Chapter 0293 scolded out in the mother's womb

When Cao Wei heard his eldest brother-in-law Li Shihao, not only did he not persuade himself not to drink anymore, but instead called his second brother-in-law Yang Yugui, who always speaks in a tone that teaches people, and the guy who can't stop talking, and the third brother-in-law Zhang Yongfa, who drinks alcohol, doesn't say a word, only drinks vigorously, and finally the big guy is drunk, he just said a word, this guy who drinks and drinks is really disappointing, didn't he want to get me drunk to death, but to die of anger, so he said with some wonder

"Brother-in-law, what are the two of them doing when they drink, besides, the two of us are on the side of the road now, and we can go directly in a car, the two of them, will they sleep or not, it's still unknown, when will we wait!"

Li Shiqiang looked at Cao Wei's extremely funny expression, thinking that I will let you go home now and not let you drink, I am sure that you will say that I look down on you, and I will turn my face if it is not good, since you want to roast me on the fire, I will simply pull two more cushions, I don't believe that there is still a problem that can't cure you kid, and you will make a mistake here, so he glanced at me in some surprise and said

"Look at what you are talking about, such a good thing as meat and wine, how can you miss your second brother-in-law and third brother-in-law! Wouldn't that be no fun at all! So call the two of them anyway, or I won't be able to watch it, let alone drink it! As for what you said about them not falling asleep, this is not a problem at all, because when I came out, they were sitting on the kiln chicken kang, which would only require a phone call, and they would definitely run over! You'll get over it a little! Let's smoke a cigarette first! ”

Cao Wei heard his eldest brother-in-law running the train with his mouth full, rolled his eyes angrily, and thought to himself Do you want you to call home now, do you want to call my two brothers-in-law to come, and the four of us go out to drink, or do you want to call my father and mother and take me home with my eyebrows, so he sighed and said helplessly

"Since it's all at my house, then don't make this call! Let's hurry home! Standing on the side of the road on such a cold day and drinking the northwest wind, it's not like the north wind hasn't blown before! ”

When Li Shiqiang heard this, he looked at Cao Wei's face full of loss, and pretended to be curious

"Why didn't you get drunk last night, didn't get drunk to death, woke up, and now regret beating your mouth, I've already found someone for you, why don't you drink again! That's not your style! We grew up blowing the north wind from childhood to adulthood, why can't we wait for a while! You're not kidding me! ”

Cao Wei glared, thinking to himself what should be said and what should not be said, you have said everything, what should be done and what should not be done, what do you want me to do, so he sighed again and said

"Alas! Brother-in-law, forget it! Anyway, my heart is already dead, it's the same whether I drink it or not, so let's go back! Have you not heard that some people live as if they were dead, and some die but live forever in our hearts! ”

Li Shiqiang looked at Cao Wei's appearance of dying, and thought to himself that his uncle was young, and he would die with his mouth closed! Alive! It's annoying to listen to, I wanted to say it directly, the goat pretended to be old, what kind of beard did the bad people support, you haven't grown a beard now, what nonsense here, if you don't want to live, die quickly, save your wife and children when the time comes, but if you say so, this kid will definitely quibble, but you can't let this kid run the train with his mouth full, and make the family angry when he goes home, so he rolled his eyes and took a hard puff of cigarette and said

"Oops! I've really convinced you, and I've had enough of my mouth open! I don't want to live anymore! Life has no meaning, I wondered, it's not easy to live these days, death is not simple, there is only one way to live well, that is, to constantly change yourself! Sum up yourself! Go above and beyond! Become the best version of yourself and live the way you want to be! But there are thousands of dead ends for not wanting to live! But I wondered, you said that a person is not even afraid of death, what else is he afraid of in this world! Therefore, ah! When you are young, don't look for death at every turn after encountering something, don't forget that there is no flame mountain that you can't pass, just see if you want to live, don't forget, as long as you don't want to fall, no one in this world can let you fall! Because there are always more ways than problems, if a person grows a brain not to solve problems, but to think about death all day long, then his head will grow in vain, and it is better to have a plate of pig's head meat with wine! If you torture yourself to death for the so-called love now, then it can only prove that you are stupid, and secondly, it proves that your conscience was eaten by a dog, and you are not worthy of being a human being at all, is it so easy for your parents to raise you? In the end, it is enough to prove that the love you have encountered is purely an emotional liar! Okay, I'm too lazy to talk to you here, I'm already angry with you, and I can't listen to anything else, so you can tell me a good story, when I left home, I was full of confidence, how did I go to Wang Cuihua's house and come back, but it was like a frosty eggplant, what happened! ”

Cao Wei rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that his monkey brother's you kid wanted to scold, that wasn't pretending, I just said it casually, but you didn't understand it directly to me, I couldn't wait to scold me from my mother's womb, people who don't know still think that I was scolded from my mother's womb, I really have some doubts, are you my brother-in-law, three-year-old children know, life is only once for everyone, of course I know that there is only one way to live well, but anyway, people are brothers-in-law after all, so I took a puff of cigarette angrily, Slowly spit it out, extremely sad to say

"Oops! All right! Brother-in-law! If you think my sister forced you to pick me up and feel uncomfortable, you can hit me twice! Please stop scolding here, I really can't stand it! But it doesn't matter if Huahua and I were happy boyfriends and girlfriends in the past, or we have become the most familiar strangers now! But please don't tarnish our love, because the two of us are true love! As for why I'm like a frosted eggplant, I thought that her father said that they didn't grow up, and I couldn't wait to give up when I waited for a long time! It's as simple as that, nothing else, believe it or not, I'll hurry home! ”

Li Shihao was completely stunned when he heard this, thinking that this kid was not talking nonsense, according to the way he was when he left, if he couldn't get married a year ago, then the big guy wouldn't be able to live for years, and now he has become like this, but he said that his father-in-law disagreed, because Wang Cuihua was young, and it was okay to deceive others in this way, but he was still tender if he wanted to deceive him, so he looked straight and said

"Is what you're saying true?"

(End of chapter)