"Ears! Ear! ”

A few poignant exclamations pierced the sky.

Sima Bei's voice sounded leisurely after that exclamation, "My trick is called the wall has ears, how about it...... Convincing or not? ”

"Help you grandma!" The right side of the man's face was pressed against the wall, his facial features twisted painfully, and he said inwardly, "Hurry up and let go!" My ears are about to be rubbed out of blood! Once you see blood, your nature is different, and you will have to eat at least ten years in prison! ”

Sima Bei's right palm pressed the left side of the man's face with the eight-character eyebrows, and spat lightly on the ground, "Lao Tzu is not scared to graduate, why don't you fool me, if you want to talk about the law, Lao Tzu is more familiar than you!" Article 234 of the Criminal Law provides that a person who intentionally injures the body of another person shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, short-term detention or controlled release, and if he causes serious injury, he shall be sentenced to not less than three years but not more than 10 years......

"Yes, absolutely! You are so cruel! ”

"Fart! I'm in self-defense...... Yo, you still dare to threaten me? Looks like I'm not defending myself well enough! ”

"Oops, to die...... It's very powerful, and if I try harder, my ears will be really useless! ”

"It doesn't matter, everyone has two ears, one is wasted, and there is one, and it doesn't affect much......"

"It's not...... I'm just one ear! If this right ear is useless, I will be deaf! If you don't believe me, if you look closely at my left ear, as long as you are not blind, you will definitely be able to see what is special about it! ”

Sima Bei looked at it, and sure enough, he saw that the left ear of the man with eight-character eyebrows was a fake ear made of plastic, and said in surprise, "It's vivid!" Now that plastic surgery is becoming popular, do you want to use a knife on your ears, why don't you get a pointy hairy ear like an elf, it will definitely be more eye-catching! ”

Bazi frowned and said, "Don't talk nonsense, I didn't do it voluntarily, I was forced...... After a sleep, my ears were gone, and I searched the whole village but couldn't find ......"

"You can't even keep your ears as a security guard, no wonder the security in this village is so bad!" Sima Bei snatched the shovel from the man's hand, slowly removed the hand that was pressed on the face of the eight-character eyebrow, and said triumphantly, "Look at your pitiful, let you go for the time being...... Take off your pants and give me them, and get out of here! ”

The man with eight eyebrows slowly straightened up, but he didn't take off his clothes according to Sima Bei's words, but smiled meaningfully, stared straight into Sima Bei's eyes and said, "Look at your age, you should be a sensible person, maybe you haven't got a family yet, but you must have parents and friends...... Never have any dangerous thoughts, they will be sad...... Come, say sorry to me, say that you are wrong, promise that there will be no next time, I may see that you are pitiful, and I will not care about you. ”

Sima Bei's gaze slowly moved downward, and the black ninety-two pistol on the right hand of the eight-character eyebrows stayed for a few seconds, the corners of his eyes twitched a few times, and his expression stiffened, "You security guards here are all equipped with guns?" ”

"Security guards, keep one side safe, there is no hard guy in your hand, how can you keep safe?" The man with eight-eyebrow snorted coldly, "Hurry up and kneel down and admit your mistakes, sing a hundred times to conquer, and I will spare you!" ”

Sima Bei smiled awkwardly, raised his hands above his head, and said with a wink while kneeling down slowly, "Big brother, do you know how to use a gun?" This kind of ninety-two must first open the safety before you can shoot! ”

The man with eight-eyebrow twisted his eyebrows, and said with some weakness in his heart, "Didn't I open the insurance?" ”

"No, it seems that you don't know how to use a gun, big brother, I'll teach you......" Sima Bei suddenly jumped up, held the gun with his right hand, grabbed the wrist of the man with eight eyebrows with his left hand and twisted it, and snatched the nine-second hand gun lightly and quickly, and was about to say something, but suddenly felt that the weight of the nine-hand gun in his hand was a little wrong, and after carefully distinguishing it, he gently pulled the trigger, stared at the small flames coming out of the muzzle, and twitched a few times, "This is also plastic?" Is it a lighter? ”

The man with the eight-eyebrow smiled shyly, "These clothes and pistols are props...... Actually, I'm an actor! ”

Sima Bei stared at the man with eight eyebrows and was silent for a long time, and suddenly applauded, "Talent! ”

The man with eight-eyebrow was slightly stunned, and said in surprise, "How do you know that my name is Ren Cai?" Oh! I understand, big brother, you are a real policeman, no wonder you either know the law! You didn't come here to handle the case, you just came to the water and soil and didn't adapt to it, so you planted it! It's okay, I can help you, it's not a secret, I wanted to be a policeman when I was a child, but I couldn't achieve it if I stayed here on the island, so my surging justice had nowhere to put it......"

Sima Bei was speechless for a while, looked at the nine-second-hand gun in his hand, inserted it into his boxer underwear, held the shovel and pointed to the clothes on the man with eight eyebrows, and said coldly, "Don't pull the calf with me, take it off quickly...... Anything later, I'll catch a cold! ”

The man with eight eyebrows said with a bitter face, "Can you not take off your pants...... I'm in a hurry to go out today, and I'm not wearing underwear. ”

Sima Bei rolled his eyes, suddenly raised the shovel, patted the man's head with a figure-eight eyebrow very measuredly, and said lightly, "Forget it, I'll do it myself, you have too much nonsense!" ”

"It's too brutal...... "The man with the eight-eyebrow spat out a bitter sentence, his eyes were dark, and he only felt that many small birds were flying on his head, and then he fell straight down.

Sima Bei quickly took off the man's clothes and pants and put them on himself, turned around, and just walked out of the alley, he saw a middle-aged Taoist priest wearing torn sneakers looking at him, frowning, and said, "You saw it all?" ”

The middle-aged Taoist priest nodded, "I can see it very clearly, the donor's method is very traditional!" ”

Sima Bei coughed lightly and explained, "It's not what you think, it was his hand that made the first move, and I was just defending ......."

"It's okay!" The middle-aged Taoist priest shook his head slowly, "Patriarch Sanqing once said that everything in this world belongs to everyone and should be shared by everyone. ”

Sima Bei smiled slightly, "It makes sense, if they are immortals, in this state of mind, we are really not comparable to selfish ordinary people." ”

The middle-aged Taoist priest smiled, took out a piece of talisman paper from his arms, blinked his eyes and said, "Donor, I look at your bones Qingqi, extraordinary knowledge, and my Taoist family is very fateful, this talisman is given to you, to ensure that you are exhausted from the three disasters, and the six difficulties will not be disturbed, it can be regarded as a good fate for you and me." ”

Sima Bei picked his face, took the talisman, and said with gratitude on his face, "Thank you Dao Elder for your blessing!" ”

The middle-aged Taoist priest smiled, stretched out his right hand and said, "How much can you give me?" ”

Sima Bei was stunned, looked at the middle-aged Taoist priest's right hand, and then looked at the ghost drawing talisman in his hand, and wondered, "Isn't this what you gave me?" ”

"That's right, this is the fate I gave you," the middle-aged Taoist priest said with a smile on his face, "Next, it's time for you to give me yuan, do you give fifty yuan, or one hundred yuan?" ”