Twenty-two: Fool the boss

Wen Xuan was dragged by Ling Ling's hand like this, and hurriedly walked out of the sports field.

I don't know how long it took, Ling Ling seemed to realize that his hand was holding Wen Xuan's hand tightly, and quickly let go of Wen Xuan's hand, while lowering his head and sneaking a glance at Wen Xuan.

When she found that Wen Xuan was looking at her in a daze, she whispered to Wen Xuan with a slightly red face: "I'm sorry! I was angry just now, and I was in a hurry, so I took your hand and walked out!"

Wen Xuan smiled hesitantly and said, "It's okay, if you get angry a few more times!" When he saw Ling Ling looking at him with a sullen expression, he quickly retracted the smile on his face and asked seriously, "Oh, by the way, why were you so angry just now?" What did that Chang An Yu tell you?"

"You ask him to go yourself!" Ling Ling snorted coldly, turned around, put his hands in front of him, and said lightly as he walked forward: "Anyway, you are not much better than him!"

"Who said that, I'm much better than him, at least I won't go to peep girls in the bath!"

Wen Xuan walked quickly in front of Ling Ling, turned around, and said to Ling Ling while walking backwards: "Actually, that Chang Anyu is not a bad guy, although I have known him for less than two days, I feel that he is still okay except for being a little more stinky!"

"But you didn't say that it was because he peeped on the girls taking a bath that you were punished for running. Also, also, you also said that because he refused to wear a military training uniform, he ordered you to increase the punishment!"

"That's right, that's what I said!" Wen Xuan turned around and walked side by side with Ling Ling.

He scratched his cheeks a little unnaturally, and said curtly: "It's just that I tampered with part of the content! Actually, he didn't go to peep on purpose, it's just that he and our boss, uh, when our counselor went to inspect the girls' dormitory, people were in a hurry, walked into a dormitory, and pushed the wrong door!"

After Ling Ling said "oh", he stopped, stretched out his index finger and pointed at Wen Xuan, and said angrily, "In this way, you lied to me about those words!"

"No, no!" Wen Xuan hurriedly waved his hand and said, "It's true that he refused to wear a military training uniform!"

Ling Ling snorted coldly, clasped his hands in front of his chest, glared at Wen Xuan and said, "I hate it when others lie to me the most!"

"It's not a lie, it's a white lie at best!"

"A white lie is also a lie, and what kind of white lie is this! Obviously, you deliberately made up a story to trick me into helping you lie to your counselor! No, I will call your counselor!"

With that, Ling Ling really took out his mobile phone and began dialing their boss's phone number.

But she didn't dial a few numbers before she raised her head, and asked Wen Xuan with a puzzled expression: "Why don't you stop me?

Wen Xuan said expressionlessly, "Why did I stop you! Did you forget that you also used this number to give it to him just now." If you use this number to call him now, how will you explain the transfer and supervising our runs?

"Wen Xuan!" Ling Ling was so angry by Wen Xuan's words that his face turned red and he yelled, scolding, "You are really a bad guy......

But before she could finish scolding, the mobile phone in her hand suddenly rang. She quickly lowered her head and looked at the phone screen.

But this look directly frightened her into discoloration, and her voice trembled and said to Wen Xuan: "Wen, Wen Xuan, yes, it was your counselor who called!

Wen Xuan leaned his head over and said, "Isn't this just right! Didn't you expose my good deeds to our boss?"

Ling Ling lowered his head slightly, pouted, and said, "I'm not going to expose you, okay, you can deceive people so much, you helped me think of a better reason to solve this matter, okay?"

Wen Xuan lowered his head and thought for a moment, and said, "As long as you promise me that I have helped you with this, our previous matter will be settled, how about it?"

Ling Ling nodded like garlic and handed the phone to Wen Xuan.

Wen Xuan took the phone with a solemn face, and after a few turns of his dripping eyes, he cleared his throat and pressed the call button.

I saw Wen Xuan make his voice a little hoarse and said, "Hey, boss! Hey, it's me, Wen Xuan! Oh, that's it." The female classmate who was going to transfer to our department turned out to be the same female classmate you called to supervise our run. Well, we've just finished the 4,000 kilometre run. ”

Wen Xuan sighed decently and said, "Ah, this long-distance run is really amazing, after I finished running, I sweated profusely, and the toxins in the accumulated meridians were discharged through the upper and lower pores at one time. Now I don't have a stuffy nose, I don't have ringing in my ears, I can see things clearly, and even the cold from last week to the present has been cured, but my waist is a little sore, and my legs are a little painful. But I believe that as long as I meditate for a few minutes, this discomfort will disappear, please rest assured, boss! Oh, that female classmate......"

Wen Xuan looked at Ling Ling, stuck out his tongue, and said, "That female classmate now says that she doesn't want to come to our department! Why? For this matter, I think I am qualified to teach you! That female classmate originally wanted to go to the sports field to see the personal demeanor of the boss as a counselor of our information engineering department. But who knows, boss, you asked her to help you supervise our run!"

Wen Xuan breathed a sigh of relief and continued: "Boss, you know, as long as this is a woman, their curiosity is quite strong. When she saw that the boss had punished those freshmen who had high respect for you on the first day of school, that is, a few of us went to run four thousand meters, she had a trace of curiosity in her heart, but more of a doubt. ”

"Don't worry, boss, we are all a group of old-fashioned and warm-hearted men. In the face of such a female student who is about to become our alumni, we will do our best to answer any questions she raises. So when she asked the boss why did you punish us for long-distance running, we didn't hesitate to talk about today's events. ”

"You don't know, Boss, how frightened she was when she found out that we had been punished by you for running four thousand meters because we were only thirty minutes late. My most beloved boss, it's not me talking about you, I know you're doing it for our good, but corporal punishment is not popular now. It is precisely because of your backward educational philosophy that a beautiful girl who had hoped to enter our department was scared away by your 4,000 meters, and she didn't even dare to answer your phone, and asked me to do it for you!"

