Seeing that the atmosphere was a little stiff, Emperor Yun, who took a sip of fresh oranges, sneered, "What if you can avoid the situation you said from the source?" ”

Confucius Qian, who had been silent, suddenly raised his head when he heard this, and immediately asked, "How is it possible!" There are many things you will only know if you have been in contact with her for a long time! ”

Qing Yun's sneer was very harsh, and he felt that Qing Yun said this completely by standing and talking without backache.

Qingyun shook his head, and did not respond to his questioning directly, but followed him, "Yes, many things can only be known after a long period of contact, and even I can tell you that the situations you said are still too beautiful." ”

Ignoring the surprise on Confucius Qian's face, Qingyun changed to a leisurely sitting position, playing with the drink bottle in his hand, and laughing playfully,

"Some people use the hourly room to experience the love of other people's lives, and some people use half of their life savings to marry the love of their lives;

Some people exchange happiness with a mouth, and some people use a sincere heart, but what they get is a lifelong lesson;

If someone doesn't love it, they've slept enough, and if someone doesn't touch it, they're already crazy in love.

Come, you come and tell me, you encounter this situation, what do you do? ”

At the beginning of the century, under the impact of pluralistic thoughts, the degree of impetuousness in society was much higher than that of 20 years later, and the bad things encountered by college students in 2023 were actually not a thing at all in 2003.

A simple data shows that in 2003, there were 7,215,400 cases of legal abortion in hospitals, and in 2022, there were 9,762,000 cases of legal abortion in hospitals.

The data seems to be growing, but the logic behind it is not, and the historical context of the two is completely different.

In 2022, whether it is girls' sense of self-protection, parents' tolerance, or even society's tolerance, it will be much better.

In 2003, many surgeries were performed in small private clinics, which were not at all included in the statistics.

This data is actually enough to show the degree of openness at the beginning of the century.

Actually, it's understandable.

At the beginning of the century, the university was not so rolly, and many college students spent their four years in college in 'love-love'.

20 years later, although there are many such situations in college, most college students, because of involution, are actually living a very hard life.

In the society at the beginning of the century, the urban-rural duality was extremely separated, and the young people standing at that intersection were actually even more confused.

Therefore, as soon as these words came out, not only Confucius Qian, who was already a little depressed, was even more depressed, but Cheng Bing and Guo Ke next to him were about to cry.

Compared with what Confucius said, what they see on the Internet and in the forum is basically what Qingyun said.

What they want to hear is the skill of chasing girls, not to listen to the copywriting of Zhiyu.

Qingyun tapped his fingers on the table, and after attracting their attention, he said funny, "There is a deviation of the lucky one, and there is also a deviation of the unlucky one." In real life, 80% of people are ordinary people, with the values and destiny of ordinary people, don't ask for trouble there. ”

Speaking of this, he shook his head and asked gently, "Why don't you avoid drowning knowing that you are drowning?" ”

"How to avoid it? If you do, who can escape? Confucius Qian's eyes were full of confusion and he muttered.

With this little look, Emperor Yun was suddenly shocked when he saw it.

This ......

Could it be that the passive skill of licking the dog is full?

Qingyun shook his head and ignored the stubble, "I'll talk about this later, I'll talk about one of the first things you have to solve when you fall in love." ”

He forcibly pulled back the topic, obviously this little kid needs psychological counseling, or take it slow first, so that he can relax a little.

"Speaking of falling in love, the attribute of being rich and handsome actually represents the three dimensions of a man.

Let me first talk about wealth, that is, wealth, to put it bluntly, it means that the family has money but not no money. But you have to be clear, at least at the undergraduate level of college, it is the only four years in life that the vast majority of women do not consider money as their primary consideration, so the money factor is negligible.

Tall, you are all adults, your height is basically fixed, you don't have to worry about yourself, and you are not short.

And handsome, appearance or appearance, is composed of three aspects, one is the foundation of facial features, the second is temperament, and the third is figure.

