Nineteen times: killing two birds with one stone

A woman's tears are the most terrible weapon of destruction in the world today. If the nuclear bomb is to destroy the enemy's combat effectiveness from the ** level, then the woman's tears are to destroy the enemy's will from the spiritual level.

If a man sees a woman weeping silently there, and is not touched or even indifferent to his heart, then the man's heart has been sublimated from flesh to iron.

Is he still normal for such a man? He has even erased his most basic emotions, such a person is terrifying.

Wen Xuan is not that kind of man, and he doesn't want to be that kind of man.

He immediately let go of Ling Ling's hand, and Ling Ling immediately squatted down, wrapping his hands around his calves, burying his head deep in it, his shoulders twitching and sobbing.

Wen Xuan looked around and found that more and more people around him were looking towards him, and he secretly screamed in his heart.

If those people just now were purely out of a passerby's mentality, wanting to see how Wen Xuan was molesting a little girl, then now Ling Ling's crying might arouse the pity of those passers-by, and suddenly push Wen Xuan to their opposite. If there were a few more good deeds at this moment, maybe Wenxuan would get into some trouble because of it today.

But yes, Wen Xuan shouldn't have been! It's only been two days since they've known each other, and he's teasing each other like this, if he encounters some people with a bad temper, it is estimated that Wen Xuan has already eaten a few slaps by now!

Wen Xuan leaned down, wanting to reach out and gently pat Ling Ling's twitching shoulder, comforting her and admitting her mistake casually. But as soon as his hand was halfway out, he felt that it was not appropriate.

In desperation, he simply sat on the ground, took out a pack of tissues from his trouser pocket, took out one, stuffed it into Ling Ling's hand, and said softly: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, don't cry." If you cry again, I'll slap myself in the face!"

Seeing that Ling Ling didn't pay attention to him, Wen Xuan really slowly raised his left hand and slapped it towards his face.

Of course, Wen Xuan would not be stupid enough to really slap himself, his left hand was just lightly attached to his face, and at the same time, in order to create a realistic sound effect, he also deliberately raised his right hand and slapped it heavily on his smooth thigh.

The loud sound of "pop" made Ling Ling raise his head suddenly, looked at Wen Xuan with teary eyes, and said in surprise: "Why did you really slap yourself?"

Wen Xuan smiled wryly and said, "It's not that you forced it, if I don't slap myself, will you raise your head and look at me?"

Ling Ling snorted and said, "This is all self-inflicted, if you hadn't grabbed my hand alive or dead, would I have been like this? Why are you boys like this, you want to pull other girls' hands at every turn!" Her eyes began to glow with tears again, and her voice was a little choked and said, "Is it easy for me to come here as a little girl? I don't know anyone here, and all the Qiē are so strange to me." Before I left, my mother said to me, 'Go outside and don't mess with those bad guys!' but how can I provoke you like this, a ......?"

For a moment, even Ling Ling herself didn't know how to describe the strange boy sitting in front of her, and after thinking for a while, she spit out such a paragraph: "A strange person. I saw your cold look yesterday and thought you were some kind of bad person. But when I wanted to leave quickly, you helped me pay for the food! At that time, I thought you were a good person, at least not a bad person. Although you came up with some bad ideas later, it still made me feel that you are actually a good person, so today I saw you being scolded by your counselor, so I came to talk to you. But just now I suddenly saw clearly, you are a scoundrel, stinky rascal!"

Looking at Ling Ling's cute appearance of squatting there, pouting and scolding him, Wen Xuan smiled.

"Haven't you ever met a boy like me before?"

"No! I used to go to an all-girls school!" Ling Ling muttered angrily, not wanting to look at Wen Xuan's face that was starting to smile again.

Wen Xuan waved his hand and said, "Okay, I won't tease you!" However, what I just said asking you to do me a favor is true, can you do me something?"

"Why should I help you such a stinky and shameless scoundrel!"

Wen Xuan said without hesitation: "Because I think you will help me!"

Ling Ling immediately turned his head, looked at Wen Xuan and said, "I won't help you!"

"Okay then!" Wen Xuan stood up, gently patted the dust off his body with both hands, and said, "Then I'm leaving!"

Ling Ling raised his head and saw that Wen Xuan really left without looking back after finishing speaking, and shouted in a daze, "You really left like this?"

