XXIII. Military Training Representatives
Looking at Ling Ling's back as he gradually moved away, Wen Xuan wanted to catch up and explain.
But after a few steps, he thought again: "Forget it, she is angry on her head, I better not use my hot face to stick her cold ass! However, if she wants me to stick her cold ass, I will not use my own face to paste, but use ......."
After Wen Xuan glanced at his trouser pocket, he smiled wickedly in the direction Ling Ling had left, and turned around straight to find the other masters of Baling Village.
In fact, on the way to find the rest of the masters, Wen Xuan had been thinking about seeing Chang An Yu later, and he had to ask him what he had just said to Ling Ling. It's a pity that for a forgetful person like Wen Xuan, after finding Chang'an Yu, after a few gags, he unconsciously forgot about that incident.
In the military training concentration that afternoon, none of the members of Balingzhai were late. It's not because they have a long memory and come early, but because after they have eaten enough, they go straight to the playground, lying in the grass on the edge of the playground, pulling eggs all over the world.
At about 1:50 a.m., their boss appeared in front of them in sportswear, and after glancing at them, he said to Wenxuan, "Wenxuan, you come over for me!"
Wen Xuan frowned, and he could not guess what was going to happen next. He walked out of the crowd slowly, walked up to their boss, and said with a smile: "Boss, you are really handsome in your outfit this afternoon!"
"You still need to say this, everyone can see it!" Their boss stretched out his left hand and pointed to his left position, motioning for Wen Xuan to stand beside him.
Wen Xuan scratched his head, walked over helplessly, faced the whole class, stood side by side with their boss, and kept muttering in his heart: "The boss won't be so stingy, right! I just caused him to lose a female student, so he can punish me in front of so many classmates? But think about it, he just punished us for running 3,000 meters last night because he couldn't peep! Oh, no, he just punished them for running 3,000 meters, and I was implicated for no reason." Oh, if he punishes me to run again today, how am I going to get out......"
Just when Wen Xuan was standing there alone and thinking nonsense, their boss put his hands behind his back and said with a stern expression: "Students, you will enter the seven-day pre-school military training later, because there are many classes in our Information Engineering Department this year, so I will pick a student I am more familiar with in each class to be a representative." ”
He pointed to the Wen Xuan tree who was standing beside him, and said, "Now, from now on, he will be the temporary representative of your class!" He stepped back from Wen Xuan, pushed Wen Xuan in front of the whole class, and said, "Wen Xuan, you introduce yourself!"
Wen Xuan let out an "ah", glanced sideways at their boss, pointed to his nose, and said with a surprised expression: "I'm a military training representative?"
Their boss said impatiently: "Yes! You should quickly introduce yourself, and by the way, I will announce the mobilization before military training, and I will rush to the next shift!"
Wen Xuan let out an "oh" and shouted to the classmates in their class with a smile: "Students, good afternoon, everyone! My name is Wen Xuan, Wen is polite and polite, and Xuan is magnificent." Don't worry, with my Wenxuan here, I can guarantee that all the brothers who mix with me will eat and drink spicy ......."
"What are you talking about!" Before Wen Xuan could finish speaking, their boss immediately knocked Wen Xuan on the head and scolded, "A ruffian." You think you're the black boss and you're taking in your younger brother. Reintroduced!"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Wen Xuan lowered his head and thought for a moment, then said in a passionate tone, "For the past ten years, we have been unknown among all beings. Today, the drums of war are thundering and the trumpet of the charge is sounding. The time has come for us to rise to the top. Are the brethren ready to embark on the journey of the North and the South......
"Wen Xuan!" Their boss couldn't stand Wen Xuan's nonsense anymore, so he quickly interrupted him and scolded angrily: "If you don't tell me anything right, I'll find someone else in your dormitory to be this military training representative!"
"Okay, okay, okay! I'll be serious this time!" Wen Xuan immediately coughed dryly, and said with a serious face: "Students, time is like an arrow, the sun and the moon are like a shuttle! In the blink of an eye, we have changed from a high school student who has been immersed in hard study to a college freshman who has just set foot in society. This university military training is a necessary test for us to enter the university. We are the future successors of the Celestial Empire, and we are filled with infinite youth and vitality. ”
Wen Xuan took a step forward, glanced at everyone, and said in a frustrated voice: "The scorching sun can't melt away the tenacious will in our hearts, and the hot sweat can't take away the infinite energy in our bodies. We must use our strong physique, tenacious will, firm belief and cooperative spirit to prove to the world that we are not the Beat Generation. Let us show our truest demeanor in this military training where tears and sweat are intertwined, and happiness and fatigue coexist. It was an arduous exercise of will, and it has the potential to become a precious memory for many years to come. Let's take this military training as a good memory and leave a deep imprint on our life path!"
Wen Xuan's sincere speech made the nearly fifty or so classmates in front of him fall into silence for a while, and even their boss looked at Wen Xuan with a shocked face.
He didn't expect that this guy in front of him, who had not been serious in the first two speeches, would say such a thing. He looked at Wen Xuan with his mouth slightly open, silently recalling the words Wen Xuan had just said in his heart. After a long time, he began to react, slowly raised his hand, and began to applaud Wen Xuan's speech.
Driven by him, the classmates in Wenxuan's class also slowly raised their hands to applaud Wenxuan.
Although in Wen Xuan's heart, he didn't know whether their applause and applause came from the heart, or whether they went with the flow and learned the same way, or if it was because of their boss's face, meaning, and perfunctory. He only knew that the original nonsense to a certain extent could also bring a trace of satisfaction to his vanity.
Wen Xuan, who was bathed in applause, looked at the leaders of Baling Village with a smile on his face, and raised his eyebrows ostentatiously. And the leaders of Baling Village also gave Wenxuan a thumbs up.
Wen Xuan smiled, and at the same time turned his head and said to their boss, "Boss, my speech this time is formal enough!"
Their boss also laughed a few times and said, "It's too formal!" After speaking, he also pulled Wen Xuan to his side and whispered, "I decided to revise your speech just now and say it again in other classes!"
"No, you're plagiarizing my speech!"
Their boss glared at Wen Xuan and said, "This is called reference, not plagiarism! Besides, because of your nonsense, our department lost a female classmate, and I haven't settled accounts with you! If you settle accounts with me about this matter, I will settle accounts with you about that matter." But no matter how this account ends up in the end, I want you to run three thousand meters!"
"Boss, you're so ruthless!"
"Haven't you heard the phrase 'men need to be ruthless'! Hurry up and repeat what you just said a few times, you just said it too fast, I didn't hear a few words!"