The foundation of the facial features is given by your parents, no one should complain, frankly speaking, the three of you look ...... Ahem! ”

Speaking of this, Qingyun coughed twice, and the three of Confucius glared at him resentfully, warning him with their eyes, don't open which pot is not opened.

If it weren't for the fact that it was really hard to mess with this stuff full of tendon meat, they would have wanted to beat him up.

Emperor Yun didn't go to drink water, he was very honest, worried about choking himself, stabilized his throat, and continued, "It's not so unsightly, you don't have to think about this, it really can't be a plus for you, but it's definitely not a minus." ”

The hands of Confucius and Qian on the table kept switching between fists, palms, and claws.

Qingyun hurriedly continued, "And the second temperament can be determined by yourself, and I will talk about this later." Let's start with the figure. ”

The three of them immediately sat down obediently like three kindergarten children.

Qingyun raised his index finger, "Let me say first, love is essentially a value exchange, and your own value determines the value of your girlfriend." ”

He pointed his finger at Confucius Qian, "You said it yourself, if you are thinner, will others look at you more pleasing to the eye?" ”

Confucius couldn't help but nodded.

In high school, it wasn't that he didn't want to fall in love.

As a escort student, the second semester of the third year of high school is completely idle, and it is not normal to have a love affair in the evening of the third year of high school?

What could be more romantic than tutoring your girlfriend to be admitted to college together and then staying and flying together?

But......

Confucius Qian, who was full of longing for 'sunset love', finally sadly discovered that the lesbian table he had a crush on to the point of open love would actually say to the teacher, "Since he has been escorted, can you change his seat?" He's there for me and always takes my place! ”

This made Confucius grief-stricken.

And after the college entrance examination, after the lesbian table quietly listened to his confession, she just smiled lightly, "You are really good, a fat man with a beautiful soul...... But I'm sorry, I like to be a little thinner. ”

Hearing Confucius Qian's tragic experience, Qingyun smiled faintly, "Being fat and thin doesn't determine the difficulty of chasing girls." ”

"Director, don't you think your words are a bit contradictory?" Guo Ke looked at Qingyun with a curious expression.

On the one hand, it is said that fat and thin cannot determine the difficulty of chasing girls, and on the other hand, it is said that Lao Kong is thinner and others look more pleasing to the eye.

Isn't this schizophrenia?

"As I said earlier, love is essentially a value swap."

Qingyun paused, and then said, "This is not something that can be done by personal will, so the first thing you need to do is to improve your own value. This value refers to you as a whole, not to be fat or thin alone. ”

Lin'an Ma looks like an alien, and if you want to climb into his bed, you can go to Khorgos from Lin'an.

Seeing that the three of them had a little understanding, Qingyun continued, "If you want to enhance your value, you must first manage your own image. You must know that a person's external image is actually part of the value. ”

"What's the management method? Lose weight? Confucius asked curiously.

In his opinion, losing weight is the first priority.

Qingyun shook his head, "The first thing is to wear", and then explained, "Losing weight can't see the effect in the short term, but the right dress can be immediate." ”

If it were that easy to lose weight, it wouldn't be a worldwide problem.

Judging from the speed of Confucius's vicious dog grabbing food and eating, as well as the recipe combination of 'fried + carbs', he is embarrassed to say that it is strange that you can lose weight!

"In college, it's essential to dress neatly and neatly, and if you can, you can follow fashion trends appropriately. But remember, don't go overboard, or you'll come across as nondescript. ”

He took a sip of fresh orange, "The second thing is the hairstyle and the face." Hairstyles should be trimmed regularly, not too long and not too short. Facial words......"

Qingyun paused and continued, "Pay attention to personal hygiene, wash your face and brush your teeth every day. Acne on the face is not a problem, Cheng Bing, you don't want to squeeze it with your hands, it will leave a scar, I will tell you a medicine later, you go to the pharmacy to buy it yourself. ”

Cheng Bing's face turned red and he agreed in a low voice.

