Chapter 291: The scene of the popular fried chicken in the scumbag world

Looking at Confucius Qian, who had never seen a fire kang, Cheng Bing hissed, and then scratched his head, "No, you haven't been to the countryside?" For heating, the whole shape is actually similar to the bed, but the area is much larger than the bed. When the fire is burned in the stove, the hot air is discharged from the chimney through the kang and the kang is hot.

This is the same as the heating used in our city! But one is on the bed and the other is on the wall. ”

Guo Ke from Jizhou also nodded as a matter of course, "Yes, Young Master Kong, you are too ignorant of human suffering, right?" Isn't this the same across the country? ”

Qingyun said twice, "A hot knowledge, south of the Huai River in the Qinling Mountains, there is no heating." ”

Cheng Bing and Guo Ke were stunned for a moment when they heard this, and hurriedly said sorry to Confucius Qian.

But as soon as the words fell, the two of them were stunned on the spot.

There is no heating???

How to spend that winter!

Confucius smiled, "Don't worry, the winter here in Huating is generally about 3-5 degrees, and the coldest time is the winter vacation." ”

Cheng Bing cut it, "It's only 3-5 degrees, it's a small case~ We are all more than minus 20 degrees over there." ”

Qingyun and Confucius glanced at each other, and they both saw mischievous eyes in each other's eyes.

Come on, come on, feel the full malice of the southern winter towards the northerners!

Winter in Huating, hahahaha!

Although he didn't know why the expressions of the two people on the other side were so strange, Guo Ke didn't care.

Hehe! Isn't it just wintering?

I like to see how southerners have never seen the world.

Qingyun smiled in his heart, he decided that when it was winter, he must come to the dormitory to observe.

"So, now that you've listed your mate selection conditions, let's get started."

Qingyun, who pulled back the topic, looked at the three little children with interest.

Hearing him say this, the three of them suddenly came to their senses.

Cheng Bing and Guo Ke are even more gearing up and eager to try.

Qingyun looked at their excited appearances, and couldn't help but laugh in her heart, "Don't you know that there is a thing called 'blind date' in the world?" ”

The three little children were stunned on the spot.

Hearing the word 'blind date', Cheng Bing's face turned green, "Blind date?" Make no mistake, we're only freshmen! ”

Guo Ke also waved his hand again and again, "Blind date? What a shame! ”

Qingyun laughed unscrupulously, and then sighed, "Alas...... In the future, you will know the benefits of blind dates, at least your parents have chosen them for you once. ”

"Die!"

In the depressed expressions of the three of them, Emperor Yun slightly restrained the fun of teasing the little kid, "Now, the second step is to find the target group." Let me ask you, where do you think it is easiest to find this group of people, apart from classmates, I mean high school classmates, and college classmates. ”

Confucius interjected suspiciously, "The crowd? This...... Can it still appear in droves? ”

Seeing that Cheng Bing was also stunned, Qingyun shrugged his shoulders and said seriously, "Things gather like people in groups, why can't they appear in groups." ”

He snapped his fingers, "I'll tell you about the connection between places and people."

Library, girls who are willing to get up early and go to the library to read and study, life is basically very self-disciplined, this kind of girl is very high-quality;

Museum, there are many historical relics in the museum, when a girl is willing to go to the museum to learn about these, then this girl will not be bad;

Science and Technology Museum, girls who are willing to spend time visiting various exhibition halls are very good;

Sports gym, this kind of girl knows how to maintain a good figure and a healthy body, and you will be driven by her when you are with this kind of girl;

Volunteer organizations, this kind of girl is loving, and being with this kind of girl will also benefit the body and mind;

Normal students, girls who can be teachers, are generally well educated;

In the flower market or flower shop, a girl who can generally take care of the flowers in an orderly manner will also behave very well. ”

Hearing Qingyun say this, the three of them all showed expressions of sudden realization.

Confucius and the others instantly felt as if they had opened the door to a new world.