Wen Xuan secretly laughed, but quickly turned his head helplessly, looked at Ling Ling and said faintly, "If you refuse to help me, then I have to accept the punishment myself?"

"Punishment, what punishment?"

Wen Xuan walked back, stood in front of Ling Ling, and said, "Didn't you just ask me why we were scolded by the counselor this morning?

Speaking of which, Wen Xuan began to do what he was best at again.

I saw him say to Ling Ling sincerely: "Here's the thing, last night a buddy nicknamed Chang Anyu in my dormitory didn't know if his head was convulsed, or if his head was kicked by a donkey, so he actually bet with me that he could go to the girls' dormitory to peek at the girls taking a bath without being discovered." At the time, I thought he was joking, but I did agree to him. ”

Wen Xuan suddenly pointed to his calf and said: "Na, this is the bet, if he really goes to peek, I will shave the foot hair! Now you know why I don't have foot hair! I really didn't expect him to be such a person, he really went to peek at the girls taking a bath, and was caught by the dormitory manager, and after being beaten, he was taken back to our dormitory by our boss, the counselor! At that time, our boss threatened to punish him, and asked him to read a thousand-word review book in front of those girls today!"

"What happened then?"

Seeing that Ling Ling was attracted by his blind story, Wen Xuan was secretly happy in his heart, and at the same time muttered: "Don't blame me, buddy, who told you to fool me into shaving my foot hair, and it also caused us to run an extra kilometer." ”

Wen Xuan's heart scolded and scolded, but he kept talking.

"Although I'm a bit bad and often tease those girls, I'm a pretty responsible man. Although Chang Anyu didn't do the right thing in this matter, if I didn't make this bet with him, he might not go to peek at those girls taking a bath, so I also had to take a little responsibility in this matter, so I helped him intercede. ”

Wen Xuan looked at Ling Ling's starry eyes and said, "But if you don't do this well, not only will you not be able to help others, but you may also be able to put yourself in it." More than a thousand years ago, Sima Qian offended Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty in order to help Li Ling intercede, not only could not protect Li Ling, but also took his own life. Yesterday, I also stood up quite fearlessly and helped Chang An Yu intercede, but this was a plea, but I also took myself on it, and was punished by the boss for running three thousand meters!"

"So, you're a good person, but you're still a scoundrel, stinky rascal!" Ling Ling wiped the tears from his face and asked, "Then why were you still being scolded by your counselor this morning?"

"This is also what that Chang'an Yu is doing!" Wen Xuan pretended to be angry and said, "He got up this morning and said that this military training uniform was ugly, and he refused to wear it. We had to talk about it to get him to put on this military training uniform, but we were late. Our boss was still angry about that incident last night, and this morning he made such a fuss, can he not be angry? So he scolded us and punished us for running a thousand meters in the whole dormitory! Do you think I'm innocent? Actually, in my opinion, this military training uniform is very good!

Ling Ling found that when Wen Xuan said the last sentence, the expression on his face was extremely dirty, and a pair of eyes stared straight at him. She began to follow Wen Xuan's gaze, but found that the neckline of her clothes opened a big opening at some point, and from Wen Xuan's point of view, she just took in the scenery inside.

Ling Ling glared at Wen Xuan fiercely, covered the collar of his coat and stood up, and said to Wen Xuan: "You are no better than that Chang An Yu, you are all a big pervert! But for the sake of those innocent roommates in your dormitory, let's say, how do you want me to help you?"

"It's actually very simple, you just have to ...... like this" Wen Xuan took a step closer towards Ling Ling and whispered his method.

"It's as simple as that?" Ling Ling asked with a puzzled expression.

After Wen Xuan said "um", he nodded and said, "It's as simple as that. Would our dear Young Sister Ling be willing to help me with this?"

"Let me explain first, I'm helping those innocent roommates in your dormitory, not helping you, a big pervert, a stinky hooligan!"

Wen Xuan smiled and said, "Okay, okay." As long as you promise to do me a favor. After the deed is done, I will invite you to dinner, firstly to make amends for your sins, and secondly, as a reward for this help, how about it?"

"Okay, we'll make up our minds!"

Wen Xuan laughed after hearing this, and secretly muttered to himself in his heart: "Hehe, this is really killing two birds with one stone! Even if you have done the matter of four thousand meters, you can also have a meal alone with Ling Ling!"

Immediately, he hurriedly said: "Okay, then we will settle it like this." You'll help us get this done later, so come to the playground and find me!"