"Then it's the body, right?" Guo Ke followed up and asked, what he was most concerned about was how to gain weight.

Qingyun looked at his bamboo-like body, and was speechless, the eating habits of this product are the opposite of Confucius.

A good big man, the appearance of chewing and swallowing slowly, makes people's fists clenched.

"Shape does matter. A good figure can give girls a lot of points to boys. But don't go overboard, after all, health is the most important thing.

You two change your eating habits, you eat faster, don't just eat vegetables, eat more protein, gain weight and go to the gym to get in shape.

Confucius told you to eat slowly, chew each bite of food at least 15 times, and then quit carbonated drinks and fried foods. I'll teach you a few freehand training movements when I go back, practice first, activate the muscles of the whole body for half a month, and then go to the playground to run laps. ”

Confucius suddenly had nothing to love.

For the rest, carbonated drinks are his favorite.

"Can you drink ice?"

Qingyun thought about it and decided to make a rumor to the end.

He lowered his voice and whispered, "Kuoluo Killing, you can't raise a gun in the future, you continue to drink." ”

Confucius Qian's face turned green when he heard this.

He is at the age of 'standing silently with a cold gun and waiting for the red face to pass', and he still wants to 'iron horses and guns in the future, and the night of the battle is restless'!

Qingyun didn't dare to look at him with a smile, and continued, "In addition to your external image, you should also pay attention to your words and deeds.

Don't swear, don't litter, don't make loud noises in front of girls, etc., get into the habit of using handkerchiefs.

These seemingly insignificant details are actually part of enhancing their own value. ”

"Oh......" Guo Ke and Cheng Bing nodded thoughtfully.

Confucius asked suspiciously, "Why do you use handkerchiefs instead of handkerchief paper?" ”

Qingyun smiled, "If a girl cries, what is the difference between you going up and handing over a handkerchief and handkerchief?" ”

Confucius wanted to say that there was no difference, but suddenly understood, and then gave a thumbs up to the head of the dormitory, "High!" It's really high! ”

Guo Ke and Cheng Bing couldn't help laughing, they were both people of that era, and I have to say that the chubby Confucius's actions are really a little similar to the fat translator.

But it does make sense, the handkerchief paper is purely a meat bun to beat the dog, there is no return, and the handkerchief is different, one back and forth two contacts, not to mention, girls will give you a handkerchief at the same time, your image will also be brought up in your mind, which is equivalent to a handkerchief provides three contacts, which is too cost-effective.

Emperor Yun, who passively became a big Zuo, gave him a blank look, and continued, "In addition, you must also pay attention to your mental outlook.

Maintain a positive attitude, don't be idle all day, read more and exercise more, and make yourself look energetic, confident and enthusiastic, so as to attract the attention of girls. That's actually it...... Temperament. ”

In fact, he really wanted to say that this is the character design.

"By the way, there's one more important point." Qingyun finally reminded, "It is necessary to maintain self-confidence." Confident people are the most beautiful and handsome, don't feel inferior because of some of your own shortcomings, believe that you have the ability to attract girls, so that you can better pursue girls. ”

Hearing this, the three of them suddenly realized.

Although they have paid attention to their own image before, they have not systematically managed their image.

Now after listening to Qingyun's words, I suddenly feel that I have benefited a lot.

"It turns out that what we did before was not systematic enough!" Confucius sighed.

Qingyun tapped him with a volley of fingers, "You're really right, image, it's a system project." So the body is only a very small part. ”

Then, he spread his hands, "So, if you want to catch up with girls in college, you must first manage your own image." Do this well, and the rest will be much easier.

In fact, it also enhances your own value, and you can find better girls. ”

Confucius realized, "Since image is a system engineering, isn't it so important for me to lose weight?" I can pull points from somewhere else! ”

Qingyun laughed angrily, "You don't want to find a better one?" ”

Confucius smiled wryly, and then suddenly came to his senses, "Then the question is, what is what you just said, to avoid inappropriate situations from the source." ”

Qingyun glanced at him deeply, but Confucius avoided his gaze a little weakly.

