Chapter 207: Kittens and Games

"Xixi, come on, persistence is victory!"

"I'll be alive in no time! Last second! ”

"OK, I'm alive, watch me perform."

"Okay, I'm dead again, come on!"

"Okay, you're dead too, come back again, you have to kill this monkey today!"

“……”

"Meow."

Xiaoge lay down in the cat's nest, licked her little paws, and turned her head to look at someone who kept making noises.

The limited IQ is not enough for it to understand why this person is talking so much, it only feels noisy.

In its impression, its shovel officer Chen Yanxi is basically quiet no matter what he does, which is completely different from this human being.

"Meow."

It stood up, looked at the little tail, walked slowly to Chen Yanxi's feet, and rubbed her legs with its little face.

Shovel officer, I want a little male cat~

Chen Yanxi took out a hand and picked it up, gently touched its little head, and threw himself into the game again.

There was also Wang Ge's broken voice next to him: "I'm hiding, I'm jumping, hey, I will definitely be able to pass this time-hey?" Why am I dead again? ”

Chen Yanxi operated carefully, trying to dodge the various attacks sent by the space monkey, and waited for Wang Ge to be resurrected.

"Ahem, I'm going to be serious, next, I'm going to be immortal and supergod!"

Wang Ge began to operate seriously, pretending to be a master without speaking.

"Meow~"

Xiaoge rubbed Chen Yanxi's arm again, raised her head and looked at her with blank eyes.

Shovel officer, I want a little male cat.

"Good, I'll play with you later."

After a misoperation, Mei died under the attack of the space monkey.

Taking advantage of the resurrection time, Chen Yanxi gently rubbed its head.

"Meow."

Probably thinking that the shovel officer was unreliable, Xiaoge listlessly jumped off Chen Yanxi's lap and returned to his cat nest.

"You don't sterilize Xiaoge, that Xiaoge has reached puberty and wants to find a boyfriend, can't you help him find one?"

Wang Ge concentrated on playing the game and said casually.

"I've taken her to parks and stuff like that a few times and wanted her to find it on her own, but every time she just walked around me and didn't go to play with other kittens."

Chen Yanxi said.

"Maybe you're afraid that you'll lose it and run away on your own, right?"

Wang Ge said casually, "I remember that there seems to be an abandoned cat effect, what do you say, cats that have been abandoned once, after experiencing the hardships and dangers outside, will become well-behaved after returning to a warm home again, will Xiaoge be like this?" ”

"Xiaoge was very young when she came home with me, probably not."

Chen Yanxi shook his head, "And the so-called abandoned cat effect is that if the kitten is not well-behaved, throw her away, let her stay outside for a few days and then pick it up, so that she can become well-behaved - in fact, this is just a fantasy, rashly putting the kitten in a strange and dangerous environment will only cause her stress response and lead to disease, and even if it will be good for a few days when it is picked up, it will only be a few days, and the symptoms will not cure the root cause, and the harm will outweigh the benefits." ”

In the space between her words, the character she controlled was once again emptied of the health bar by a round of lasers from the space monkey.

Fortunately, Wang Ge is not dead, and this boss battle will not come again.

"Aren't there a lot of cats in the cat café?"

He said while operating, "Next time we go over, bring Xiaoge over together, and directly let Xiaoge experience the happiness of choosing a concubine for the emperor." ”

“…… The cats in the cat café are all neutered. ”

"Well, I forgot about it...... In this way, it seems that she can only find a boyfriend in a stray cat, after all, most cats at home should be neutered......"

Chen Yanxi let out a "hmm" and pressed the keyboard seriously.

The boss's HP is running out, and she doesn't want to lose this boss battle again because she is single-minded.

Although she is smart, she will often make mistakes when she plays this kind of game that requires operation, and if she is not serious.

Although the difficulty of the operation is not too high in two.

"Well, stray cats......"

Wang Ge seemed to think of something, and joked, "I hope Xiaoge doesn't find a yellow hair who rides ghost fire, and then tells you that it is a good cat, and it will not marry, hahaha." ”

"Yellow-haired ......?"

Chen Yanxi was puzzled, "Are you talking about orange cats?" ”

"Uh...... It means that the cat is not ladylike. ”

"It's not like that in the world of cats."

Chen Yanxi shook his head and said, "The mating between cats and cats is simply driven by estrus hormones and biological reproductive instincts, and there is no emotion. ”

"Got it."

Wang Ge's face suddenly realized, "It means that all male cats are yellow-haired, and it's the same for everyone, right?" ”

Chen Yanxi: "......"

She smiled helplessly, didn't speak again, and concentrated on dodging skills.

As the mud man operated by Wang Ge pressed the button hard, the space monkey was thrown directly off the plane.

The puppeteer operated by Chen Yanxi got into the plane and directly took it for himself.

"Okay, good, finally the last stage."

"Hee-hee, you're flying really well."

"Eat me a shot!"

The space monkey, having lost his plane, shouted meaninglessly: "I will protect Rose!" ”

"Stop, I'm Rose's only friend! She needs me! ”

Unfortunately, the game can only continue if he is defeated.

Wang Ge fired again without mercy, and the space monkeys were finally defeated by them.

Taking advantage of the game's entry into the cutscene, Wang Ge scratched his head and said, "It feels like we're doing something wrong." ”

He's talking about the plot of the game, and the plot that is going on now is that the two characters they are operating want to make their daughter Rose cry in order to save themselves.

And the space monkey is Rose's toy, and when he hears this, he wants to protect Rose, so he attacks the protagonist of the game.

"The game needs to be plotted."

Chen Yanxi shook his head, and then guessed, "Later, they should realize their mistakes, right?" ”

It's a game after all.

"Who knows."

Wang Ge shrugged, then suddenly thought of something and asked, "Do you think your parents will realize their mistakes?" ”

“…… Most likely, not. ”

Chen Yanxi shook his head and said, "It's normal, I think they are wrong, they think I'm wrong, and no one can understand anyone." ”

After a pause, she added, "Just like Mei and Cody in this game." ”

"Okay."

Wang Ge shrugged.

He just asked casually like a casual chatter, and it didn't mean anything else.

Although he did pay attention to Chen Yanxi's parents all the time.

"I can't let you hurt her, I'm her best friend."

In the cutscene, the defeated space monkey says this firmly.

And Cody, the mud man operated by Wang Ge, is still sneering, saying something like "she hasn't played with you for a long time".

(End of chapter)