As an abandoned baby who has been beautiful for 21 years, Su Caiwei's sensitivity to people's eyes has actually reached its peak.

The eyes of the big pervert in front of her were like an undisguised hue stuck to her, which made her completely discouraged in her heart inexplicably.

Originally...... He looks at beautiful women so naked......

It's ridiculous, well, that's really his fault.

All it can be said is that his appetite ...... It's too tricky.

Judging from the usual conservative and extremely conservative attire of Qin Manman, that kind of perverted possessiveness does not allow him to be interested in a wife.

After kicking him lightly, Su Caiwei, who didn't know what to say, tied her trench coat on her belt with a red face.

This kick is not so much a kick as a rub.

This level made Emperor Yun embarrassed to use that trick again, so he could only touch his nose, cough twice, and then whispered, "'Body and clothing fashion tape', you deserve it, Watsons has it for sale." ”

He didn't directly say that Su Caiwei would customize the shirt in the future, but put forward the civilian solution of Tang Qianying in the past.

She's not his woman now.

When there is no essential relationship, give this and that, what is the difference between licking a dog?

Su Caiwei was stunned for a moment before she realized what this thing was talking about, and then a pair of fawn eyes suddenly narrowed, "You...... I know a lot! ”

She has heard that many celebrities are using it, but she doesn't know where ordinary people can buy this anti-light artifact, this little rascal actually knows!

Qingyun thought for a while, and then quickly added, "Don't stick directly to the skin, stick between the shirts." ”

Lord Qianying seemed to have made jokes back then, but he was ignorant at the time, and he didn't know what the girls were laughing at, and he only understood it now.

Su Caiwei was a little angry when she heard this, and she wanted to kick him and then turn around and leave.

Maybe it's the experience of a little vixen!

Well, it's definitely that dwarf!

Qin Manman's clothes are basically high-end, and Chen Yue can't use them at all, and he can only be Tang Qianying.

And...... Why should I listen to him and buy that thing!

But with a hum in her heart, Su Caiwei bit her lip and wondered when she would go to the Watsons in Pentagon.

She bought it by herself, and she didn't buy it by listening to the words of this bastard pervert!

Su Caiwei nodded heavily, and then looked up at him with unkind eyebrows.

She wants to theorize with him about her jealousy problem!

Although he was right.

But after all, the two are ambiguous friends who are not lovers, isn't it normal to be jealous?

And in front of Shi Guangyong and Tao Nai Mu Xiangnei, wouldn't it be too strange if he didn't have any expression at all?

Su Caiwei, who had found a theoretical basis, snorted lightly and was ready to attack.

Qingyun saw that her face was wrong, but she immediately spoke, and quickly changed the topic and asked, "My wife is so beautiful, how did she fall in love with Shi Guangyong?" Isn't she afraid that the stone courtyard will age too quickly? ”

In his opinion, it was a bit incredible, Shi Guangyong was at least forty, while Tao Namu Xiangnei was only 25 years old, this age gap was ......

Is this called love?

Su Caiwei glanced at him angrily and scolded 'color embryo'.

The topic shifted away, and just now she just wanted to avoid embarrassment, and the topic she was looking for didn't seem to be able to stand up.

Qingyun shrugged his shoulders, "I didn't talk nonsense, my wife is really beautiful, this age gap, Shiyuan is not worried?" ”

After speaking, he raised his eyebrows at Su Caiwei.

The woman of the cherry blossom country, this cheating rate is ......

It's also a great spectacle in the world.

Okay, he admits to being a bit stereotypical, but think about the future when Shi Guangyong is 60 years old, and his wife seems to be at the age of a wolf and a tiger, this is ......

Intriguing!

As Tao Nai Muxiang's inner recovery has a few friends who can talk, Su Caiwei was indeed a little angry when she heard this, "Qingyun, you are endless!" ”

Not only was she a little angry, but she also thought that he had been holding on to this topic a little tastelessly.