Emperor Yun sighed in his heart and turned his head to look at Cheng Bing, "What kind of girl do you like?" ”

Cheng Bing's face suddenly turned red, and he muttered, "I...... I don't have a favorite girl yet. ”

Qingyun smiled bitterly, "Okay, let me change the angle, do you prefer long hair or short hair, or medium long hair, straight hair or curly hair, black hair or blonde hair, or any color is acceptable?" ”

Cheng Bing was stunned for a moment, then tilted his head and thought about it, and replied affirmatively, "Hei Changzhi!" ”

He probably understood what Qingyun meant, "First of all, pretty, must be pretty!" emmm…… I'm not saying it's pretty, like ...... Not like ...... Qin Manman and Teacher Su are the kind! Even if I could catch it, I wouldn't be able to hold it.

It's like that, how can I say it......"

Qingyun blinked his eyes, "Suppose Qin Manman's appearance is 10 points, and the senior sister wearing the diagonal sling over there is 5 points, do you want to ...... No, it should be how many points you can accept your girlfriend's looks? ”

Cheng Bing quietly looked at the delicate collarbone of the senior sister not far away, thought about it again and again, changed the score several times in his heart, and then said solemnly, "5 points!" But long legs, C or above! ”

Qingyun nodded and motioned for him to continue.

"Second, you must be smart, your child's IQ follows your mother, and a girl who is too stupid will make me very hard in the future."

"Third, to be emotionally stable, it doesn't have to be very gentle, you can have a strong personality."

"Fourth, Integrity and Kindness ......"

"Fifth, I like to watch movies, I like to watch reading, and I like to stay quietly instead of hula and run around the world, so that we have a common topic and a basis for communication."

"Sixth, I grew up in a city in the Northeast, and I hope she does too, so that we don't have differences in living habits."

"Seventh, I can make sweaters."

Guo Ke was directly stunned when he heard this, "No, I understand the first few well, you are the seventh ...... Isn't it a bit embarrassing? ”

Cheng Bing smiled, "Seventh is a binding condition, I think I will wear a sweater now, and there is a high probability that she will be a good girl." ”

After that, he added, "No, it's okay if you want to learn." ”

When Confucius was about to roll his eyes and show him, Qingyun nodded, "This is actually a good way to screen." ”

Upon hearing this, Confucius hissed, "No, don't you think that such a screening will miss a lot?" To be reasonable, now a lot of girls in the countryside won't fight, and you still ask for the city. ”

Qingyun shook his head, "No, you're wrong about this." You are in Fujian Province, and the countryside you see is different from the countryside that Cheng Bing said, his home Shenyang is in Dongliao Province, and the difference between urban and rural areas is too great. ”

Although Fujian cannot catch up with Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, it is also a coastal area, and its economic development is not bad.

In 2002, the per capita net income of urban areas was 9,847 yuan, and that of farmers was 5,920 yuan.

The two data of Dongliao Province are 6,150 yuan and 2,822 yuan respectively, which are much lower than those of Xishu.

Considering the easy availability of agricultural and sideline products that the peasants were born with, in fact, the peasants of Fujian Province were much richer than the urban residents of Dongliao Province at that time.

The income gap between the peasants in Ba Min Province and Dongliao Province, which is more than doubled, is completely different from each other in the era when prices were relatively low at the beginning of the century.

This gap made Confucius feel very embarrassed, but he also became more curious, "However, why do you mind so much that the woman is rural?" ”

Cheng Bing was stunned when he heard this, he said that the child was stunned, "Sleeping on a kang in the countryside in winter, and sleeping on a kang as a family, don't you think there is no private privacy?" Haven't you ever lived in the countryside? ”

Confucius was directly stunned, "Huokang? What's that? ”

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