucleus, he opened his mouth again unceremoniously: "I still have to eat." ”

After taking another one and feeding it to Wang Ge, Chen Yanxi said, "Okay, you can eat it yourself, I still have to feed Xiaoge." ”

"No, feed me first."

“…… You've already eaten, but Xiaoge hasn't eaten yet. ”

"I don't care."

Wang Ge began to make trouble unreasonably, "Is Xiaoge important or am I important?" ”

"Hmmm......"

Chen Yanxi thought for a while, "Xiaoge can only live with me, can you?" ”

“…… Yes? What did you say? I didn't hear you. ”

Wang Ge thought for two seconds, decisively turned his head and washed the dishes seriously, pretending to be stupid while washing, "Oops, there seems to be something wrong with my ear......"

Chen Yanxi couldn't help this guy, shook his head and smiled, put down the cherry, and turned around to prepare food for Xiaoge.

(End of chapter)