Chapter 34: Pumping the Turtle
More than ten minutes later, Sima Bei and Haiyan passed through the forest fog that was a little thinned by the cold rain, stood still in front of seven or eight strong men from the village who were holding torches, and glanced at the corpse of Lao Wang under a big tree a few meters away.
Sima Bei wanted to go over to check it out, but was stopped by those strong men, and couldn't help frowning and said, "Why do you people in the Good People Village like to block the way, isn't it a bit too xenophobic?" ”
Several big men snorted coldly, hugged their thick arms, looked at Sima Bei contemptuously, and did not say anything.
Sima Bei saw that Haiyan had run to the side of Lao Wang's corpse, glared at a few strong men angrily, padbed his toes, carefully checked the situation near the corpse, and suddenly felt his body float, and gradually moved away from Haiyan and Lao Wang's corpses, and immediately looked down, stared at the few strong men who lifted themselves high and said, "Brother, why are you still drilling under my crotch as a mount, it's too lifting, I'll just stand there and take a few ......glances."
Before Sima Bei could finish speaking, several strong men shouted three two one in unison, and threw Sima Bei out with a bang, as if he was throwing a big piece of garbage.
Sima Bei groaned, fell on all fours, and pretended to be seriously injured and dying, "You guys are in trouble, I have at least two broken ribs, a broken thigh, and a concussion...... This thing is not a thousand yuan, don't think about it! ”
Several strong men were indifferent, they didn't even look at Sima Bei, turned around and returned to their original positions, continued to hold their arms, and guarded the surroundings.
Seeing this, Sima Bei turned over and got up, patted the dust on his body, and said with a cold face, "You are so rude, when others talk to you, you all take it as a deaf ear, and you don't apologize if you hurt someone, it's just morally turpitude, how can you deserve to stay in the village of good people!" ”
When several big men heard this, their faces finally changed, and they glanced at each other, and one of the older strong men stood up and defended, "This is the forbidden place of the village, and it was originally forbidden for the living, not to mention that there was a death tonight, we don't let you, an outsider, approach, in fact, for your own good, we don't want you to be contaminated with too much right and wrong, it is out of a good heart, of course, you are qualified to stay in the good people village." ”
Sima Bei sneered, "Are you willing to talk?" I thought you were dumb...... That's why I came here because there was a murder here, otherwise do you think I came here to enjoy the stars without sleeping at night? Others may be afraid of the trouble caused by the murder, but I am different, I don't hide a few people, I originally relied on the murder to eat. ”
The older strong man tilted his head and thought for a while, stared at Sima Bei's face and asked, "Are you a policeman?" ”
Sima Bei shook his head and said, "The police can only earn a few dollars by solving cases, how can I live so well...... I won't go around the bend with you, I'm having a showdown! Actually, I'm a detective! ”
"What charcoal?" The older strong man said with a puzzled face, "Is tungsten steel charcoal worth anything?" ”
"Coal culture, it's terrible......" Sima Bei sighed lightly, "Let me tell you this, the cases that the police can find, I will definitely be able to find out the truth, and the cases that the police can't find, I don't dare to guarantee that the results given are 100% accurate, but they are not far away, and I can guess them." ”
Another strong man pursed his lips and said, "But you don't need to guess about this, just now the village chief and the captain of the little five have already come to a conclusion, and the murderer who killed Lao Wang is the outsider...... Don't leave it here to be blind, hurry up and call where you came from, and the captain of the fifth junior will come over to change shifts, if you see you here foolishly, you will definitely not be as polite as us. ”
Sima Bei raised an index finger and shook it from side to side a few times, "This case is not simple, I just glanced at it roughly, and I have found several suspicious points...... There have been at least two clashes here, and there are three types of bullet marks, which means that there should be a third person at the scene in addition to Lao Wang and the person you are wanting. You are a village of good people, you can't make any tragic cases that wronged good people, right? ”
Several strong men looked at each other, and their hearts began to waver a little, and they couldn't decide whether Sima Bei should get close to Lao Wang's corpse.
Sima Bei saw the hesitation of a few people, coughed lightly, and said with a slight smile, "In this way, if you can't make up your mind and are afraid that something will go wrong, then send someone to find your captain and let the big head take the blame!" ”
The elder strong man's eyes lit up, he nodded thoughtfully, glanced sideways at a big-mouthed strong man next to him, and then whispered a few words in his ear.
After hearing this, the big-mouthed strong man immediately turned to leave, quickly ran into the depths on the left side of the forest, gasped for breath and stopped abruptly next to a naked bald young man, looked at the other three middle-aged men with inches around the stones, holding cards in their hands, and said, "Team...... Captain! There was a ...... at the scene of the crime Something went wrong! ”
The bald young man is Xiao Wu, the security captain of the Good People Village, and the three middle-aged people are the leaders of other departments related to the village's security work.
