Chapter 52: Bastard, Where Are You Sticking Me?
"Broken?"
"Broken so easily?"
"Isn't it a peerless sword made from rare minerals?"
"Why is the texture so crispy?"
Leng Kong also saw that this sword was known as a peerless sword, so he wanted to try its hardness.
If the texture is passable, it can be used to impersonate the swordsman.
While the enemy was still waiting for his sword to draw, the fist was already imprinted on his face.
And the swordsman is enough.
After all, when it comes to muscle monsters or something, people hear it. Barbarian!
And the swordsman. That's synonymous with handsome!
He will perfectly transform from a muscle monster to a hard, thick and handsome handsome man!
But it's a pity!
The so-called peerless sword is not pure enough, and it is not hard at all!
I just broke it off directly, and it was completely a parallel import!
"Brittle?"
"You say I'm brittle?"
"Bastard, do you know how strong you are?"
"!"
"And if it weren't for those bastard experts at the museum, how could I have been broken by you so easily?"
Anubis was in a state of mind.
What it hates most now is not the cold sky, but those so-called cultural relics protection experts!
Hemp eggs, it's okay if you don't protect it, but if you protect it, its purity has dropped a few bits!
Anubis feels like he's been able to maintain his current strength after decades of being protected by the museum.
As we all know, before the experts came, the cultural relics were in good condition, and when the experts came, the protected cultural relics had to at least peel off their skin, and the more serious ones were directly unrecognizable.
Cangzhou Iron Lion: "Woo. Just call me by name! ”
"But you are. It's broken! ”
Leng Kong stabbed Anubis in the body and mind again, and then his palm was stuck in the back of the sword and shook slightly, shaking the hilt out of the young man's hand.
"What happened?"
"I've killed someone?
"And it's my father who killed me?"
"Ahh
The magic sword left his body, his consciousness returned to his place, and the memory of slaughtering his father and uncle came to mind, and the boy let out a scream of terror.
"Devil!"
"There is a devil living in this sword!"
When the eye touched the Anubis Sword again, it was like seeing a terrifying demon running away.
"No, don't you run?"
"Take me with you if you want to run!"
"Otherwise, what will I do if you run away?"
Seeing that the host abandoned his sword and escaped, Anubis was depressed.
It's a sword, and although it has the ability to be a stand-in, if it doesn't have a host, it's still a sword, the kind that won't move!
"Okay, now let's talk about what is Dior's transcendent power?"
"I'm already!"
"Haha."
Leng Kong held the sword that was only half cut in his right hand, and flicked the blade of the sword with his left hand, and returned to the ship in small steps.
"Hungry and thirsty?"
"Haha."
"It's a pity you don't have a chance!"
The sword suddenly appeared with a dog-headed phantom, and rushed to the cold sky brain with a wild laugh!
The host is gone, and finding another one is it, which is its core ability.
And also with the strength of this muscle monster, as long as . As long as they can control their physical bodies, why Jonathan and Jotaro are not killed casually?
"Haha."
"Now you're mine!"
Kobold Anubis uttered the mantra of the cold sky harvesting physique.
"Mind body?"
"I'm familiar with this! Haha."
Leng Kong's eyes narrowed slightly, and the soul phantom came out of his body, and the soul body also held a 4-meter-long katana in his hand.
"Mind Slash!"
Boom!
Ten knives in one second, ten deep knife marks appeared on the dog's head body in an instant,
"How. How can it be? ”
"How could you possibly attack my Soul Illusion?
"That's what Master Dior can't do!"
Anubis's frantically spewing essence (the soul body has no blood) condensed into a substantial body quickly dissipated, and only after it was almost transparent did he stop jetting back to the blade.
Click
As an alternative life form, the soul is the foundation of Anubis, and after a large loss of essence, the sword body also burst out of the Dao cracks at the same time.
Click. Click!
In the end, it was directly broken.
"Am I pushing too hard?"
"It's not going to kill you, is it?"
Seeing that the Anubis sword was cracked for a while, only the blade of the finger-length blade was still stuck on the hilt, and Leng Kong was speechless and covered his face.
"That's right, a little harder.!"
After Anubis broke in two, the sword body became even more brittle, and it was only after being slashed with an intention that the sword body was about to collapse.
"Hey, are you dead?"
"Don't die!"
"You haven't told me how strong Dior really is?"
Leng Kong was anxious, but he flicked Anubis's remaining sword very lightly, and he really didn't dare to use it hard.
"Stop playing"
Anubis's extremely weakened voice sounded faintly: "If I play again, my last bit of body will collapse." ”
"Yo, aren't you dead yet?"
"Good, good! Haha"
Cold Sky quickly retracted his fingers.
"Teacher"
Seeing Leng Kong returning with a smile, Er Qiao immediately asked, "What's so happy?" ”
"This sword says that Dio is very strong, I'm excited!"
"There's hope for the future again, haha."
Leng Kong shook the broken sword in his hand that was almost only the handle, and smiled.
"Dior?"
Talking about this, Er Qiao was so energetic, he didn't care about being afraid of going crazy in the cold air, and his body came over quickly.
