Chapter 53: Not only have I beaten a 4-year-old ghost, but I can also fight a 6-year-old!
Nothing to say all night,
Leng Kong, Jotaro, and Bobo were already eating breakfast in the hotel restaurant, only Er Qiao turned from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, and slept 180 degrees before touching his old waist and getting up tired.
I don't know why, his body's magnetic field seems to be messed up.
Far from resting well, I felt more tired this night.
"Is it close to Dior, is the pressure getting bigger?"
Rubbing his face and walking into the bathroom, he opened the gate to release the miscellaneous water that had been deposited overnight, and suddenly felt a lot more relaxed.
After washing for ten minutes, Er Qiao just wanted to go out, a metal chair seemed to be subject to some kind of suction, and it hit his back with a bang, and the doorknob was also attached to his front crotch.
"What's going on?"
"Is this a new way to attract customers?"
Er Qiao was speechless and pushed away the chair, and then pulled open the door and successfully walked out of the door.
"Where are you going to play today?"
"The Temple of Karnak is good, let's go find something similar!"
Two young girls in the corridor talked about today's play plan and walked in front of Er Qiao.
Yi.
invisible magnetic field activation,
At the moment when the girl passed by Er Qiao, the skirt with metal buttons was attracted by gravity, and suddenly pulled high in the direction of Er Qiao, and the white little inner was unobstructed, but unfortunately because it was passing by each other's backs, Er Qiao had no chance to see this beautiful scene.
"How dare you lift my skirt?"
"Great pervert!"
The bottom of the skirt was lifted, and the girl immediately showed the same face of the ghost,
"Die!"
"Perverted old man!
The tender white fist quickly imprinted on Er Qiao's face, and blood flew out.
Er Qiao, who was innocently beaten, touched his face and looked at the two girls who fled quickly after beating someone, full of doubts.
"What the hell?"
"It's inexplicable!"
Knock knock
At this moment, another old lady who walked leisurely, using an umbrella as a crutch, but dressed in heavy makeup, came from the corridor again.
Yi.
The invisible magnetic field re-emerges,
The old woman's skirt, which was also decorated with metal, was also pulled up towards Erqiao like a girl.
This time, Er Qiao saw it clearly, because the skirt was sucked into his face.
"Oops!"
The bottom of her skirt was lifted, and instead of being angry, the old woman was full of surprise, pretending to be shy and throwing an electric eye at Er Qiao, and then said hungrily,
"How dare you dare to pursue me in this way?"
"I love it, though!"
"Why don't you go to the room?"
“Oh,My,God!”
Facing the old woman's hungry and thirsty eyes, Er Qiao turned around and ran,
"Something is wrong!"
"Something is wrong!"
Erqiao was confused by a series of unexpected events.
Woohoo!
Another streamer flashed from the field of vision, and immediately raised his hand to block,
In the next second, the forearm was covered with knives, forks and rice spoons, and even the metal food cart full of cutlery was ready to move under gravity.
"This is.?"
"Has my body become a magnet?"
Seeing this scene, Er Qiao finally understood that it was his body that was wrong, and at the same time as the knives and forks of the dining car flew up, his heels turned sharply and he drove at great speed.
"It hurts!"
But even though he was already fast, several knives and forks were still stuck in his back.
"What's going on?"
"I didn't see the stand-in, why did my body become a magnet?"
"Really?"
"Could it be the power strip?"
Running out of the corridor and stepping on the escalator, Er Qiao's mind flashed that he had touched the electric door yesterday because he was curious.
"Damn it!"
"Sure enough, you can't touch it, something is wrong now!"
With a sigh of complaint, Er Qiao raised his legs and was about to speed down the stairs to the restaurant to meet the teacher in the cold air, but only then did he find that his body was sucked by the elevator tracks again, and as time went by, the magnetic force was gradually strengthening.
Woohoo!
Suddenly, another long metal chain flew out from the woman in front of her, one end wrapped around Er Qiao's hands and body, and the other fell into the gap between the escalators.
Smack!
The gradually increasing suction force accidentally put Erjola lying on the escalator directly, and was about to be involved at the bottom of the escalator.
"Oops!"
Er Qiao raised his head with difficulty, and the perfect leg shape wrapped in two black stockings appeared in front of him, this leg can play for at least a year, and then there is a straight butt on it, but unfortunately it was blocked by the miniskirt and couldn't see it all.
Although the legs can play for the year, Er Qiao didn't have the heart to appreciate this, but yelled at the woman,
"Hey, the young lady in the miniskirt in front of you has a big incident!"
"The chain on your body is wrapped around my body and is dragging me into the escalator, please help me press the emergency stop button at the bottom of the elevator!"
"Otherwise, if I continue, my body will be crushed by the escalator!"
"Hey, did you hear that?"
