Wang Fugui glared, thinking that your kid really doesn't have a backache when he stands and talks, what he says is better than singing, scientists all over the world have not invented a perpetual motion machine, you let me be here with a mobile phone that will never stop, you kid not only dare to think, but he also dares to say, brother, I don't accept the wall now, only serve you kid, so he pursed his lips and said

"Hey! I have no hope for a mobile phone that will never stop in my life, because according to our current status as a temporary worker, it is definitely impossible to start my own communication company! As long as my wife's mobile phone is in the service area when I call, it's fine! That's right! It's been a long time since the two of us talked, why didn't we see your king come to look for you! Is it that the money is in your pocket, and you kid is left behind, and you forget it completely! This is too unreliable! Your boy's family status is too low! The daughter-in-law doesn't earn as much as you, why do you yell at you all day long, you have to treat this problem as soon as possible, otherwise you will get married in the future, and you may never have a bright day! ”

Cao Wei rolled his eyes angrily, thinking to himself, you kid, don't be here, the pig laughs at the crow black, the crow laughs at the pig without color, the two of them are basically all the way, no one can laugh at anyone, although my brother and I guard a tigress, but I can still see a living creature, even if you kid finds a talented girl who grew up from snacks, four books and five classics, the wife can only stay on the phone, deceiving herself, saying that she is not a single dog, but everyone knows that your kid is more pitiful than a single dog, because you don't know your poor person, That's the pathetic and pitiful person in the world, thinking of this, he sighed, he has become pitiful like this, and he still doesn't want to hit this kid, so he said with a happy smile

"Dude, look at what you said, women's hands are used to spend money, not to make money, as long as people lose a little bit of the family, it is to subsidize the family! Otherwise, why are the big guys so afraid of the losers! Besides, whoever holds the economic power from ancient times to the present day will have the initiative! As for the family status, I can only tell you this, as long as my daughter-in-law is still my daughter-in-law, I have a daughter-in-law after I go home, like you hold my mobile phone every day, laugh like a daughter-in-law like a daughter-in-law, family status is directly negligible, people like us who live at the bottom of society, the word status is synonymous at best, do you think I am right! ”

Wang Fugui was choked by a sentence, and almost didn't pass, thinking that this is the legend, people are invincible, for a woman, to live a dignified man like this, I really feel ashamed for you, but people's words are not completely unreasonable, and it is not easy to refute, so he said with a wry smile

"Dude, I thought you would only be funny and make your wife happy, but today I found out that you turned out to be a master! It's really better to listen to your words than to read a book for ten years! It's so hidden! In the future, I beg you to give me a lot of enlightenment! Enlighten! Confused life! ”

Cao Wei rolled his eyes angrily, and said helplessly when he walked away

"Okay, you kid don't change the law anymore, bury me here! Brother, how can I not count a few pounds and taels by myself! I don't even know who to find to enlighten my confused life, and to enlighten your life, or to do it well, kill me directly! Your kid's phone is down, this will be on the phone, and there is no way to pop another one! Kiss one! Hurry up and go to bed! I'll call you while I'm eating! ”

Wang Fugui saw that this kid was leaving, so he quickly stood up and said with some confusion

"Look at you, you just said that you are going to eat soon, what are you going to do, what are you going to do, what is the important matter, can't we wait for us to eat? Anyway, there is only half an hour left, so let's have a good chat! ”

Cao Wei pursed his lips, sighed, made a grimace at Wang Fugui, and said with an extremely helpless smile

"Dude, you better spare me! If I continue to talk to you, you will eat at noon and sleep until you wake up naturally, and I will not wake up after I finish eating at noon! ”

Wang Fugui heard that the words were wrong, and thought to himself which one this buddy was singing in a good manner, and felt as if he didn't go out, it would be like a dead person, so he said with some curiosity

"That's it! Don't make a fool of yourself here, as if today's door is your door of life and death, can you tell me, how did I become a sheep herder, how did you become a firewood picker! Why can't I wake up when I fall asleep! It's like life and death! What are you going to do, if there is any use for my place, don't worry, buddy, I'll be the first to rush up! Don't be embarrassed! ”

Cao Wei blushed when he heard this, and then said extremely embarrassed

"Thank you, brother, for your kindness! But you really can't help me with this matter today! When Cuihua went to work, she soaked me two pots of clothes and socks, if she came back from work and found that the clothes were not washed, do you think I fell asleep, then can I still wake up? ”

When Wang Fugui heard this, he couldn't help but laugh directly, then walked over and patted him on the shoulder and said

"Oops! Brothers! You're so talented! Look at you, I thought something was going on! Isn't it just to wash a few pieces of clothes, there is a washing machine on the second floor, throw it directly into it, wouldn't all the problems be solved! Besides, your Cuihua is not without long hands, why do you want to wash those things! ”

Cao Wei's face turned even redder at this time, and he scratched his head extremely embarrassed and said

"Brother, the washing machine is for washing outerwear and uniforms, and some of the women's clothes can't be washed by hand! As for why people don't wash it, because she asked me to buy a washing machine, I can't afford to buy a washing machine, so I can only use it as a washing machine! Never mind! I don't understand it to you, I'll go first! If you're okay, go to sleep, and I'll call you when you're eating! ”

Wang Fugui looked at Cao Wei and left in a hurry, and suddenly felt sour in his heart, thinking what is unspeakable about this kid, why is he so used to it, his tigress-like girlfriend actually washes his underwear and socks, isn't this marriage, really married to his ancestors, and has a father after he is finished, when can he turn over and be the master, a washing machine semi-automatic is only a few hundred yuan, but in order to please his daughter-in-law, he is alive, turning himself into a big man, into a fully automatic washing machine, The price was a bit too much, because it was the most expensive washing machine he had ever seen.