Twenty times: blind master

Not long after Ling Ling left, the Great Boss Pioneer and the Third Boss Saicao Pomegranate, who had not been able to find a trace just now, suddenly appeared out of nowhere and quietly came to Wen Xuan's back.

I saw that the big boss was in a hurry with his hands in front of his chest, and said with a stern face: "That girl just now is the girl who walked back to the dormitory with you yesterday?"

And the third master, Sai Caoliu, directly put his hand on Wen Xuan's right shoulder, stretched his neck long, and kept looking in the direction that Ling Ling left, and said at the same time: "This girl looks pretty good! Yesterday the light was too dim, and she was condescending, and she couldn't see her appearance clearly, but today she finally saw it clearly, she looks quite bright." ”

He suddenly retracted his gaze from afar, slapped Wen Xuan's chest with a fist with his right hand, and said, "Ah ghost, you stinky boy is really good! You got a good girl in less than two days after school started! How the hell did you do it? Let's communicate!"

"However, I seem to have seen her squatting on the ground crying just now!" The big boss suddenly lowered his head, looked down at Wen Xuan, and said with an ambiguous expression: "Did you kid do something disgraceful to others?"

"What's the matter!" Wen Xuan hurriedly turned around and said to them, "I'm a pretty serious and good person!" It's just that the little girl just saw me being scolded by the boss, and she was worried that I was in a bad mood, so she came to comfort me. When she saw that I wasn't happy, she wanted to treat me to a meal and wanted me to be happy. But I told her that I was punished by the boss to run 4,000 meters, and I guess that even if I don't go to the school infirmary, I won't have the strength to eat with her. ”

Wen Xuan sighed and continued: "You don't know, that little girl is very simple, as soon as she heard that I was punished by the boss for running four thousand meters, she panicked all of a sudden, and said that she was going to reason with the boss. But you all know that the boss is angry now, if that little girl really goes to the boss to theorize, not to mention whether she can succeed or not, just say that the boss will not be angry with me because of this, or even angry at her, then what should I do? You say, this anger is on me, it doesn't matter, if it is angry at her, I may not be able to hold back, and directly find the boss for a real duel!"

Wen Xuan suddenly put on a righteous and awe-inspiring expression, and said: "In order for the little girl's fragile heart not to be hurt, for the boss not to be severely injured by my family's martial arts, and for the harmonious development and safety of the campus, I didn't hesitate to hold her, and I taught her a lesson with emotion." She also knew that she was wrong, and she couldn't help crying. Her tears softened my heart at once, and I hurriedly comforted her: 'Even if I run lame, I will go to dinner with her!'. But the little girl was also quite understanding, and immediately said that even if it couldn't be lunch, dinner would be enough. After thinking about it, I couldn't help her bitter pleading, and finally agreed to her!"

Similar to this kind of nonsense, Wen Xuan didn't know how many times he had done it before, and he had already gone to the realm of bragging about not paying taxes and not blinking.

For example, once, when Wenxuan didn't finish the previous day's homework, he found a candle and dropped a few wax tears into the homework book, and then said to the subject teacher sincerely: "Teacher, there was a power outage in our community last night, and I searched for a long time to find a very short candle to light up to do homework." But before I finished it, it burned out! I did my best, I didn't mean to!" After saying that, he immediately changed his expression to almost cry, and looked at the teacher motionless with those dripping eyes.

Any teacher is embarrassed to say anything to him when he sees his students looking at him with such an expression, and there are really some wax tears left on the homework book.

What, what if that teacher is hard-hearted? Scrambled eggs with cucumbers, cold salad! Who can blame this? You can only blame yourself, knowing that he is hard-hearted and still using this trick against him, isn't this self-defeating?

Okay, let's go back to Wenxuan first!

It is undeniable that Wen Xuan's blind break this time is actually quite good, reasonable, and reasonable, but it sounds a little weird.

At that moment, the big boss grabbed the back of his head and asked, "This sounds like this, but how strange does it feel, are you fooling us?"