"Huh."
The woman's head was half sideways, revealing most of her face obscured by a red hood, and chuckled, "Enjoy, Joseph!" ”
"Could it be. Are you the new stand-in killer? ”
Er Qiao frowned,
"That's right, as long as you fall under the magnetic spell of my stand-in 'Goddess Batht', your body will turn into a large magnet, and over time, the magnetic force will continue to increase until it crushes you to death. Hee-hee."
Seeing that Er Qiao was already dead, the woman generously admitted it.
"It's really you, then I'm not afraid of hitting the wrong person!"
Seeing that the woman automatically revealed her identity, Er Qiao didn't pretend anymore.
"Well, can you still fight back?"
The woman looked at Er Qiao's embarrassed appearance lying on all fours, and a contemptuous smile appeared on her face.
"Don't look too much at me, little old man!"
Er Qiao propped his hands on the escalator, and his body emitted a rippling light,
"Muscles!"
Then he shouted, and the muscles around him agitated wildly,
Zheng Zheng!
The thin metal chains that wrapped around the hands and feet were broken in an instant, and then the explosive muscles that expanded in a circle also burst the clothes.
"Purple Hidden!"
Then the vines poured out and wrapped around the woman at great speed.
"How is that possible?"
The stand-in is just an additional magnetism, and the woman, whose physical fitness is only a little stronger than ordinary people, was instantly tied up into an extremely shameful posture by the thick and long vines, which made her already convex and warped figure even more explosive.
"How is that possible? Huh."
Erqiao tore off the top that was bursting with muscles, revealing the swollen muscles covering his upper body and striding out of the elevator.
"You know that my name is Teacher Lengkong, haven't you ever thought about what he taught me?"
"I think that back then, my grandfather Jonathan could even tear off an arm-thick chain, and I have been trained by the teacher's limit, how could I be locked by a chain that is not as thick as a finger?"
"Woman, you underestimate the old man and me too much!"
The big hand reached forward and clasped the back of the woman's neck, and then carried it in his hand like a chicken.
"Hiss."
The muscular old man was open-chested and exposed, and the young beauty was artistically trapped, this magical combination suddenly made the passers-by in the hall look at it intently, and the mouth was still sobbing cold.
"It's him!"
"That's him!"
"It was this old man who teased my skirt in the corridor on the second floor just now!"
Just when the global warming was about to turn out because of the onlookers, the two girls who had just passed by Er Qiao in the corridor appeared with security guards.
And after seeing the goddess Bath who was tied up by Er Qiao, and the explosive muscles of the other party, his expression instantly became nervous, and he yelled at the walkie-talkie for the first time,
"Alert!"
"Alert!"
"There is a terrifying demon in the hotel lobby, after continuously lifting the bottom of the women's skirts, it is not enjoyable, and the beautiful women are forcibly tied in broad daylight.
"Request reinforcements!"
"Request for reinforcements, the prisoners are very large and have thick muscles!"
"I'm not forgetting it!"
Er Qiao still wanted to explain, but when he saw that the security guard had already pulled out the electric baton and rushed towards him, he gave up instantly, grabbed Goddess Baste under his armpit and ran reflexively.
Ripple Walk!
"Teacher, Jotaro, I can't stay here, let's go!"
When passing by the restaurant, I didn't forget to shout inside.
"That black shadow that flew by like a big mouse just now is Mr. Joseph?"
Bobo, who happened to be sitting opposite the doorway, had a confused expression.
Seriously, if Er Qiao hadn't deliberately shouted, he really wouldn't have recognized that the black shadow was Er Qiao, because the speed was too fast, and it would have disappeared with a bang.
"Satyr!"
"Catch the big pervert!"
"Call the police. Call the police, be sure to eradicate this scum. ”
Later, a large group of security guards with electric batons were seen pouring through the door.
Bobo looked at the cold sky in confusion, "No, Master Tai, did you hear what happened?" ”
"I didn't really listen."
Leng Kong slightly withdrew his attention from the food, "It seems that Xiao Qiao lifted the bottom of someone's skirt when he saw a woman after going out, went downstairs and tied a sexy beauty with a stand-in vine and ran away." ”
"I'm rubbing, is Mr. Joseph playing so wild?"
Bobo had a look on his face that all men understood.
"Although the old man is unreliable, he is not so outrageous, there should be a hidden secret!"
"In this case, you guys hurry up and eat and I'll go over and have a look first."
Jotaro, who has always been unhappy with his grandfather, explained for Er Qiao, because he can't afford to lose this person if he doesn't explain!
Seeing that Jotaro was also led away, a shrunken man wearing half-rimmed sunglasses and a horizontal ball on his head stood behind the stone pillar at the entrance of the elevator, looking at the three people and one dog who were still in the restaurant from a distance.
