With the intervention of a group of excellent love enlightenment teachers such as Mr. Cang, the leaders of Bed No. 3 and Bed No. 6 finally shook hands and made peace, and established friendly diplomacy based on resource sharing. Balingzhai has once again entered an era of peace.

It's a pity that under the basic situation of overall peace, there are still some undercurrents.

In less than three minutes after the establishment of friendly diplomacy between bed No. 3 and bed No. 6, the right to use the ladder between bed No. 5 and bed No. 6 had already been obtained.

In Wenxuan's collar bed, the guy in bed No. 3 actually turned against the guest and sat on Wenxuan's pillow unceremoniously.

"Boy, brother finally remembered where brother had seen you!"

The guy's words made Wen Xuan pause, and blurted out: "What if you've seen me, I didn't rob your girlfriend!" And," he stretched out his finger, pointed to the guy's ass and said, "Move your ass away, that's my pillow!"

The guy in bed No. 3 looked down, looked at Wen Xuan with a puzzled expression, and said, "So you like to use a cushion as a pillow?"

After saying that, that guy actually moved his ass off Wen Xuan's pillow and moved it to the middle of the bed. I saw him leaning over, leaning towards Wen Xuan, and said to Wen Xuan with bad intentions: "Boy, do you know what my brother is thinking about now?"

"I know what you're thinking right now?" As soon as Wen Xuan finished speaking, a rather terrifying thought instantly appeared in his mind. He gasped, pulled his trouser belt tightly, stepped back, and said with a panicked face: "This, this, this comrade, I don't like that! Don't come here, I'll scream! You, you, you better find the handsome guy in bed No. 2, I think he has that talent." Maybe when you get comfortable, you can have a good impression of each other and finally tie the knot......"

Wen Xuan said nonsense in a panic, making the buddy's head in bed No. 3 a little cloudy.

He hurriedly waved his hand to stop Wen Xuan's nonsense, and said, "You were kicked in the head by a donkey, what are you talking about!" After speaking, the ill-intentioned smile that appeared on his face again just now, and said: "Boy, when my brother came at noon, I happened to see you talking quite happily with the dormitory manager aunt of the girls' dormitory diagonally opposite, and then actually went in......"

"What, you just went to the girls' dormitory?" Before the buddy in bed number three finished speaking, the tall man in bed number one shouted at the top of his voice.

Immediately afterwards, Wen Xuan heard a scream of "ah" from under the bed, and looked down, only to see that the buddy in bed No. 2 was covering his eyebrows and rubbing them gently. I knew with my ass that the parallel goods must have been because he heard Wen Xuan enter the girls' dormitory, or because he was frightened by the sudden shouting of bed No. 1, and he pulled his eyebrows in excitement.

I saw that the guy in bed No. 2 raised his head and asked Wenxuan, "Did you really enter the girls' dormitory? How did you do it?" I also wanted to go in just now, but I was blasted out with a broom by the dormitory manager. Now I want to trim my eyebrows, and I want to disguise myself as a woman!"

Wen Xuan was about to answer the buddy's question in bed No. 2 when a powerful big hand suddenly came out from behind Wen Xuan and pressed Wen Xuan's shoulder, startling Wen Xuan.

He hurriedly turned his head to look, but saw the guy in bed No. 4 raise the mosquito net in his hand, and said to Wen Xuan with a sincere face: "This gentleman, do you need a mosquito net for Jiu Kengni? Now you don't need ninety-nine-eight, you can have it with just a clever plan, if you want anything, say it quickly!"

"yes, yes, what the hell did you do to get that fierce aunt in charge!"

It was the damn guy in bed six, if it weren't for him, not only would the guy in bed three not be able to get into his own bed, but he would still be able to watch a wonderful live version of the Wild Gladiator!

Now this guy didn't know when he climbed onto Wenxuan's bed, and he was squatting behind the guy in bed No. 3 with a wicked smile on his face.

Wen Xuan put his eyes back on the guy in bed No. 3 again, and said with a smug face: Since you look down on your little brother, then your little brother will not sue you, let you mumble about this in your hearts all day long, you can't eat well, you can't sleep well, you can't play, you can't watch well, you can't walk steadily, and you can't sit in prison. ”

After that, Wen Xuan completely ignored those few eyes that could kill him thousands of times if he could turn into lasers, and laughed to himself.

