Chapter 0352 The blind date routine is a bit deep

Liu Qi heard that he had put gold on this kid's face, but as a result, this kid blackened his face again, and he angrily circled in place, and said to Zhang Yongfa extremely helplessly

"Big nephew! Your brother-in-law is the matchmaker, uncle, I can't say it! You'd better be smart! If I smash my signboard for so many years and delay other people's marriages, then my sin will be great! ”

Zhang Yongfa panicked when he saw that Liu Qi began to retreat again, thinking to himself why this old guy was so difficult to serve, and the mutton was eaten! Cigarettes bought! Which place is singing now, it makes people sad to death, but even at this moment, he has the heart to bite this old guy to death, so he must smile shyly, so he took his hand and said with a smile

"Uncle Zhang! You're out of gas! Wei Wei is just a brain when he speaks, you must not worry about him! He's not young, you have to help with this favor anyway! ”

Cao Wei heard Zhang Yongfa scolding himself for talking but a brain, and he was so angry that he almost vomited blood, thinking that I was just telling the truth, how could I just be a brain, could it be that I made a mistake to tell the truth, this is too unreasonable!

Liu Qi glared at Zhang Yongfa fiercely, then sighed, held his hand tightly and said helplessly

"Oops! Xiao Zhang! Haven't you heard that ten people on the stage are not as fast as one person demolishing the stage! So it's not that I don't help with this, the key is that I can't help with this favor! I'm going to call your dad right now and ask him to ask for another master! I can't say anything about this medium! ”

Zhang Yongfa saw that Liu Qi was about to take out the phone, so he quickly took his hand and begged his grandfather to tell his grandmother

"Uncle, don't be in a hurry to call my dad first, from now on you say how to get it, let's do it, you say one, two, three, Wei Wei definitely doesn't say four, five, six! You let this kid go east, and he just forgot which side the west is, you see if this will work! ”

Liu Qi glanced at Zhang Yongfa, who was a little anxious, and thought to himself that no matter how good you say, even if you are so anxious that you want to pick the wall now, your mouth is on Cao Wei, and you can't put a switch on her mouth, and you are in a hurry, it makes no sense at all!

Zhang Yongfa saw that Liu Qi did not change his attitude, and thought that he had to tie the bell to unlock the bell, so he pulled Cao Wei over, and said extremely irritably

"Didn't you kid just say that? Why is the mouth now let the donkey kick! Say a word! Do you remember what Uncle Liu said just now? When Uncle Liu takes you on a blind date, what you should say! What shouldn't be said! As long as Uncle Liu doesn't say anything, the woman's family can't say that they pay for it! Do you remember clearly? ”

Cao Wei was speechless when he heard this, thinking to himself Brother Monkey, this is not obvious, making people open their eyes and talk nonsense, blind dates such a thing, I actually want to deceive people, please ask if you can deceive others for a while, is it possible to deceive others for a lifetime, even if this is now a fake identity of an oil worker, coaxing everyone girl, fake drama is really married, is it that the Civil Affairs Bureau only handles marriage certificates, not green divorce certificates, I don't know what to think about all day long, but now I and Wang Cuihua are completely out of play, If you want to get married in the poor ravine of your hometown, and there is no matchmaker to match it, it is simply a fool's dream!

Cao Wei gritted his teeth when he thought of this, quickly took out the cigarette, and lit the cigarette respectfully for Liu Qi, and said with a flushed face

"Uncle, you are angry! I don't know what's going on at home! You can rest assured! I promise not to talk nonsense again! From now on, what do you say, then I will do it! ”

Liu Qi saw that Cao Wei was completely convinced, pursed his lips and said

"Oh well! I hope you do what you say and don't let me down! Then you two wait here, I'll inquire about something, and I'll come back and take you to see your daughter-in-law!" ”

Zhang Yongfa saw that Liu Qi was finally willing to take this job, and then his hanging heart finally landed, and he hurriedly said with a smile like a flower

"Uncle, it's okay! You get busy with yours first, and I'll give you a good explanation! ”

Liu Qi just walked a few steps, Cao Wei handed Zhang Yongfa a cigarette, lit it for himself, just took a puff, and before he had time to tell the bitter water in his stomach, he didn't expect Zhang Yongfa to say a word directly

"When it's time to go on a blind date, don't smoke anymore! Otherwise, it will leave a bad image of the girl! Hear me! ”

Cao Wei just took a puff of cigarette, almost choked to death, coughed for a long time before he eased, and said extremely irritably

"Brother-in-law! Isn't it just a blind date! If you don't let me speak, forget it! Why can't I smoke a cigarette now! You're too much of a bully, aren't you? If this is the case again, this kiss and I will not be along! Trouble is dead! ”

Zhang Yongfa heard Cao Wei say that he didn't go on a blind date, but he just glanced at it lightly and didn't say a word, thinking that you kid don't talk about it here.

You say that if you don't go on a blind date, you don't go on a blind date, you think this is a child's house, you say you won't play if you don't play, but at present, you must extinguish the anger in this kid's belly, otherwise when the blind date will pass, pull a bitter gourd face, and it would be good not to be driven out with a stick, who would still want to go on a blind date with him, thinking of this, he sighed and said

"Weiwei, can you still talk well! Don't forget! Today's blind date is for you, it's not that the two of us have nothing to do here! Just now, Uncle Liu asked you not to talk nonsense, when will you not be allowed to speak! I told you not to put a cigarette in your mouth when you go on a blind date, do you think it looks good? Is it polite? Is it appropriate? ”

As soon as the words fell, I didn't expect Cao Wei to be in a hurry, only to see him take a puff of cigarette and sleep with round eyes

"Brother-in-law! You really dare to say anything, when did I talk nonsense, I was originally a security guard at an oil unit, but he called me an oil worker, I just corrected it! As a result, he was in a hurry! Isn't he talking nonsense with his eyes wide open and blatantly deceiving people? You said I didn't even have a red overalls, what did you ask me to give to others to prove! When the time comes, won't you shoot yourself in the foot! ”

Zhang Yongfa saw Cao Wei's annoyed and angry appearance, and thought that this kid was really holding back the fire in his belly, so he quickly patted his shoulder and said

"Oops! When will you change your sulfur temper! Uncle Liu said that you are an oil worker, which is to add points to your success rate in blind dates, how can you become a liar here! Besides, when the matchmaker introduced, he didn't say that the girl was like a flower! If a man boasts more ability, then he has more ability! If the matchmaker is really introduced, I'm afraid I can't say a pair in a year! As for what you said, when the time comes, the woman asks you to take out the red overalls to prove that you are an oil worker, and such a thing will not happen at all, and if the blind date is successful, buy two overalls, it will not be as simple as one! Therefore, don't be cranky, everything is arranged by Uncle Zhang, if nothing happens, he can create a miracle on you again! ”

(End of chapter)