"Cow, you're a real cow!" Cheng Bing couldn't help but pat the table, "Why didn't I think of it before?" ”

Guo Ke also nodded again and again, "Yes, why didn't I think of it!" ”

Confucius admired the five-body throwing to the ground, and his small eyes were full of admiration.

Qingyun laughed unscrupulously at this moment, "Actually...... Not only these places, in fact, you can meet your favorite object anywhere, but it is just the size of the probability of appearing.

The hardest thing is whether you dare to talk to each other. ”

Speaking of this, Guo Ke suddenly swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and even began to blush, "I blush when I see beautiful girls, and I stutter when I talk to them." ”

Qingyun patted him on the shoulder, "Do a good job of image management first, and I'll teach you later." ”

Cheng Bing squirmed his lips a few times, but still said from the heart, "Uh...... I want to learn too. ”

Confucius didn't speak, he quickly took out a box of Huazi from his bag, and handed it to Qingyun with both hands, "Master, please accept the apprentice's worship!" ”

Qingyun couldn't cry or laugh when he saw this, this level of familiarity ...... Hole Chubby Paper ...... It seems that the family is not simple.

Nephrite Creek is still a high-end era, and Huazi is synonymous with luxury.

The food is almost over, and since the smoke has come out, it's not interesting to stay in the cafeteria.

Although there were no smoking bans at the beginning of the century, there was a consensus that smoking should not be allowed in confined public areas.

Walking out of the cafeteria, I casually found a step on the side of the road and sat down, and the four of them looked at the cool girls who came and went, and began to swallow the clouds and spit out the fog.

Especially Cheng Bing and Guo Ke, although the two of them are also smoking guns, Huazi has never smoked this kind of cigarette.

Guo Ke pinched the cigarette, sniffed it vigorously between the people, and then asked curiously, "Kong Shao, how much is your monthly living expenses?" Smoke this? ”

Confucius scratched his hair and said with an embarrassed face, "I got along with my dad, my dad was going to bring four cigarettes and two bottles of wine to the counselor, but it turned out that our counselor was ......."

Guo Ke and Cheng Bing were immediately happy, although the souvenirs they brought at home were also rejected by the counselor, but they couldn't help laughing when they thought of the scene where Confucius Confucius stuffed cigarettes into Teacher Xiao Su.

Qingyun put a cigarette in his mouth and lit it with a lighter, and he didn't bother to delve into the loopholes in Confucius's words.

What do you say...... In the era when Huazi was still 100 yuan a pack, where would it be an ordinary family at home that could give away four Huazi?

Cheng Bing and Guo Ke didn't pay attention at all, although Confucius was very embarrassed on his face, which made people laugh, but in fact, he didn't miss out on how much he lived on a month.

This little fat paper seems to be bad for Yan'er, hiding a belly of bad water under the thick fat.

He took a deep breath, then spat out a smoke ring into the sky, and began to speak,

"Actually, in my opinion, whether it's chasing girls or doing things, the most important thing is pre-war preparations.

The most important thing is that you should let go of your mind, not be shy, not timid, and not inferior. Girls like sunny, cheerful, and confident guys. ”

Hearing this, Guo Ke smiled a little embarrassedly, "As long as there are no beautiful girls, I am sunny, cheerful, and confident." ”

Qingyun said twice, "Simple, you go back and look in the mirror for 15 minutes every day, and then keep praising yourself for being handsome, I promise you will be fine for half a month." ”

Guo Ke scratched his head, very embarrassed, "I don't want to lie to myself......"

These words amused Emperor Yun, and he almost choked with laughter.

Cheng Bing wiped the tears that came out of his cough, "Lao Guo, you used to be the president of the student union in your high school, how did you face beautiful girls at that time." ”

Guo Ke looked constipated, "I am from Hengshui Middle School, our school, militarized management, where there will be beautiful girls." ”

Qingyun continued: "Out of humanitarian consideration for the three of you novices, I can understand that you will be nervous and anxious before the conversation.

