Knock knock, faint, so how can the unreliable come true?

In fact, there is a 1 in 10,000 chance of success. It is said that the dance was cold that day, and it was the mountain on the costume that stepped on the thunder.

The dancing fan waved again, and Xiaohai changed into the same outfit with herself. Others looked carefully, and it was clear that there were four different people who clashed into shirts, and entering the eyes of the fairy was a different scenery.

"Xiao Lang, why did you become four again?"

The fairy glanced back and forth at the four of them several times, and finally chose to stand beside Xun Feichen and took his arm. "You are my Xiao Lang, they are all fake."

Xun Feichen was taken aback, and immediately reacted: "This fairy, you recognize the wrong person." ”

The more he pumped his arm sharply, the tighter the other party refused to let go. Xun Feichen increased his strength but didn't dare to go too far, so as not to hurt people.

"Fairy, you really recognize the wrong person, his name is Xun Feichen, not your Xiao Lang!" Yao Binyan stepped forward to help, trying to pull away the blind woman.

The audience who ate melons saw it really clearly, and it was already tactful to say that her eyes were not good, and to put it bluntly, she was face blind.

"You fake, let go, I won't let you snatch Xiao Lang!"

Where did Yao Binyan expect that the cultivation of the female fairy was far above him, and with a little force, he pushed him far away.

Seeing that her sweetheart was about to be robbed by a crazy woman, Yao Yumeng could still sit still, and hurriedly rushed up to push the fairy away: "You unreasonable woman, robbing men in broad daylight!" ”

"You ......" The fairy was about to say something again, and suddenly the words came to her lips and she didn't want to say anything, because Xiao Lang, who was in her heart, disappeared in the blink of an eye.

When she saw it, she accepted it, and Wu Hanqing promptly restored Xun Feichen, Yao Binyan, and her own costumes to their original state, leaving Xiaohai with Xiao Lang's outfit.

The fairy turned her head, her eyes swirling around Xiaohai and Wu Hanqing, especially the voice of her rival in love. "Xiao Lang, last time you hugged her and said that she was your Taoist companion, how did she become your apprentice today, did you deliberately lie to me!"

"Yes." Xiaohai decisively admitted that no matter how greedy he was, he couldn't joke about etiquette, which damaged the reputation of his apprentices.

At that time, it was also a coincidence, Xiaohai and the fairy couldn't make sense and planned to run away, who knew that his baby apprentice was short of hand and found it, so he promised the apprentice to repay the money in the future, not only free of interest but also a seven-fold discount, so the matter of pretending to be a Taoist couple was decisively concluded!

Hee-hee, the woman who delivered it to the door didn't have to be in vain!

Bang! Thunder exploded in everyone's heads.

Ridiculous! Ridiculous!

Xu Zicheng rolled his eyes at the fairy, did he have to force people to do things to such an extent? "You woman is funny, you only know your clothes and not your face, and if one day there are other men wearing the same clothes as your husband, you will not run away with them in a daze? Just a stupid woman like you who will put a hat on her husband at every turn, what man would dare to marry you! ”

"You ......"

"What are you, am I not right? At least I don't want to be laughed at for having my wife take someone else for her husband for having been put into bed! ”

The fairy ran out of the hall in tears, and her heart ran out of the hall like ashes.

"God, it's a blockbuster!" Wu Hanqing gave him a thumbs up approvingly. "Talent, oh no, it's genius! Don't you know, I have rejected that woman more than 20 times, and the tricks are not the same, including the last time I pretended to be a Taoist couple and I didn't succeed, I didn't expect you to make her completely dead in just two sentences, great! ”

There is no way, sometimes you have to be ruthless and hit the nail on the head, otherwise the other party will be obsessed and entangled, and in the end it will be you who will have a headache.

In this way, the black cauldron of Xiaohai, a negative man, can be unloaded.

It's not over yet, and there's still one standing on the side waiting to ask for an explanation. Why did the dance of men's clothing on the mountain road smile at her?

At the beginning, the fairy found Wu Han to confess several times, but she didn't have the slightest impression of the fairy at all, and then listened to the fairy many times, and she finally remembered a little. On the day of the first meeting, the dance of the men's clothes happened to say goodbye to the residents of the town who were sent to the official road, and those who were rescued and resettled by the flood were rescued and resettled by her, so they were grateful to her and sent them farther away.

Wu Hanqing waved to the residents, and the fairy happened to pass by, deeply attracted by her smile. However, there are people coming and going on the official road, where does she remember which passer-by is the fairy!

There is a black line, people say goodbye well, what are you doing to be amorous?

Helian Chunxi took a deep breath and digested it, and interjected, "Since it was a misunderstanding, why didn't the dancing girl directly admit that you are a woman?" ”

Wu Hanqing expressed her helplessness: "Helian Gongzi, I said that she has to be willing to accept the reality, she refuses to believe that I am the twin sister of the playboy." Including the scene where I spent a lot of money to find a group of women and me to pretend to be peacocks in the morning and dusk, she still didn't move! ”

"...... "This is too persistent!"

The other juniors have a hint of envy, you can recruit peach blossoms without doing anything, why aren't we so lucky? Think about it again, it's just that it's fun to meet someone you like to be so sticky, and if you change it to something you don't like, it's probably annoying.

Thinking of this, Ge Shu Wenrui expressed a little sympathy for Wu Hanqing. "And how did you solve it?"

Later, it's simple, just like the talented fairy, it doesn't make sense! It wasn't until the last time Xiaohai came to her to repair the broken magic weapon, and she promised to give the master three new magic weapons to play with in addition to the repaired magic weapon, plus the newly developed elixir to try, so the broken sleeve drama was successfully staged, and finally drove the other party away.

