Chapter 289: Who hasn't had a story these days?
"A pair of A's, I can't afford it!"
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Looking at the senior sisters who had just walked in at the door of the cafeteria in the distance, Qingyun who was sitting on the seat quietly reported their reasoning and size one by one, and the last one also gave a special hint of the three measurements.
Confucius Qian, Cheng Bing, and Guo Ke originally thought that the dormitory master was just pretending, but soon, they found out that something was wrong.
In Huating in September, the wind was not small, and the seniors were all wearing a coat, but soon after walking in the door, they all took off their coats.
It is unknown whether it has teased the minds of freshmen and elementary school students, but the sweltering heat of the war-damaged wind cafeteria, which does not even have ceiling fans, makes people unable to wear coats at all.
It is difficult to judge AB and CD together, but they still know the difference between A and D.
According to the order that Qingyun reported just now, it actually ......
Seems to be right?
This is the legendary 'reading of countless people'?
But they don't think it's reasonable.
After all, his fiancΓ©e is called Qin Manman, the little princess of the Magnolia Group.
Although they don't know how Qing Yun managed to find two more girlfriends under Qin Manman's nose, they also know very well that Qing Yun can't have enough sample size to practice this 'truth at a glance' ability.
"How did you do that?" Confucius looked at him in disbelief, these numbers are definitely not casual words.
"If you are good at math, you will be fine." Qingyun smiled faintly, and then pointed to the girls who walked in, "The triangle similarity principle, or the artillery jumping eye visual method, can roughly determine the distance between us and them, and then use the data of 90 centimeters wide dining table, 120 centimeters long fluorescent lamp, and 120 centimeters wide aisle to correct."
Based on the above results, we get the basal data for female busts, and then based on a simple ......"
The three of them were stunned, it turned out that mathematics can still be used like this!
What's more, the coffin boards of Pythagoras, Gauss, Euler, Dirichlet and other mathematical gods can't be suppressed!
This ability to apply mathematics to real life is truly impressive.
At this time, they discovered that mathematics is a science closely related to life!
They also found that the so-called genius scholars before them were simply nonsense.
Qingyun is the real genius student!
Combined with the operation scenes of those gunners in the war movie, the method that Qingyun said, they can understand it after listening to it, it is nothing more than a simple application of elementary mathematics.
What shocked them the most was that Qingyun's mental arithmetic ability was so powerful!
It's a humanoid computer!
"It turns out that the 'top of the National Mathematics Olympiad team, is Qingyun!' The legend turned out to be true! This sentence lingered in their hearts, and they were full of emotion for a while.
They looked at Qingyun's eyes unconsciously full of admiration, just like looking at a god's mansion.
He's a god!
No, it's not so simple that the word 'learning God' can be summed up.
Xueba, they themselves are.
They have also seen that in high schools that can escort students to recovery, there will be more or less students who will appear in the study of God.
But Qingyun's difference has completely broken through their cognition.
This talent is so amazing, like a bright star, dazzling and amazing, not only can they not understand it, but even they themselves cannot compare to it.
It's a pity, why did he want to be a businessman......
Cheng Bing looked at Qingyun who was immersed in cooking, and suddenly had mixed feelings in his heart, and couldn't help asking, "Director, ...... you Why did you come to university? Do you want to do math research in school? β
He figured it out last night, too.
The three of them should not be the target that Qingyun wants to win over at all.
Balcony doors are not very soundproof, especially in the dead of night.
What Qingyun called to discuss with his subordinates, they could hear it, but they couldn't understand it at all.
Therefore, Cheng Bing also understood, where do they have the ability to win over Qingyun now?
And...... Cheng Bing also had to admit that in the future, Qingyun might not have the idea of subduing the three of them, but for the sake of the roommates who had been in the same room for a few years, and pulled them along.
The thoughts that he and others shirked before were completely self-inflicted.
In other words, what Qingyun wants to win over is the entire group of Fudan students, not the specific three of them.
And it is enough to win over the entire student group, the name of a senior and a classmate, and an amiable personality.
Qingyun couldn't afford to have a good relationship with himself and others at all, let alone wear sunglasses in the cafeteria.
Therefore, when others come to school to eat and live with themselves and others, they may not have a utilitarian mentality at all, but ......
Seeing Qingyun's demonic mathematical talent, Cheng Bing suddenly had an idea.
Maybe...... He actually came to the school to do research?
In this regard, Emperor Yun looked at him with a horrified expression, why is this little child's brain circuit so strange?
How did this doll make things up to the point that 'he's here to do research'?
What kind of business administration is this thing studying! This brain supplement ability should be changed to a major, and in the future, it is better to be a game designer, screenwriter, and consultant than that garbage major.
Qingyun shrugged his shoulders helplessly, "I'm here to gild, math...... It's a ubiquitous science, and it doesn't have to be studied in school. β
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This force still has to be pretended.
"Have you heard of James Simmons?"
In the confused eyes of the three of them, Emperor Yun smiled, "Have you heard of Stony Brook University?"