"You really don't say that?" asked the buddy in bed three.

"Don't talk about it!"

"Okay!" The buddy in bed No. 3 glanced at the buddy in bed No. 2, and muttered a few words in a dialect that Wen Xuan didn't understand at all, and then said to Wen Xuan: "Do you know what a thousand years of killing is?"

As soon as his voice fell, there was a sudden shaking of the ladder between bed five and bed four, and the guy in bed number two actually climbed up again, blocking Wen Xuan on bed five.

He said to Wen Xuan with a wicked smile: "Even if you don't know what a thousand years of killing is, you should have heard this song!" After speaking, he really sang: "The chrysanthemum is broken, the ground is full of wounds, and your smile has turned yellow." The flowers fall and people break their bowels, and my heart flows quietly......"

As soon as the tall man in bed heard this song, he sang along with the melody. Later, he climbed up directly, standing on top of his ladder, and with his long legs, he actually stepped onto the ladder on Wen Xuan's side. At that time, Wen Xuan was thinking: "Why don't you fall down!"

As soon as the tall man stood on the ladder on Wen Xuan's side, he shouted to the buddy in bed No. 3: "Dude, although I'm not sure what you plan to do, I also vaguely guessed some signs." The chrysanthemum is yours, let me come to the banana! Tell you to drag it, and see if I don't pick your banana with a trick!"

"Hahaha, it's good, it's good! I'll take it and bribe the dormitory manager to see if I can let us in. ”

It was the one who killed a thousand knives in bed No. 6 who spoke, and at this moment he was staring at the guy in bed No. 4 behind Wen Xuan with a wicked smile, as if he was forcing bed No. 4 to make a decision with his eyes.

Sure enough, the guy in bed No. 4 was stared at by the guy in bed No. 6 in a panic, and said in a curtled voice: "I, I, I'll help you cover his head with a mosquito net, tie his hands and feet, and then you are free, I don't see anything!"

Their seemingly understated words made Wen Xuan tremble for a while, and he secretly muttered to himself almost in despair: "It's over, they're going to attack it in groups, my chrysanthemums are gone, bananas are gone!"

There are many thought-provoking sayings circulating on the Internet, including one that is: "Do you want to be a coward for the rest of your life or a hero, even if it's only for a few minutes?" You need more than just courage. The revolutionary cry from the bottom of my heart is only to wake up a few people!"

Wen Xuan doesn't want to be a hero, even if it's only for a few seconds!

Why?

Haven't you watched "Hero"? Do you remember how Nameless died? He was shot to death by a group of Qin soldiers!

So that day, looking at the group of ill-intentioned guys around his body, Wen Xuan slowly raised his hands and said faintly, "Okay, I surrender!"

"The boy can be taught!" The guy in bed No. 3 straightened up, clasped his hands in front of his chest and said, "Then you can sue us now, how did you do it just now! Why did that dormitory manager let you in without doing anything to drive you in?"

"Hehe!" Wen Xuan leaned forward and said mysteriously, "Have you seen Fullmetal Alchemist?"

"I've seen it!" The guy in bed No. 3 frowned, and asked with doubts on his face, "Could it be that you can also do alchemy?"

Wen Xuan raised his index finger and shook it, and said, "No, no, no! If I knew alchemy, I would have drawn a refining array to refine your banana into a toothpick! Don't, don't, don't, the gentleman can't move his mouth! Then I'll make it clear! Hey, that buddy who is still standing at the top of the ladder, take the note and pen I put on the desk. yes, that's it!"

"Okay, thank you!" Wen Xuan took the note handed over by the tall man, picked up the pen, flipped the note to a certain page, and said, "Now that everyone has read Fullmetal Alchemist, they must have some understanding of the law of equivalent exchange. What you want now, you have to pay the same price. So ......"

Wen Xuan looked around with a wicked smile on his face, and said with a wicked smile on his face: "Then, now you will provide useful information such as the surnames and names of unmarried women you know who are between the ages of ten and twenty, with a slender body and a good face, and the buckles of mobile phones. Of course, if you attach a photo, I don't mind opening a small stove to teach top secret secrets. And in exchange, I will also tell you how I got permission from the dormitory manager to swagger into the girls' dormitory!"

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