Wen Xuan suddenly looked at Ling Ling with a wicked smile on his face, and said with a smile: "Of course, we never mentioned that of these four thousand meters, three thousand meters were because last night, boss, you led us to peep at the girls to take a bath, so you were angry and punished us! I promise again and again, I really didn't mention it in front of her, it was the boss you took us to take a peep girl bath, I really didn't!"

"What, where is she now? Oh, she's by my side now, but I seem to have caught a trace of disdain and disgust in her eyes, of course I believe that she doesn't despise and hate you in her heart, at most she disdain and hate me. Otherwise, I'll give her the phone number and let her explain it to you herself!"

Wen Xuan really smiled and handed the phone to Ling Ling, making a gesture to ask Ling Ling to explain the whole thing to their boss.

Seeing this, Ling Ling hurriedly pushed the phone back, and at the same time said with a panicked face: "No, no, don't give it to me, you better tell him!"

Wen Xuan raised the corners of his mouth, looked like he had succeeded in his treacherous scheme, put the phone to his ear, and continued: "Boss, it's not that I don't want to help you, it's just that that the female classmate was frightened by you and didn't dare to answer your call! Oh, boss, let's forget about it! Why give up the whole forest for the sake of a small sapling? If you lose a female classmate, let her lose, we are not sad, what are you sad about! Well, okay, that's it, you want to open it yourself, bye-bye!"

After Wen Xuan finished speaking, he raised his eyebrows at Ling Ling and said with a smile: "Isn't this done, what a simple thing!"

"For a big liar like you, this must be a simple matter!" Ling Ling curled his mouth, put his hands behind his back, and said, "Now I suddenly realize that you lied so badly, and what you said is the same as the truth! I doubt how much of what you said earlier is true!"

Wen Xuan smiled and said, "It doesn't matter if it's true or false, anyway, when it's true or false, it's true and true." It's like those ghosts and gods, you say it's fake, but it seems to be like that. If you say it's true, you can't give definite evidence! In general, if you believe it, it is true, and if you doubt it, it is false!"

"Oh, that's right!" Wen Xuan suddenly said, "There is one more thing, I forgot to do it!"

"What's the matter?"

After Ling Ling finished speaking, she saw Wen Xuan pick up her mobile phone and dial the number on it. She was curious for a moment and came to Wen Xuan's side, but saw Wen Xuan dialing an unfamiliar number, and asked, "Who are you calling?"

But before Wen Xuan could speak, a crisp bell rang from inside his trouser pocket.

Wen Xuan took out his mobile phone, shook it in front of Ling Ling, and said with a smile: "Now you know who I gave the phone to!"

After speaking, he lowered his head again, left a note of his number on Ling Ling's mobile phone, and then returned the mobile phone to Ling Ling.

"Haha, if you see me calling you in the future, you have to answer it quickly, otherwise you will be embarrassed if someone else sees it!"

"I don't want to answer your call!"

Although Ling Ling said so, she still couldn't hide the smile on her face, and slowly took her mobile phone from Wen Xuan's hand.

But when she took her phone and looked at it, she instantly restrained the smile on her face and replaced it with a hint of gloom.

I only heard her snort coldly, and said: "Wenxuan, you scoundrel, you actually changed your own remarks to 'dear', hmph, I'm going to put your number in the blacklist......"

Just as Ling Ling was about to put Wen Xuan's number on the blacklist, a girl's voice suddenly came from behind them.

"Hey, Ling Ling, why are you here?"

Ling Ling hurriedly turned around, glanced at it, and when he recognized that the person who spoke was his roommate in his dormitory, he immediately smiled and said, "Hey, Xiaoling, why are you here!"

The girl named Xiaoling said "oh" and said, "I was just strolling around the school yard, and now I'm about to go to the canteen to eat! Is that your friend next to you?" She looked at Wen Xuan, looked up and down, "Huh", and said in surprise: "Aren't you the Qin classmate yesterday?"

As soon as Xiao Ling's words came out, not only Ling Ling, but even Wen Xuan was stunned for a moment, and muttered, "Classmate Qin?" After speaking, he seemed to remember something, looked Xiao Ling up and down, and said with a smile: "I think of you, you are the girl in the 630 dormitory, right! When I helped you change the light bulb in your dormitory yesterday, you also helped me hold the stool!" At the end, he also added in his heart: "I remember the two white flower hemispheres I saw when I was condescending!"

Looking at the spontaneous and dirty expression on Wen Xuan's face, Ling Ling could roughly guess what Wen Xuan was thinking. After glaring, she said, "It turns out that you are the Qin Ide who was quite kind to help us change the light bulb in our dormitory yesterday, classmate Qin!"

When Wen Xuan heard Ling Ling pronounce the three words "Qin Aide" word by word, his heart was cold, and when he was about to explain, he heard Ling Ling say angrily: "In this way, I think that guy named Dou Furu is probably also you." How else would you be able to sneak into our dormitory? Do you know how badly you hurt that auntie? When I came here yesterday, I saw her meet people and asked, 'Is your name Dou Niwan, and your brother Dou Furu is waiting for you in the dining hall!' Now it seems to me that you are the one with the problem with your brain. Wenxuan, you scoundrel, big liar, I don't want to pay attention to you anymore!"

After speaking, she took Xiao Ling's hand, just like she took Wen Xuan's hand just now, and ran away quickly!