Confucius nodded, "It is the university where Yang Zhenning works, which has been established for 46 years and has produced 7 Nobel Prize winners. β
Qingyun continued, "Simmons is a world-class mathematician, who was hired by Stony Brook University as the dean of the School of Mathematics at the age of 30. β
In the amazed eyes of the three of them, Emperor Yun smiled wickedly, "But! β
He paused before continuing, "He is also the highest-paid fund manager and trader on Wall Street, and the head of the Pretty Nation Medal hedge fund. β
"This ......," Confucius and others felt that this was too subversive of cognition.
Mathematician, do this?!
In the stunned eyes of the three little children, Qingyun smiled, "Do you all think that you can't make money doing mathematical research, right?" I don't need to argue with that, that's what Simmons was facing.
So the old man decided to give the world a slap in the face, telling them that it was not that mathematicians can't make money, but that mathematicians don't bother to make money.
He decided to play big, so without saying a word, he founded an investment company, and in just a few years, because of his ultra-high rate of return, the funds under management exceeded $15 billion.
Oh yes, when it comes to short-term returns, Soros is not as good as him, and when it comes to long-term returns, Buffett is not as good as him.
Warren Buffett is only known for the large scale of management, while Simmons is because he feels that it is too difficult to make money, so he actively compresses the scale of management. β
The story of this man is actually more legendary, but that happened after 2005.
He even came up with a mathematical model to achieve stable arbitrage, and made money while lying down, and this model, Thorpe, the originator of quantitative investment, can only bow to the wind.
He is the richest mathematician, and he knows the most about mathematics among billionaires.
Who said that mathematics is useless, who said that mathematics can't make money, Simmons was born to slap these people in the face, it's so domineering.
After that, Qingyun spread his hands, "I do like mathematics, but mathematical research is not necessarily only born in universities.
The Nobel Prize-winning 'Black-Scholes Option Pricing Model' is itself a mathematical formula model, which was produced in the real world of finance.
In fact, I pay more attention to the application of mathematics, and the application of mathematics is the process of realizing the value of mathematics.
Our National ...... It's so poor......"
Speaking of this, Emperor Yun's voice was low, but his figure was tall in the eyes of the three little children...... It was even majestic.
Cheng Bing remembered what the cheap dormitory director in front of him said in an interview after the college entrance examination.
At first, he scoffed at it, thinking that this product was just sticking green onions in his nose in front of the media and pretending to be an elephant, but now it seems that he ...... It seems to be true.
After pretending to be a force, Qingyun stretched his waist, "So, I'm here to relax at school." β
Looking at his face, which originally gave people a sunny and handsome feeling, but now became handsome and handsome because of wearing toad glasses, Confucius realized.
"So, you're here to make a girl's ......"
As soon as this sentence came out, Cheng Bing and Guo Ke both laughed.
Emperor Yun said twice, "No, it's the girl who soaked me." β
This is really not flat, but the three little children found that they couldn't find a reason to refute it.
Young, golden, talented, in good shape, and very handsome......
Where does this make sense!
They didn't see the remarks of those girls digging into the wall on the forum before, although most of them are just talking about the strong kings on the Internet, but they also know that Xiaoqing always needs to let go of his arms and make an appointment or something, it is not too easy.
Confucius looked at himself with a figure of 185 pounds but 1.85 meters, and felt that the joys and sorrows between people could not be connected.
Guo Ke smiled bitterly, "The drought is dying, and the waterlogging is dying!" β
He doesn't have the bothering of Confucius's obesity, but he knows very well that his bamboo-like figure is not what girls like.
Cheng Bing, who was full of acne, also listlessly poked in the lunch box with chopsticks, "If we want to find a girlfriend in college, it's not so easy, we don't have your appearance, we don't have your figure, the most important thing, we don't have you money." β
Qing Yun shook his head when he heard this, "I admit that money is very important in the process of chasing girls. But it's not that important, I didn't catch up with Qin Manman when I didn't have money, you don't know, there were still many people in our high school at that time who said that I was eating soft rice. β
Confucius Ziqian said with a faint gaze, "That's because you are talented and beautiful......"
He was embarrassed to say that your family conditions combined with your own conditions made it the talent of 'the strongest son-in-law', but later he changed his life against the sky.
You Xiaoqing always looks almost good, you don't look at Qin Manman.
Emperor Yun smiled, "It's okay to have talent and Yan Zhan, after all, there is only one Qin Manman in this world." β
Cheng Bing blinked his eyes and continued, "There is still a Tang Qianying in this world." β
Who in the world doesn't know that Xiaoqing always has a 'godsister'?
The 'Cloud Shadow Fund' of Huating Wai Chinese University was exposed that night, although everyone has no evidence, but there are few fools after all.
Guo Ke couldn't help laughing and said, "There is still a Chen Yue in this world." β
Chen Yue is actually not low-profile.
18 years old?
General manager of the general department of a listed company, assistant to the chairman?
With Xiaoqing's famous color name in the world, there's nothing in it, it's really hell.
Confucius Qian's eyebrows danced, and he said again with bad intentions, "There is still a Su Caiwei in this world." β
Mr. Xiaoqing and the goddess of Fudan Su Caiwei, the names of both of them have become banned words in the BBS forum.
