Chapter 5: Shake it
Sima Bei said with an ugly face, "You want to give money?" Then I don't want your fate......"
The middle-aged Taoist priest waved his hand and said, "You can't retreat...... If you return this talisman paper to me, the three calamities and the six calamities will find you, and today you will have a bloody disaster! ”
Sima Bei glanced at the middle-aged Taoist priest with slanted eyes, simply put the talisman paper in his pocket, climbed on the shoulders of the middle-aged Taoist priest and walked back to the alley, took a deep breath and said, "The disaster of blood and light, right?" It sounds serious, but I really can't return this rune paper to you...... Do you still have rune paper on you? Give me a few more and add a few more layers of insurance! ”
The middle-aged Taoist priest immediately took out eight runes from his arms, handed them to Sima Bei's hand, and said with a bright smile, "Donor, these runes are all incense burned in the view for seven hundred and forty-nine days, each rune paper is painted with extremely precious cinnabar, usually a rune paper charges others one hundred and eight yuan, you want more, I will give you a discount, these nine runes will charge you eight hundred and eighty-eight......
"It's good to get a discount," Sima Bei sneered, put all the rune papers in his pocket, moved his neck a few times, and said, "I'll also give the Dao Leader a discount!" ”
Ping Pong!
A muffled sound came from the alley.
A few minutes later, Sima Bei slowly walked out of the alley again, tidied up his somewhat messy clothes, and breathed a long sigh of relief, "I kind of understand, there is no good person in this village, and the treacherous can't play horizontally, and you still have to be hard when you go out to avoid being bullied!" ”
The middle-aged Taoist priest with a blue nose and swollen face walked out against the wall, and said with a sad face, "Donor, it's not right for you to do this, you don't believe in the Tao, you are unreasonable, and you will be punished......
Sima Bei turned his head and glared at the middle-aged Taoist priest, and said sharply, "You still dare to curse me?" ”
The middle-aged Taoist priest immediately squatted on the ground, hugged his head and said, "Don't do it...... Harmony is precious, and harmony makes money! I know you don't belong here, do you want to leave the village and go back to where you came from? ”
Hearing this, Sima Bei turned around and stared at the middle-aged Taoist priest, "Do you know how to leave this island?" ”
The middle-aged Taoist priest nodded like a chicken pecking rice, "The Sanqing Patriarch knows everything. ”
Sima Beihu wondered, "You know the way to get out of here, why are you still here?" ”
The middle-aged Taoist priest smiled bitterly, "Because that method is not suitable for me." ”
"What's the method?"
"If you want to leave this island, you must first go to the Good People Village, there is a way to leave the island, but I can't enter the Good People Village."
"Good people village? Is there another village on this island? ”
"There are good and bad, and vice versa."
"Why can't you enter the Good People Village?"
"I don't say that I can't get in, but if I do, I'll be kicked out......"
Sima Bei's eyes rolled, and then he suddenly said, "Good people, all the people in the village are good people?" ”
The middle-aged Taoist priest tilted his head and thought for a moment, "At least, in the eyes of those people, the people in our village are all bad people. ”
Sima Beishen agreed, "I agree with them, I think I should be a good person...... So where is the village of good people? ”
Seeing that Sima Bei didn't seem to be able to do anything to himself again, the middle-aged Taoist priest stood up slowly, pursed his lips and said, "It's not far from here, first go straight for a thousand meters, then turn left, then turn right, then turn left, drill through a dog hole, walk through a small forest, turn right, then turn left......"
Sima Bei listened for a while, and frowned, "It's so round...... Who remembers! What kind of Taoist leader, are you free now, can you accompany me on a trip? ”
The middle-aged Taoist priest hesitated, gritted his teeth, pretended to be determined, took the lead in taking a few steps forward, and sighed, "Okay, you and I are destined, then I'll accompany you on a trip!" ”
Sima Bei always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say what was wrong, shook his head a few times, and was only secretly vigilant in his heart, but he still followed the middle-aged Taoist priest and walked towards a certain place on the island.
Half an hour later, after some twists and turns, the two finally came to a barbed wire wall.
The middle-aged Taoist priest pointed to the side behind the barbed wire wall, and said with relief, "Donor, that is the village of good people, I can only accompany you here......
Sima Bei looked at the place pointed by the middle-aged Taoist priest through the diamond shape woven by the iron wire, and said curiously, "That is the village of good people?" ”
The middle-aged Taoist priest hummed lightly, and pointed to a path behind the wire wall, "Do you see the wallet on the path?" ”
Sima Bei followed the middle-aged Taoist priest's fingers, and sure enough, he saw a leather wallet, and nodded blankly.
The middle-aged Taoist priest explained unhurriedly, "That wallet has been sitting there for several days, but no one has picked it up...... If the road is not forgotten, isn't this a village of good people? ”
Sima Bei's eyes lit up, and he said thoughtfully, "That must be a good people's village...... looked at the middle-aged Taoist priest with a sideways face, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly, "Thank you for leading the way, I have one last question, please don't hesitate to give advice." ”
The middle-aged Taoist priest touched the stubble on his chin and said lightly, "You're welcome, just ask whatever you want!" You and I are destined, I naturally know everything! ”
Sima Bei smashed his mouth and said, "How can I get over?" There is no end to this barbed wire, and there is no door on it......"
The middle-aged Taoist priest smiled casually, "Donor, how can you just think about taking a detour when you encounter difficulties, you should go head-on!" ”
"The Taoist means ......"
"Turn it over!"
"It's that simple?"
"It's that simple!"
General Sima Bei glanced at the middle-aged Taoist priest suspiciously, took out the nine rune papers from his pocket, handed them back to the middle-aged Taoist priest, and said apologetically, "Daoist, I was reckless before, let's return these things to you, I don't need them, you find someone else who is destined...... For my sake, why don't you show how to turn it over first? ”
The middle-aged Taoist priest took the talisman paper, put it back in his arms, and sighed, "Donor, you are really too cautious...... Originally, I showed you that it was not impossible, but today is Arbor Day, and once I cross the line, I will be punished, so you can only turn it over by yourself. Of course, if you suspect that there are any traps here, you can also stay here forever, and it would be good for us to be companions. ”
Sima Bei thought for a moment, unwilling to stay on this small island, squinted his eyes and said, "There are really no traps?" ”
The middle-aged Taoist priest picked up a stone the size of a cantaloupe, threw it upward, threw it over the wire wall, pointed to the place where the stone fell, and said, "It didn't collapse, did it?" If you're worried that the barbed wire won't be able to bear your weight, you can shake it forward. ”
"Shake it? Is that so? Sima Bei stretched out his right hand, grabbed it on the barbed wire, and shook it vigorously a few times.
A strange smile appeared on the corner of the middle-aged Taoist priest's mouth, and he nodded, "That's right." ”
Suddenly, a powerful electric current lit up on the barbed wire!
Sima Bei was suddenly struck by lightning, his hair stood on end, his face was scorched, and he turned his head to look at the middle-aged Taoist priest with difficulty, wanting to say something, but he just spit out a puff of black smoke, and then sank to the ground.
The middle-aged Taoist priest squatted down, looked down at Sima Bei on the ground, shook his head and sighed, "Donor, I have said it, you can't return the talisman paper, the three calamities and six calamities will find you, why are you so disobedient......"