"What does it say?"
"What are Dior's abilities?"
"I don't know yet, it only says that Dior's stand-in "world" is powerful beyond all abilities in the world. ”
"Isn't that interesting?"
"Haha."
Er Qiao asked tentatively, "Haven't you said it yet?" Why don't you ask him? I'm familiar with this! ”
"Yes!"
Leng Kong handed the hilt of the sword to Er Qiao, "Be careful, this thing is very brittle, with a little more force, it will fall apart." ”
"Brittle?"
"Your whole family is brittle!"
Hearing Leng Kong say that it fell apart with a little more force, Anubis hid in the remnant sword and complained fiercely,
Dead perverted!
Who can match yours in strength?
Wipe!
"It's okay, I'm measured!"
Er Qiao took the sword and deliberately sank into the river to wash off the stains on it.
"Bastard, where are you sticking me?"
"I didn't know that I was badly injured now, and it would rust if I got wet, idiot!"
Anubis felt that Erjo was even more unreliable than the museum experts, and after knowing that Leng Kong didn't want to die, he immediately pretended to be again,
"Remember, first rub my body hot with the finest deerskin, then apply a little sword polish with cotton yarn to evenly coat my whole body, wait for another three minutes, and then continue to massage my whole body vigorously with the deerskin, rather than to warm my body."
"In this way, I can better remove impurities on the cutting surface, and let me better attract substances such as calcium and festophobia."
"The question hasn't been answered yet, and you want to enjoy it first?"
Seeing that a sword would be more enjoyable than himself, Er Qiao's eyelids trembled when he heard it, but it was about Dior, so he still suppressed his unhappiness and said softly,
"It's okay if you want to enjoy it!"
"Tell me what Dior is capable of, and I'll give you a full set."
Anubis's voice was very loud: "Don't be delusional, I, Anubis, will not betray others even if I die." ”
"Death doesn't betray others?"
"Hey, hey. I just like the hard guys! ”
Er Qiao took the hilt of the sword and sank into the water again,
"Listen to you, it rusts when it gets wet?"
"Or I'll sink you to the bottom of the Nile?"
"Huh, you're scaring me?"
Anubis had a weak heart and a loud voice.
"You say. This? ”
Er Qiao's palm was released, and the hilt of the sword sank rapidly.
"Don't!"
"Don't!"
"Catch me, fish me up, I said. I'll say everything! ”
Seeing that Er Qiao really dared to let go, Anubis panicked, he didn't want to sink into the mud at the bottom of the river forever and never see the light of day.
What's more, under the corrosion of water, there is no eternity, and it will not take a few days for his remaining body to rust.
"Wouldn't it have been nice to say that earlier?"
With a flick of his wrist, the thin vines tied to the hilt of the sword quickly retracted, and pulled Anubis out of the water again.
"Dior."
Anubis greedily took two breaths of fresh air and said cautiously, "Lord Dior's 'world' can stop the world from turning, so there is no way you can defeat him!" ”
"Stop the world from turning?"
Er Qiao was puzzled: "What do you mean?" ”
Literally, "world" can pause time! ”
Anubis was shocked by the power of the "world", and then he surrendered to Dio, so he could know the true ability of the "world"!
"Time pause?"
"Impossible!"
Er Qiao gaffe and roared, "How can there be such an outrageous stand-in?" ”
is also the bloodline of Joestar, the platinum star awakened by his grandson Jotaro can be called invincible, and Dio, who occupies his grandfather's body, has time and time, and he is sandwiched in the middle, how can he be a purple hermit?
What's going on?
Play against it, right?
"I told the intelligence, believe it or not, now go find the deerskin and wipe my body."
Anubis added, "Remember, the best deerskins!" ”
"Okay, just wait at the bottom of the river!"
"Maybe there's a fine deerskin floating over!"
Erqiao let go of his hand, and this time he didn't help the vines.
Wave!
The water splashed and the hilt of the sword sank straight.
"Bastard, you cross the river and tear down the bridge!"
"Don't. Don't! ”
"It's going to rust, I just can't hold up with this little body!"
"I don't want a full set, fish me up, fish me up!"
"Bastard, stop the boat and catch me!"
"Bastard!"
"Shameless villain!"
"Bastard!"
"You Joestar family are all bastards!"
Seeing that the bottom of the boat was drifting farther and farther away on the surface of the water, Anubis, who sank at the bottom of the river, exploded.
He didn't expect that Da Qiao's grandson Er Qiao, his character could be so inferior, and he said it before, as long as he said the information about Lord Dior, he would give himself a full set, as a result
As a result, as soon as the information was spoken, he lay down at the bottom of the river?
What is this called?
Didn't Mistress Dior say that Big Joe was a real gentleman?
How is it that his grandson is so virtuous?
No, you still have to save yourself!
The transparent dog's head emerged from the hilt of the sword, staring at the fish in the water,
"Hey little fish, come to me!"
"I've got good stuff here!"
"Come here, just touch me lightly!"
Xiao Yu didn't hear Anubis's enthusiastic shout, but felt that the position was extremely cold, and exuded a thick ominousness, and disappeared in an instant with a flick of his tail.
