Chapter 35: Self-defeating
The sound of gunfire slowly spread through the woods, startling several crows.
When one of the crows crossed the treetops, he suddenly felt agitated, and sprinkled three or two pieces of white excrement like half an ellipsis.
One lump dripped on the priest's head, and the other two fell on the face of Taoist priest Yang Bucheng, sliding out two straight white lines, which at first glance looked like two lines of white tears shed by a circus clown when he removed his makeup.
The Taoist priest wiped the bird droppings off his face and said angrily, "Damn, if this person is unlucky, the birds will come to bully you!" ”
The priest wiped the bird droppings on his head, sniffed it lightly in front of his nose, frowned, and said, "The insects have eaten too much, and they have indigestion and diarrhea." ”
The Taoist priest looked at the long road ahead and took a sip, "It's too far away, and I can't see any hope at all......
The priest put the drop of guano on his finger to the mouth of the big orange cat in his arms, and replied nonchalantly, "Standing in place, you will not see hope for the rest of your life, and as you walk, hope will come out." ”
The little orange with his head drooping on the side seemed to have not heard the conversation between the two at all, looked back at the place where the gunshot had just been fired, and said with a sad face, "Have you counted?" How many gunshots have been fired in the woods tonight? ”
The Taoist priest pursed his lips, "Who has nothing to count this thing?" Suddenly, he thought of something, blinked his eyes and said, "Could it be that there is some mystery hidden in this gunshot, such as the Morse code or something." ”
Little Tangerine shook her head and said, "I'm still a child, I haven't graduated from elementary school, and I don't know anything about mousse...... However, I just counted it, and it was one at first, then seven on and off, and then four more just now, for a total of eleven gunshots. ”
"Are there so many? It's time to set off a small firecracker! When the priest saw that the orange cat refused to lick the bird droppings on his fingers, he put his fingers into the orange cat's mouth and said lightly, "Eleven...... Could it be single-minded? ”
"It's not a confession, what a single-minded thing!" The Taoist priest glanced at the priest and said angrily, "Don't mess with that stupid cat, people are cats, not dogs, and they don't eat." ”
The priest replied calmly, "In these days, you can't be picky eaters, otherwise you won't be able to live...... Big feces smell like this, but it smells good when you eat it. ”
Little Tangerine sighed, "I can't talk to you two, I'm worried about decryption, but you're discussing how to eat to eat deliciously." ”
The priest immediately corrected, "It's not us who eat, it's how to make a big cat that doesn't eat be as good as a puppy...... Besides, what is there to worry about your decryption, it can be easily translated. ”
Little Tangerine pouted, "To put it lightly, then you can help me translate." ”
The priest coughed lightly and said unhurriedly, "These shots shouldn't add up. ”
Little Tangerine asked, "How should that be calculated?" ”
"Divide the count," replied the priest softly, with a few strokes of the finger that had been tucked into the big orange cat's mouth, "the first time it was one, the second time it was seven, and the last time it was four, so the exact ciphertext is the number 174." ”
Little Tangerine said ignorantly, "174? What does that mean? Could it be the height of which person? ”
The Taoist priest's face changed, and he said in shock, "Of course it's not the height, I know...... It's a warning that if we don't get out of this forest soon, we'll die together! ”
"Die together?" Little Orange and the priest exclaimed in surprise almost at the same time, and the expressions on their faces were almost identical, full of horror and horror.
At this moment, a figure passed not far in front of the three of them, and the little orange's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said excitedly, "It's him!" ”
The Taoist priest and the priest asked in unison, "Who?" ”
"The outsider who borrowed wine with 9527 to vent his revenge is also the person Uncle Sima Bei is looking for......" Little Tangerine clenched his two small fists tightly and quickly followed, shrinking his head to hide his figure, while explaining in a low voice, "Wasn't he dragged away by that bastard?" Why wasn't it buried? ”
When the Taoist priest and the priest heard this, they looked at each other, and their eyes slowly lit up, and they immediately fell behind the little orange, muttering something.
Little Tangerine turned his head to look at the two of them, frowned, and said, "What are you talking about?" Don't gossip behind my back! ”
The Taoist priest waved his hand and said, "How can we gossip about you, what gossip is worth talking about you milky yellow-haired girl...... We were just discussing how to use this outsider to handle Sima Bei's goods. ”
The little orange pouted, "Why do you want to pinch Uncle Sima Bei?" People are very easy to get along with, and there is no strange problem with feeding cats feces. ”
"What do you think, if we don't have any chips in our hands, why let Sima Bei take us away from the island, why can we let him come back to us obediently," the corners of the Taoist priest's mouth rose slightly, "Little orange, you are still too simple, you will understand my good intentions after sharpening yourself in society, people will experience a lot of goodbye in this life, some can be guessed, some cannot be guessed, don't be too sincere." ”
Little Tangerine touched her nose and said, "Sister Jing said about me before, saying that my biggest problem is that I am too sincere, but this can't be helped, I have this problem in my mother's womb, which is a basic factory setting." ”
Just when the three of you were talking nonsense, the figure suddenly stopped, and when he looked up, he showed the thief-eyed face on the right side of the dragon.