Qingyun shook his head, "Teacher Xiao Su, don't you think it's strange for them to walk together?" Let's say objectively, do you think the two of them have a common language, 3 years and a generation, several generations apart. ”

When Su Caiwei heard this, she raised her little face and glared at him angrily, "Three years and a generation ditch? Qingyun, I am also three years older than you, do you also have a generation gap with me? ”

Qingyun immediately opened his mouth in a shy, "Where can it?" Our ancestors in Xishu have a good religion, 'female junior, hug the gold brick'! ”

"Huh!" Su Caiwei hugged her hand and glanced at him, "Your ancestor of Xishu also taught you to rake your ears, why haven't I seen your ears soft?" ”

The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, and she still wanted to chase her? This thing has never let her!

Emperor Yun blinked his eyes, looked left and right to see that no one was there, and then quickly leaned over to her smooth and soft ears and blew softly, and said in a low but ruffian voice, "If you want my ears to be soft, you have to do this." ”

Su Caiwei's little face, which was already crimson because of the accidental physical contact just now, instantly turned red.

She didn't know if Qingyun's ears were soft or not, but she knew that not only were her ears soft now, but her whole body was almost soft.

There are ambiguous and sultry words in my ears, and after entering my ears, my heart beats faster and faster, plopping and plopping, like a deer running.

She finally understands now why when she was a military advisor in the dormitory before, she clearly told those stupid people, 'Men's mouths deceive ghosts, don't trust them easily', but they seem to be hopeless, their boyfriends are just coaxed, and when they come back, they despise her and say that she has never been in contact with men, she doesn't understand, she just talks on paper.

At the time, she felt that she was Lu Dongbin, but now she understands.

Approximately the distance between them, Qingyun couldn't see the confusion on Su Caiwei's beautiful little face at this time, and in her sight, only a small ear was exposed between her long hair.

The ear in front of him was like a crystal pink jade, small and elegant, it was attached to the jade-white face dyed crimson, and the shape was like a soft crescent moon.

Su Caiwei's ears are very clear, perfectly semi-oval, smooth and without a trace of flaws, when the sun is shining, the girl's ears are like morning dew, crystal clear, and look fresh and natural.

Gently touched, it seems to become a mysterious dream, and the gentle texture is felt between the fingers, which makes people want to care.

Su Caiwei's body trembled, and unconsciously, a big hand gently supported the back of her head.

Her brain was in chaos at this time, and her body leaned forward slightly without any resistance, lying on his chest, and a pair of small hands unconsciously went to his waist.

No surprises, it will be an ambiguous hug, and most likely even a kiss.

But in reality, the most important thing is the accident.

Or rather......

That's what makes sense.

The bag that Su Caiwei was originally carrying on her shoulder sank down with her movements.

Girl's bag ......

Usually not light.

So, Su Caiwei woke up instantly.

The hand that was about to climb his back immediately twisted his waist.

Emperor Yun, who was in the heart of the ape, was caught off guard and almost pinched her ears that were still like works of art in his eyes just now.

Su Caiwei, who was red-faced, put the bag in the crook of her arm back on her shoulder, stomped Qingyun hard, and then threw down the sentence 'I have something to do' and turned around and ran away.

Looking at the back of the road that was jumping on the path of youth, Emperor Yun stretched his waist.

Fortunately, I was wearing a pair of casual leather shoes today, which are easier to take care of than formal leather shoes.

When they returned to the dormitory, the three little pigs had already gotten up and sat listlessly on the benches, guilty of this morning's decadence.

This college life is toxic.

On the second day of school, I learned the self-discipline of waking up early.

Qingyun, who pushed the door in, was stunned for a moment when he saw this, didn't care about them, and quickly opened the cabinet and took out a soft shoe polish and liquid shoe polish.

The devil is in the details.

If Qin Manman found out that there was such an obvious high-heeled shoe mark on his shoes, it wasn't that the woman would be mad because of it, but it would be too troublesome to explain.

To tell you the truth, it's purely unpleasant for yourself, and there's no need to lie about this little thing.

Pay more attention to the details and you can avoid a lot of trouble.

Confucius looked at Qingyun blankly as he rolled on his body with a sticky brush, as if he understood something.

is worthy of a scumbag with three girlfriends!

But......

I really want to learn!

