For women, a strategic resource, even at the end of the road, no man will hand it over. What, someone handed it over? Come on, take that person back to Ben Dang's house, first come a thousand arrows through the chrysanthemum, and then a dragon claw broken banana, and then catch that woman back, and collect it as a village!

Well, run away!

It is said that on that day, when Wenxuan proposed to exchange strategic resources for intelligence, he was immediately opposed by everyone, and almost caused a tragic scene of chrysanthemum destruction. In the end, under the pressure of only coercion and no temptation, Wen Xuan tearfully told his plan.

When everyone learned about this hard-won scheme, they looked at each other for a while, and they all felt that this scheme was simply a condom - it could only be used once! And it was quite difficult to operate, so they gave up one after another!

I saw the tall man jump back on his bed and continue to play with his mobile phone with a dirty face, probably looking at some bad website. And the little white face also fell to the ground at this moment, sat down at the desk, and continued to trim his eyebrows. Perhaps in his heart, only a man disguised as a woman is an imperial strategy. As for the guy in bed No. 3, Ming Jin withdrew his troops, withdrew to his position, and continued to fold his clothes. I really don't know why he has so many clothes to fold. And the advertiser of bed No. 4 continued to mess with his mosquito net, I don't know if he did it on purpose, he actually hung it up for so long! The guy who left bed No. 6 knew that he would definitely take Zhou Gong again to have a friendly and harmonious exchange and interaction with a certain goddess!

The momentary coldness made Wen Xuan a little at a loss. I want to go back to sleep, after the events just now, I don't know where to escape from those sleepy feelings! Besides, he doesn't lie down and sleep like the guy in bed six.

In desperation, he had no choice but to pick up his mobile phone and play. But just when he turned on his mobile phone and was about to ask the tall man in bed No. 1 to get the URL, he found that it was not early, it was half past five, so he lay on the edge of the bed and asked the others: "Hey, buddy, it's half past five." Would you like to go to the dining hall for dinner?"

The tall man rolled his eyes and let out an "um" sound.

The little white face in bed No. 2 also seemed to have his eyebrows trimmed, and he looked at the guy in bed No. 3 and asked, "Do you want to go!"

"Go, don't you want to eat tonight!" The guy in bed No. 3 closed the closet with a "bang", and glanced at bed No. 4 intentionally or unintentionally, only to see that the guy in bed No. 4 was also looking at him.

The moment the two of them met their eyes, the guy in bed No. 4 was startled by the sharp gaze of the man in bed No. 3, and after quickly looking away, he said faintly: "Since you are all gone, then I will go too!"

Wen Xuan saw that they all had something to say, so he looked towards bed number six, only to see that the man had actually fallen asleep in just a few minutes, and his mouth was still saliva! Wen Xuan's heart suddenly had a gushing respect for his sleeping ability.

He crawled to the vicinity of the guy, gently pushed the guy, and asked in a loud voice: "Hey, let's go to dinner, are you going?" Seeing that the guy didn't react, Wen Xuan leaned into his ear again and said, "Hey, Teacher Cang told you to go to the dining hall to eat!"

"What?"

This sentence really worked, and as soon as Wen Xuan finished speaking, he saw that the person was like a loach that had just been thrown onto a hot pot, and he bounced up with a "bang" and said, "Let's go, let's go to the canteen to find Teacher Cang together!"

The cafeteria of this college is not far from Wenxuan's dormitory, go out through the back door, and then walk through a basketball court.

For some reason, there are not many people in the canteen today, only a few students, and what's even worse is that those students are all men, which breaks the hearts of these guys who are thinking about the encounter in the canteen.

This is the first time in Wenxuan's life to eat in the canteen, so whether it is cooking or choosing dishes, Wenxuan feels quite fresh. I saw Wen Xuan like a child full of curiosity, turning around in front of the various selection windows, and it took a full five minutes to finish the meal.

When he found the five people in the dormitory with his food plate, they were almost finished.

"I said, why don't you just eat, do you have to fight for so long? Could it be that you really like those aunts who share dishes!" said the guy from bed three. At this moment, he had already finished his meal, and was wiping his mouth with a tissue that he had gotten out of nowhere.

"you, I don't have such a heavy taste!" Wen Xuan finished speaking, and sat down next to the little white face.

Immediately afterwards, they saw Wen Xuan use a spoon and chopsticks to turn the food on the plate over and over again, and in a short time the plate of food was like leftovers.

Finally, the tall man couldn't take it anymore and said, "Dude, you're so heavy-tasted, do you have to make a good plate of food look like pig food to eat it?"

Wen Xuan raised his head, glanced at the tall man, and said, "You don't care about me! I just heard from others that the food in the canteen either has a few green worms or a few hairs, I'm just verifying whether it's true!"

As soon as Wen Xuan's words were finished, he heard the little white face beside him snort coldly and said, "We, the people of the Heavenly Empire, have already eaten the entire periodic table into our stomachs, and we will be afraid of those few green worms and hair strands, shame!" Speaking of this, he suddenly changed his words and said to everyone with a smile: "Since we have talked about this, why don't we all talk about what dishes often appear in your school cafeteria." I'll come first, the common dish in our cafeteria is sea holly!"

