Chapter 8: The Road to Heaven

"Calm down! Calm to create a harmonious society! ”

The dragon right monster screamed, took a quick step back, dodged Sima Bei's right hand that suddenly probed through a slightly larger hole in the barbed wire, and smiled a little embarrassedly, "You are a detective, you are a good person, don't be so irritable, come and ...... Take a deep breath with me, the world is so wonderful, it's no big deal to lose your wallet! Be generous and tolerant! ”

Sima Bei spat lightly at Long You, and said angrily, "You are a perpetrator who also asks the victim to be tolerant, who gave you a face!" I'm talking to you about the wallet, I'm settling with you the accounts that caused Lao Tzu to live in this place, and I'm asking you for justice for being robbed by those bastards! Of course, you have to give me back your wallet too! ”

"To be reasonable, this is an accident, and I don't want to," Long You said with an aggrieved face, "If it weren't for your four-eyed friend who found out that I stole your wallet and yelled at me to startle me, we wouldn't have fallen off the bridge at all, let alone appeared here, and to some extent, I was also a victim...... As for the robbery you mentioned, I don't know at all, you are completely making things out of nothing and making trouble! ”

"Am I vexatious? I don't dare to admit it, phew! Scumbag! You dare to say that you don't know that swimming fitness instructor, you two look the same obscene, most of them are wild brothers, right? ”

"What swim fitness instructor? Look at my physique, my athletic skills, do I still need fitness? ”

"Isn't that stumbled woman your concubine? There is also the little girl who sells flowers, the old man with a bull's nose...... They should be a gang with you, the method of fraud is much the same, you must have taught it! ”

"What a mess, have you been soaking in the sea for too long, your brain is in water, I have been in this village of good people since I woke up, where do you know what bull-nosed old way...... Besides, I'm a thief, don't lie! ”

"Good people village? Could it be that the Taoist priest didn't lie to me, behind this wire wall is the village of good people......" Sima Bei muttered when he heard this, squinted at Long You, touched his chin and said, "You are really not in the same group as those people?" ”

Long You raised his right hand and said in a heartfelt manner, "If I were friends with those fraudsters and robbers, I would never be able to steal a wallet in my life!" ”

Sima Beihu glanced at Long Yi suspiciously, pondered for a moment, and the corners of his mouth suddenly turned up slightly, "If the poisonous oath is to be useful, what else do you need the police to do...... So, you turn over from this iron net, as long as you turn over, I will believe you! If you're afraid that the net won't be able to withstand it, you can shake it first......"

Long You pursed his mouth, shook his head very simply and refused, "Don't turn it, don't shake it." ”

Sima Bei's face suddenly darkened, and he spat heavily on the ground, gritting his teeth and saying, "I knew you must be in league with them!" Bastard...... "looked around, picked up a stone from the ground, and threw it towards Long You, "If I don't beat you up today and can't find Bei, I won't be called Sima Bei!" ”

The dragon turned sideways on the right side, deftly dodged the stone, pointed to a certain broken sign a hundred paces away on the left side of the barbed wire, and frowned, "You're crazy, didn't you see that warning sign?" This also dares me to turn it over, what if I am electrocuted? ”

Sima Bei was stunned, followed the finger of the dragon's right, and sure enough, he saw a wooden sign in the middle of a cluster of barren grass, and the four words "electricity danger" crawled crookedly on it, and suddenly his face became even more ugly, and after being silent for a long time, he said sullenly, "Forget it, if you don't dare to come, just stay honestly, I will also go over left and right, and then we will have a good ......."

"What are you doing here? I don't know how to get out of the wall, but I try to get out. ”

"Don't bother, even if you find a way to get out, you'll have to drill back then, and the way out is not in the bad guy village here......"

"Bad guy village? Is your village over there? ”

"If it's a village of good people over there, of course it's a village of bad people on my side."

"Then we should stay in the Bad Guy Village! I can't stay here for a moment, you wait, I'll find a way to get over right away! ”

"Is there something wrong with your ears, I just said, the way out is not here, what are you going to do here? Don't you want to go back? ”

"Of course I want to go back sooner...... It's just that there may be no way out on your side, but there is a dead end on my side! ”

The people inside the wall want to come out, the people outside the wall want to go in, the world is about the same, both of them have their own insistence, and they can't help but freeze in place for a while.

After staring at each other silently for a few seconds, Sima Bei pouted and said, "You are a bad person, it is inevitable to be uncomfortable in the Good People Village, I am different, I am a good person, I will definitely have a smooth mix......"

"If you're a good person, you can't come!" Long You said what happened to him before with a bitter expression, and sighed lightly, "This good people's village is very problematic, and it is a place where you can't leave when you come." ”

Sima Bei twisted his eyebrows and thought for a while, then said in a low voice, "I'm afraid that someone has brainwashed me, the idea is indeed a bit extreme...... But the old bull-nosed Taoist said that if you want to leave this island, you can only go to the good people village first...... And when you get to the Good People Village, it is possible to stay forever, this is a perfect closed loop, there is no solution! ”

Long You blinked his eyes and said, "There is also a solution, there was a Master Lu who said before that there was no road in this world, and there were more people walking, so there was a road...... There may be no way out of the bad guy village, but we can find a way out together! ”

Sima Bei shook his head and said, "I've tried, and I can't swim far...... A big wave crashes and immediately returns to the water! ”

"Didn't you think about making a boat?"

"Not only did I think about it, but I also tried it, and there were no accidents, the same result."

"It's hard for you to row alone, but now that we're two people, maybe we can make a sturdier and bigger sailboat, and surely sail farther than you did before!"

Sima Bei's eyes lit up slightly, and he nodded in agreement, "You are a thief, and your kung fu is definitely not weak...... With my mind, and your dexterity, we can build a steamship together and return to D City by the time! But I'll talk about the ugly things first, and now I'm forced to cooperate with you, and when I return to City D, I'll still arrest you and take you to the police station! ”

Long You touched his nose and said, "Naturally, as long as you can catch me...... These are all afterthoughts, we still have to start from the first step in a down-to-earth manner, so that we can embark on the journey home steadily! ”

Sima Bei smiled knowingly, "Of course, you have to come over there first...... How about it, do you have an idea, do you want me to help you think? ”

Long You took out a bowl and a spoon from his arms, and said with a smile, "Don't dare to bother the great detective, I have already thought of a way, there is no way to be endless, even if the sky wants to be a way to be unparalleled, I can also come out of the underground planing road!" ”

With that, Long You immediately lay on the ground and dug under the wire wall with a bowl and spoon.

Sima Bei hugged his shoulder, smashed his mouth and said, "Won't it be too slow, or you should turn it over, even if you are coronaized, I will catch your ...... below"

Long You rolled his eyes, but did not answer, and continued to dig his own escape path diligently.

At this moment, a child's voice sounded behind the dragon's right side, "Sand sculpture, what are you digging here?" Oh! I see, are you trying to dig a pit and bury all your stench? I've had one, two, three before...... Seventy-seven or eighty-one cats, they all did the same, but they all died later...... Sand sculpture, are you going to die too? ”