It's not necessary to find a few girlfriends, but this meticulous use to deal with girlfriends seems to be good.

Confucius is not the only one who understands this operation.

Guo Ke and Cheng Bing are also on the path of comprehensive testing and escort, and they are not nerds.

So the two of them complained about this scumbag behavior in their hearts, and at the same time carefully observed the divine operation of the dormitory master without blinking.

Looking at the few long hairs on the sticky tube, the corners of Emperor Yun's mouth curled.

It's worthy of studying mathematics.

He felt that if Su Caiwei continued to do so, she might have to use a wig to increase her hair volume in a few years.

After doing this, he went to the balcony to pick up his still wet bath handkerchief, squeezed a little shower gel on it, wiped it evenly, and rubbed it directly on the clothes on his body.

It's not that Su Da has used perfume, but as a professor of materialization, he knows very well that the smell of fragrance on the girl's body is actually a taste of cosmetics and skin care that has been pickled.

Teacher Xiao Su is naturally fragrant.

After knowing Su Caiwei's true situation, Qingyun knew very well that unlike Qin Manman, who used top luxury skin care products, Su Caiwei should mostly use affordable domestic products.

Many domestic products are the kings of incense.

For example, Xie Fuchun's fat powder, a century-old technique, has no technology and ruthlessness, and uses natural flavors, and the fragrance is far better than other brands.

The three good dolls in the room sat on the bench, watching all this in amazement.

They thought that shoe-shining and sticking to their hair was already a ceiling-like divine operation, but they never expected that the head of the dormitory would be able to break through this ceiling.

Cheng Bing and others have to admit that it makes sense that Xiaoqing can always succeed, whether it is career or love, with this delicate mind, it is difficult for him not to succeed!

After doing everything, Qingyun returned to the house, looked at the three roommates who had been stupid, and raised his eyebrows, "You haven't eaten yet, have you?" ”

"Nope!"

"Just woke up ......"

"If you don't say it, I haven't found out I'm hungry yet!"

Qingyun smiled when he heard this, "Why don't you go to the cafeteria together?" ”

Confucius and the three of them glanced at each other and nodded.

If Qingyun said to go out to eat, they would also go, after all, a dormitory can't be too faceless, but the three of them may insist on AA and don't want to owe him anything.

It's good to go to the cafeteria, everyone is at ease.

Looking at the three people who rummaged through the cabinets and took the new lunch box, Emperor Yun felt that the team was still not tacit enough.

However, it shouldn't be long before I just need to come and go. Then you can hear three voices, 'Go!' ’

Of course, after a little longer, you will hear three voices: 'Father-in-law, help me bring food!' ’

He took out a pair of sunglasses and brought them to himself, and he also turned out his lunch box.

The general 304 stainless steel lunch box is very simple.

Looking at the toad mirror on his face, Cheng Bing still felt that he was purely pretending to be a criminal.

But when he walked to the door of the cafeteria and heard a few girls in front of him chattering about how Xiaoqing had also come to report and how to ask for an autograph, he understood.

Well, he doesn't seem to be as high-profile as he is on TV.

In fact, Qingyun didn't want to walk into the South District canteen again.

But for the sake of a good dormitory relationship, he had to walk in like this.

It's not that he wants to subdue three roommates for his use, and the three future soldiers can't be counted on at all now.

The main reason is that if you don't even have a good relationship with your own bedroom, this word of mouth will spread and your reputation will be ruined.

What Emperor Yun never expected was that he thought that the breakfast in the Southern District Canteen was already invincible in the world, but he didn't expect that lunch would be able to go one step further.

Cheng Bing's eyes widened, looking at the dishes in the stall, he really didn't know what to order.

Fruit fried bread, he really wanted to drag out the aunt with trembling hands like a sheep crazy and ask which neuropathy came up with the recipe.

Looking at this dish, Guo Ke was also drunk.

This kind of bread is definitely very flavorful, just look at the oranges, tomatoes, apples, etc., you can know that there are all kinds of sweet and sour tastes, but I don't know if the chef's brain circuit is linked to people.

But what he found most incredible was the blueberry porridge.