Hehe, the man who delivered it to the door didn't have to be in vain!

Ridiculous! Ridiculous!

Why does it feel like you're so tired? 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past.

"You woman is a kraft candy essence! The face blind just now is still understandable, how long is your head, you don't want to believe the truth, you don't want to listen to lies, it's not a shame to stick it upside down! Xu Zicheng complained bluntly.

Another injured fairy ran out of the scene in tears.

The daughter's tears were reasonable, and a certain male voice whimpered inexplicably. "I remember that woman, because she almost lost the old man's first kiss. Woohoo......"

When everyone looked at it, it was the god of the sea.

"What are you crying about, it's not enough to be ashamed!" He shouted in his ear: "At the beginning, this apprentice was taken back by you with a dead face, but now you are solving a little trouble for the apprentice and sacrificing a little hue!" ”

Jingwen Zhenjun was stunned, and he didn't expect that Xiaohe had thrown away the courtesy, righteousness and shame to such a point. Where did the demeanor of the immortal cultivator go?

In other words, Xu Zicheng dared to speak to a woman like this, Sang You Shenjun had already stared at him with an eye knife, but now it is a few who are messing around with other masters and apprentices, so he should help others in disguise and be too lazy to bother with him.

Of course, there are a bunch of things, but everyone can see how the notoriety spread by the ambiguous master-apprentice relationship, the soul seducer, the thin lover, etc., came about.

Helan Hongyan threw Hua Zhen a slanted eye again: Don't tell me you don't know anything about this pile of.

Hua Zhen responded calmly: I really don't know, in short, all misunderstandings are solved, you can't run.

A certain scattered fairy man observed for a long time in a remote location, and finally confirmed that it was correct. Nine hundred years ago, when a plague broke out in the hometown of his mortal descendants, Wu Hanqing happened to pass by on a hunting trip and cured them with her superb medical skills. In order to repay the grace of saving his life, the scattered fairy man is willing to worship him as a teacher.

"Sister, it's not easy, I finally came to save trouble." Lang Qi felt that studying was much easier to spend than love and hate.

Wu Hanqing vetoed simply: "I'm not interested in accepting apprentices." ”

The scattered fairy man turned to look at the god of the sea, it doesn't matter, it's okay if you can't become an apprentice and become a junior brother.

Xiaohai glanced at him, yawned boredly, and said, "Too weak, not interested." Or ask your junior brother, he has always been in charge of accepting disciples. ”

was named, Xiaohe Lingzun snorted coldly: "The motive is not pure, don't accept it." ”

"Lingzun is kidding, right? It's just to learn from a teacher, not to steal from a teacher to learn and steal a master's learning, and there is no need to be afraid. Fei Lian helped to intercede.

Xiao He was a little uncomfortable listening to his ears, especially the last four words, just by how much waves his braincase could set off, his crooked mind had not yet been put into practice, and he let a certain female door god cut it down, afraid of a ghost!

Xiaohe doesn't mind telling the truth about the reason, there are more apprentices in Shangqing Zhilan, the apprenticeship is fake, and it is true to take the opportunity to talk to the female disciples in the door, what can you learn if you have too many distractions, it is better to go home and farm.

Since the introduction of the dance cold, the appearance of the male and female disciples recruited after that has generally improved, unless the disciple's talent is so good that he has nothing to say, and he has to make an exception to get started, of course, the character must be guaranteed to be upright, and the dance cold will not joke with the strength of the sect.

This is the idea that the scattered fairy man played, who would have expected that Xiao He would see through it blindfolded. In front of him, there were already six people, both male and female, who begged for the dance and couldn't do it, and finally ended up being bored, so why did he bother to come? Can't you still shout loudly at this time that you are willing to make a personal promise in order to repay your kindness, isn't it self-inflicted?

The scattered fairy man turned his mind to dispel his thoughts, and there are 10,000 ways to repay his kindness, and this way is not going to lead to other ways.

Helan Hongyan stared at the scattered immortal man a few more times, and it could be seen that the other party was not so easy to give up. However, before he could blow his hair, a certain beauty lover had already jumped to his feet.

"Boy, don't take Young Master Ben as a blind man, I think I can't see that you are not dead in love with the cold girl, which of the few just now is not better than you, give up as soon as possible!" Ji Weicheng cast a warning look.

"I agree with Ji Gongzi's opinion, you and the frost girl are not suitable." Xiahou Xuanming mended the knife in time, "I am a friend of the frost girl, as a friend, I don't want her to trust anyone." After speaking, he glanced at Helan Hongyan intentionally or unintentionally.

The Ji family is the first family of the Xianmen, and the power is strong and cannot be provoked, and the Emperor Xuanming has a very high position in the heavenly realm, and finally followed the direction of his glance, and felt a chill all over his body, it turned out to be the eyes of Hongyan Shangxian who "dare to move your crooked mind, Lao Tzu will kill you".

The scattered fairy man surrendered, and Zhiqu chose to shut up.

Xiaohai seemed to be a little reluctant, and kindly persuaded: "If you really want to improve your strength, you can ask Gao Ming, I am not a diligent master, and Xiao Shuangshuang warned me that in the future, it doesn't matter if the apprentices are male or female, but they must be smart and cultivated, open-minded and sensible, otherwise they will betray the master and leave me." I can't bear our little frost! The more he spoke, the more sad he became, and he almost took his sleeve to wipe his teary eyes.

Countless pairs of eyes popped out of their sockets in shock. Don't be so sad! It's overdone!

Slowly, what did Xiao Hai just say, Wu Hanqing dared to threaten his master with "betraying the master"? They are really the first absurd master and apprentice of a pair of eternal adventures!