Chapter Sixty-Eight: A Two-Word Classic
Looking at Huang Puyi's slightly guarded appearance, Tang Yifeng couldn't help but curl the corners of his mouth, although he was quickly pressed down. Tang Yifeng looked at Huang Puyi with a little playfulness and said, "Huang Puyi, I don't actually want to do anything, I just want to know what happened on the day I got drunk?"
On a sunny day, Huang Puyi stood in place only to feel that a thunderbolt suddenly fell from the sky, and before he could react, he had already been scorched! The scorched Huang Puyi thought for a long time before he replied tremblingly: "You, you, you...... You ......".
Tang Yifeng raised his eyebrows, looked at Huang Puyi, who was still swinging, with a little impatience, and said, "What are you?"
"You've been cuckolded, you like to be a father!" Huang Puyi's voice suddenly became smooth, and at the end, he glanced at him with disdainful eyes, and turned around...... Dashing...... Cough...... Prepare to continue squirming into the dustbin in style.
Is this what he asked?Is this it?Tang Yifeng stood in the middle of the road messily, wishing that it would be good if the car came now and couldn't run over Huang Puyi and run himself to death~
He is a good Chinese man of more than 1.8 meters in the middle of the night today, his heart was "chirped" and poked into powder, who will tell him what is going on with people like him who specialize in sprinkling salt on the wounds that others can't touch!
Since you're welcome, I don't have to be polite! Tang Yifeng sneered, stepped forward and pulled Huang Puyi's arm to block the other party's progress again, and after organizing for a long time, he spit out a sentence: "I probably guessed everything!"
Huang Puyi's face was snow-white, and it seemed that all the blood had surged to other places at once, half of it was because of fear, and the other half was from the pain of the hidden wound being pulled again.
Huang Puyi looked at the other party quietly for a long time, his eyes flashed a trace of desolation, and after a long time, he slowly lowered his shoulders, and said extremely tired: "Tang Yifeng, what do you want to do?"
Probably because Huang Puyi's appearance was too desolate, Tang Yifeng couldn't help but slowly let go of his hand, standing helplessly, he suddenly regretted it, maybe this matter should have passed so lightly.
Huang Puyi closed his eyes, handed the plastic bag in his hand to Tang Yifeng, and said in a low voice: "We went to bed, I will take you back while you are drunk, and then ......" Speaking of this, Huang Puyi hooked the corners of his mouth a little mockingly, "You treat me as a woman, we rolled the sheets, I had a fever in bed for two days, and I was just able to get up in the afternoon, so I came to destroy the evidence." ”
"I was going to throw this thing away," said Huang Puyi, patting the plastic bag again, and slapped the bag with a 'bang' sound, "Just as if nothing happened, you see, how good it is, you can continue to live without burden, and I won't take the initiative to pester you, just as if it didn't happen." ”
Tang Yifeng was cold, only to feel that the plastic bag in his hand weighed more than a thousand catties, and his hand could no longer be lifted.
Huang Puyi slowly tilted his upper body over at this time: "But, why do you have to force me to tell the matter, in this way, what good can you do? Can you satisfy your curiosity and fill the gaps in your memory, or ......" Huang Puyi paused meaningfully when he said this, stretched out his tongue and licked the artery in his neck, "Make you feel satisfied, I actually like you so much that I am willing to be by you like you like like a woman?"
It's not like this, it's not like this, Tang Yifeng's hands trembled so much that he just wanted to turn around and run away, but he couldn't move, as if he was carrying a heavy shackle on his body, and he couldn't move a step.
Huang Puyi laughed "unruly", his pale face looked like a ghost in the moonlight, he looked at Tang Yifeng indifferently, and there was a dead silence in his eyes: "Are you satisfied now? Are you proud now? After you slept with Lao Tzu, you didn't put a fart, patted your ass and walked easily, I lay in bed for two days, and no one cared! You came to question me, you must be very proud, what do you want to do, you want to see me pleading for mercy in pity? Why don't you speak?"
Tang Yifeng was dazed by a large number of paragraphs, and finally spoke faintly after looking at Huang Puyi's unpredictable face in a daze: "You think too much, and you have opened the wrong mode!"
It's so hard to say it once! This is the last year before Huang Puyi's death.
Seeing that Huang Puyi's face turned black when he was choked, Tang Yifeng didn't have a way to refute the other party, he wanted to say: I will leave without remembering to pat my buttocks, you will lie in bed for two days, you are all self-inflicted, who asked you to throw me out.
The most classic **** word to describe is: deserved!
After Huang Puyi recovered from the monstrous anger, he slowly lowered his head, and a grim smile pulled out from the corner of his mouth: "You forced me first, I was ready to let you go!"
"Tang Yifeng, you must be responsible for me! ”
Tang Yifeng was dumbfounded, messy in the wind, this is the legendary classic two Chinese characters: deserved-
So they lived happily together until the end of the earth...... That's impossible