So I suggest that you don't go to the pre-selected libraries, art galleries and other crowded places, which are basically enclosed spaces and are very quiet, and you will not feel nervous.

You can go to a more familiar environment to practice your hands, such as on campus or on the playground, and you will feel more secure to talk to you in a familiar environment.

Of course, frankly, there is no danger in accosting you in an unfamiliar place. ”

The three little kids shook their heads like rattles and laughed, "It's better to practice first." ”

Qingyun sighed twice in his heart.

Practice?

Hehe!

Just these three new melon eggs, most of them practiced and practiced themselves.

Feelings, where is there such a reasonable, when you meet, you really meet.

But you still have to flicker, otherwise you won't even be able to take the first step.

"It's going to be a little tough at first, you may be walking around the campus for a long time and not dare to make a shot once, it's normal, force yourself to make a shot, and with the first time, it will be relatively easy.

But don't rely too much on accosting people in familiar circles, after all, you don't want everyone around you to know that there is a pick-up expert, and your final main battlefield is to choose a location to interact with strangers. ”

Seeing that Cheng Bing wanted to speak and stopped, Qingyun said twice, "Don't you know how to talk?" ”

Not only Cheng Bing, Guo Ke and Confucius Qianqian both nodded quickly, waiting for this scumbag's inheritance.

"If you're worried that you don't know what to say, you can prepare your speech in advance, but remember that the speech can't be too long, the conversation is mainly to help you open the first sentence of the conversation, and you need to play freely on your own.

For novices, it is a good habit to prepare an opening statement to prevent a blank mind and not knowing what to say when the conversation is opened.

For example, the common opening sentence is 'Hello classmates, I'm XXX majoring in Fudan University, didn't I pass by just now, and then I saw you coming over here, and then I felt that you were very good-looking, and I came to say hello to you and wanted to get to know you', don't think it's too straightforward to say this, with sincere eyes, this is not rude.

Mr. Lu Xun once said that sincerity is always nirvana.

But you should note that it doesn't really matter what you say, if you get to the point where you are proficient in conversation, then you can play as you like you want, and remember not to memorize any earthy love words that will make you look like a weirdo. ”

Guo Ke and the three of them didn't bother whether Mr. Lu Xun said this sentence or not, MacArthur said it, as long as it worked.

They only care about one thing.

"If she had a boyfriend, would I get beaten?"

"If it's so straightforward, will you be scolded for being a psychopath?"

"Even if you won't be scolded, it's likely that others will refuse."

The three of them said three sentences, but in Emperor Yun's opinion, it was actually one thing.

"Don't go to your brain to make up some bad things before you pick up a conversation, what has been beaten, scolded, or rejected.

First of all, you have to figure it out, being rejected is a very normal thing, in the future I will tell you about all kinds of fancy ways for women to reject you, whether it is an ugly man or a handsome guy, you will be rejected, if you are not ready to be rejected, then I advise you not to talk to you first, go to see a psychiatrist first.

A man is actually afraid of being rejected by a woman, so what kind of turmoil can you experience in your life?

As for what is dangerous, you always remember that this is in China, not in Southeast Asia, as long as you behave appropriately and do not cross the line, no one will want to trouble you, at most, a woman will give you a blank look or someone will reprimand you, what is the real damage to you?

You're just getting rejected.

Being beaten is a rare occurrence, and if it does, you can see it as a stimulating and interesting experience.

If it doesn't endanger your life, believe me, with me, you won't suffer. ”

When Confucius and Guo Ke were still in a daze, Cheng Bing's eyes lit up.