"Cut, don't be afraid, I still have a crab brother!"
Seeing that the little fish was so ignorant, Anubis set his eyes on a few crabs with teeth and claws,
"Oh, the crab guy over there, please, take me to the shore, right?"
"I'll give you something to eat!"
Shout!
The crab's perception is not bad, and it runs away with two large pincers.
"Hey, wait"
"Brother Crab, don't abandon me!"
Anubis was promoted from little brother to big brother, but he still couldn't keep the crab.
"Help!"
"Help!"
"If it goes on like this, I'll be rusty in less than two days!"
Time passes, dead silence at the bottom of the river
Anubis God, slowly stop thinking!
Its last thought was that the local fish and crabs were too indifferent, and there was no human touch at all!
At this time, Leng Kong and the others had already followed the river to the city of Luxor, which was located in the middle of the Egyptian continent, which was also called the city of Thebes in ancient Egyptian times.
Er Qiao leaned the boat on a remote river bank at random, "Let's go, go to the city to rest for a night, I can't hold back and want to go to the toilet." ”
"Toilets?"
Speaking of the toilet, Bobo's brows instantly furrowed: "The toilet here won't have a pig's head, right?" ”
"How is that possible?"
"The customs are different from place to place, and there are no pigs under the toilet here."
Er Qiao waved his hand easily, showing that he understood very well, and then jumped ashore to find the toilet.
“Oh,My,God!”
Then the crowd faintly heard his exclamation behind them.
It turns out that the toilets in the Egyptian wilderness not only do not have pigs' heads, but also have no water, so they just dig a hole in the sand and put a plastic sheet around the fence to cover it.
As soon as Er Qiao entered the toilet, he saw the wind roll the stick out of the dung pit, and flew out of the toilet with his heels, and finally drifted away with the wind.
Because the air is dry, the toilets here are not flushed, but wind-blown!
The most important thing is that there is a bucket of sand in the place where the paper is placed.
What does this mean?
Wipe your ass with sand too?
Holy!
People say that the mountains eat the mountains, the sea eats the sea, and Egypt depends on the sand, so . Sand too?
Outrageous!
It's a big offshoot!
"Forget it!"
"I'll bear with it and wait until the hotel is on again."
Er Qiao felt that his aging bladder could endure it any longer.
"Huh?"
"What is this?"
Out of the toilet, Er Qiao found that an electric plug board was actually installed on the lonely stone pillar.
"Is it for tourists to recharge?"
"But does this thing have electricity?"
Erqiao looked left and right, but he didn't find any wires passing through.
"An old electrician once said that if there is electricity or not, you will know by touching it!"
Zizi
"Mom, I'm electrocuted!"
"Is there a wire connected to the ground?"
A certain second cargo was turned to the ground by electricity, and I was still thinking about how the electricity came from.
"The more things you can't touch, the more people want to touch them! Hey, hey."
After Er Qiao left, a white-haired girl with a graceful figure, wearing a red hoodie, a small short skirt and black stockings on her legs made a complaining sound.
Then he snapped his fingers comfortably, and the electric plug board on the stone pillar disappeared directly.
"When I get here, it's not far from Luo, and it won't take more than two days to get there."
After booking the room, everyone sat in the restaurant to order food again, and on the way Er Qiao spoke,
"It's time to face the last Dior, everyone have a good night's rest today and prepare for the big battle!"
"That.?"
Emperor Holholhols, who had a very low sense of presence, suddenly raised his hand,
"That Dior's ability is known."
"But what are you going to do about it?"
"This ability feels very incomprehensible, after the time is suspended, we may not even know how to die.
"Why don't you break up?"
"Otherwise, if you don't kill Dior, Dior will definitely kill me, the leading party."
Er Qiao seemed confident: "Don't worry, this is easy to solve!" ”
"It's easy to solve the problem of time stopping?"
Holhous didn't believe it at all, feeling that Er Qiao was fooling himself.
"Hmm!"
Er Qiao nodded confidently,
"The ability to stop time is unsolvable, but Dio is a vampire, which is easy to solve, you must know that the vampires I solved are not a thousand, but also three hundred, and the weakness is too obvious."
Jotaro raised his head: "Old man, what can you do?" ”
"The way is to attack during the day!"
"It's that simple?"
"Simple? Huh"
Erqiao smiled, "It's because there is Holhous, and if he didn't lead the way, we wouldn't be able to determine Dior's specific location, nor can we determine the time of encountering him." ”
"And with Holhaus, we'll be ready to go to war with Dior."
"I'll let Dior know that times have changed and vampires can't hide!"
"In this case, I'll go make a phone call and get ready to ignite the fire. Haha."
With that, Er Qiao borrowed a phone from the hotel, and then asked the SPW Foundation to contact the local underground organization in Cairo and prepare a large amount of gasoline, firearms, and cannons for him.
His previous words were not arrogance, but he was ready to blow up Dio directly by plowed the ground with cannonballs in broad daylight.
Finally, he's ready to play big!
(End of chapter)