Chapter 0071 - I Almost Lost My Pants
Lu Yang instantly blushed like a red persimmon, and then said with some irritation
"Are you kid in love, you've gone crazy, all day long, not only dare to think about anything, but also his monkey brother, dare to say anything, eat a lollipop can be associated with love, everyone sitting here has eaten Xiao Xue's lollipop, is it possible that they are all in love with Xiao Xue! May I ask what kind of casual person Xiao Xue is? If you don't fight, then trouble you, if you don't eat cold powder, get out of the way! A few of us still have to play! ”
Bai Fuping, who was sitting next to him as soon as the words fell, glanced at Xue Huiling and said with a wicked smile
"Lu Yang! There's nothing wrong with you! I raise my hands in approval! But you are only half right, it should be that Xiao Xue is not a casual person, because she is not a person when she gets up casually! ”
When Xue Huiling heard this, she glared at Bai Fuping angrily, and said extremely irritably
"You two boys, don't you want to mix, sister, I like to eat casual ice cream, but it doesn't mean that sister, I'm casual! Sit here one by one, don't play mahjong well, make fun of me here! Start quickly, give the rich church, I have other things! Then I won't play with you! ”
Under the guidance of Xue Huiling, after playing three mahjongs, Wang Fugui felt similar to playing playing cards, except that the plum blossoms on the playing cards were on the cards! Hearts! Spade! Square slices! , Mahjong is just a 10,000-character cake, so after playing a few handfuls, he said with a smile
"Oops! Mahjong is not technically difficult, and it is not as mysterious as some people say! ”
Lu Yang glared, and wanted to say directly, your kid's skills are not good, and his tone is very scary, but if he says this, it must be a fight again, so he rolled his eyes and said with a smile
"That's it! The train runs fast because of the headband! You kid can learn to play mahjong so quickly, that's because Xiao Xue, the master, teaches well, you think you have a good brain! Now that you've learned, let's take a little win or lose, a few big guys, it's not interesting to grind your fingers here, I don't know if you're interested! ”
Wang Fugui heard whether he was interested, and knew that this kid was asking in disguise, whether he had money to play mahjong, but his own money, which was kept to call Li Qian, if he lost playing mahjong, then he would have no money to pay the phone bill, if the mobile phone was down, Li Qian would not only be anxious, but the most important thing was that he would not be able to live, and he was just about to say that he was not good at learning and art, but he didn't expect Bai Fuping to say with a smile
"Lu Yang, it's good that you propose like this! But today Fugui just learned, in case he loses, the big guy's face is a little unbearable! I don't think it's too early, let's play a little bit, let's go back to sleep! I'm going to work the day shift tomorrow! ”
When Wang Fugui heard this, he felt sour, and thought that if he didn't bring some color, then he would have to break up, and if he didn't play mahjong, my brother I didn't believe that I could lose my pants, so I sneered with great disdain
"Oops! Your own brother plays, there is no need to be so polite, just say it! How big are we're fighting! Tonight, I sacrificed my life to accompany the gentleman out! ”
Lu Yang found that Wang Fugui was successfully taken to the ditch, you kid doesn't even know how many mahjong there are, you dare to play here, I really don't believe that you can't do it, it's just too funny, but you can't play too much, don't say that the play is temporary red, the most important thing is that the big guys are colleagues, no matter who loses more, the big guys can't hang on their faces, so they said unhurriedly
"One or two! Whoever lights the cannon pays for it! If it is blown up, the three will pay for it, one piece for one person on the open bar, two yuan for one person on the dark bar, no matter how big it is, we can't afford to play, what do you think! ”
When Wang Fugui heard one or two yuan, he immediately felt no pressure, thinking that although my brother has no money now, but one or two yuan is not enough to lose, so he immediately said while stacking cards
"No problem! You say how to play, let's just play like this, if you lose, you should pay the tuition! ”
Wang Fugui stacked the cards, and suddenly remembered that he didn't bring a wallet, in case the first cannon was lit by himself, and there was no money in his pocket, what would the family think, and when the time came, he said that he was poor and didn't even have two yuan, so he rolled his eyes and glanced at Xue Huiling, who was standing behind him, and said with a smile
"Xiao Xue, you come and give me a handful first, when I came out, I forgot to bring a cigarette, go over and get it!"
Wang Fugui just got up, but he didn't expect Bai Fuping to take a look at it and say with a wicked smile
"In case Xiao Xue fires a cannon, whose money is it!"
Wang Fugui glared, thinking to himself, are you kid just living for two yuan, don't you blush when you ask like this, but no one's money is blown by the wind, so he grimaced and said with a smile
"Don't worry! If you win, it's Xiao Xue's, and if you lose, it's mine! You can rest assured! I don't owe you a penny, I wouldn't be at this table without such a small amount of belly, you can just play! ”
Wang Fugui returned to the house, quickly took the only two hundred yuan left in his wallet, took two packs of cigarettes, and just walked into the activity room, but he didn't expect Xue Huiling to blow up directly, and he was happily collecting money, and he said with a smile when he saw this
"Oops! It seems that they are right, three men and one woman playing mahjong is equivalent to giving a gift to a woman! Since Xiao Xue's luck is so good, then it's good to win the money of these guys! ”
Xue Huiling glared at Wang Fugui, stood up and said with a smile
"Good boy! Sister, I'll give you a good start, if you don't thank me well, forget it, I don't even call the master, I knew that I wouldn't teach you to play mahjong! Have fun, you guys! I'll have something to do when I go back! ”
Seeing this, Wang Fugui hurriedly went over and took out the money, handed it to her, and said with a smile
"Thank you, master! Please bring the fruits of your labor with you! ”
Xue Huiling glared, and then said happily
"That's it! You're such an interesting person! How can I take the money on the mahjong table, keep it for you as a capital, and win the money of these guys! Let's play! I'm leaving! ”
After Xue Huiling left, Wang Fugui thought in his heart, eat 10,000 and play 10,000, eat cakes and beat cakes, but eat one plus 20,000, play out a 10,000, still can't listen to the cards, let alone Hu Ping cards, the most important thing is that he is still constantly igniting guns and bars to be bombed, about more than an hour, not only the six yuan left by Xue Huiling is finished, but also his hundred yuan is lost, when he is about to open the second one hundred, Lu Yang saw that this kid has lost too much, and said with a happy smile
"That's it! The tuition is almost taught, and this one is opened again, and it doesn't take an hour, but it's still gone! After the province, say that the three of us bully you and one of you! When you learn it, go to the table and touch mahjong! Otherwise, you'll have to lose your pants! ”
(End of chapter)