He whispered to Confucius and Guo Ke, "Yanhuang Group is setting up the largest legal department in the industry, and the lineup is very luxurious. ”

After that, he hurriedly explained to Qingyun, "My mother works in King & Wood Mallesons, and she said that you are now digging people like crazy. emmm…… She's just an ordinary staff member, not even a lawyer, don't think about it. ”

Qingyun, who was still a little dazed, suddenly understood when he heard the words, and then pointed at him with a crying and laughing finger, "Where did you go?" ”

That's right, if Cheng Bing's mother is very open in the legal field, then Cheng Bing will not inherit the mantle and become the second generation of law, and go to study business administration.

Of course, the choice of business administration also put Cheng Bing's family background in front of him.

But anyone who has some resources and connections in the society will not choose this garbage major.

Qingyun touched his chin, in fact, he wanted to persuade Cheng Bing to change his major.

Of course, if you follow yourself after becoming an ice, then the major of business administration is the right one.

It's not in a hurry, if it's pleasing to the eye, I'll talk about it later, there's no need to go on the pole now.

As for the Legal Department......

Whether it is the aftermath of the TOP Group, the patent stick that will come from the stick business, or the future international law patent litigation, a strong legal department is absolutely indispensable.

Everything is foreseen, and if nothing is planned, it will be wasted, so Qingyun is also letting the human resources department work at full speed to hoard legal talents.

The workload of at least 1,000 lawsuits a year on the selfie stick alone is not something that a few people can handle.

This is where to go, and the international patent litigation and anti-monopoly litigation in the back are called bullshit, and it is purely more expensive than who has more money to hold on.

The reason why most of the disputes between international giant enterprises are settled is because it is not only the length of litigation, but also the waste of huge resources.

Qingyun shook his head and continued to talk about business.

For college students at the beginning of the century, falling in love is the right thing to do.

It is the norm to get married and have a baby after graduating and working for a year or two.

"Of course, there is also a problem for newbies, if they are prepared to go out specifically to pick up a conversation, they may dare to make a move.

But in daily life, if you are not mentally prepared in advance, if there is a girl who meets your eyes passing by, novices will often fall into endless hesitation, thus missing a good opportunity, which is a very bad thing.

In fact, there is a very strange spell in life, that is, 'beautiful women often appear when you are not ready', so you should act decisively when it is time to shoot, after all, you have taken that step, and you have nothing to lose.

And if you don't go, it is likely that this girl who meets your eyes can only be 'revisited, the grass and trees are still the same, and the beauty is no more'. ”

Guo Ke thought for a moment, then scratched his head and asked embarrassedly, "What if...... I mean if, like...... For example, like just in the cafeteria, seven or eight people came in at once, and I was interested in one person inside, what should I do?

Do you rush over and talk to her in front of everyone, or do you ...... Or follow her for a while, wait for her to be alone, and then go to talk? ”

Qing Yun smiled angrily when he heard this, "You play the tail line game specially, right?" ”

Confucius Qian's small eyes suddenly widened, "What kind of game is the tail line?" The name...... Doesn't sound serious. Is that the 'tail line' I understand? ”

Qingyun blinked his eyes, a little difficult to explain.

This is a game that Lord Qianying took him to play in his previous life, and the first three were released in 1999, 2001 and 2004, which are considered old games.

However, there is a character in it who destroys Qingyun's three views, which makes him unforgettable to this day.

Wisteria Kanna, who chooses to tail her, will forcibly hehe with her, and then it turns out to be a lover who will become a dependent, if she doesn't tail her, then she will be three gangsters hehe.

Now that I think about it, Lord Qianying was also well-intentioned in order to push himself, the godbrother child, to raise his husband.

But at this time, he was thinking more about Su Caiwei.

If you don't take it, you will be blamed for it.

Qingyun chuckled, first affirmed Young Master Kong's guess, and told him to play when his roommate was not in the dormitory, and at the same time play at most once a week, so that the teenager didn't know what was expensive.

Then, he said seriously to Guo Ke, "If you are interested in one person in the group, then I think it is the best choice to go up and talk directly." ”

Guo Ke was stunned directly, and shook his head after half a sound, "Rush over directly?" In front of so many people? I can't do it! ”

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