Special meow, tall, rich, handsome, but if there is a little, you Xiaoqing can always have these four girlfriends at the same time?
The three of them laughed, Emperor Yun's face was as if he was constipated, and he patted the table angrily, "What I'm going to talk about next is how to find a girlfriend in college, do you listen to it?" β
Cheng Bing and the others gasped, and quickly nodded like garlic.
Are you kidding!
Qingyun's mathematical talent, they can only envy it, but they can't learn it, after all, it's mathematics.
As for business achievements, they ask themselves if they don't have that strength, and they don't have the talent to do so, and there are a lot of things like this, so they will be unbalanced in their hearts, so they don't listen.
But the skills of a famous scumbag chasing girls ......
Everyone's got to hear it!
Qingyun coughed twice and took a deep breath.
The three little boys put down their chopsticks in their hands, held their breath, and looked at him with inquisitive eyes without blinking.
Emperor Yun cleared his throat, "My throat is suddenly a little itchy, if only there was a bottle of fresh orange." β
Confucius immediately stood up, ran to the commissary and bought four bottles back, and distributed them to everyone.
Qingyun nodded secretly, this little kid ...... Sensible!
opened the bottle and took a sip, in the eyes of the three roommates who were about to stab, Emperor Yun didn't continue to sell Guanzi, and said seriously, "The three of you, frankly speaking, are not the character of picking up girls, they should all be in love for the purpose of marriage, right?"
Of course, if you just want to have fun, in front of me, don't be embarrassed, just say it, they're all young people, I don't have those old antique ideas, because you are only 18 years old, what responsibilities and what future, it's all. β
Cheng Bing and Guo Ke shook their heads like rattles.
Guo Ke, who had been a little confused, sighed, "What do the two of them think, I don't know." I want to 'one city, two people, three meals, four seasons'. β
"If you can go from the school uniform to the wedding dress, I think it should be the happiest thing in life" Cheng Bing's eyes even brought a little yearning.
But Confucius shook his head, "I can only say that the first one, if it is not suitable, I will take the initiative to change." β
Cheng Bing was a little sideways when she heard this, "What if she loves you very much?" Can you also say that you can change it? β
He never expected that this big fat man who looked honest and honest would be so affectionate.
Guo Ke didn't speak, but there was a little contempt in his eyes.
Confucius lowered his head and said in a calm voice, "What if her parents don't like you, or your parents don't like her, or if both parents don't like her?"
What if you meet a girl who has crazy tendencies and loves to control you, and you don't listen to her and self-harm?
What if your ideas clash to the extreme, or if your plans for the future are not on the same channel at all?
What if her moodiness and capriciousness cause you great distress and make you feel tired?
In this case, no matter how much she loves you, how can you persevere?
For example, if there is a person who is full of enthusiasm and vision for the future, wants to travel together, try all kinds of new things, and create good memories together, but you are more inclined to a stable life and have some fear of adventure and the unknown, in this case, you may feel too stressed to bear.
Another example is that there is someone who is always energetic and enthusiastic about life, and you prefer to be quiet and like to think alone, and the differences between you may make you feel overwhelmed and eventually have to make a choice. β
Confucius Qian's words made Cheng Bing and Guo Ke want to stop talking, they wanted to refute, but they didn't know where to start.
Moreover, they also know that these are all things that are likely to happen in real life.
However, shouldn't love be 'love across the mountains and seas, and the mountains and seas can be flat'?
Qingyun nodded secretly, obviously, this Confucius Qian has a very good story.
It's not his story, it's the story around him.
And this kind of story makes his thoughts completely different from those of Cheng Bing and Guo Ke.
But......
Still a kid at heart.
High school students, unless it is an existence like him and Qin Manman who has jumped out of the Three Realms, how far can they talk about early love?
Confucius Ziqian's voice became even lower, "Marriage is like gambling on life, really, this is a big gamble, and the winning rate of this gamble is not so clear."
Because we live in a world full of unknowns, the future is unpredictable, and the same is true for marriage.
I'm sure you've seen the parents of some of your classmates going to the Civil Affairs Bureau for divorce the day after the college entrance examination, right?
You have probably seen many cases where parents dictate or even forcibly intervene in their children's marriages, which eventually leads to the breakdown of marriages.
I've seen it, I've experienced it.
My best friend, who came home after the college entrance examination to greet him, was a broken family.
My cousin had to divorce because of my aunt's constant opposition.
I've never been in love, and I yearn for love, but this society makes me unable to look forward to it. β
These words can be regarded as heart-to-heart, and Cheng Bing and Guo Ke's faces look much better.
But this topic is too heavy.
The heaviness made the three 18-year-old teenagers lose their interest in talking, and their hearts were depressed and uncomfortable.
Qingyun wanted to laugh when she saw it, but she was also a little helpless.
Who can blame it?
It can only be said that this society is like this.
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Things went smoothly, and the manuscript that I thought would need to be delayed for a few days and saved in advance was accelerated.
(End of chapter)