"What, Hai Dongqing?" After Wen Xuan heard this, he couldn't help but blurt out: "No, what kind of school is your school? Even Hai Dongqing eats it, and it's still a regular meal! I don't believe it." If that's the case, I'll go to your school for dinner!"

The little white face smiled, and while pointing to the guy in bed No. 3, he said, "If you don't believe it, just ask this stinky boy, he is from the same school as me!"

"You're from the same school?" Wen Xuan asked.

The little white face let out an "um" and began to talk about their relationship!

It turned out that none of them knew anyone at first, but later the guy in bed No. 3 fell in love with the girlfriend of the little white face, and the little white face fell in love with the girlfriend of the guy in bed No. 3 and launched an attack. As the saying goes: "As long as the hoe is good, there is no wall in the world that will not fall!" In the end, the little white face dug down the corner of the guy in bed No. 3, and the guy in bed No. 3 took advantage of the danger to take down the ex-girlfriend of little white face. Later, the girlfriends of the two became close friends because of their similar experiences, and they naturally became girlfriends. Later, because everyone graduated, the relationship between the four had to end in tears! But what they never expected was that the colleges and universities they applied for were actually the same, which was really providential!

After hearing this, the other four couldn't help but let out a sigh: "What a singing and crying relationship! It's all in time for a love blockbuster!" and Wen Xuan's heart had one more thought, that is: "No wonder I just called the guy in bed No. 3 to find Xiao Baimian, but he didn't go! It turns out that he was tired of playing!"

After Wen Xuan listened to the ups and downs of the love story between them, he suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to be listening to the story, and hurriedly asked the guy in bed No. 3: "Alas, your school really eats Haidongqing a lot?"

The guy in bed number three nodded affirmatively, and at the same time asked, "Do you know what sea holly is?"

"I know, how can I not know!" Wen Xuan hurriedly straightened up, began to show off his profound knowledge, and said: "This Haidongqing is the highest totem of the Manchu people, the god of ten thousand eagles, representing the Manchu spirit of bravery, wisdom, perseverance, integrity, strength, pioneering, enterprising, always upward, and never giving up. Even Emperor Kangxi once wrote a poem to praise: 'There are 60 out of 300 feather insects, and the handsome god should be Haidongqing!' and ......"

But before he finished his words, he saw that the little white face and the guy in bed No. 3 were already holding their stomachs and laughing, and he couldn't help but have a look of confusion on his face, and he hurriedly asked, "What's the matter, am I wrong? That's what the book says!"

Xiao Baimian forced a smile and said, "It's true that the book is written, but the sea holly we are talking about is not the Hai Dongqing!" As he spoke, he pointed to the guy in bed No. 3 and said, "No, I'll laugh for a while, you can explain it to him!"

"Okay!" the guy in bed three continued, "Stinky boy, you're stupid at reading! We mean kelp, winter melon, and green peppers. That Hai Dongqing is a rare animal, if we can eat this every day, then why am I still here! Besides, if that were the case, our headmaster would have been in prison a long time ago!"

The words of the guy in bed No. 3 made Wen Xuan look embarrassed, and he hurriedly diverted the attention of others and asked the tall man, "Tall man, what about you?

"Our canteen doesn't have any special dishes!" he smiled and said, "But the aunts in charge of our dishes are highly skilled in martial arts, and they actually performed the extremely difficult move of shaking hands like a cloud." Do you know what shaking hands are?"

This time, Wen Xuan was smart, and instead of answering the tall man's question, he glanced at the guy in bed No. 3 with a strange look, as if he wanted the guy in bed No. 3 to answer.

The guy in bed No. 3 also seemed to catch Wen Xuan's strange eyes, and after smiling at Wen Xuan playfully, he picked up the spoon and shook it lightly, and at the same time said to the tall man, "Isn't that so?"

"Yes, yes, that's it!" the tall man laughed and said, "How do you know, could it be that you are like this over there?"

"Is there any canteen aunt in the world who can't do this trick? As the saying goes: 'When the canteen aunt shook her hand, seven pieces of chicken were missing. 'Anyone who has eaten in the canteen knows this!'" After speaking, the guy in bed No. 3 also showed a rather smug smile at Wen Xuan, so angry that Wen Xuan even had the heart to strangle him!

Wen Xuan's expression, of course, the tall man didn't see it, because his attention was all focused on the guy in bed three. He waited for the guy in bed No. 3 and said, then took over the conversation again, and laughed: "That's it, we hate that canteen aunt there." You know, when she shook like this, there were only seventy percent of food and clothing left!" After speaking, he bumped the guy in bed No. 6 next to him with his elbow and asked, "Boy, tell me about yours!"

I saw the guy in bed No. 6 said with a smug face: "I will only eat more in the canteen, not less!"

"No, there is such a miraculous thing, hurry up and talk about it!" the tall man hurriedly asked.

"Just say it, because the aunt who is in charge of distributing the dishes is my relative!"

"I'll take it, sure enough, there are people in the unit who are easy to do!"