Li Shihao was speechless for a moment, thinking that this kid seemed to have an inappropriate brain, and he dared to say such a thing while sitting in the car, wouldn't he be afraid of being asked to get out of the car by the driver, or throwing a grenade in the toilet to cause public outrage, and being beaten to death by the big guy, so he said extremely irritably

"That's it! Sitting in the car for the New Year, talking nonsense! Beware of people beating you up! I'm really convinced! Don't say anything now, I'll be waiting for you on the side of the road! ”

Cao Wei pursed his lips, thinking that it doesn't mean anything for me to live anyway, I don't want to live for a long time, I'll just look at the one who doesn't have long eyes, dare to move me to the west to try, but it doesn't mean anything to say that, he sighed and said

"Oops! Got it! When did you become so timid and verbose! It's so sad! I'm really convinced! ”

After hanging up the phone, Li Shihao rolled his eyes, thinking that it was not my brother-in-law that I was cowardly, but more than you kid, suffered more beatings from life, to be exact, your kid is still too young, but this kid will come back in ten minutes, and when he gets out of the car and finds that he is not waiting on the side of the road, this kid is not alive to eat me, thinking of this, he hurriedly copied the path, and walked towards the side of the road in the snow that overflowed the surface of his feet.

Li Shihao was in the snow, walking in the snow for more than ten minutes, and when he finally came to the side of the road, he found a fellow countryman, pulling a New Year pig on the car, walking towards the pig slaughterhouse, not to mention the car, not even a tractor, rolled his eyes angrily, lit a cigarette, and took a hard puff

"He's a monkey brother! The eagle that has been fighting all his life was actually pecked blind by the chicken! From the day he met him, this kid has been running on a train without a word of truth! It seems that I was sucked by this kid again today! With such a brother-in-law, I have also poured blood mold for eight lifetimes! ”

When the shuttle bus was about to go to Cao Wei's village, because there was a gentle slope, when the road was usually good, the driver was just a matter of one foot on the accelerator, but because there was ice on the road, the bus hummed for most of the day, and slipped down halfway, after tossing three or four times, the conductor was extremely reluctant to leave the little girl just now, and began to put sleepers on the wheels of the bus, which should have been ten minutes by car, but walked for more than 30 minutes.

As soon as the bus turned a corner, Cao Wei saw his brother-in-law Li Shihao doing warm-up exercises on the side of the road, brushing his face and blushing, thinking that he should call his brother-in-law at that time and ask him not to wait to go back first, but he was afraid that he had just gone back, and the car drove up the slope, so that his brother-in-law had a run, and he would be scolded again, and finally thought that no matter what happened, he would be scolded, so it was better to care, who made him his brother-in-law, it was normal to move for a while, thinking of this, he smiled faintly, and looked at the little girl who got on the bus next to him and suspected himself of smoking. deliberately lit a cigarette, thinking that if you dare to talk about my brother and me, then I will take you home directly, be my daughter-in-law, and save your parents all day long in order to marry you out and the black hair is gray.

The little girl saw Cao Wei lit a cigarette, thinking that it was really a dog that couldn't change eating, and it had been cleaned up when she got into the car, only more than an hour later, and she had forgotten everything, and now she had lit the cigarette, and she wanted to clean up beautifully, but she found that this kid had already taken the backpack, and thought that he should be about to get out of the car, and several people around him were also smoking, so he glared fiercely, and then turned his head to look out of the car window without saying a word.

Li Shihao was so cold that he was about to call Cao Wei to ask Cao Wei what time he had been for more than ten minutes, why had he been for so long, and when he hadn't seen anyone yet, he turned around and found a bus driving in the distance, and his eyes lit up in an instant, thinking to himself, brother, I am looking forward to the stars and the moon, and finally brought back you, the harmful person, so he hurriedly threw away the cigarette in his hand, looked at the bus with his eyes, and drove over like a snail to himself.

As soon as the car stopped, Cao Wei got out of the car quickly, Li Shihao hurriedly walked over and took his bag, ready to ask him how he got it and why he came back so early, but before he could open his mouth, a car exhaust came over, making the two of them addicted to smoking.

Cao Wei glared at him fiercely, and Shu grabbed a piece of ice lump with his hand, and said angrily

"His uncle's! Do you know how to drive, didn't see that we hadn't gone far, so you kicked the accelerator and sprayed the ashes on Lao Tzu's face! Reincarnated in such a hurry! ”

Seeing this, Li Shihao snatched the ice cube in his hand and said helplessly

"Oops! What are you doing here? The road is so slippery, the car doesn't slip when you drive on it! No puffs of black smoke! Hurry up and stop causing trouble, let's go home! ”

When Cao Wei heard that he was going home, he glanced at Li Shihao helplessly, and said with some loss

"Alas! Good brother-in-law! I'll tell you the truth! The last thing I want to hear right now is the word home! The last place you want to go is the home you want to go to! It's still early, why don't we go to the county seat, have a few bottles, and get drunk? ”

When Li Shihao heard this, he glanced at it in great surprise, thinking that when you were in the unit before, you yelled all day long to go home, and now when you arrived at the door, you told me that you didn't want to go back, I really didn't know that the sentence in your mouth was true, and just now because of the exhaust of the car, I choked on the smoke and didn't react for a while, and now the car is far away, and the air is full of alcohol after this kid finishes speaking, so he said with some worry

"Weiwei, how much wine did you drink last night! How many times have you been told not to drink outside alone! Why don't you listen! And now I still smell of wine, as if I have just fished it out of the wine tank, and I am still shouting to drink, isn't your life your life! ”

Cao Wei glanced at it, gritted his teeth and said helplessly

"Alas! It's okay! The long is the tribulation, the short is life, I have lived enough now, I wanted to get drunk directly last night, but I didn't expect it to be just drunk, not dead, today you will do me a favor, let's go up and buy a box of two pots, I will drink alone, you watch from the side, just talk to me! Brother-in-law, you are my brother-in-law! That's not too much to ask! ”

Li Shihao was speechless for a moment, staring at Cao Wei with round eyes, thinking that the Jedi is my brother-in-law, otherwise he would not have roasted me on the fire, and held a box of two pots, you drink alone and I watch, just talk to you, don't say whether a box of liquor can drink you to death, even if I really drink you to death, do you think I can still live until tomorrow morning? But now telling him is definitely equivalent to playing the piano to the cow, so he rolled his eyes and said

"Good! Wait until I call your second brother-in-law and your third brother-in-law, and the four of us will drink together! ”

(End of chapter)