Wen Xuan hurriedly waved his hand and said, "You don't need to dig into it, this matter is over anyway!" After speaking, he quickly changed the topic and said, "I have good news for you! Just when I deepened my relationship with that little girl just now, I suddenly thought of a good idea, do you want to hear it?"

The third master, Sai Caoliu, said disapprehantly: "You shouldn't have come up with any bad ideas, right?"

Wen Xuan glanced at the three masters and said, "Then do you want to hear it?"

The big boss said in a hurry: "Let's talk about it first!"

Wen Xuan smiled, raised his hand, and said, "The Buddha said: 'Don't say, don't say!' I still don't tell you for your good, it's not interesting to say it!"

"Damn, you kid is playing me!" After glaring at Wen Xuan, the big boss said, "I suspect you haven't come up with any good ways at all!"

Wen Xuan raised his chin, walked past them with a smug expression, and walked back towards his class, while saying, "Believe it or not, you'll know later!"

After being stunned for a moment, the third master Saicao Liu rushed up, hooked Wen Xuan's shoulder, and asked, "I don't care if you think of a way, I just want to know if your family heirloom martial arts can really bring down the boss?"

"Yes, our family's upper, middle and lower three-way dragon claw hand can theoretically take down any opponent!"

"Isn't the dragon claw hand from the Shaolin Temple, how did it become your family heirloom?"

"Shaolin Temple's is not as easy to use as my family, and in my family's three-way dragon claw hand, I have a soft spot for the middle road dragon claw hand. ”

"What kind of move is that?" The third master Saicao pomegranate suddenly became interested and hurriedly asked.

Wen Xuan raised his eyebrows and smiled evilly: "That's it!" Before the voice fell, Wen Xuan pointed five fingers and grabbed directly at the chest of the third master, and twisted it fiercely.

After hearing the scream of "ah" from the three masters, he gently rubbed his aching chest and yelled: "Ah ghost, you little bastard, you stand for me." I can guess what the lower dragon claw hand is. I want you to taste the dragon claw hand of the lower road, and I want to crush your bird......"

Just when the first Dragon Claw Hand Championship in Balingzhai was fiercely carried out between Wenxuan and Sandangjia Grass Pomegranate, the long opening ceremony finally came to an end. The headmaster, who had since become a dragon, waved his hand downward without looking back, under the gaze of the new students, who were either ignoring, disdainful, or looking up.

Immediately afterwards, the fat-headed and big-eared official Shangshu, that is, the director of the Academic Affairs Office, walked up to the podium, cleared his throat, and said, "Students, you have worked hard this morning!" According to the original plan, after the opening ceremony, we will directly enter the military training, but we have just received a call and learned that the car that sent our instructor to the school broke down halfway and is now being repaired, so this morning all students can move freely, and at two o'clock in the afternoon on time to the sports field to concentrate on the class!"

As soon as the words of the official department were released, they immediately attracted the cheers of the new students, so that the official department of the department shouted "stop" several times before they stopped.

The official continued: "At the same time, the school decided to extend the military training time from the original three days to seven days......

No one could hear what he was saying later, because his voice was already buried in the noise of the new students. This is like a bolt from the blue for the freshmen.

And for Balingzhai, more painful things are yet to come.

Not long after the official secretary finished speaking, their boss immediately appeared in front of them and said to them expressionlessly: "God won't help you anymore! I wanted to go directly to military training, so I will let you go once." But now ......" their boss laughed a few times, and then shouted violently, "You guys go to the stadium with me now, quick, quick, quick......"

"Hey, ghost, what the hell is that method you are talking about?"

On the way to the sports field, the three-boss Saicao pomegranate suddenly came to the side of Wenxuan and asked softly.

And Wen Xuan said with a mysterious face: "You'll know later!"

"Is it reliable?" the big boss also came over and asked, "This is four thousand meters, I guess I will have to send it to the school infirmary after the run!"

"Trust me, it's going to be reliable!"

After Wen Xuan finished speaking, he quietly turned his head, looked at the playground that was still noisy, and muttered in his heart: "It should be reliable." Ling Ling, rely on you, don't lie to me! At most, I won't bully you again!"