The fairy friend replied truthfully: "Back then, I had something to do in the mortal world, and I attached a wisp of spiritual consciousness to that old man, so I fell in love with the cold fairy at first sight. ”

Confess in public, I'm really not afraid of death! Hua Zhen rubbed his temples and sighed silently in his heart.

Wu Hanqing gave the male fairy a friendly smile: "Trouble the fairy friend to stand up." ”

Huh? The male fairy didn't know why, but he did as he was told, because the smile on the other side seemed very promising.

Wu Hanqing smiled like a flower: "Thank you for your appreciation of this girl, but unfortunately, I have no interest in a man who is shorter than me." ”

It's so easy to refuse! The first reaction of the male guests.

Another sad man's attachment that he had been waiting for for more than 1,300 years suddenly collapsed.

A sloppy appearance is not welcomed, and a lack of height is also bounced away, that is because their hard conditions are insufficient, a beautiful male fairy friend who thinks that beauty and figure coexist took out a colorful peacock silk handkerchief embroidered with only an open screen, claiming that he and Wu Hanqing have feelings for each other.

Wu Hanqing casually threw out a water spell to show the other party's true face, and said unceremoniously: "Don't think that you can hide my eyes by covering the freckles on your face with rouge gouache, if you want to chase the old lady to cure your face first!" Also, I can admit that you have a handkerchief in your hand, but I have never seen you as a person! ”

If it weren't for the large number of people in the hall, Wu Hanqing really wanted to fan people out of the hall!

"Sister Shuang, your ability to lose things really makes me insightful, I'm curious about how I lost that piece of peacock silk handkerchief?" Yao Binyan took a handkerchief to wipe the helpless sweat droplets from his forehead.

"Xiao Yao, do you remember what I warned you in front of the mountain gate a few days ago?" Wu Hanqing asked rhetorically.

Yao Binyan thought about the scene when he went up the mountain a few days ago, when he and his disciples just came to the gate of Cangzhichen Mountain, and they collided with Wu Hanqing, who was trying to escape down the mountain, what did the other party say......

"Sister, I will warn you today: Don't fool around with Xin Ting in the future, especially when you go out, prevent fire and theft, and don't spit out bone slag. This time, the pit is big, so I shouldn't listen to her go out dressed as a man. ”

Yao Binyan had a flash of inspiration: "Could it be that the silk handkerchief is related to Sister Tao?" ”

"Congratulations, you're right!"

Yes?

Helan Hongyan glanced at Hua Zhen with a slanted look: What's the trouble with your cousin who loves to toss around?

Hua Zhen was dizzy, he didn't know where the crazy girl had gone to dig a pit. But he still gave a reassuring look: it's okay, it's just a small fight.

Ge Shu Wenrui listened attentively, shouldn't Tao Xinting have anything to do with the male fairy?

"Dan Zhixia has a new attraction in recent years, and Wujiling is what I helped her do." The dance chill is straight to the point.

"Sister, the tonic effect of black-bone chicken is far better than other breeds, and I will benefit from raising you!" Tao Xinting explained coquettishly.

Wu Hanqing did not deny it, and continued: "The little girl is greedy for fun, but she is still very principled in doing things, those seedlings at the beginning, they are not touched by cheating and abduction, they are not stealing, they are not robbing or stealing, and they don't spend money to buy them if they don't pick them up." "Deliberately selling a pass.

Xu Zicheng listened strangely, and casually guessed: "This is not, that is not, it can't be a competition, right?" ”

"Snap" snapped his fingers, "Congratulations, you got it right!" ”

Yes? The jaws of the crowd dropped.

When I was visiting the mortal world, it was just in time for a cooking competition, where all the contestants had to use chicken as the main ingredient to make a dish, and there was no restriction on the variety of chicken. The competition rewards black-bone chicken seedlings, 20 for the first place, 12 for the second place, and 6 for the third place.

Tao Xinting's cooking skills are no problem with making some home-cooked food, but it is not enough to take it out for the competition. Not to mention the two blind chefs around him, one of the things made is sour, the other is tired, and when the time comes, they will definitely let people throw it out. The dignified immortal disciple was kicked out of the arena by mortals because of his poor cooking skills, the picture is not good-looking, if it spreads out again, will he be mixed up in the immortal cultivation world?

"Then I guess there must have been a last-minute substitution at the last minute of the contest registration, and you were the one who participated." Xiahou Xuanming concluded.

"Correct." Wu Hanqing continued to narrate. In the following competition, it is common to get vegetable juice sauce or something, and the handkerchief used to wipe her hands is the colorful peacock silk handkerchief, she focused on the game and did not pay attention to the silk handkerchief that was placed on the stove, and when she was about to take it to wipe her hands, she found that the thing was missing, and she looked up to see a bird flying away with a handkerchief in her hand.

"You can use a spell to get it back!" Hua Zhen interjected, listening anxiously.

"I want to, but can I? Once cheating is discovered, you will be disqualified immediately, and the competition will be stopped and resumed. The competitors in the field are eager for someone to have a problem, and one less enemy counts as one. Let them catch the clues and wait for them to be bitten to death! ”

The truth is revealed, it turns out that the bird that casually took away the girl's silk handkerchief was raised by a male fairy!

Silk handkerchiefs and the like are usually people's personal things, not easy to give away, especially women are more about reputation, the first and second pieces are all explained clearly, the third piece must also be a misunderstanding, not to mention that the refusal has already been clarified, the male fairy is not good to quibble, otherwise it will be more than embarrassing.

