Chapter 9 Like a fish in water

The dragon's right body stiffened, looked back at the innocent face of the starfish, coughed lightly, and said with a dry smile, "Starfish, you kid is really naughty, like a kraft candy, you can't get rid of it!" Also, I haven't pulled it yet, what kind of is not...... To be elegant, it should be called Yoneda Ko! ”

Haixing scratched his head, still unable to understand why it would be Yoneda Ko who died, so he simply shook his head a few times, pouted and said, "I don't care if you arch in the rice or in the field...... Since you're dying, you can't arch on my sister! Hurry up and give me back her paper, she's so beautiful, she can't die with you! ”

Long You was stunned for a moment, and said with a puzzled face, "What kind of mess...... How can you give something to someone else and then have to go back, and it's still such a thing as a piece of paper...... If you take the paper back, how can I pull it, can't I use my fingers? ”

This was a little tongue-twisting, the starfish was a little dizzy when she heard it, her face sank, she stretched out her right hand, and said indignantly, "I can't talk to you, I don't want to talk to you, hurry up and return the paper back, otherwise I will ask Abba to hang you on the tree!" ”

Sima Bei, who had been watching, coughed twice, and glanced at Long You, "What are you grinding, give it to others, a few pieces of paper are greedy, you don't want your face, you don't care what your ass does!" ”

The dragon's right cheek twitched, took out the handpieces in his pocket, put them in Haixing's hand, waved his hand, and said, "Okay, get out of here, don't bother me again, busy......"

Haixing snorted, carefully put the tissue into his pocket, and was about to turn around to leave, when he suddenly remembered something, turned around again, tilted his head to look at Sima Bei, and said curiously, "Who are you?" ”

"Your reflex arc is long enough......" Sima Bei chuckled, held his head high, and said lightly, "Since you asked sincerely, then I will tell you mercifully......"

Without waiting for Sima Bei to finish the rest of the words, Haixing suddenly sighed, pointed to the clothes on Sima Bei's body and said, "I know, you are 9527 from the Bad Guy Village!" You're a bad person! What are you doing here, do you want to sneak over and do bad things again, I'm going to call Abba and kill you bad seed! ”

Sima Bei was stunned, and when he saw that the starfish was about to turn around and leave, he immediately said in a loud voice, "Wait a minute!" Kid, I'm not the 9527 you said, he only has one ear and I have two...... Come and take a closer look, and with your little eyes shining with wisdom, you will definitely not be mistaken! ”

Hearing this, Haixing stopped, turned his head and looked at Sima Bei's ears seriously, and said in surprise, "It's really two ears...... Who are you? Why wear 9527 clothes? ”

Sima Bei secretly signaled Long You to dig faster, smiled indifferently, and stared at the starfish with gentle eyes, "Kid, haven't you seen who I am?" ”

Haixing picked at his head, thought for a long time, and said with a little weakness, "Are you a ...... of Wu Yesu?"

Sima Bei's eyes rolled, remembering what Long You had told before, he smiled slightly, and followed the starfish's words and said, "Yes! I'm Wu Yesu! ”

The starfish fox wondered, "Are you really Wu Yesu?" ”

Sima Bei raised his chin and said confidently, "What, isn't it like that?" Do you think my face is black? ”

Starfish nodded without hesitation and spit out two words, "It's dark!" ”

"Black is right," Sima Bei explained unhurriedly, "Black one, black also." My face is so dark, it's not Wu Yesu, who else can it be! ”

The starfish suddenly realized, and said with a happy face, "Yes, yes, yes!" The statues in the village are also made of black wood...... You are Wu Yesu! Oh my God, I've actually seen a living black coconut su, and Abba would be very happy if he knew! I'm going to call all the people in the village to come and pay homage to you......"

"Wait a minute!" Sima Bei hurriedly called out to Haixing, pulled the corners of his mouth and said, "Child, don't always be in such a hurry, listen to me...... I'm here on a secret mission, so let's keep a low profile, and don't tell anyone about seeing me here, understand? ”

Haixing first shook his head, then stared at Sima Bei's clothes, as if he understood something, nodded again, and said, "I understand, no wonder you are wearing 9527 clothes, has he been ...... by you?"

Sima Beida blinked his eyes meaningfully, suddenly spread his hands, and said with a solemn expression, "Child, you are so smart, I should reward you well, it is rare to meet a believer as wise as you...... It's just that I'm in too much of a hurry to get down and have nothing to give you...... You touch me, it can bring you good luck! ”

Thinking that he was the first person in the village to really touch Wu Yesu, Haixing couldn't believe it for a while, and said excitedly, "Is it okay?" ”

Sima Bei laughed, nodded slightly, and smiled without saying a word.

The starfish immediately strode over, stretched out his right hand, and slowly touched Sima Bei's arm.

The process was very slow, so slow that Long You had already dug a big hole under the barbed wire wall with a bowl, and the starfish's right hand had just passed through the barbed wire and touched Sima Bei's sleeve, because in the starfish's cognition, this was a great moment, and it needed to be ritualistic and not hasty.

But Sima Bei's patience was very limited, watching Haixing's right hand slowly test back and forth on the edge of his sleeve, taking a deep breath, trying to maintain the smile on his face, grabbing his backhand, he took the initiative to hold Haixing's right hand, and asked softly, "Did you touch it?" ”

Starfish said excitedly, "I touched it!" ”

The corners of Sima Bei's mouth tilted slightly, and he asked calmly, "How do you feel?" ”

Starfish's body trembled slightly, her hair stood up, her little face suddenly became charred, she grinned and showed two rows of white teeth, and smirked, "It feels amazing, crispy, numb, and a little dizzy......"

"That feels right," Sima Bei's face became even darker, white smoke was emitting from the top of his head, staring at his left hand held on the barbed wire wall, and smirking, "Because I also touched ......"

With a plop, Sima Bei and Haixing fell to the ground together, rolled their eyes, and fainted.

At this moment, Long You finally dug out a big hole, drilled out from under the barbed wire wall, looked at Sima Bei at his feet, and then looked at the starfish on the other side of the wall, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, squatted down, and changed Sima Bei's clothes with himself.

Then he turned around and left, and just after taking a few steps, Long You suddenly stopped, walked back to Sima Bei's side, took out the wallet he had picked up on the path earlier, and put it into Sima Bei's pocket with a reluctant face, muttering, "Your wallet can't be found after falling into the sea, but I lost you one, and we can be regarded as two clear...... Next, you will stay in the Good Guy Village for me, I'm different from you, I'm in the Bad Guy Village, it's bound to be like a fish in water! ”

With two low laughs, Long You breathed a long sigh of relief, hummed a small song, and strode towards the bad guy village, unexpectedly walking to the alley of the bad guy village, a figure jumped out of nowhere, holding a shovel high, and slapped it on his head.

Boom!

Long You only felt that there were a lot of small stars flying around his head on his head, and he didn't even have time to turn around to see who the figure was, so he fell down heavily.

The man with sleek eight-eyebrow up and down his body held a shovel, spat at Long You, who was lying on the ground, and scolded, "Don't talk about martial arts bastards, aren't you quite able to flash, flash another one for Lao Tzu to see......"