Chapter 0351 pretending to be an oil baby to cheat his wife
When the boss heard that he was taking another pack of Heilanzhou, his eyes instantly narrowed into a slit and said with a smile
"Hello! Or I'll give you all the rest of the packs! You take it back and smoke it slowly! ”
Cao Wei was speechless for an instant, thinking to himself, you, old guy, did you think I was too alive and directly sucked me to death, but people said it later, so he hurriedly said with a happy smile
"Oops! The owner is such a nice person, he actually gave me so many cigarettes, thank you so much! Then you're welcome! ”
The boss glared, and then said with a happy smile
"No problem! As long as you promise to take me out next year and come back to build three big tiled houses, I will give you all the cigarettes on the counter! ”
Cao Wei grimaced, picked up the cigarette and lighter on the counter, and trotted all the way to Zhang Yongfa.
When Zhang Yongfa saw Cao Wei coming out, he quickly stood up and rolled his eyes angrily and said
"Buying a pack of cigarettes is not for you to make cigarettes, what are you doing in it for so long?"
Cao Wei made a grimace, hurriedly went over and put the cigarette in Zhang Yongfa's pocket, and said with a happy smile
"Oops! Urge! Urge! Urge! What's there to urge! There is not even a person in the street, and the girl may not have fallen asleep yet, where to go on a blind date! Why did you pass so early! ”
Zhang Yongfa was speechless when he heard that the girl had not fallen asleep yet, thinking that you kid really dare to say anything, you don't look at what time it is, whose woman hasn't fallen asleep yet, you think that other girls are like you, nesting at home all day long, against the bed board and TV, can't sleep in the sun to the back, never know how to get up, but when he took out the things in his pocket, he was completely speechless, and angrily stuffed the cigarette to Cao Wei, and said extremely irritably
"What's going on with you kid all day long! What's going on in my head, what are you doing with this for me! It's not like I don't have cigarettes, what are I spending this money for! Hurry up and get it to Liu Qi! ”
Cao Weihan smiled, stuffed the cigarette to Zhang Yongfa again, put his arms around his neck, and walked forward as he spoke
"Brother-in-law! What are you talking about, is it possible that the person who handed you a cigarette means that you can't afford to buy a cigarette! There are others who smoke, how can there be no own people who smoke, this is not an international joke? Hurry up and put it on, and be polite with me! ”
As the saying goes, good men don't enter the brick factory, good women don't enter the dance field, but Zhang Yongfa is a person who pulls brick embryos in the brick field, every penny of his money is exchanged for human oil, no matter how good the physical fitness of the man is, he can't stand it, the tossing and squeezing of the brick factory, so this pack of eighteen yuan of cigarettes is the money he pulls thousands of bricks, so he said with some worry
"Oops! I didn't mean that! The main thing is that you give me this cigarette, and what will you do with Uncle Liu later! We're all our own people, you don't need to be so polite! Hurry up and take it to others, what are we brothers smoking? ”
Cao Wei was instantly overjoyed when he saw Zhang Yongfa's extremely funny expression, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a happy smile
"Oops! Brother-in-law! Don't talk about cross talk anymore, how can I give you someone else's cigarette! Aren't you scolding me in disguise anymore and being unkind? Rest assured! I bought it for all three of us, so you don't care about it, just grab it and smoke it! Something else is not for you to think about! Let's hurry over and see if your baby motorcycle is there! In case you lose it! Then my head won't last! ”
Zhang Yongfa hurriedly raised his head and glanced at the motorcycle not far away, and then glared at him and said pretending to be calm
"Look what you kid is talking about! If you lose a broken motorcycle, your head won't be able to grow, how much is a broken motorcycle, how much is your head, don't you know how to calculate this account? Besides, if you lose your motorcycle, you can buy one when you're done, where is it as serious as you say! But then again, now that you're about to marry and have children, you can't spend lavishly! Don't forget! It's easy to marry a daughter-in-law, but it's hard to live! ”
Cao Wei pursed his lips, thinking that the motorcycle was a symbol of wealth, and he needed seventy or eighty thousand yuan to marry his daughter-in-law, and he was not short of the money for this pack of cigarettes, but he was afraid of being taught again, so he didn't say a word, and walked towards the motorcycle with his head down.
Cao Wei just turned the road, only to see a circle of people standing around Liu Qi, his first reaction was, this old guy must have deceived people a lot, and now he is blocked by others, thinking that more is better than less, seeing that the New Year is coming, there is no need to lie in this troubled water, just about to say to Zhang Yongfa, brother-in-law, when we will go over again, I didn't think that Zhang Yongfa pinched his neck and pretended to be angry
"You kid didn't say it's still early! The girls on the blind date haven't gotten up yet, look at Uncle Liu's three layers inside and three layers outside, tightly surrounded! In this era when wolves have more meat and less meat, don't hurry up and take two steps, let alone eat meat! It's too late! You're afraid you even know what the meat looks like! ”
Cao Wei heard that wolves have more meat and less meat, and thought to himself that I was here for a blind date, not to see the animal world, there are not many wolves! Less meat, no less! What does it have to do with me, so I said a little irritably
"Oops! Brother-in-law! What are you talking about with a hammer and a stick here! I'm here for a blind date, not for meat! What are you talking about? It's inexplicable! ”
Zhang Yongfa glared at Cao Wei, and wanted to ask this guy if he really didn't understand, or pretended not to understand here, but now whether he understands it or not, he must first fish Liu Qi out of the pile, otherwise things will be in trouble, so he sped up and said while walking
"Alas! I can't even communicate with you now! Do you think that so many people surrounded Uncle Liu and warmed up in the newspaper group! If you think so, you're very wrong! I'll tell you the truth! Those people are all looking for Uncle Liu to talk about his daughter-in-law! If I'm like you kid, I'm still walking like stepping on ants again, in the past, girls were booked in advance, and then it depends on who you go on a blind date with! ”
After Zhang Yongfa finished speaking, he ran over, and Cao Wei only then understood why Liu Qi looked coaxing, and for these young men who came on a blind date, he didn't bother to look at the cigarettes in front of him, saying that he was a fragrant glutton.
Cao Wei thought of coming here to light a cigarette in front of the motorcycle, but just half of the cigarette, I saw Zhang Yongfa holding Liu Qi's hand, happy I came over, he quickly stuffed the purchased cigarette into someone's pocket, laughing and saying
"Uncle, if I go on a blind date, then I'll trouble your old man!"
I saw Liu Qi smile faintly, glanced at him and said
"That's it! I'm an old friend with your Uncle Zhang, so I won't say anything superfluous! When you meet the girl, they ask you what you do, and you say you're an oil worker! ”
Cao Wei said with round eyes when he heard this
"Uncle, I'm a security guard in the unit, not an oil worker! It's not an oil baby! Did my brother-in-law tell you the wrong thing? ”
(End of chapter)