In addition, what everyone must admire is: Dancing girl, your ability to lose everything has reached the realm of supernatural transformation, and there is no cure!

"Although my sister won the second place at the time, she is still so handsome, even if she is wearing coarse cloth men's clothes, she is just as handsome!" Yue Yaoke worshipped.

Mentioning Tao Xinting and the word "men's clothing", a sharp-eyed female fairy came out of her head, and a spell was thrown at Wu Hanqing, making her change into a man's appearance. "Like, too much! No, you're him! I've been looking for you for a long time, but I haven't been able to find you, it turns out that you are a woman, you lied to me! ”

"Girl, who are you, I've never seen you, how can you lie!" Wu Hanqing hurriedly cleared up the relationship.

"Back then, I saw you dressed in men's clothes and pretending to be a Taoist of Tao Fairy to drive away a son with a bad style, I thought you were a benevolent and righteous gentleman, but I didn't want you to be a liar who deliberately pretended to be a man and played with other people's feelings!"

A man looks at his sister and entangles him, what is this woman doing here? Hua Zhen couldn't listen to it anymore, and slapped the table: "Nonsense!" The frost girl is a mistake, and wearing men's clothes is just for the convenience of acting outside, but she is not grinding glasses, when did she fall in love with you? You keep saying that she lied to you, so did she cheat your money, or did she cheat your sex?! ”

was yelled at by Hua Zhen, and most of the fairy's excitement was extinguished, and her voice weakened: "All, no." ”

"Cut...... People didn't provoke you, what kind of fun did you make by yourself, men and women didn't know the difference between unrequited love! Xu Zicheng was lukewarm and spit out a bad sentence on the side.

A word poked at the sore spot, and the fairy ran away in tears, and she had no face to see anyone......

Hua Zhen covered his forehead with his hand, can he stop for a while? The frost girl is ruthless in attracting bees and butterflies, and he can't count how many times he has cleaned up the mess after him.

The front foot ran out, and an unexpected guest came in the back foot, and a mouth was a magic weapon to find Wu Hanqing to repair the broken. After thinking about it for a while in my memory, I recognized that this person was the master of Wu Hanqing, the god of the sea.

The guests were eye-opening, from ancient times to the present, there have always been apprentices looking for masters to practice magic weapons, and for the first time, they have seen a master looking for apprentices to practice magic weapons.

That's it, anyway, this pair of notoriously strange masters and apprentices, anything out of the ordinary is normal.

In order to show the friendship of the landlord, the head of Zishu plans to let the disciple add a seat, Xiaohai is a knowledgeable person, and it is not good to cause more trouble by coming rashly, so he makes do with his own junior brother Xiaohe.

"Xiao Lang!" A certain fairy recognized Xiaohai who had just stepped into the temple door at a glance.

"You, you, you're actually a dude!" Another fairy looked at Wu Han Qing for a long time and pointed out, "Then you said last time that you broke your sleeve to deliberately deceive me!" ”

When he heard someone shouting Xiao Lang, Wu Hanqing immediately waved his fan and went to Xiaohai Fan to make a spell to change his clothes. "Where did Xiao Lang come from, look dazzled!"

Jingwen Zhenjun was a little lucky, fortunately, the teacup in his hand had just been put back on the table, otherwise his frightened and trembling hands would have to turn over the tea, wouldn't he lose his manners?

In the past few days of staying in Cangzhichen, rumors about the pair of strange masters and apprentices abound, and they have never been broken in their ears, and now what does that girl say, dare to claim to be broken sleeves, and there should be a degree of nonsense! Unorthodox!

Xiao He remained silent from beginning to end, quietly being a guest, hearing nothing and seeing nothing, as if he didn't know the two troublemakers.

Sangquan Shenjun said unevenly: "What kind of dazzling eyes, I can clearly see that it is you who changed the costume of the Venerable Master and deliberately covered it up." "If this matter rests on Wu Hanqing, it will be difficult to say, but it is difficult to say if it rests on Xiaohai, after all, the woman's reputation is as big as the sky.

There must be one and there are two, the dance is helpless, and obediently explains. Xiaohai's outfit was designed by her back then, and Xiaohai looked good-looking and wore it out, which happened to match the fairy's taste, and has been entangled ever since. The fairy still has a bad look, and Xiaohai doesn't mean that to her, and several times she wears that outfit to help send people.

Everyone is suspicious, the credibility is too low, and there is no lack of possibility of lying, after all, things sound too.

In order to prove that what he said was true, Wu Hanqing pointed to Yao Binyan and said, "Binyan, call the unknown handsome little guy behind you to come over." ”

"Huh?" Yao Binyan was suddenly named, stunned, glanced at Xun Feichen behind him, and obediently walked out of the seat.

"Good." Wu Hanqing nodded, "Confirm with you, I have never met you before I went back to Yunzhiyi to listen to the teaching, and I don't know each other, including the little boy next to you who only met me for the first time today, right?" ”

Yao Binyan nodded seriously and said, "That's right." ”

Wu Hanqing confirmed to the fairy: "Has the fairy ever recognized the two of them?" ”

The fairy shook her head: "I don't recognize it." ”

"You heard me clearly, I wasn't cheating."

All the guests looked at each other, puzzled, and the ghost knew what kind of medicine was sold in the girl's gourd.

With a wave of the dancing fan, Yao Binyan and Xun Feichen's costumes changed instantly, and the color and style were exactly the same as those worn by the god of the sea just now.

In the next moment, everyone was intimidated by the fairy's words.

"Xiao Lang, how did you become two?"