Wang Fugui heard that in the next life, let Li Qian still look for himself, and he didn't even think about saying it directly

"If I have a girlfriend in the next life, and I still become a woman, then I would rather be reincarnated as a pig! In short, never live with her again! It's too bitter! Too tired! It's so hard! ”

Cao Wei glared at him and said with a wicked smile

"Hahaha! How! I guessed it! Your kid must have been in the last life, and he owed your daughter-in-law a love debt, and people came to collect debts in this life, and your kid still didn't admit it! Otherwise, if you don't vote for a good human fetus, why do you want to be a pig! Brother! Don't forget! Merry debt is the most difficult to repay, because it is like the wind, it comes and goes without a trace, and it has a long history like water! Dude, this is called, the sins of heaven are forgivable, and you can't live if you do your own sin! ”

Wang Fugui looked at Cao Wei's gloating appearance, not to mention how uncomfortable he felt in his heart, thinking that he was talking about Brother Monkey for a long time, it turned out that waiting for my brother and me here, it was just too hateful, but they were joking with each other, and it was obviously inappropriate to be mad, so he rolled his eyes angrily and said

"Can you still be bad, kid? I'm here to talk to you, I didn't expect you kid to be making fun of me for a long time, why are you so unkind! And I'm weird, do I owe my girlfriend a love debt, and do I have to be a pig, is there any inevitable or indirect connection between the two? ”

Cao Wei found that Wang Fugui was a little unhappy, and wanted to make a joke, but he was still anxious, and his eyes were inevitably too small, so he rolled his eyes and said with a happy smile

"You kid don't want it, carry the cow's head on your back and don't admit it! I said that you owe a love debt, which is closely related to why you choose to be a pig if you don't do it as a good person! Since you kid said so, then I'd like to ask you why you didn't choose a wolf! Cattle! Horse! Sheep! I just chose a pig, took 10,000 steps back and said, even if you are lazy, then why don't you choose a panda! ”

Wang Fugui rolled his eyes angrily, thinking to himself this grandson, how can he be such a grandson, brother, I just said it casually, but I didn't expect him to directly pull my brother and me towards the animal world, it's just hateful, but it's too late to say anything now, so his eyes rolled and he said a little irritably

"You kid is not talking nonsense! Giant pandas are national treasures! I don't have that good life! Besides, pigs and giant pandas are also delicious and lazy, just because their faces are different, their fates are completely different, one is spoiled, and the other is stabbed! But brother, I'm a powerful faction, and I don't want to rely on my appearance to eat! You should have figured it out now! ”

Cao Wei glanced at it, and wanted to say it directly, saying that for a long time, it turned out that you were too comfortable for the giant panda to die naturally, and you wanted to play with it as soon as possible, but I was afraid that if I said this, I would completely make this buddy anxious, and it would really turn the joke into a joke, so he rolled his eyes and said with a hippie smile

"Dude, I didn't notice that you are still a person who pursues individuality! But I still can't figure it out, why there are so many animals in the animal kingdom in addition to people, why did you choose pigs, is it because of Zhu Bajie? ”

Wang Fugui was speechless for a moment, thinking to himself about his uncle, what is this today, how to knock out a bed bug from swallowing melon seeds, encountering such a strange thing, it is simply sad to death, so his eyes rolled, and in order to be angry with this kid, he deliberately smiled and said

"That's right! The reason why I chose pigs is because of Zhu Bajie! ”

Cao Wei was directly happy when he heard this, you kid looks like a thief, and now it seems that it is nothing more than that, so he said with a happy smile

"Oh! I see! Then it can be proved that my judgment is correct and my inference is reasonable! ”

Wang Fugui was said by this kid, and instantly a little bit of a monk with two heights couldn't figure it out, thinking that everyone was a crooked-mouthed monk who recited the wrong scriptures, this kid was good, and he directly fake the monk to my brother and I spoke English, don't you know that my brother I am illiterate, so I said extremely helplessly

"Can you kid talk well, don't talk here! If that happens, we can end our conversation! ”

Cao Wei heard that the call was over, and thought to himself if you kid was stupid on the phone, we were sitting and chatting in the house, and you told me that the call ended here, but when I thought that this might be talk, I smiled faintly and said

"Dude, don't get excited! What can't we say! From now on, I ask you anything, and you can answer anything! Don't say anything superfluous, everything will wait until we finish the question! Do you think that's okay? ”

Wang Fugui hesitated slightly, thinking to himself Brother Monkey, you kid is too thief, he is not only the maker of the rules of the game, but also a participant in the game, is there such a domineering thing for you? But after thinking about it again, the two big men, I don't believe that today he can still sell me, so he said with an extremely disdainful smile

"Good! Please advise! ”

Cao Wei pursed his lips and said happily

"You know why Zhu Bajie is called Zhu Bajie, not Zhu Jiujie! Do you know if he didn't take that vow? ”

Wang Fugui was speechless for an instant, thinking that this can also be called a problem, it is simply nonsense, I wanted to ask Tang Seng directly, but in this case, it would be a dead talk, so he scratched his head and said extremely irritably

"Hey! If you say you don't study well, forget it! Why doesn't even the TV look good! It's obvious that there is no precept in lust! Otherwise, he will run the pigsty, otherwise he will run to Gao Laozhuang to do something! I don't know such a simple truth, I really convinced you! It can be seen that you must be in debt of love! Otherwise, I wouldn't have the same hobby as Zhu Bajie! ”

As soon as the words fell, Wang Fugui rolled his eyes angrily, and when he was about to refute, he didn't expect the mobile phone text message to ring, he thought it was Li Qian who called him to eat, so he quickly grabbed it and took a look, it turned out to be a shutdown text message from the mobile company, and he angrily threw the mobile phone on the quilt and said

"He's a monkey brother! My wife is about to text and this will be down, isn't it fatal? This mobile phone fee is too expensive! I just paid a hundred dollars, and it's only been a few days! You know where you can pay the phone bill except in the town! ”

Cao Wei glared, I wanted to say that your wife can kill you on the phone, unless you don't want to live anymore, you dare to say anything all day long, but people call with their own money, and they say so much, so they sighed and said

"That's it! Even if the phone bill is a dime a minute, for you who are chatting with your mobile phone all day long, I'm afraid it will not be enough to pay a few hundred! There is no place to pay the phone bill around here, but there are mobile points in the town that sell recharge cards, and you can buy a few cards after you finish eating! That way, there's never downtime! ”