Chapter 0072 - Swollen Mouth with Eyeballs

Wang Fugui looked at Lu Yang's hand, which hundred-yuan bill of his own, and instantly regretted that his intestines were blue, but he was willing to lose the bet, and now it was too late, and then the big guys broke up, when he returned to the dormitory after going to the toilet, he met Xue Huiling walking in from outside the apartment building, and before he could speak, he didn't expect people to laugh and say

"Fugui, how much do you win tonight!"

Wang Fugui touched the belt and said with a helpless smile

"Don't you have bad eyes? I see there's only one belt left? ”

Xue Huiling glared, thinking that these guys would know all day long that they were talking to my sister and me, so she pretended to be angry and said

"Can you kid talk well! Sister, I asked you how much you won, and you said you had a belt left! Fools know that you have a belt, so it's hard for you to carry your pants in your hands all day long! ”

Wang Fugui smiled evilly and said unhurriedly

"Don't worry! In the future, I don't have to carry my pants, I can just hang the belt around my neck! ”

Xue Huiling rolled her eyes angrily, and in an instant, this guy who was running the train with his mouth full of mouths didn't want to say a word, and then said a little irritably

"You can't have a good chat! I asked you how much money you won, you are here with a hammer in the east and a stick in the west, what nonsense are you talking about, aren't you afraid that I will borrow money from you! Besides, the belt is used to strangle the pants, what is the matter if you hang it around your neck! Is it possible that you have something you can't figure out, and you are ready to end yourself with a belt! ”

Wang Fugui found that Xue Huiling was anxious, sighed, and said extremely sadly

"Hey! Look at what you said, it's better to die than to live, I won't end up with such a little money! You asked me how much I won, but I almost lost my pants, how can you let me answer this question! All right! It's all tears! I won't talk to you! ”

Xue Huiling looked at Wang Fugui's extremely funny expression, and thought to herself that this kid is simply too funny, one or two mahjong, even if he loses one night, it is a win or loss of more than ten yuan, as if his sister has never played mahjong, but men are born with a virtue, and they always only want to say that they have passed five levels and cut six generals, and never want to tell people that they drink rice soup and pee on a kang, no matter what, he is a loser, so he said with a happy smile

"It's okay! Failure is success for his mother! Play a few more times in the future and you'll win it back slowly! ”

Wang Fugui glared, smiled extremely embarrassedly, and thought that he would play gambling for thirty years, win his own money, hurt his body with a big gamble, and hurt his heart with a small gamble, so he would not do such a harmful thing, so he smiled faintly

"Xiao Xue, forget it! This kind of high-IQ game is not suitable for an elm brain like mine to play! It's entertainment for you, it's torment for me! If you lose your pants that day, how can you see people! ”

Xue Huiling glared, thinking to herself that if you kid knocked on the top of his head, his heels rang, fortunately it was an elm brain, if it was a smart brain, I am afraid there would be nothing to do with Einstein, but the big guys were joking, so he said with a smile

"Oops! Look at what you said, a person who can learn mahjong in three laps, here I tell me that I am stupid, do you believe this? A little mahjong for one or two dollars, how can you lose your pants, and besides, your pants, no one picks them up when they are dirty and thrown them in the yard, who wins your pants for what! ”

Wang Fugui smiled faintly, he wanted to have a good debate about the disadvantages of playing mahjong, but his legs were on his body, and he was not someone else, so he was a little embarrassed

"You're right! My pants were indeed thrown in the yard, no one picked them up, and no one wanted them, that's because the big guys have them, and the pants can't lose, but if I'm playing mahjong, my girlfriend must have blown it! If you don't lose your pants and lose your girlfriend, that's not the same! You shouldn't have to think about it to understand it! ”

Xue Huiling sneered when she heard this, and said with round eyes

"Good boy! No wonder they all say that you can sit up when you see the dead, at first I didn't believe it, but today I found out that I was wrong, you can not only sit up the dead man, but also sit up and talk to you! May I ask your girlfriend, and she is not by your side, you play mahjong, if you don't tell her, how can she know, can she pinch it! Isn't this an international joke? Besides, let's just play mahjong, and it's not a big gamble, how can we lose our girlfriend, take 10,000 steps back and say, now is a society under the rule of law, even if you lose your family, no one dares to use your girlfriend to pay off debts, because it's illegal! So you put your heart in your stomach and play as you want! Pants and girlfriends are something that no one wants! ”

Wang Fugui glanced at it, thinking that this sister is really a wonder, people are persuaded not to gamble, you are good here, repeatedly persuade me to play mahjong, is this the legendary contemporary Wang Po, but the big guy is not very familiar after all, just about to say that my girlfriend is not by my side, but the money for the call is lost, the mobile phone is down without the support of spiritual food, the girlfriend is like a kite with a broken string, who knows whose house the flowers are, which young man is cheaper, but when I think about it, even if I say that I am poor, In addition to looking down on themselves, people will not take out the money in their pockets to spend on themselves, so they rolled their eyes and pretended to be angry

"Look at you, even if the laws of the country agree, then my mother-in-law will not agree to it! Besides, you are a dishonest doll, and your girlfriend is not around, so you can't deceive people! Haven't you heard, to be honest! Be honest! Do you want to be honest? It's not early, don't wander around, hurry up and go to bed! ”

When Xue Huiling heard this, her eyes almost didn't fly out, and she hit Wang Fugui's mouth, and said in extreme surprise

"Oops! You kid really dare to say anything, you dare to call yourself an honest person, aren't you afraid of flashing your tongue! Get back to sleep! Sister, I don't want to say a word to you now! ”

Wang Fugui made a grimace, thinking while walking towards the meeting, what the hell did he see today, the room slept well, nothing to run over to see what to play mahjong, the harm of a hundred oceans lost, when he walked to the door of the dormitory, he suddenly realized that this is why, the world often says "don't prostitute don't turn, don't gamble don't watch" The reason, but now I want to understand that everything is late, my money is lying in someone's pocket and sleeping, I still burrow in the quilt and cry secretly!

As soon as Wang Fugui opened the door, but the door was locked, and when he was about to smash the door, he didn't expect Cao Wei to say with a smile

"Brother, wait two minutes!"

(End of chapter)