"Malaya, that woman is too weak!"
"Look at my Uncle Aresi, how do you deal with these little bugs for Lord Dior."
The lewd man's expression is very confident, because the so-called body and muscles are vulnerable in front of his ability!
"Huh?"
The cold air that was enjoying the food sensed murderous, and raised his head violently with the steak in his mouth,
"What's the matter, Master?"
Bobo, who was feeding Izzy, immediately asked when he saw the cold air reaction.
"Murderous!"
Leng Kong's eyes narrowed slightly, and his gaze swept over the entire restaurant, but he found nothing, because the lewd man just glanced outside the restaurant and went out to squat.
His stand-in ability is very strong, but his body is very weak, so for the sake of safety, the best tactic is to squat and settle down and solve them one by one.
"Murderous?"
"Is it the new stunt killer?"
Because of his size, Cold Sky usually eats a lot, and Bobo, who has already finished eating, is idle and bored, and his eyes light up when he hears a new enemy.
"Why don't I take Izzy out to see?"
"Okay, be careful."
Leng Kong nodded, and his attention returned to food, without the passion and pleasure of fighting, he was left with the hobby of food.
"Don't worry, we're strong!"
"Izzy, let's go!"
Bobo touched his broom head and went out handsomely, leaving the emperor alone to continue to watch the cold sky eat frantically.
Boom!
In the garden in front of the hotel, a child who was playing with the house accidentally hit the lewd man with a mud bucket, and the gray mud also wet his trouser legs.
The lewd man's expression suddenly froze, and his big eyes quickly glanced around, and then squatted down to look at the child who fell to the ground with a friendly face.
"Kid, you didn't cry when you fell, it's so good!"
The child nodded in fear: "Mm-hmm."
The lewd man asked kindly again: "Little brother, how old are you?" ”
"Four or four years old!"
The child timidly stretched out four fingers.
"It's only four years old, that's great!"
The corners of the lewd man's mouth turned up, "What about your father?" ”
"At work!"
"What about Mom?"
"Do your laundry at home!"
"So Mom and Dad aren't here, that's great!"
The corners of the lewd man's mouth were pulled higher and higher, "Then did you come out to play alone?" Or do you have other relatives with you? ”
"No, it's just me!"
The child nodded honestly.
"Alone?"
After confirming that the child really didn't have a helper, the lewd man suddenly changed his face,
"Then I can beat you up!"
"Alone, alone, you dare to splash mud on my pants, little ghost, you are looking for a fight!"
"Wow wow. Mom"
"I want Mommy!"
There is no doubt that the four-year-old child was beaten and cried by a cautious lewd man
"I said, such a young child, you can do it?"
As soon as Bobo arrived at the garden, he saw the lewd man beating up the four-year-old child, and he was speechless.
"Well, it's Polunarev, are you also alone?"
"Exactly! Haha"
Seeing that Bobo also appeared alone, the lewd man smiled.
"Alone?"
"How could I be alone, Izzy."
Bobo looked down, and found that Izzy who came out with him, I didn't know what had run away, and hurriedly searched around, only to see Izzy leading two female pet dogs with delicate hairstyles into the garden grass.
"Rub, dead dog!"
Cursing, his gaze returned to the lewd man,
"Know my name?"
"That's a stand-in killer!"
"Silver Chariot!"
After messing with Er Qiao for a long time, Bobo's quality level has also dropped sharply, and as soon as he realized that something was wrong, he immediately summoned a stand-in.
"Whether it's or not, eat my sword first!"
"Lightning Company"
"Huh?"
Bobo was just about to control the silver chariot to perform lightning stabs, when he suddenly found that two scarlet eyes suddenly appeared under the shadow under the lewd man's feet, and spread towards him at great speed, and the powerful sense of crisis instantly made him instinctively jump.
"Sure enough, it's a stand-in messenger!"
"Silver Chariot Strikes!"
The body landed, Bobo had a smug smile on his face, and with a wave of his hand, the silver chariot rushed towards the lewd man.
Smack!
As a result, the lewd man pulled out a large pair of scissors, and like a fly, he directly whipped the pocket version of the silver chariot to the ground.
"How. What's going on? ”
"How did my silver chariot become so small?"
Looking at the silver chariot, which was not as big as a fist, Bobo was stunned.
"Hee-hee. Not only is it a stand-in, but you're also getting smaller! ”
"Now you know why I'm beating a four-year-old, right?"
"It's because I'm looking for a feel, haha."
The lewd man looked at the child-like Bobo and laughed proudly,
"Although you have a keen sense and jump in time when my abilities are activated, you still stay at the age of 6 or 7, but."
"But I can fight at the age of 6! Haha."
The lewd man carried a large pair of scissors and walked step by step towards the child Bobo.
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(End of chapter)