There was a murder case in the village of good people, and the security team naturally couldn't be idle, and had to stand guard on the front line, but because the village was usually very peaceful, there was not even a little neighborhood strife, and the security team most of the time faced the beasts on the island, and there was no experience in surveying the scene.
At this time, the card game has just begun, where is the bald little five in the mood to listen to the report of the big-mouthed strong man, pouted and said, "There is a dead man over there, what else can happen, there will be no deception, right?" ”
The big-mouthed strong man breathed a sigh of relief, and said with an embarrassed face, "That's not ......."
"It's done without cheating," the bald young man waved his hand, "You close your little mouth first, don't get in the way of Lao Tzu playing cards, this is very important, don't you see that their brothers are all in a cold sweat!" ”
The big-mouthed strong man took a closer look at the three middle-aged men, and sure enough, he saw that the foreheads of the three were full of sweat, and he also saw the shotgun that had opened the safety bolt in the hand of the bald young man, and immediately closed his mouth, and stood aside in an orderly manner, nervously and anxiously waiting for the end of this important game.
After drawing cards back and forth several times, the two middle-aged men sitting opposite the bald little five and on the right hand side cleared the cards in their hands one after another, and stood out.
And the middle-aged man sitting on the left hand side of the bald Xiao Wu was like ashes, holding a large handful of cards in his hand, almost twice as many as the bald Xiao Wu.
The bald little five calmly drew a card from the hand of the middle-aged man sitting on his left, suddenly the color of the ground changed, and the card in his hand fell on the stone, staring coldly at the middle-aged man on the left hand side and said, "Damn, you can't start cheating if you can't play, right, how can a deck of cards only have three threes!" ”
The middle-aged man on the left hand side had a strange flush on his face, stared at the cards on the stone with wide eyes, opened his mouth, and just wanted to argue a few sentences, but he felt something stuffed into his mouth, and stared down at the black barrel, and he trembled all over, unable to say anything, just whining.
The bald little five took a sip lightly, and said with a gloomy face, "Lao Tzu hates cheating bastards the most in his life, a filthy villain like you should be recast, and you don't deserve to live in the village of good people...... Today I will expel you on behalf of the great Ucosu! In the next life, remember to be a good person with clean hands and feet! ”
After saying this, the bald Xiao Wu didn't give the middle-aged man on the left hand a chance to explain, and quickly pulled the trigger.
Bang! A ball of blood exploded.
The bald Xiao Wu pulled up the shirt of the big-mouthed strong man, wiped the blood-stained barrel, squinted at the other two middle-aged men, and said with a slight rise in the corners of his mouth, "The game just now doesn't count, let's do it again!" It's just that this deck of cards is missing a three, and we'll have to change it again. Big mouth, don't be in a daze here, go back and help me get a new deck of cards! ”
At this moment, Big Mouth suddenly pointed to a card pressed under the stone, blinked his eyes and said, "Captain, there should be no need to take a new card, there seems to be a three-...... there"
The bald little five followed the fingers of the big-mouthed strong man, was slightly stunned, slapped his head suddenly, and said with a face full of regret, "Oh mom! I forgot to draw a turtle and I have to hide a card......" tilted his head, staring at the inch-headed young man on the left hand side with a rotten head, "Dude, you said this is so embarrassing, I wronged you, I'm sorry!" You are the same man...... Why didn't you just remind me! ”
The other two middle-aged men swallowed their saliva, secretly glanced at each other, got up in a hurry, and fled left and right in a hurry.
"A few of us said that we would use the turtle to decide the candidate, and now you run away without saying hello, isn't it too dishonest? I'm a person, what I hate the most is a bastard who doesn't keep his word......" The bald little five frowned and said a few words, raised his shotgun, and fired two shots neatly.
The two middle-aged heads splashed two pieces of blood red and fell down in response.
With a long sigh, the bald little five slowly got up, patted the shoulder of the big-mouthed strong man and said, "Later, I will ask a few brothers to drag them away and bury them, after all, they are all from the same village, and they can't be allowed to die without a place to bury......" Just as he was about to turn around and leave, he suddenly remembered something, and looked back at the big-mouthed strong man, "What did you just say happened at the scene of the crime?" ”
The big-mouthed man who was still stunned immediately woke up and stammered, "Oh! Yeah...... Captain, there is a person over there, who says that he is a detective, who is responsible for investigating murders. I wanted to take a look at the scene, and the brothers were a little undecided......"
The bald little five was stunned, turned his head to look at the red card stained with blood on the stone, tilted his neck and stared at the big-mouthed strong man and said, "Why didn't you say it earlier!" If I had known that there was such a man who was sent to the door, I would have smoked a turtle, look at it, how embarrassing it is now! Do you deliberately want to see my jokes, too scheming! The most hated thing in my life is a scheming! ”
The big-mouthed strong man trembled, his pupils shrank, and he trembled, "Yes, yes...... I'm sorry! ”
As soon as the three words sorry were spoken, another gunshot rang out in the woods.