What is called useless, that is, when you are severely hurt and toyed with by a person, the other party just says to you with a little sincerity: "I'm worried about you", the corners of your mouth can't help but rise.

"Snap" A crisp sound, Tang Yifeng looked at Huang Puyi who was biased in a daze, and tears silently flowed out in his heart.

Huang Puyi maintained the posture of being hit in the face by himself, standing indifferently, and crying in his heart: It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, I don't know if it will be swollen, it's Tang Yifeng's fault for making me laugh (wrong).

"That. What's wrong with you?" Tang Yifeng put his hand on Huang Puyi's shoulder, forced him to turn his head, and examined the red mark on the other party's face, "Why are you beating yourself well?"

The corners of his mouth tended to rise slightly, and Huang Puyi's right hand was trembling, and he wanted to hit himself to be sober, but he subconsciously replied in his mouth: "...... to fight mosquitoes"

Look, who can have such a boring and unreliable dialogue except for two men who have their own ghosts in their hearts and their brains and cerebellum convulsions!

Tang Yifeng was already weak, pointed to the stall on the ground and sighed: "Don't sue me, this is also the blood of mosquitoes." It's definitely not a coffee stain!"

After Huang Puyi stretched out his hand and scratched his chin, he finally said sincerely: "This is indeed not a coffee stain, let alone mosquito blood, this is actually ......"

Tang Yifeng waited with bated breath for an answer, but as for why he was so nervous, he couldn't say.

"This is ......" Huang Puyi pondered for a long time, and finally said, "This is chocolate sauce!"

Tang Yifeng thought seriously about whether to fulfill his promise and really strangle him nobly and coldly. However, after thinking for a while, Tang Yifeng finally slowly lowered his shoulders and said weakly: "Huang Puyi, the last time you saw me in that Korean restaurant, you should have heard that I was wearing a dove hat." ”

Huang Puyi was silent, staring at Tang Yifeng with wide eyes, the anger in his eyes was unconcealed, he really wanted to ask the other party if he really forgot that the person in front of him also liked you, and the person in front of him actually didn't want to listen to the matter between you and that woman at all.

Tang Yifeng continued to recall: "I was really angry at the time, so I found a bar to buy drunk, and by the way, I found someone to spend the night ......."

Huang Puyi listened calmly to Tang Yifeng saying this, but he couldn't wait to strangle him. He felt extremely aggrieved, he was treated as a wild woman outside for a long time, and he belonged to a wild woman who was thrown away after the end, and there was no need to even leave a place as big as a nail in his memory!

"However, when I woke up, I was at the door of my house, and I was well dressed, and there was no trace of it. Tang Yifeng said and smiled, "I obviously remember that I had a hot fight with a good-looking woman." ”

"I'm not interested in your spring dreams. As he spoke, Huang Puyi slowly squatted down, picked up the sheets that fell on the ground and stuffed them into the broken bag, "You can write a history of sexual encounters and post it on the Internet, I think there must be a lot of people who are interested." After speaking, Huang Puyi limped to the garbage can.

That state was ridiculous and pitiful, Tang Yifeng walked a few steps quickly to catch up with the other party, ignoring the coldness on the other party's face, and continued: "Huang Puyi, I am a man, whether I do it or not, I will not be unaware of it at all." ”

Huang Puyi's body paused, his face was still pretending to be calm, and he asked indifferently: "So what, Tang Yifeng, why have you been pestering me to say this?"

Tang Yifeng didn't answer directly, but thought of something and asked, "What's wrong with your feet?"

"Fell. Huang Puyi replied lightly, thought about it and added, "There are indeed blood stains on the sheet, I scooped it to wipe the blood on my feet." ”

After Tang Yifeng's face flashed uncertainly, he suddenly asked with concern, "Where is the scar, let me see." As he spoke, he squatted down and went to lift Huang Puyi's trouser legs to check.

Huang Puyi hurriedly retreated, but it was just such a simple action, but it immediately involved the hidden wound behind him, and Huang Puyi was in pain.

New hatred and old hatred surged up in an instant, and Huang Puyi finally had evil courage on both sides, and roared: "Tang Yifeng, you get out of the way for me, Lao Tzu won't come to provoke you, but you come to provoke Lao Tzu, you are insane, you are still cheap!"

Tang Yifeng was stunned by the scolding, slowly straightened up, stared at Huang Puyi coldly, and the coldness in his eyes made Huang Puyi's body tremble slightly.

Huang Puyi took a few steps back, stretched out his hand to protect his chest, and said, "What do you want to do?"

Wow, I'm stepping on the dots harder and harder, touching my head......