Chen Yue was stunned for a moment, and quickly took a closer look around.

A lump of crimson things was evident in the fog as people waved their arms.

In fact, when friends in the south are about to go to the bathhouse with large bags and small bags, friends in the north only need to take a look at it, and they can hit the nail on the head in one sentence:

What about bath towels?

Bath towels are the second biggest blind spot for southerners in bathing centers.

The first time I saw a bath towel, Chen Yue thought it was a low-profile version of microwave oven gloves.

After learning that the function of the bath towel is to rub mud, the usual first reaction of southerners is, how can I take a bath once a day, how can I rub out the mud!

However, this group of southerners still can't avoid the most down-to-earth philosophical law of the 21st century - the law of true fragrance.

After rubbing left and right, after 360 degrees of rubbing without letting go of their fingers, facing the mountains of mud and dirt on the bathing table, the southerners finally admit that the previous baths were all in vain.

After all, southerners don't take a shower, they only take a shower.

What is a shower? That is, you stand under the shower, turn on the shower, rinse for a few minutes, apply shower gel, and rinse for a few more minutes, okay, the wash is finished.

Since then, the mental activity of southerners when bathing in northern bathhouses can be summarized as follows:

70%Is that person looking at me +20%I'm going to wash it quickly+5%Rubbing the bath towel problem+5%The shower head can't be taken off.

Southerners who fall in love with bathing, bath towels generally become a specialty when they go home on vacation, and the magic of rubbing bath towels to the world.

Of course, southern mothers who have never seen a bath towel will still use it as a microwave oven glove.

For southerners, the bath towel is just a bathing utensil, but for northern friends, the bath towel is still a self-cooked artifact.

After all, whether or not someone will help you take a bath is the key to testing the connections of the northern bathhouse.

When the southerners can finally stop caring about the eyes of others and start to concentrate on scrubbing the bath, the seniors next to them will start talking:

Where are the people? How many dormitories are there? What kind of major do you study? What are the specialties of the South? What do you need help with?

The self-acquaintance of the northern seniors is always so generous, natural and comfortable.

When you finally accept to take a shower while chatting, the senior will always say appropriately:

Junior brother, do you want to help you rub your back? I don't think you can rub it.

The self-cooking of the northern seniors is always so timely and insightful.

He already knew that as long as the southern juniors survived the level of rubbing each other's backs, then he would have nothing to fear of the northern bathhouse.

Since then, southerners have been opened up to the second vein of Ren Du, take off their clothes and take a bath in the bathhouse freely, and can also listen to other people's gossip freely.

After all, from jealousy and shame at the beginning to calmness at the end, this kind of sublimation of the heart is very growth-making.

When this group of southerners returned to their hometown to reunite with their high school classmates during the winter vacation, they looked at those students who stayed in the south to study, and they were looking at their younger brothers.

How many roads must a man walk down，

Before you call him a man？

A bathing center is sufficient.

In the eyes of this group of holiday migratory birds, you can even see a kind of confidence.

The bathhouse of the northern school is all about self-reliance.

But the big bathhouse in the society can be a one-stop service of taking off, washing, soaking, steaming, rubbing, pressing, blowing, eating, and playing.

Among them, the bath master is recognized as the number one trump card in the big bathhouse.

In the bathing center where the price is several times higher, the bathing master is naturally the king of kings.

In the eyes of friends in the north, life is not perfect if it has not been rubbed by the bathing master.

But the southerners who have just recovered from the "Jiuchi Meat Forest" have only two worries in their hearts:

First, it is like a cloud.

It's not that he hasn't taken a bath in his previous life, but in this life, as a delicate pig boy who was trained by two girlfriends, he thinks, 'I'm so clean, isn't it blind that I can't rub the mud in the bath?' ’

Second, like Bai Le, at this moment, he even felt that the faucet in the bathroom just now was pediatric.

He is extremely dead now, 'rubbing out so much mud, will he be ridiculed by the uncle?' ’

In the face of Xiao Qing's worries, looking at his back muscles that did not come out of the mud for the first time, the king of the kings who was serving him showed a fierce look on his face: There is no mud in the world that I can't rub!

Qingyun suddenly felt that something was wrong.

He lay on the board, like freshly scalded fish, and the bathing master at the moment was like a knife.

I saw the uncle wave his hand, pour some hot water on his body, and then show off the workplace artifact - rubbing bath towel!

Uncle starts from the neck, rubs his arms, fingers, chest, abdomen, all the way down.

The uncle's first rub often carries the invincible hand strength in the world.

"It doesn't hurt, does it? Do I have heavy hands? ”

Qingyun knows very well that Uncle's sentence is just a work process, just like Mr. Tony asks you, 'Cut it shorter?' Normally, I just be polite to you, and I won't care about your reply at all.

Once you can't hold back, let out a pig-killing howl: "It hurts, it hurts! Uncle taps.", only in exchange for the master's disdain and concern:

"You don't have a little body to rub it, I haven't worked hard yet."

"No weight, no mud. Look at the mud on your body, it's all falling down. ”

But if you don't change your face: "Gaha shouldn't have eaten!" ”

You will ignite the fighting spirit of the uncle with full firepower, and use real technology, so that you can see the world, there is really no mud in the world that he can't rub.

At this time, your ghost crying wolf howl will be higher than you think.

So, don't be pushy, friends from the South.

At this time, Qin Xiangyu, who was rubbing mud next to him, shouted loudly with great enjoyment, 'Cool!' ’

As for the second concern, the southern friends are even more unnecessary.

For the bathing uncle, the northerners who have been bathing for most of their lives can no longer satisfy them.

Only by 'washing all the lead' of the southerners who have never taken a bath, the more old skin they rub out, the more they can reach the pinnacle of their work achievements.

You don't have to worry about anything, just remember the secret words of rubbing mud with the masters:

Pat you on the back and know to turn over; Knock on your feet and you'll know to switch legs; As soon as I rubbed my collarbone, I knew that I had to stretch my neck.

Rubbing with hot water is just a hair rub, and northern friends have a favorite upgraded version of the experience - milk rubbing, also called milk.

However, this enjoyment is generally only enjoyed by women.

After rubbing the mud, pour a bowl of fresh milk evenly on your body, and then massage, which is bound to make every inch of skin on your body full of milk.

In the large bathhouse in the Northeast, the aunts will carry pure milk into the bathhouse, which is all for their skin.

What is richer than milk rubbing is that when you go to the bathhouse, you not only have to beat the milk, but also add salt, sulfur, and honey, a neat and complete set, which is very delicious.

If you don't like milk rubbing, you can also rub wine, vinegar, aloe vera, and richer it, cucumber bath, banana bath, fresh fruit bath......

Bath in all directions.

(End of chapter)