The vegetable porridge next to it looks green, but this blue blueberry porridge looks like a pigment in it, which looks like a poison.

Confucius from Fujian Province was moved when he was choosing a guaranteed school.

He actually grew up in Huating since he was a child, and he only transferred to Fujian in junior high school, so he naturally thinks that Huating can make him more adaptable than Yanjing.

After all, it takes courage for a southerner to go to the north to study for many years.

Choosing to return to Denmark instead of the National People's Congress is to make it a habit of life.

But what he didn't expect was the meal in front of him......

It's no longer a question of whether it belongs to the Huating cuisine!

This is a problem that does not belong to Chinese food!

Sure enough, it is not for nothing that the university cafeteria cuisine is called the ninth largest cuisine in China.

Stir-fried meat with oranges.

Confucius puffed in his heart, although oranges are rich in vitamin C, and meat is also rich in protein, and there are some other nutrients. But please, big chef, can you tell me how you came up with this dish? I just wanted to ask if you didn't buy greens when you went to buy meat in the morning, and only saw oranges, so you simply used oranges to fry meat dishes?!

Strawberry fried braised pork, pineapple braised pork ribs, braised rice balls, sweet and sour watermelon......

That's it!

What he can't bear the most is fried peppers with moon cakes.

Although this year's Mid-Autumn Festival is very early, it is the day of the first day of the Nine Moons, which is very commemorative, but it will not be launched before the festival!

Originally, the chili pepper is very flavorful, and it is a perfect match for any stir-fried dish. However, the chef actually paired chili peppers with mooncakes.

Confucius really couldn't imagine what this chef thought, he could even think of stir-frying these two things, and he himself had never tasted what it tasted like?

And Emperor Yun faced the cantaloupe rice cake beef cubes, and he wanted to try it.

The combination of rice cake and beef is quite normal, and the cantaloupe is really strange, and the fruit, rice cake and meat are fried together, but the color combination looks pretty good.

After discussing it, they ordered two dishes of food that they thought they could still eat and tried them together.

After sitting down, the four of them tasted the dishes in front of them, and instantly showed indescribable expressions.

If you want to say that it is hard to swallow, it is wronging the craftsmanship of other people's chefs.

But this is definitely not a category that normal people can accept, it belongs to pinching your nose and eating.

With the war-damaged canteen, Cheng Bing felt like a refugee at this time.

When he thought about living like this for the next four years, he couldn't help but feel a little sad.

Looking at the expressions of the three little children crying and sad, Qingyun coughed lightly, "Actually, the North District canteen is a little more delicious, but it is a little farther, half an hour of walking, and 10 minutes of cycling." ”

When Confucius wanted to say yes, yes, yes, he changed his mouth again, "I don't think the South District Canteen is unacceptable." ”

Cheng Bing and Guo Ke were stunned when they heard it.

Guo Ke looked at the pile of things on the plate that were really not edible for people, and his lips trembled, "'No, is it acceptable?'" 'Are you sure you're talking about people?' ”

Confucius nodded his chin at them, lowered his body and whispered, "Look around carefully." ”

Cheng Bing and Guo Ke raised their heads and looked around, then looked at him blankly.

Confucius is also depressed, why don't these two fools open their minds!

"Look at the ratio of men and women in the cafeteria!"

Cheng Bing raised his head and swept around again, understood.

In Fudan, where the male-to-female ratio is 1:1, the male-to-female ratio in the southern canteen is 1:4, and the northern district is ......

At this time, Guo Ke also reacted and took two bites of rice, "I think the canteen in the southern district is also good." ”

Delicious and delicious!

Sweet and spicy!

Looking at the door of the cafeteria and a group of coolly dressed seniors, Confucius Ziqian's eyes kept popping out.

Not to mention the completely different fabric usage rate from high school girls, just that white flower leg blinded his dog eyes.

Emperor Yun on the side smiled and wiped his mouth, "This is what a university should look like." ”

A group of girls walked into the cafeteria together, which is a happiness that science and engineering universities can't experience.

Taking a deep breath, Cheng Bing and the three of them nodded solemnly in agreement with the dormitory elder's opinion, "That's right, this is what a university should look like." ”

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