The dragon looked at the dilapidated and simple treehouse between several large trees, and glanced left and right to make sure that there was no one else around, so he carried a shotgun and climbed up the trunk of the tree, carefully pushed open the wooden door of the treehouse, and looked around the house, and was suddenly startled, because when he was observing the situation in the house, the young man lying on the bed in front of the room was also looking at him.
The eyes of the two briefly met for a moment, and the young man lying on the bed said coldly, "What are you looking at?" ”
Long You raised his chin, tilted his head and said, "What are you doing?" ”
"I've never seen what your father looks like, so curious...... "The young man lying on the bed raised his hand, revealing the shotgun hidden under the quilt, and said faintly, "Come, kowtow to your father, say that you are wrong, next time you don't dare to run into your father's house casually to make a mistake, your father is magnanimous, and he won't care about you." ”
Long You immediately took a step to the left, dodged the muzzle of the young man's shotgun, took off the shotgun on his shoulder, pulled the safety bolt, and pointed at the young man with the muzzle of the gun and said, "It's like no one has a gun, are you a biao, a waste man lying on the bed dares to threaten a man with such agility as me!" ”
"I'm Biao, how do you know my name......"
"Your name? What's your name? ”
"The big name is Zhao Wenbiao, and the little name is Huzi."
"It's not a good name...... I won't tease you, I'm your Uncle Wang's person, he called me over, understand? ”
Zhao Wenbiao's eyes narrowed, and a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "It turns out that you are his person!" Hero, come here, I just have something to bother you to bring to Uncle Wang......"
Long You pouted and said, "Don't be in a hurry to bring goods or anything, I have a few words I want to ask you, let's talk about it thoroughly first, and then talk about other things." ”
Zhao Wenbiao nodded, beckoned to Long You, patted his wooden bed lightly, and said with a smile, "There are no tables and chairs in the house, you can sit down and talk, it will also look kind." ”
Long You didn't doubt him, put away the shotgun, slowly walked to the edge of the bed and sat down, just about to say something, but suddenly felt that his eyes were dark, and the whole person was covered in the quilt that Zhao Wenbiao lifted, shouting something vaguely.
Zhao Wenbiao pressed heavily on Long You's body, snorted coldly, and said with a cold face, "Uncle Wang has already confessed, although he can eat well in the village, he doesn't have any true friends at all, if someone lies that he is the one who came over, he must be a liar, and you dare to say that it is his person...... This is self-defeating! ”
Long Youurn explained a few words angrily, but because the quilt was too thick, he couldn't break it clearly, and suddenly thought of the part where Lao Wang had said that Zhao Wenbiao was injured, and his eyes rolled, and he immediately grabbed the barrel of the gun and stabbed Zhao Wenbiao's ass with the butt.
Zhao Wenbiao felt a sharp pain in his buttocks, and immediately let out an ouch, rolling down from the dragon's right body, grinning and gasping for cold air.
Long You saw the opportunity, jumped out of the quilt, turned around, firmly strangled Zhao Wenbiao's neck, and said in a deep voice, "Are you sick, I said that we are our own people, how can you still do it!" ”
"Just kidding!" Zhao Wenbiao's face turned red, blinked a few times and said, "Big brother, why can't you make a joke?" Loosen up, I'm almost out of breath, if you really strangle me, then you're going to be finished, if you don't believe me, look up at the roof, and see what's there? ”
Long subconsciously thought that there was surveillance on the roof, and quickly looked up, but he didn't see anything, and wondered, "There is no camera installed here!" ”
Zhao Wenbiao took advantage of the moment when Long You raised his head, endured the sharp pain in his buttocks, turned around, pressed Long You under again, and broke one of Long You's fingers and said, "I said there is something on it, just look up, how can Uncle Wang have such a stupid friend as you...... Tell me, who sent you? ”
Long You looked at his finger that had been broken outwards into a semicircle, gritted his teeth and said, "You must be sick!" If I was really sent by someone else to harm you, how could I come in alone, then I couldn't call a few more brothers to make sure that everything was in order! ”
It just so happened that at this time, after the Taoist priest and the priest agreed carefully, let the little orange guard below, and the two of them climbed up left and right, and suddenly rushed into the tree house, looking at Long You, who was pressed by Zhao Wenbiao, and shouted in unison, "Brother, don't be afraid!" We're here to help you! ”
Zhao Wenbiao skimmed Long You's fingers vigorously, quickly picked up the shotgun next to the bed, pressed it tightly against Long You's head, and said coldly, "Now...... What else do you have to say? ”